Shi Niang stared at the snake saliva liquid, her attitude eased a lot, and she said: "You won, but I have one condition, before entering the cave room with me, you are not allowed to have a relationship with others." ”

When I heard this, I looked at Shi Niang and found that what she said was reasonable, and there was a strong vinegar in her tone, I couldn't help but be a little lucky, fortunately I made an appointment with Shi Niang in advance, otherwise she was so jealous, it was really possible to regret it halfway.

Magu asked me to have a relationship with Shi Niang first, and I didn't dare to go against her wishes, so I simply agreed to Shi Niang directly.

Shi Niang floated back to the black coffin, and when she entered, she threw a sentence: "The matter of snake ambergris, you have done a good job, there is still a northern wood, you can also find other rare wood instead, don't make trouble these days, I will refine the snake saliva liquid." ”

Shi Niang disappeared.

I was stunned for a while, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't be a teacher, the day after tomorrow is the banquet, and I will count on you then!" ”

Shi Niang didn't respond, it seems that the refining snake saliva liquid went, I can't wait to give myself a slap in the face, it's like killing myself, if Shi Niang doesn't wake up in time, most of the things at the banquet will be lost!

……

The banquet is coming!

The whole provincial city is in a hot spot, the Chen family issued invitations, invited celebrities to participate in the banquet, and announced the news that this banquet was held to choose a fiancé for Chen Jiayao, the big family in the provincial capital was ready to move, and the forces outside the province were not to be outdone, and they all converged towards the Chen family.

I found Liu Hao, he was holding two invitations in his hand, although Liu Hao had a marriage contract, but it did not prevent him from attending the banquet, Chen Jiayao specially invited me, and the Chen family sent two invitations, just so that I Liu Hao could go.

The Chen family, the provincial capital, is located in the northwest area of the provincial capital, surrounded by mountains and rivers, the scenery is very beautiful, because it is a large family, the Chen family is rich in heritage, and the guests and masters in the family are all sent out to be responsible for the guard work of the banquet.

When I arrived at Chen's house, there were a lot of people gathered at the door, the Wu family, the Cheng family, the Tian family, the Zhou family and other provincial families, took the invitation card and went in directly, I observed from a distance, Wu Feng and Cheng Tienan needless to say, the two of them have been pursuing Chen Jiayao, this banquet will definitely come, but Tian Zhijie's appearance surprised me a little, you must know that he is not a woman, and once belittled Chen Jiayao, but I didn't expect him to come with him.

Liu Hao stretched out his hand and pointed to the door of the Chen family, where an old man was sitting, and he was responsible for collecting invitations, Liu Hao said: "This old man is called Uncle Chen, and he is the first master of the Chen family. ”

I looked over, Chen Bo squinted his eyes slightly, and kept receiving invitations, only when the big family entered, he stood up symbolically, as for those small families, he didn't even bother to say hello, and the other families knew his identity, not only did they not care, but they were respectful and did not dare to provoke easily.

I said: "Brother Liu Hao, this is the entrance to the big family, doesn't it mean that there is another place, called "Elegant and Vulgar Appreciation", specially designed for some poor scholars, as long as you match the poems, you can go in directly. ”

Liu Hao was stunned for a moment, "Brother Zhao, you are so good, let's go, I'll take you to take a look." ”

Saying that, Liu Hao pulled me and walked towards the side door of the Chen family, which is also the entrance to enter, but these are poor children, hoping to learn by their own talents, there are also some ruffians who want to try their luck in it, if they can get Chen Jiayao's appreciation, they can be brilliant!

I walked up to me, just in time for a talented man to recite a poem:

"Lonely Shadow"

Even if there are thousands of words, pour a cup of tea.

The frost wind is bone-shattering.

Endure to see all the traces in the wilderness, who is left to meet alone?

If you want to relax your Zen heart, you will sigh and sigh sadly.

There are vain words to accompany Sifei.

Who unlocks the lock, who unlocks?

……

A lonely shadow, eloquent, not hurried or slow, can be called a high-quality masterpiece, Zen heart and artistic conception, complement each other, with their own words, put their feelings in the poems, express the feelings of Chen Jiayao and admiration.

After hearing this, Liu Hao immediately sighed with emotion: "Good poetry, good poetry, I know this guy, he is a teacher in the provincial capital, named Yang Xiuqing, it seems that the level of this class of talents is quite high, but it is a pity that they love the wrong person, Chen Jiayao is a slut who is as good as she can be, and she is not worthy of so many people's liking." ”

Chen Jiayao is very pure on the surface, known as the first beauty in the provincial capital, but behind the scenes, she is a disciple of the White Lotus Sect, and often has relationships with others, even the villagers passing by do not let go.

It is divided into two themes, one is elegant poetry and the other is popular poetry.

Yang Xiuqing drew a poem, made a poem "Lonely Shadow" on the spot, so that he successfully entered the Chen family, and then there were constantly people participating, it seems that they are all prepared, and they draw a theme, and the people of the Chen family can use it as a poem, which is very powerful.

Liu Hao looked at me, "Brother Zhao, since you're here, are you interested in showing your hand?" ”

I smiled bitterly and said, "Don't make fun of me, this bit of ink in my stomach is okay to say some rogue poems, but if I draw elegant poems, I can't read a word." ”

Unexpectedly, Liu Hao insisted, pulled me forward, waited until the person in front of me was over, pushed me forward and smoked one, with two words written on it: vulgar poetry!

Liu Hao showed a look of encouragement, I'm not polite, Yashi can't do it, but our buddies are very good at vulgar poetry, and read it directly:

"Eighteen Touches"

Touch your little thin waist, and the powder face is like a flower;

Second, touch your pretty face, your eyes are like silk and panting;

……

Eighteen touch your little belly, sorry buddy has no money!

When the last word fell, the surroundings were very silent, Liu Hao, who was standing next to me, his eyes were round, and his breathing became very short, I asked out loud, Liu Hao came back to his senses, and said excitedly: "Brother Zhao, high, really high, your vulgar poem, can be called the most obscene poem, amazing, too powerful!" ”

I was speechless for a while, when I was in Jiaocheng County, I often squatted on the street to tell fortunes, learned some yellow jokes, and after a little processing, it became a vulgar poem now, which is just right for this situation.

There were not only men around, but also some talented women, who also wanted to participate in the banquet, looking at me with red faces, constantly pointing and pointing, and some people even scolded: Lust!

I shrunk my neck, seeing that it caused public anger, I quickly pulled Liu Hao away, now that the master has not woken up, I can only rely on myself for the time being, and I am quite complacent when I see some repercussions in my vulgar poems.

Back at the main gate of the Chen family, the two of us took out the invitation, Uncle Chen glanced at it, stood up slowly, and said to us: "Uncle Chen, welcome the Liu family to the banquet......"

The Liu family belongs to the big family of the provincial capital, Liu Hao and I came over, Uncle Chen naturally wanted to give face, I didn't say anything, Liu Hao replied politely: "Uncle Chen!" ”

After saying that, we walked inside, there was a special maid in front to lead the way, the banquet had not yet begun, we were taken to the lounge, the children of the provincial family, all resting inside.

When they saw me, they snorted a few times one after another, I glanced at it, the old acquaintances in the provincial capital were there, Wu Feng, Tian Zhijie, Cheng Tienan, and I didn't expect that Zhou Shao was wearing bandages all over his body, and his face was gloomy and sitting on the chair, he actually came to the banquet.

But after thinking about it, although the Zhou family has risen recently, the momentum is very strong, but it has not yet been recognized by the big family, although Zhou Shao likes middle-aged women, but for the honor of the family, he has to come over to pursue Chen Jiayao, as long as he becomes Chen Jiayao's fiancé, the Zhou family and the Chen family are united, and the Zhou family will definitely become a big family with this relationship.

I stood at the door, met everyone's eyes, and said with a smile: "It's all here!" ”

Except for Cheng Tienan, everyone else has a grudge against me, and I know that I am not welcome, so I walked to the side with Liu Hao.

As soon as the words fell, Tian Zhijie snorted coldly: "Your subordinates are defeated, do you really dare to come back?" ”