Chapter 35: The Best Thief
"Lao Liu, you said we would succeed tonight!"
"Don't worry, there's a brother! Make sure you finish this ticket and go home and build a small western-style house."
"Really, brother, you are really closer than my own brother."
Two black shadows were squatting outside the construction site where the accident happened yesterday afternoon, these two people were none other than the two thieves, the shorter one was slightly older and called Lao Liu, and the other gray-clothed and thin man was the junior.
After a long time, the two looked at each other for a long time, and finally saw the security guard guarding the construction site turn off the lights and sleep, and hurriedly climbed over the fence and rushed towards the construction site.
Xiao San looked around, but he couldn't see anything except the black, and he couldn't help but feel weak in his heart, and said softly: "Brother, I'm a little scared, or let's go back!" We will slowly build that small western-style building in the future."
"Look at your bear-like appearance, what are you afraid of, those two unlucky ghosts have already been carried to the morgue, is it possible that you are still afraid of ghosts", Lao Liu, who was wearing black short sleeves, said unhappily, holding a flashlight everywhere as he walked.
Xiao San stammered and said: Who, who is afraid, I am afraid, I will not come.
"Come on, I don't know about you", the short man had just finished speaking, and suddenly woke up and pointed ahead: Look, I found it, we're going to send it.
I saw that where the light shone, there was a strange bronze coffin, which was different from other coffins, and the whole coffin exuded an evil atmosphere.
A black poisonous snake was carved on the front of the coffin, and the carving of the poisonous snake under the light seemed to be alive, exuding a pitch-black brilliance, which immediately startled the two guys.
Lao Liu flashed the flashlight and walked towards the snake shadow, and saw that the poisonous snake was just a carving, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said to Xiao San: Xiao San, it's your turn.
"What should I do", Xiao San was stunned for a moment, turned around and looked at Lao Liu inexplicably.
Lao Liu was suddenly angry and anxious, and shone the coffin in front of him with a flashlight; What are you talking about, open the coffin! I'll give you the wind.
"Why do I open the coffin, I don't do it", Xiao San suddenly stopped doing it, thinking that it was me every time, and today it was me again, and I was still a dead man's coffin, and the ghost opened it!
Lao Liu was angry and anxious when he saw that the stupid big man didn't listen to him today, and hurriedly stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder in a good voice: Little San, you see that there are so many policemen today, and they are all with guys, there must be a treasure in it.
You see you're stronger than me, and this coffin isn't easy for you! I'm not as tall as you, give you the wind, hurry up, let's go back to our tunzi after this ticket, when you think about it, you can marry a daughter-in-law if you have money and a house, what a beautiful scenery!
Xiao San was slapped like this, and suddenly it was as if he was flying into the sky, and he patted his thigh and said: Hehe, there is no way to let you grow strong without me, you still have to rely on me at the critical moment, get out of the way, look at me.
Xiao San handed the flashlight to the short man with a proud face, stood next to the coffin, rolled up his sleeves and grabbed the edge of the coffin.
"Ah~Open"
Xiao San gritted his teeth and wanted to push open the coffin lid, but he held back his strength The coffin lid was motionless, like a boulder pressed on it, no matter how he pushed it, he was tired and sweaty, panting and said to the short man who was holding the wind: Mom~ Damn, why is it so heavy, I can't push it away, what the hell, I want me to carry a hundred catties of rice and run, I can't open this small coffin lid today, Lao Liu, hurry up and help.
When Lao Liu saw that this guy had to help himself with this, he was unhappy in his heart, and complained: I can't do such a thing well, it's true, I will go back and reduce your dividends later, so that you can increase your memory.
But when he turned around, there was one more person on the coffin at this time, a long-haired woman dressed in red was sitting on top of the coffin, the breeze blew gently, and the woman's hair in red was blown by the wind, and a corner of her face covered by hair was suddenly revealed.
A fairly delicate little face, especially the small lips, with bright lipstick, looks so attractive.
"It's hot!" , The woman in red seemed to be unable to see him, her voice stretched out numbly, and at the same time, the snow-white little hand began to untie the clothes on her body, "It's so hot~", the red clothes slowly slipped off, revealing the pink belly pocket, and the proud Su chest could be vaguely seen under the belly pocket, the hand of the woman in red began to slowly untie the string of the belly pocket, and the belly pocket began to slowly slide down, and the snow-white Su chest beat up and down naughtily with the departure of the belly pocket.
"Come here~ Come here! People are so hot, come and help me, I'm so uncomfortable", the woman in red kept twisting her body and throwing winks at Lao Liu.
Lao Liu has been a bachelor for decades, except for washing his hair to solve it, how can he stand such a temptation, swallowing his saliva with a face, and slowly walked towards the girl in red.
"Baby, I'm coming".
Lao Liu couldn't stand it anymore, so he tore off his clothes and pounced, "Baby, you are so beautiful", "Well, let me kiss it", "It's so fragrant, it's so soft".
"Damn, what are you doing, Lao Liu! Get lost; Fuck off, what the hell are you doing! I'm ~ Bah, you're fucking insane, fuck off, or I'll beat you to death."
Lao Liu was suddenly kicked by Xiao Sanyi and fell to the ground, clutching his stomach in pain: Ouch, my waist, my stomach.
"Phew, damn it, call Lao Tzu to steal the baby, and kiss the labor, and let you tear your clothes", Xiao San looked at his companion who fell to the ground with an annoyed face.
And Lao Liu, who was lying on the ground, saw that he actually kissed the third son, and suddenly felt disgusted, damn, what happened just now, is it an illusion.
But just when he finally climbed up with his support for the wall, he wanted to explain to the little third son, and hurriedly took his things and left.
A red figure appeared behind Xiao San, and the short man's face suddenly stiffened, everything just now was not an illusion, it was this woman in red who made a ghost, and now at this time, there is no third person except him and Xiao Sanzi.
Then she can't be human, the beauty in red that she just thought about was actually a female ghost, and she was suddenly frightened, sat on the ground, pointed behind Xiao San with a trembling hand, and stammered: You, you ~ Xiao San, behind you ~ you ......
"Fuck off, you old thing took advantage of me, and now you're still lying to me, damn, what's behind me at night, there's a ghost!".
Xiao San scolded and pointed his right hand behind him and said: "Grass, old thing, you see that I have your old ...... behind me
Xiao San turned around with him, and before he finished speaking, he swallowed the last sentence of the old lady back to his stomach.
Less than a finger knuckle away from his right index finger, a beautiful face appeared in front of his eyes, Xiao San was suddenly stunned by this surprised beauty, but before he could react, the woman in red raised her right hand with a wicked smile and slowly touched her face.
Touching and touching, the woman in red suddenly grabbed a large piece of confused flesh, and suddenly scarlet blood slowly flowed down her face and under her.
"I'm pretty!"