Chapter 634: The Zhang Family Has a Queen(5,000 Words Super Large Chapter)
I was surprised and asked, "What do you mean?" This thing was given by the gods, is it possible that it will explode? ”
Amaterasu said eagerly: "Of course it won't explode, but no matter what you do with it after you take it, the immortal will know that he is not at ease, why are you so confused!" Don't you think it's strange that a man who has met in the water gives you his most precious thing? ”
These words immediately reminded me, yes, he is too platinum star, and he is not a miscellaneous person in the heavenly court. If Master Zhang came down, it would be reasonable for him to send me something, after all, it was Master Zu who came. But Tai Bai Xing has nothing to do with our Maoshan faction, why should he give me his dust?
I was about to throw myself under the cliff, but when I thought about it, I felt that it was inappropriate, if Tai Bai Xing knew about it, he would definitely understand that I saw his intentions, and maybe it would invite him to take the most ruthless revenge. Don't look at this old man's kindness, but he is definitely a person with a heart, after all, in Journey to the West, he has not pit Sun Wukong. If he hadn't patted his chest and promised at that time, would Sun Wukong go to heaven to be the son of Nalaosh Bi Ma Wen?
Hmph, you want to pit me, Lao Tzu is someone who has read Journey to the West!
But then I made a fool of myself, I can't take it now, I can't throw it away, what can I do?
At this time, it would be nice if he jumped out and snatched it personally, but the Taishan Scenic Area was closed at this time, and the entire eighteen plates were like shelling, and not a single figure could be seen.
It's really tangled.
I called Brother Wang: "Brother Wang, did you go back by high-speed train or did you drive away?" ”
Brother Wang said on the phone: "We just got out of the city and prepared to get on the highway, before we thought that since we drove away, we might as well buy some souvenirs, so we drove over to buy donkey meat and grilled chicken, what's wrong?" ”
I immediately laughed: "Come and pick me up at the foot of Mount Tai, I am Mount Tai now." Don't say anything superfluous, I'll > Hmph, install a bugging device around Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu won't speak, see what you can know!
Anyway, let's take this dust away first, and when we go to Makino Market to brainstorm, I'm sure we can find a good solution.
By the time I came down from the mountain panting, Brother Wang and Da Jiang were already leaning on the car and smoking.
I had already typed on WeChat before, and Brother Wang waved at me after seeing me: "Hurry up, hurry up, your master's memorial service is today, you can't show up all day, right?" Is it fun? ”
I carried the dust and put it on the back seat of the car, and then took the mineral water handed over by Da Jiang and poured it violently, and then said while wiping my mouth: "I saw the immortals, Tai Bai Xing and the giant spirit god, they are really magnificent, that fan, I can't learn it at all." Alas, look, the treasure that the platinum star gave me, this dust whisk is much stronger than my rotten blade, who will bully me again in the future, hum ......"
Da Jiang covered his mouth and wanted to laugh out loud, but was slapped in the stomach by Brother Wang. He put on his sunglasses and asked seriously, "Binzi, what are you going to do with this thing?" It's not enough to save your three-legged cat......"
I sat in the car and said while letting Brother Wang drive, "It's sold!" Sold to that dragon Batian, we have been acting for so long, and now we have finally found a fairy, how can we sell it for a good price. When I got rich, I opened a restaurant, hired a group of college students, and picked me up at the door all day wearing a little skirt that just covered my buttocks...... Hmph, when the time comes, see if I don't make a lot of money......"
Brother Wang frowned and smiled at me: "Yes, yes, yes, not only the hotel, we are connected with the bathing center, bundled consumption, bundled operation, Dajiang is just our shareholder, investment and public relations, don't worry about anything else, just divide the money." I believe that it won't be long before we become the richest man in Makino City! ”
Da Jiang also entered the play at this time, and he said with some embarrassment: "Can we contact Long Batian now?" It is said that their gang is still preparing to rebel and kill, let's sell this dust to him for fear that there will be sequelae, right? We should do less and accumulate more virtue in this kind of abusive behavior. I think it's better to sell it to a foreigner than to sell it to a foreigner, you think, this is a treasure with divine brilliance, and when the time comes, Binzi will perform a few small spells, which will definitely bluff the foreigners speechless. ”
"Cultural relics, the price is high and can be so high that it is boundless, and the urine basins of the ancient emperors can now be sold for eight figures, and I estimate that it will cost hundreds of millions of dollars, and when the time comes, I will invest some money and we will also engage in a preliminary publicity and exhibition, so the price must not be increased several times? I'm going to ask someone right now what the price of this thing will probably be. In case those stupid hats don't know the goods, let's consider Long Batian. After all, we can't be careless about accumulating virtue......"
The three of us were like little gangsters who saw money, one moment they said that they would sell the dust to this person, and the other time they would sell the dust to that person. And in order to prove that this thing can kill, Brother Wang also proposed to find a girl from the bathing center and smear some aunt's blood on the dust......
The three of us sat in the car and sang all the way, looking forward to the life after selling the dust, Da Jiang said that he would support a few college students, Brother Wang said that he would give his lover a house, and I wanted to travel the world and take my woman all over the world.
Our ideals are so full that they are about to be realized. But when we went back to the toilet in a service area, the dust in the back seat of the car disappeared.
The three of us burst out laughing.
The dust whisk will definitely not be stolen by a thief, to be honest, even if we take the dust whisk and hand it to others and say that it is too platinum star, people are afraid that they will call us as a psychopath. This thing, people who can see the value will not come to this service area to go to the toilet, and people who come here will not see its value.
Brother Wang lit a cigarette and said to me with a smile, "Now don't you worry?" I'm afraid that people have regretted that they have a toothache, and they finally want to give you a good thing, but you want to sell it for money half-heartedly. Now the old man has the heart to kill you......"
I smiled: "Money is important in the human world, I use something that I will never have, it is better to exchange it for money directly." Alright, let's go, and we'll get back in before dark to make a show. I don't know what happened to my master, over there......"
Brother Wang said: "You are worrying, since the Asura King can use your master, he will definitely treat him well." Besides, this is your grandfather's lead, if you don't look at the monk's face, you have to look at the Buddha's face, he won't treat them badly. Maybe it won't be long before an undefeated sword god Mo Wentian will appear in the Asura Realm. ”
We started to move forward, and as soon as we got back on the road, Meng Wanqing appeared beside me: "What's going on?" How did that whisk disappear? ”
I smiled and said, "Take it, otherwise what if I really sell it?" Since the world is listening to me, let's improvise for him. ”
Meng Wanqing glanced at me and said: "I guess this is not a good thing, the coercion on his body, we can feel it inside, Sister Zhao'er said that the old man is unfathomable, and the divine power contained in his body can kill us all, and even the small world can be destroyed, but I don't know why he didn't kill you, and he used such an old-fashioned method." ”
I shook my head, "I don't know, maybe he has his own ideas." Whatever, they are immortals fighting, we can't mix, no matter who they win or lose, it's not a good thing for us. Therefore, whoever we love, let's stabilize the human realm first, otherwise after the chaos on our side, we will not be able to live in peace. By the way, Sister Wanqing, I'm going to go to Zhangjia Ancient Village after the funeral, and you will have to go there when the time comes. ”
Meng Wanqing was stunned: "What are you doing?" ”
Brother Wang smiled: "The daughters-in-law of the Zhang family are going to the ancestral house to incense the ancestors and tell them that the Zhang family has a future." Miss Meng, who of you is the big house? ”
Originally, it was just Brother Wang's joke, but who knew that Meng Wanqing's face suddenly changed: "I'm not going......
After saying that, she disappeared and went to the small world.
This...... The three of us looked at each other, not knowing what was going on.
Brother Wang said helplessly: "Yes, you have offended this immortal, Binzi, why is this?" ”
Da Jiang suddenly said: "Among Binzi's wives, ghosts account for most of them, they can neither have children nor live a normal life, only Xiaoru and Nangong are mortals, but Xiaoru's experience and background are definitely not the main house, so the only one who can represent Binzi's wife is Nangong Jingxuan." Besides, if you ask so much, and say that the Zhang family has a queen, isn't this obviously embarrassing the family? Brother Wang, Brother Wang, you still boast that you have been among a hundred flowers, tsk, this level is terrible, right? ”
Brother Wang said helplessly: "The Zhang family has a queen and refers to Wenxuan's daughter-in-law is pregnant, what do you think?" Aren't we going to buy that donkey meat and grilled chicken today? I posted it in the circle of friends, and as a result, a nurse in the obstetrics and gynecology department of our hospital left a message, I chatted with her a few words when I was idle, and she told me that Wenxuan's wife went for a gynecological examination two days ago and was pregnant, but she was just pregnant, and the boy and girl were not clear......"
My sister-in-law is pregnant?
Da Jiang said with emotion: "No wonder Wen Xuan inherited the inheritance of the Demon Lord without hesitation, this is a way back." Binzi, don't fucking smirk, hurry up and tell your dad to go! It's really a happy event, the old man has been looking forward to it for 20 years in Dongying......"
I put away my ecstatic heart, and without saying a word, I entered the jade pendant, and as soon as I entered, I ran into Zhou Xiaoqin h2