A few years passed in a flash, and this year I finally left the damn elementary school life, and the village began to change, the village collective engaged in planning, several villages merged together, and were divided into an empty space a few miles away from my hometown, which is less than ten minutes away from the county seat, and it also facilitated everyone's life, so they all moved to a new place and settled down.

Thatched houses, earthen wall houses, and old brick houses all disappeared, and in less than half a year, small bungalows were erected on the open space, and every house was replaced with a color TV series.

My good friend Jiang Peng left here with his parents many years ago and settled in a far away place, while the fat man Wang Lin was still so lazy and lazy, and his grades were even more of a mess, his home was right next to me, and his ideals had evolved from a key primary school to a vocational and technical high school.

There is still a week to usher in the last stage of junior high school, "junior high school", a crossroads in life; In order to live up to my parents' expectations and get a good score in the exam, I was desperately chewing on the boring textbooks during the summer vacation, but Wang Lin always came to me every once in a while.

Every time this guy comes, I have a headache, in order to pull me into the water to accompany him to the vocational high school of his choice, nothing is just a pig's head, boasting that in the vocational high school, the girl is much older, and the little face of the water and spirit can pinch out the water, and he has to pull me towards the vocational high school together, how can I follow him to fool around, brother is going to take the city's key experimental class?

"Zhang Fan~ What are you doing? I'm coming".

You see, here it is again; I got up and opened the door with a black line, and the guy came in with an excited face.

I saw that this guy's mouth was about to start again, so I hurriedly said in advance: "Fatty, why are you here again, don't you be tinkering with me where to go with you, please~ Please, big brother!" ”

"Hey, let's not talk about that today, guess what I met when I went out", the fat man said excitedly.

"What did you encounter, I'll go, I don't know what you've encountered, shouldn't I have met a big girl without pants!" I looked at the fat man wickedly.

The fat man muttered dissatisfiedly: "Okay, you Zhang Fan, I'm so obscene!" ”

Lewd, obscene are all ruined by you, who doesn't know that your five-year-old little sister of your relatives, eight-year-old picked up the cracks in the wall to watch the widow of the king next door take a bath, and learned to pick up girls at the age of twelve, although no one has taken a fancy to you until now.

The fat man suddenly jumped up: You~ You, you are good Zhang Fan, you are so hurtful! How can those airports match my buddy, you must know that in the school I have been longing for for a long time, my future big wife is waiting for me? After saying that, he despised me with disdain.

Big Mimi, haha~ It really amused me, and Big Mimi's wife, his weight of nearly 200 catties is enough to mysterious.

The fat man saw me smiling evilly, and hurriedly pulled the chair on the side and continued: "Cut, how can you understand ordinary people, by the way, today I met a master.

What a master, what a master! You can meet the master, I looked at the fat man with a puzzled expression.

The fat man immediately shuddered and said: Then it must be dropped, this master knows astronomy, geography, pinching his fingers to count the previous life, and divination seems to be a master in the world?

", that's not a fortune teller! A charlatan who specializes in fooling people! I hurriedly asked: You have been fooled! I was fooled into a few dollars from the real recruitment, and I still cried and shouted that I wanted to accept you as an apprentice."

The fat man was unhappy when he heard it, and said: "Phew~ Bah, why is it so vulgar, that's incense money, accumulating yin virtue, you know a hair, that master is not a liar, the master can say that I will come to run the peach blossoms in a few years, you wait!" Let me find you a big boobs sister-in-law and let you continue to be single alone, hehe".

I'm a very good young man who can compare with you, I was not happy when I heard it, and I was smug when I was deceived, and I pulled this guy's fat and walked out.

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and he reacted when I pulled him out of the house, and hurriedly looked at the arm that was just pulled by me, and the fat arm was accidentally pulled out of a blue and purple color, and suddenly the ghost cried wolf and shouted: Fuck, it hurts~ You are so ruthless, you pinched the fat brother's hands red.

As soon as I went out, I found a yellow table a hundred meters away from here, and an old man in a yellow robe and gossip clothes was sitting at the table with a whisk in his hand.

I shook my finger and asked, "Is it him?"

"yes, that's him, what's wrong? You also have to count the marriage, hehe, go, I'll take you there", the fat man said with a smile on his face.

I kicked the fat man's ass with black lines all over my face and scolded, "Count your head and smash the field."

Now it was the fat man's turn to have a black line, and he had no choice but to follow me to the master at my insistence.

I saw that the "master" was closing his eyes, and I didn't know whether he was asleep or closing his eyes to recuperate, but a couplet on both sides of the booth attracted my attention. Right: Heaven is all in the palm of your hand. Horizontal batch: Clever calculation.

I gasped at this, this is too exaggerated! It's still a heavenly opportunity, and some people still believe in this thing, if this is really the case, wouldn't this fortune teller have already made a fortune, why bother telling fortunes here.

Just wanted to find out the bad luck of this old man, the old guy had already opened his eyes, touched the goatee of the sex on his chin, and said with a smile: "Young man, what do you want to calculate, marriage, career, future, or eight characters?" ”

I thought to myself, is this old thing just fooling us when we are not very old? See if I don't lift your stall.

So he smirked and said, "Old man, I want to calculate my future, how to calculate, I don't know how to calculate."

The fortune teller laughed and said: Then let's measure the word! Convenient.

"Word measurement", okay, let me see what you say! I want to fool my buddy and try it, just as I was laughing in my heart, the fortune teller in front of me took a piece of white paper and a black pen from the side and put it on the table.

Which word should be tested? If that's right, use your last name! With a black pen in my hand, I wrote a large piece of writing under the old gentleman's gaze, and handed it over when I was done.

"Well, the handwriting is not bad, let me see it", the fortune teller touched the goatee and took the blank paper with a smile on his face.

The fortune teller who took the pen and paper looked at the words on the white paper, glanced at Zhang Fan again, and then shook his head and said: Hey! Fate, kid, are you sure you want to solve the words!