I looked up and said, "It seems that when my wife was not the moon god, your heavenly court had already decided to marry her to Dunberwin, right?" Now that you're saying this again, are you coaxing me to go up and do it again, or did you not have the right words before? Nuwa Niangniang, I respect you very much, and I can even say that I worship you. But don't you wipe out all the good feelings in my heart, okay? Isn't it a bit of a fuss about this thing that you are a saint coming down? ”

"This makes me wonder what kind of identity Dunberwin is, even you came to try to take him away. It's a pity that he can't go anywhere, so he can only stay with me! I have a great cause and effect, you can't kill me, and if you kill me, my little world will collapse, and Dunberwin will definitely not survive. So, please don't think about it anymore. If you want to worship, I can get a statue of your god in the Jade Emperor's palace and worship it every day. But if you're in charge of it, I'm sorry, don't talk about it! ”

Nuwa said, "Okay, since you both have this attitude, then I don't care." I'm waiting for you to beg me, because of this matter, now only I can suppress it! Li Jing, let's go back, if I really do it, then I'm afraid I will be scolded by the whole human world. When you go back, you can torture them as much as you want, this little wolf is for me, and what I fancy is my ...... no matter what."

Let's go?

Just gone?

I looked at Nangong in surprise, and Nangong also felt a little surprised......

The golden and purple pillars of light disappeared from the courtyard, and at this moment I was sure that they were gone, and the heavenly soldiers and generals on the ground who were stunned by Nangong also disappeared at this time.

I wiped the sweat on my head, and saw that there were beads of sweat on Nangong's face, and I took out a pack of tissues from my clothes and was just about to wipe it for her, when suddenly a purple light from the sky went straight towards the place where my brother was standing: "The person who inherits the Demon Monarch's Dao lineage, follow me to the heavenly court to confess your sins!" ”

My day! I immediately rushed in my brother's direction, but it was too late.

I saw the purple light rush towards my brother, and then, my brother's body shattered......

Chapter 686: See the old monk with long eyebrows again

My day!

I rushed to the sky and scolded: "Your uncle, what kind of ancestor and saint are you?" What kind of ability is a sneak attack? Come at me? I'm going to kill Dunberwin now, and then I'll extract his soul and refine it with the true fire of Samadhi until the sea withers and the rocks rot. You want to save him, but Lao Tzu wants to harm him! ”

After saying that, I will enter the small world, dare to kill my brother, Lao Tzu will die with you!

What bullshit fairy, what bullshit heaven, no matter how high you are, as long as Lao Tzu doesn't die, I will fight with you to the end!

Nangong suddenly appeared beside me and raised his hand to hold me: "You take a good look at what she hit...... Why are you so impulsive? ”

I was stunned, and turned my face to look at the place where my brother's body was shattered, where was my brother's figure at this time, only a jade pendant that was broken into eight hundred pieces......

This......

I looked at Nangong, and she said to me: "It seems that when you came over just now, your brother had already left, and all that was left was this stand-in jade pendant...... This seems to have been done by Kevin, but unfortunately, this jade pendant is worth at least a million ......"

I walked over without giving up, grabbed a few pieces of jade pendant fragments, and looked at the patterns together, as if it was really Kevin's carving technique.

Nangong said to me: "Blind and excited, your brother is much smarter than you, and you will be able to ignore his heart." When you go back, you ask Kevin for ten or eight of this kind of jade to wear on your body, and even the saint can be fooled, it works! ”

As we spoke, the purple light in the sky had disappeared.

I guess I think it's quite boring, I sneak up on ants with the body of an elephant, and I end up stepping on a fake ...... It's embarrassing just thinking about it.

Nangong looked at me and asked, "If she wants to make a move, it won't be a problem to kill me just now, but she didn't do it, what is the reason?" And with her realm, no matter how big the cause and effect of killing you is, she is not afraid, but she slipped away after being scolded by the two of us, which does not meet the standards of a saint. It's weird......"

I raised my hand and hugged her into my arms: "Just remember that we're not dead, don't think about anything else." Maybe she thinks it's too bad to kill us, right? The god of fire and the god of water are fighting on the other side of the Yellow Sea, should we go and see? ”

Nangong looked at me and asked, "You're not sleepy?" It's okay if I don't sleep, but what about you? ”

I smiled and said, "Isn't this because I want to watch the sunrise with my wife?" Let's go, you can't die without sleep for a day or two. ”

Nangong said with a smile: "Look at your virtue, you, it's not suitable to say this kind of ròu hemp, I haven't blushed before you blush, it's a bit fake......"

I called Zhou Teng, Lao Huang, Lu Dongbin, and them out of the small world, at this time, the alarm of the Jade Emperor's Palace has been lifted, and it is almost dawn, and they have to come out and continue to work on this matter.

When Lu Dongbin heard that there was a big war on the Yellow Sea, he immediately said to me: "Let's go, I'll also go and see, the war of water and fire, this is something that will not be encountered in thousands of years." The last time they fought broke Buzhou Mountain, I don't know what will happen this time......"

As a result, before we flew out of the border of Makino City, we saw my brother flying towards me with sea cucumbers: "Don't go, they have already left......"

I asked curiously, "Left?" Where did it go? ”

The sea cucumber said: "My master's advantage is getting bigger and bigger, but the surrounding sea water has formed monstrous waves, in order to avoid causing harm to the human world, they tear the space, I don't know where to go......"

Wipe!

I finally had a chance to watch the battle of the immortals, but I didn't expect it to end like this.

My brother looked at me and asked, "After I left, did Nuwa sneak up on me?" ”

I nodded: "I don't even know when you left, it really scared me to death just now." ”

My brother smiled: "There is an unknown prophet skill in the inheritance of the Demon Lord, and when you spoke, I felt that Nuwa was watching me, so when she opened her mouth to ask you for Dunberwin, I used that jade pendant to transform into my appearance, and then I disappeared invisible." That is, while she is not paying attention, otherwise I will not be able to slip away......"

The sea cucumber said, "Nuwa? Nuwa is here? When my master and the others tore apart the space, I heard him say that nosy stinky girls are here again...... Hahahaha, I thought it was who, it was actually Nuwa Niangniang...... But what is she trying to do? I always feel that a saint is a bit of a disgrace to do this. What does a master of the universe do with these little things? Are you well fed? ”

Nangong said: "People didn't make a move or hurt anyone, maybe she deliberately broke that jade pendant to show others." ”

The sea cucumber smiled: "Fortunately, she is gone, there is a big man at the bottom of the sea just now, and I want to settle accounts with her...... These demon clans really can't use common sense, big monsters bigger than their mother's warships, they can actually speak human words, fortunately my master knows him, otherwise if this monster goes ashore, it will be a disaster. You guys say hey, is there any contradiction within their demon clan? Such a strong race is now controlled by humans...... It's a bit counterintuitive. ”

My brother looked at him and asked, "Did you see the monster just now?" ”

The sea cucumber nodded: "Yes, just after you left, my master and Zhu Rong fought against the huge wave that came out, I thought I ate a fish to settle accounts with me, and almost scared me to pee my pants......"

I smiled and said, "I can't see it when I pee my pants, it's almost dawn at this time, so I invite you to make Hu spicy soup." Sea cucumber, order a place, you have become an apprentice of the water god, your temperament has changed, and you have become a lot whiter......"

The sea cucumber said helplessly: "Bai is soaked in water, you go and eat, I'm looking for my sister, I feel like I haven't seen her for several years......"

Speaking of his love sister, it seems that I haven't seen it since I came back from Nanyang. However, the sea cucumber looked like he was in a hurry to go back now, so I smiled and said, "Let's go, I'll send you back." Brother, do you want to meet your sister-in-law? ”

My brother shook his head and said, "Forget it, I'm a wanted criminal in Heavenly Court now, it's better not to see her, otherwise it's nothing good for the people of Heavenly Court to worry about her." I'll go find my people, and then return to the Demon Realm, you should be busy, and leave me alone. ”

After saying that, my brother's figure flashed and disappeared.

Lu Dongbin arched his hand at me and said, "Then I'll go back too, and come to me directly if you have something." ”

I flew to Makino City with the sea cucumber, put him in the community where the Maoshan faction lived, and then flew towards the church with Nangong. It's already dawn at this time, I don't know how the matter is handled here, and by the way, it's time to call Brother Wang to get up and have breakfast. Because he slept, he missed a lot of excitement.

When we arrived at the door of the hotel, Nangong and I flew directly into the room through the window. As soon as I entered, I saw that in the room I opened, there was an old monk sitting there, who was actually an old monk with long eyebrows who I hadn't seen for many days.

This old man, who has known my father and my master for decades, is sitting on the sofa with a tired face and closing his eyes to recuperate, I thought he was asleep, and he was just about to talk to Nangong when he retreated from the window: "Wen Bin, you have to at least say hello when you see me, right?" ”

He still hadn't opened his eyes, pretending to be a prisoner.

I pretended to be surprised and said to him, "Yo, Uncle Changmei, why are you here?" Have you eaten? How about I treat you to lamb ròu soup? Let me tell you, this sheep ròu soup shop in Makino City has been open for decades, especially the double intestine soup, and the taste is simply ......"

The long-eyebrow monk coughed lightly, opened his eyes and looked at me and said, "Don't give me nonsense, don't you Daomen joke with me, don't you have nothing to say?" It was your father and your master before, but now that they are gone, they have been replaced by you stinky boy! ”

I smiled, pulled Nangong to sit on the bed and looked at him and asked, "Uncle, what are you doing here so suddenly?" Have you figured out a way to trick me again? ”

Last time he cheated on us once, although it was not a big deal, but in retrospect I was still a little dissatisfied. However, his cultivation is very good, at least for now, I have not seen a trace of blush or embarrassment.

Changmei coughed lightly, looked at me and said, "I had a dream last night......"

I lit a cigarette and asked, "Do you miss your daughter-in-law?" ”

He glared at me: "The Growth Heavenly King gave me a dream and said that there was a man named Zhang Wenbin in the human world who had detained his subordinate Deng Bowen. Is there such a thing? Wen Bin, if you really detain him, let him go, don't make it difficult for me......"

I put down the lighter and looked at him and asked, "Changmei, you came to me for this?" Your Buddhism is really unprofitable, and we didn't see you show up when we were fighting for life and death before, but now we came over to ask for hostages. I'm sorry, I didn't detain anyone, besides, isn't Dunberwin an immortal of Heavenly Court? How can I have the ability to detain an immortal? Your information is wrong, is it wrong in your dream? ”

Changmei said: "You don't fight with me haha, this matter is related to the honor and disgrace of Buddhism, if you don't come out, not only will our Buddhism face catastrophe, but you will not be much better......"

I picked at the dead skin on my fingers and said, "It's related to the honor and disgrace of your Buddhism, what's the matter with our door?" I haven't seen anything Dunberwin. If your Buddhism does not face catastrophe, are you ready to watch the drama and see the end? You guys are a little out of the way about this...... The safety of the human world is not only the responsibility of the Daomen, but also you. Unfortunately, I didn't see what you guys did......"

Long eyebrows looked at me and said, "Didn't do anything?" Do you think that Nuwa's sudden departure was caused by your aura? Do you think those deep-sea beasts in the East China Sea came out of the bottom of the sea and went back because they were walking idlely? Do you think I'm just sitting here listening to your nonsense? You call the people over there and ask, is your strong brother still in Dongying? ”

Chapter 687: Book of Precepts

I was stunned when I said this: "Could it be that these are all the merits of your Buddhism?" ”

Changmei said angrily: "That can't be the credit of Christianity, right?" You stinky boy, you haven't learned anything else, but this saliva is getting more and more slippery. ”

I didn't have the heart to talk nonsense with him at this time, so I immediately took out my mobile phone and dialed Kevin, but Kevin said to me after connecting: "Wenbin, Brother Qiang disappeared last night!" The Red Army sent a few people to follow him day and night, and last night they spent the night in a ruined temple in the mountains, but when they woke up, Brother Qiang, who had been meditating, was gone. We've cracked all the cameras around us, but we haven't found any sign of him leaving...... Now that Guo Xiaoxiao has taken people to search nearby, will he be killed? ”

I glanced at the long eyebrows, and the old man now closed his eyes again and continued to pretend.

I said to Kevin, "Don't look for it, it's the hand of the Buddha." Besides, who can hurt Brother Qiang? He's thankful that he doesn't hurt anyone. He's the most ruthless of us...... The most ruthless person has just entered the Buddhist sect, who is going to reason with this......"

After hanging up the phone, I looked at Changmei and asked, "Tell me, where is Brother Qiang?" Did you kidnap him? ”

Changmei raised his eyes and looked at me: "Is this the attitude of talking to the elders?" ”

Depend on!

I got up and tried to squeeze out a smile: "Uncle Changmei, do you know where Brother Qiang went?" ”

Changmei rubbed his stomach and said, "Nephew, I'm hungry now, ...... you say"

I immediately pulled him to his feet and said, "Let's go, I'll invite you to eat sheep...... Let's go to Yonghe soy milk to eat, the vegetarian food over there is very good, I'm addicted to it......"

Nangong couldn't help but smile on the side: "Your ability to see the wind and rudder is really amazing, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I really couldn't believe that you would be like this...... Don't worry, he is so calm, Brother Qiang will definitely be fine. ”

I also know it's okay, but I'm afraid that they will take the risk and kidnap Brother Qiang to exchange me for Dunberwin.

Changmei got up and said to Nangong: "Female donor, since you have returned to the human world, why don't you go to the southern house to have a look?" ”

This is to let her avoid suspicion!

I was just about to speak, Nangong said, "Okay, I won't bother you." Xiaobai, let's go, go home and see our family. ”

After she finished speaking, she disappeared, and Changmei and I came out of the room, and as soon as we went out, we saw Brother Wang actually standing in the corridor smoking a cigarette.

I looked at him and asked, "Wake up early enough?" ”

Brother Wang pressed the cigarette butt on the top of the trash can: "Just now you spoke so loudly, the dead will be woken up by you." Let's go, let's check out and leave. ”

I went downstairs, and after checking out, Changmei and I got into Brother Wang's car, and Brother Wang didn't speak, and drove the car to the door of Yonghe soybean milk.

There were few guests in the early morning, and a few waiters said angrily when they saw us coming in: "Let's go, we have no money to donate, we don't make merits, we don't buy jade Buddha utensils, we come here early in the morning, you are really dedicated......

Brother Wang and I twisted our faces and looked at Changmei: "Yes, this is the reputation of your Buddhism, it's not very good." ”

Changmei's face was still as usual, and he sat on the card seat next to him and said to himself: "A bowl of rice porridge, a plate of pickles, and a steamed bun......"

What else did the waiters want to say, but Brother Wang turned his face and said to them, "Stunned, waiting for us to give you New Year's greetings?" We're fucking here for dinner! Did the damn wrangler come over to those who sold Buddhist cards? I didn't have any eyesight, so I quickly took the menu and stared at it. Stare at Lao Tzu again and tear down your shop