Chapter 018: Spit lotus in your mouth

Qi Tong issued several "eviction orders", and Ren Tiangang did not leave. His mouth was like clockwork, and he kept pestering Shu Wan, talking about the troubles of Qi Tong in his memory, and making Shu Wan laugh.

He and Qi are neighbors. Back then, Qi Tong's grandmother's house was just across the road from his house. The age difference between the two is five years. Ren Tiangang grew up behind Qi Tong's ass. Later, his house was demolished, but Qi Tong's grandmother's house remained.

"Sister, you don't know how bad Qi Tong was back then!" Ren Tiangang smashed his mouth. Unknowingly, he had called Qi Tong by his first name, called Shu Wan "sister", and said, "He once fell in love with the grapes in someone else's yard and instructed me to pick them." He and Xu Xiao were embarrassed, waiting at the door, saying to help me control the wind. You don't know, as soon as I climbed over the wall, his vicious dog rushed over. The big dog was like a Tibetan mastiff, fierce. It had been hiding in the shade and napping, so we didn't find out. If I hadn't shown a lot of concentration that was much higher than ordinary people since I was a child, I would have been scared to pee on the spot. Luckily, the dog was chained and couldn't reach the trellis. You don't know how dangerous it was. The dog's roar made me feel like it could break free from the chain and pounce on me, eating me in one bite. In such a harsh environment, I withstood the tremendous pressure of the vicious dogs and plucked the grapes from the trellis. Am I particularly brave and fearless, you say? ”

"You just say you're greedy. Xu Xiao and I both told you to come back quickly, you have to continue to pick it. We'll tell you to pick a few bunches, and you'll have to pick all the grapes. Be a thief and be a good thief. If you want to see it, you will accept it. You're too immoral. ”

"Isn't it because the bag you handed me was too big? I want to fill it up, but I can't! You pretended to let me go, but you were talking about the fact that this vine was newly grafted, and it tasted like honey. Sister, Qi Tong is not an ordinary bad. He is, wilted and wilted. ”

Shu Wan laughed.

Qi Tong looked at her with a puzzled look - is it possible, telling jokes can also sober up?

Actually, Shu Wan didn't drink much. The reason why she blushed when she first came out of the hotel was because she was provoked by Chen's daughter-in-law's words, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she became. She was very curious about what kind of expression Chen Zhi had at home that could make her daughter-in-law misunderstand deeply.

Listening to her, Chen Zhi proposed divorce to her. Shu Wan was a little unpredictable, Chen Zhi's thoughts. Could it be that Chen Zhi has a new goal?

On the way out of the hotel to the Huiyuan community, she has been thinking about this problem. She thought that maybe she had to talk to Yao Wen and ask her questions more explicitly.

Ren Tiangang saw Shu Wan smiling happily, very proud, and said, "Sister, let me tell you, Brother Qi Tong is indeed wilted. But there are even worse ones than Qi Tongge. Do you know who it is? ”

"Who?" Shu Wan said curiously.

"The little master of that house."

"Oh, she's hiding upstairs waiting for you to pick all the grapes, and then let the dog bite you?"

"Sister! You're not going to be fun! How can you guess? Did Qi Tong mention this to you before? ”

"I can testify to this, I really don't. Your sister-in-law is not ordinarily smart. So, you don't fool her. Qi Tong interjected.

"Then guess again, there is another person, more wilted than that little master. Who is he? ”

"Who?"

"Xu Xiao. This boy greeted the girl in advance and said that we would steal her grapes. ”

"Xu Xiao?"

"yes. He always blushes at the sight of a woman; Actually, it's not a woman, it's a beautiful girl. The girls who were attracted by his shy appearance were not a thousand, but two thousand. ”

Shu Wan wanted to ask in depth. Qi Tong coughed lightly and said, "This, I want to explain." In fact, at that time, we decided to steal grapes, but Xu Xiao refused. Stealing is not good, he said. That's why he told the girl in advance. ”

"Come on, I don't know him yet? Was it his idea to steal the flowers on campus? He also asked me to put the flowers in the pretty girl's drawer so that others would mistakenly think that I wanted to chase someone. And-"

Qi Tong interrupted him and said, "Ren Shuai, my food is almost finished." What's so special about you? ”

"Huh? I'll go to the kitchen and have a look. Ren Tiangang stood up and said.

"That, Ren Shuai, have you seen Xu Xiao's daughter-in-law?" Shu Wan asked.

Ren Tiangang shook his head and said, "No." It is said that his daughter-in-law is very handsome. He is a thief, thinking that everyone else is like him, and he will only worry about other people's daughters-in-law. Sister, you sit down. I'll come when I go. ”

Qi Tong sighed in his heart, kept a smile on his face, and said, "Daughter-in-law, are you still hungry?" What else would you like to eat? ”

Shu Wan looked at Qi Tong and said, "At that time, you accompanied Xu Xiao on a date with Yu Fei every time, was it a single stone?" ”

"Daughter-in-law, you have to believe me. My cousin is just playful. He doesn't have a bad heart," Qi Tong said anxiously, "Don't listen to Ren Shuai's nonsense. My cousin has always been a thief, but he has no guts. ”

"I think Ren Shuai is quite frank, and he doesn't look like someone who can make something out of nothing."

"He doesn't know the whole thing, only part of it. As soon as he saw a beautiful girl, he couldn't keep his mouth open, just wanting to grandstand. ”

"Xu Xiao does have a very important position in your heart. For his sake, you would rather belittle another brother. Say, who is someone else's daughter-in-law? ”

"I don't know who it is. He just loves YY. You know, he likes to imagine. ”

"You mean, he likes YY young woman?"

Qi Tong was silent.

"That Yu Fei—"

"Shu Wan, don't worry. He really likes Yu Fei. ”

"Do you like her stupidity?"

"Shu Wan!" Qi Tong looked at Shu Wan's eyes seriously and said, "Remember, Yu Fei is your friend!" ”

"What's wrong with my friend?"

"You're so smart, how can your friend be a fool?"

"First of all, in love, anyone can be a fool. Secondly, I didn't say that I thought Yu Fei was a fool, I thought Xu Xiao would treat Yu Fei as a fool. Finally, I want to tell you that blinding a person can only be for a while, not for a lifetime; If a person can deceive me for the rest of my life, I am willing to be deceived by him. ”

Qi Tong smiled and said, "Don't be so serious. In fact, Xu Xiao's matter is not so exaggerated. He just used to like to look at young women and discuss the measurements of young women. Otaku, it's always more sullen. I want to find something to do so that I don't get bored. ”

"What else?"

"Nope."

"Is Xu Xiao a very stubborn person?"

"Why do you say that?"

"So, you agree with that?"

"Xu Xiao is a very smart person. Smart people will always have their own persistence. ”

"Qi Tong, you've been talking to him. I don't want to judge anything about it. After all, you grew up together since childhood, and you are like brothers, and you have a deep relationship. I'm curious to see who you'll be on if I had a conflict with Xu Xiao. ”

"I'll be on the side of 'Li'."

"You mean, I'm going to be vexatious?"

"Anyone can be vexatious. Me too, and so will you. ”

"Huh."

"Huh what?"

"If I ask Xu Cheng, will I be vexatious, he will definitely answer, no."

"Shu Wan, you're making trouble now."

“……”

"You know what? I like your vexatiousness, which shows that in your heart, my status is not ordinary. Only when you treat me as an ordinary person will you always be rational and objective. ”

"You're really good at explaining."

At this time, Ren Tiangang came over with a fruit bowl.

The conversation between the two stopped.

"Keep talking. Let me also listen to what men and women in love will talk about. Ren Tiangang said with a smile, still wanting to sit down next to Qi Tong.

Qi Tong quickly stood up, picked up the dishes and chopsticks and sat down on Shu Wan's side, and said, "You don't talk nonsense there." Your experience in falling in love can be compared with the Heavenly Princess. ”

"You don't understand. I haven't talked to a beautiful and attractive woman like my little sister. Little sister, what do high-quality beauties like you like to do in your daily life? Ren Tiangang sat down on the seat where Qi Tong had sat before and asked.

"Read." Shu Wan replied.

"In addition to reading poetry and books, what else?" Ren Tiangang rolled his eyes and said.

"It's not a poetry book, it's a financial article." Shu Wan is a serious way.

"Financial articles are good. I also like to watch financial news. I think we are in this society now......" Ren Tiangang's words opened a little quickly, and immediately opened endlessly.

"Actually, my favorite is gossip." In between Ren Tiangang's boastful talks, Shu Wan interjected.

"Oh, gossip, I like it too. The first thing I see when I open my eyes every morning is to see the push of 'the first hexagram in the world'. Ren Tiangang said. He began to talk about his current evaluation of the entertainment industry, as well as speculation about several secrets in the entertainment industry.

"The No. 1 Hexagram in the World" is the largest entertainment gossip website in Huaguo. It has been established for less than three years, but it has gathered the best gossip of these years. The "hexagram masters" in it have all been privately verified by the website with their real names. The gossip in it is all about appearances, not "my friend", "my best friend", "my aunt's sister-in-law's eldest daughter" and the like.

"The No. 1 Hexagram in the World" is hated by the bigwigs in the entertainment industry, but they can't find out who the boss behind the scenes is, so they can only fear and hate it, and they have to hold it.

Shu Wan looked at Ren Tiangang intently, listening to his speech carefully, as if he was afraid of missing a certain word of him. This made Ren Tiangang feel a sense of accomplishment, and he spoke more and more imaginatively.

Qi Tong couldn't help it and said, "Xiaogang, you can go and be a screenwriter." ”

Ren Tiangang waved his hand and said, "If you don't have imagination and reasoning, how can you add fuel and vinegar?" The story is dry, but it is fresh and lasting because there are talented people like me who have performed it countless times. ”

Shu Wan decided to take a trip to "Clams" alone next time.