Chapter 70: The Slut and the Cheap Cat

On the beach, Zheng Jian looked at this strange fruit that was suspected to be a devil fruit.

Looking at the fruit in front of him, Zheng Jian was ready to determine whether it was a devil fruit or not.

If it was a Devil Fruit, Zheng Jian still wanted to be sure of one thing, that is, would the defects of the Devil Fruit still exist in other worlds?

Thinking of this, Zheng Jian's eyes rolled and he thought of an excellent experimental material.

Zheng Jian stood upright, stepped forward and hugged the "Strange Fruit" tightly, activating the traversal ability.

As soon as he entered the turbulence of time and space, the chaotic power almost made Zheng Jian not hold the fruit.

After holding the fruit harder, Zheng Jian came to the crack in the love apartment according to the positioning coordinates and drilled in.

It was night, there was no one in the apartment, and Zheng Jian, who had sneaked in, was busy in the kitchen.

After cutting the fruit into pieces with a knife, Zheng Jian put all the pieces into the juicer and added a little water to it.

Plug in the power, press the button, and under the action of the juicer, the fruit pieces turn into fruit juice.

After pouring the water juice into the two empty cups prepared, Zheng Jian cleaned up the kitchen again, and then entered Zeng Xiaoxian's bedroom with the two cups.

After waiting in the bedroom for more than an hour, the door opened from the direction of the living room, followed by the trademark smirk.

"It's back!" Zheng Jian's eyes lit up, and there was a little excitement in his heart, "The show has begun!" ”

As the footsteps gradually approached, Zeng Xiaoxian pushed the door and entered, returning to his bedroom.

"Xiao Xianxian!" Zheng Jian squatted on the bed and said in a snort.

"Ahh Cat Master! Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback by Zheng Jian, "Master Cat! How did you get back? ”

"What? Don't want me back? Zheng Jian raised his eyebrows and asked in a threatening tone.

"That's there! Master Cat, how can I be upset when you come back? Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly denied it.

"Not bad!" Zheng Jian pretended to be pleased, nodded it, and continued: "Come, Xiaoxian! Come here, the cat master has brought you a gift! ”

Hearing Zheng Jian's words, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly walked in front of Zheng Jian, rubbed his hands, and asked curiously, "Master Mao, what is it?" ”

"Look at that!" Zheng Jian raised his right paw and pointed at the juice on the table next to him.

"Juice!" Zeng Xiaoxian frowned, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his tone was disappointed.

"This is no ordinary juice. This is the divine water that I extracted from the aura of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and the moon in the deep mountains! Zheng Jian said exaggeratedly in order to let Zeng Xiaoxian drink the juice quickly.

"Divine water! It's true? Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zheng Jian again and asked suspiciously.

"You don't believe me?" Zheng Jian pretended to be angry, jumped on the table, and picked up the juice, "You don't believe it!" Don't drink the divine water, I'm leaving! ”

"Alas! Don't, don't, don't! Master Cat, can I not believe you? Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly spoke up and stopped Zheng Jian.

"Then you drink!" Zheng Jian pushed the cup in front of Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Drink, I'll drink!" After Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated for a moment, he still decided to believe Zheng Jian's words.

Picking up the cup, Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth and poured a sip of "divine water".

As soon as the juice entered Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth, an indescribable disgusting taste made Zeng Xiaoxian's expression extremely distorted.

"That's the smell, don't spit it out!" After Zheng Jian saw Zeng Xiaoxian's expression, he immediately determined that the fruit was a devil fruit.

Zeng Xiaoxian endured extreme discomfort and nausea, and swallowed the juice with difficulty.

After drinking the juice, Zeng Xiaoxian put the cup back on the table with a pale face, and his mouth retched.

"How? What has changed no! Zheng Jian stood on the table and asked curiously.

After Zeng Xiaoxian heard Zheng Jian's question, he pinched his throat and said weakly: "I want to vomit!" ”

"Nonsense! I'm asking about other changes! Zheng Jian's head appeared with a black line, and he said angrily.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at his body and shook his head, "It doesn't seem to have changed much!" ”

"How is that possible?" Zheng Jian frowned and whispered.

"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't hear what Zheng Jian said, and asked out loud.

"Come with me!" Zheng Jian patted Zeng Xiaoxian with his paw and jumped off the table.

Zeng Xiaoxian followed behind Zheng Jian suspiciously and came to the toilet.

"Take your clothes off!" Standing under the shower, Zheng Jian said to Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Master Cat, do you want to do it?" Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his chest and asked in horror.

"Lao Tzu doesn't do it!" Zheng Jian rolled his eyes and walked to the door of the toilet, "You can flush it casually, I'll wait for you outside!" ”

Although I don't know what Zheng Jian wants to do! Zeng Xiaoxian nodded obediently.

Seeing this, Zheng Jian directly closed the toilet door and stood at the door waiting for Zeng Xiaoxian to come out.

Zeng Xiaoxian washed quickly, opened the toilet door in less than 5 minutes, and walked out.

"How?" Zheng Jian, who was waiting outside, hurriedly asked.

"Nothing has changed!" Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head.

"Is there any uncomfortable feeling, such as weakness or something!" Zheng Jian continued to ask.

Zeng Xiaoxian still shook his head, "No, I don't feel anything!" ”

Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's answer, Zheng Jian didn't continue to ask, he observed Zeng Xiaoxian carefully, and even let out his anger.

Zheng Jian, who carefully examined Zeng Xiaoxian's whole body with qi and didn't find anything unusual, sighed, "Isn't it a devil fruit?" ”

"Demons? What the hell are you giving me food? Zeng Xiaoxian keenly caught the keyword and asked nervously.

"Don't worry, it's definitely a good thing!" Zheng Jian said comfortably.

"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked distrustfully.

"Really!" Zheng Jian accentuated his tone.

After speaking, Zheng Jian turned around and walked towards Zeng Xiaoxian's bedroom, "Go, go back to the bedroom!" ”

"Oh!" Zeng Xiaoxian answered, and followed.

Back in the bedroom, after Zheng Jian closed the door, he jumped onto Zeng Xiaoxian's bed and pondered.

Zheng Jian, who has seen One Piece, knows that some special fruits are indeed not easy to discover its abilities, such as Bruce's Yellow Spring Fruit.

"Ahh Master Cat, what's going on? Just when Zheng Jian was deep in thought, Zeng Xiaoxian on the side suddenly exclaimed.

Zheng Jian, who heard the voice, hurriedly turned his head to look over, and unexpectedly found that a ham sausage appeared in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand.

"You conjured it up?" Zheng Jian asked out loud with a hint of excitement.

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, and said with a confused expression: "It just suddenly appeared in the palm of my hand. ”

"Ham sausage fruit!" Zheng Jian said with a strange expression.

After speaking, Zheng Jian, who didn't hold back, laughed directly, "Ham sausage fruit!" Awesome, Xiaoxian! Hahahaha! ”

"What ham sausage fruit?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked suspiciously.

"Xiaoxian, now think about other foods, do you think you can conjure them?" After laughing, Zheng Jian calmed down and asked out loud.

"I'll try!" After Zeng Xiaoxian replied, he looked at the palm of his hand with his breath closed.

Zeng Xiaoxian stared at it like this for a minute, but there was no change in his hands.

"Then you want to have ham sausages again!" Zheng Jian continued.

Not long after Zheng Jian's words were finished, another ham sausage appeared in Zeng Xiaoxian's palm.

"Master Cat! What's going on? Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zheng Jian suspiciously and asked out loud.

"Xiaoxian, have you ever heard of a Devil Fruit!" Zheng Jian asked.

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, "I know!" It's in One Piece! ”

"What you drink is the juice squeezed by the Devil Fruit!" Zheng Jian said with a wicked smile.

"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian's face was full of surprise, "Isn't the Devil Fruit fake?" It's made up in comics! ”

"Who told you it was a fake!" Zheng Jian flickered, "Devil Fruit really exists!" It is a real treasure of the sea, and it is very rare in quantity! ”

"This.... This! Zeng Xiaoxian was already speechless in surprise.

After stammering for a long time, Zeng Xiaoxian finally cleared his tongue and asked, "Then the story of One Piece is also true?" ”

Zheng Jian looked at Zeng Xiaoxian like an idiot, "Of course it's fake!" What age are they now, and pirates! Do you want to be physically harmonized by the country? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly shook his head, "I don't want to!" ”

"That's right, Xiaoxian! For the sake of safety, you must keep this matter a secret! Zheng Jian looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said intimidatingly: "You don't want to be imprisoned in the research institute as a guinea pig!" ”

"I'll keep it a secret!" Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly replied.

"That's right, Master Cat! If I eat the fruit, will I be afraid of the sea? Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly asked after thinking of the flaws of the Devil Fruit in One Piece.

"It should be fine! You didn't just take a shower, and you didn't have any adverse reactions! Zheng Jian said uncertainly, "Why don't we go to the beach tomorrow and try it!" ”

Hearing Zheng Jian's words, Zeng Xiaoxian nodded obediently.

"Then let's do it tonight!" After speaking, Zheng Jian stretched his waist and said relaxedly.

Then, Zheng Jian jumped back on the bed and lay down lazily, ready to rest.

Zeng Xiaoxian on the side did not rest, he was curiously changing ham sausages, like a child who got a new toy.

After playing for a while, Zeng Xiaoxian, who felt tired, gathered the ham sausages on the table together and put them in the drawer.

After cleaning up the ham sausage, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the remaining juice on the table, he didn't know what he thought, and his eyes lit up.

"Master Cat, Master Cat!" Zeng Xiaoxian came to Zheng Jian's side and shouted.

Zheng Jian opened his eyes and asked impatiently, "What's the matter!" ”

"This leftover juice, if you give it to someone else, nothing will happen!" Zeng Xiaoxian, who was holding back bad ideas in his heart, smiled very cheaply!

Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's question and looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's cheap smile, Zheng Jian understood it with a clear heart.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Zheng Jian also laughed.

"Xiaoxian! Something as good as a Devil Fruit, how can you not share it with your friends? Zheng Jian smiled very lewdly, raising his eyebrows.

"Master Cat, you are right to teach a lesson!" Zeng Xiaoxian also learned from Zheng Jian and raised his eyebrows.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! "Hey! Hey! Hey! ”