General Meng Tian said with some shame: "The last general doesn't dare, when the Qi State is captured, the last general will quickly bring the gods to see Your Majesty." ”

Afterwards, Meng Tian sent a good life to serve me, living a life of singing and dancing every day, a royal nobleman, to be honest, this dream really never wants to wake up. In the mouth of the soldiers, this year is 221 BC, and within a few months, the state of Qi perished.

General Meng Tian took me to Xianyang City after half a month. As soon as I entered Xianyang City, it was much bigger than I imagined. From the moment I entered Xianyang City to the palace, the people shouted Long live the First Emperor, long live the First Emperor, which obviously shows that Qin Shi Huang has a very high status in the hearts of the people.

After coming to the palace, it really did not lose the royal style, such a huge palace, not a few years or even more than ten years, I am afraid that it will not be built, after all, the craftsmen at that time did not have modern skills and efficiency.

On both sides of the road, there are five steps and one post, ten steps and one sentry, all wearing long swords, holding their heads high, like a giant, looking so majestic and tall. Moreover, there is a team of palace maids passing by from time to time in the middle of the corridor, and it is estimated that it should have been something sent to Qin Shi Huang just now, because there is nothing on the imperial plate in the hands of the palace maids.

In front of me is the main hall, the big gilded characters written on it with a seal, I don't know, I haven't understood it for a long time, since I am now a disciple of Fuxi God, I naturally don't know how to pretend to understand, so as not to be seen as flawed.

General Meng Tian asked me to wait in front of the palace to report to him. After General Meng Tian reported the good news of destroying Qi, he reported to Qin Shi Huang: "Your Majesty, the last general went to crusade against the Qi State this time, and met a god on the way, known as the disciple of Fuxi Shangshen, Fulong Tianjia, and there is a Vermilion Bird God on his back. ”

As soon as Qin Shi Huang heard that it was a god who had come, he immediately became interested, "Oh? There is such a thing, noisy"

"Noisy Dragon Heavenly Armor Meets ......"

These seven words, but really resounded in the sky, the whole palace can be heard clearly, I fluttering bastard into the palace, in front of the first emperor must be the first emperor, I did not kneel, but made a nine-character mantra in the treasure bottle handprint, "Meet Your Majesty, just now I heard someone call this seat by its name, it is really a blasphemy against this seat." After saying these few words, I went all over and quietly observed how the First Emperor would behave. After all, everyone said that Qin Shi Huang admired the way to become an immortal, so he simply tried it to know.

At this time, the eunuch next to the hall shook off the dust, "Presumptuous, bold and fanatical, dare to play tricks, lie that he is a disciple of Fuxi Shangshen, and when he sees His Majesty, he still doesn't kneel?" ”

Qin Shi Huang signaled, and the eunuch bowed his head in fear and was silent, "I ask you, Your Excellency is a disciple of Fuxi Shangshen, do you have a token?" ”

As soon as I heard it, Qin Shi Huang really ate this set, but in order to survive, since he has arrived here, it is better to tell a big lie, it just so happened that the master told me a lot of deeds about Qin Shi Huang before his death, and what happened in this history will also be recorded in the history books. So I pretended to pinch my fingers and count, so I made a fool of myself: "Your Majesty was born in Handan, Zhao State, the third day of December 259 BC, surnamed Zhao, the son of King Xiang of Qin Zhuang, and took the throne at the age of thirteen. This time, the god of Fuxi sent his seat to come here, which is to assist His Majesty, unify the six countries, and achieve a great cause for thousands of years. And give this seat of the Vermilion Bird God to protect the body, presumably Your Majesty must know that the Vermilion Bird God is one of the four protectors of the Fuxi God, spit out divine fire, burn everything, if Your Majesty does not believe, you can send someone to get a torch, close to my back, the Vermilion Bird God will appear. ”

As soon as I saw it, except for General Meng Tian, everyone present was stunned by me, with big eyes, and they were almost shocked, including Qin Shi Huang. At this time, Qin Shi Huang ordered to take the torches from the left and right, and then walked behind me, I took off all my shirts, and turned my back to Qin Shi Huang, and I let the torches come closer, and in a moment, the totem of the phoenix nirvana appeared on my back. As soon as the Phoenix Nirvana totem appeared, he was so frightened that he dropped the torch left and right in panic, and hurriedly knelt down, prostrate on the ground, trembling all over, and did not dare to get up. I couldn't stop snickering in my heart, ignorant ancients, if this was two thousand years later, I don't know how many times I would have been killed.

When Qin Shi Huang saw the totem behind me, he was shocked: "This ...... This...... This is, it's really the Vermilion Bird God, come on, quickly give a seat to the immortals", Qin Shi Huang, who stood up in shock, couldn't help but lose his temper with joy, and slowly sat down: "Since the god of Fuxi sent the immortals to help me achieve the hegemony of the Great Qin, what do the immortals need, but it doesn't hurt to say it." ”

I thought about it, since this matter is going to fool Qin Shi Huang, then I will do a full set of acts. "This seat now needs to be in the south direction of the palace, to build a seven-star palace, a total of five floors up and down, each floor of the military needs to build the palace according to the direction of the seven stars, the length of the room is nine zhang nine, the width is nine zhang nine, and the height is one zhang, and there must be no slightest error. In addition, this seven-star palace must be completed within 9981 days, time is not much, and it is not less, on the day of completion, this seat will be the guardian of the seven stars for His Majesty, and the seven stars are facing Ziwei Heng, that is, the star of His Majesty. ”

When Qin Shi Huang heard this, it was all in his favor, and he was convinced of what I said, "Spread my will, immediately follow the will of the immortals, and build it quickly, if there is any delay, there will be no forgiveness." ”

I saw that Qin Shi Huang was basically convinced of me, and got up, "Your Majesty, on the way back from this seat General Sui Mengtian, I am tired of traveling and driving, and I hope that Your Majesty will not arrange a palace for the time being, meditate and rest." ”

Qin Shi Huang ordered me to arrange a good dormitory for me, and also arranged for more than a dozen palace maids to serve me, a change of clothes, fruits, snacks, dancing girls, singers, guards, bath water, and even two palace maids who served me in the bath.

After I had dinner, I ate an apple, I didn't expect the ancient apple to be so sweet, so crisp, this matter has fallen at night, I told the palace maid to prepare bath water for me, when ready, the two palace maids guarded the bath bucket, I waited for them to go out and then wash, after all, men and women are different. But I saw that they had no intention of leaving, so I asked, "Well, you can go down first when the bath water is ready." ”

Then the palace maid was immediately frightened: "I beg the fairy not to embarrass the maidservant, Your Majesty has instructed before, you must serve the fairy with a good life, if Your Majesty hears that the maid does not have a good life to serve the fairy, Your Majesty will definitely kill the head of the maidservant", said, some of them were almost crying silently, and suddenly fell to their knees, as if begging with me,

I saw this, if I wanted two women to serve me to take a bath, I simply didn't wash, I didn't have the habit of asking women to serve me to take a bath, I didn't expect this Qin Shi Huang to like to let women serve me to take a bath, it's really a bit perverted, but it's worthy of his title of tyrant.

So I said sternly: "If you two don't go down again, this seat will go to Your Majesty at this moment, and say that you are blaspheming this seat, if you go down now, this seat will forgive you two for not guilty, otherwise you will not blame this seat for not being merciful."

After hearing this, the two palace maids glanced at each other, and immediately got up to salute and leave. I saw that the two of them had finally left, and now we could take a hot shower. Hey, what is this little brush for? I tried it, well, not to mention it's quite comfortable, it seems that this little brush must be made of the hair of a fine animal. After taking a shower, the spirit is finally refreshed, but then it is really full of tiredness, these days the car is tiring, not like modern times, you can take the train, not shaky at all, and very comfortable. So he slept well, got up tomorrow morning, and continued to fool Qin Shi Huang.

The next morning, I don't know what time it was, the warm sun shone on my body, making people feel so comfortable that I didn't want to get up. I opened my hazy eyes in a daze, and saw the scene in front of me in a trance, so frightened that I pulled up the quilt to cover my body and sat up violently. Oh, I'll go, these two little palace maids are really elusive, I don't know when they appeared in front of my bed. Does this ancient woman like to watch men sleep so much, it's really convincing. "When did you come in and what are you going to do?"

Another palace maid saw that I was obviously a little annoyed, and was even afraid that I would blame them, so she quickly knelt on the ground and said timidly: "The maidservant girl is here to serve the fairy to wash and change clothes, and when she saw the fairy sleeping soundly, she didn't dare to disturb, so the two of us waited here, waiting for the fairy to wake up naturally." ”

I found out how this ancient woman knelt down whenever she encountered something, why was this knee so soft, which made me speechless, "In this way, the immortal is the body of the immortal root, and it cannot be viewed at will, it is actually a blasphemy against this seat, and in the future, if this seat is in this room, without my order, you must not approach it at will, do you understand?" ”

"Yes"

I continued, "Every morning from now on, make a good wash and put it aside, this seat does not need to wait, if there is a need, I will call you, there is nothing to do here, you two go down first...... By the way, if you dare to disobey the orders of this seat, do not blame this seat for going to Your Majesty to sue you, and go down quickly. ”

The two palace maids left in the city, I got dressed, washed my face, shaved my beard, hey, this ancient time was really a bronze mirror. If this is left to modern times, it will be worth a fortune.

Yesterday before going to bed, I also thought back and forth, and pinched my thigh, my thigh was very painful, and I really traveled back to the Qin Dynasty. I didn't think about the other questions at the time, this is, how should I go back, I can't live in ancient times for the rest of my life, but then again, living here, fooling Qin Shi Huang, I want the wind to get the wind, I want the rain to get the rain, and I have a comfortable life. It's much better than me fighting for a living. Thinking about it again, I traveled to the Qin Dynasty, and I have always been a superfluous person, and there has never been a person like me in history. What if history is rewritten because of my appearance, I'm afraid that I will never return to modern times. The lie will eventually be exposed one day, in case it is discovered by this tyrant one day, I am afraid that it will really be punished by this tyrant, and even more terrifying than the copper branding criminal law, now it is so terrible to think about it, I really dare not think about it anymore, just fool to the end first, while looking for a way to go back.