Chapter 192: The Queen Mother's Sarcasm

That night, the Yaohua Palace held the 100-year-old Ruyi Immortal Fruit Conference, and there were really a lot of immortals.

There are Antarctic immortals, Arctic immortals, silkworm Niangniang, brocade Niangniang, Lishan Old Mother, Vilan Po Bodhisattva, Angri Xingjun, Big Dipper Xingjun, Sun God, Moon God, Wuyue Mountain God, Dragon King of the Four Seas, Tai Bai Xing, Dongyue Emperor β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’, all kinds of immortals, all come to Kunlun.

The Hundred Flowers Fairy led the flower gods to be busy ushering in, and the East Princes and the Kunlun Mountain God were busy helping the Queen Mother to accompany the guests, and everyone was really busy with their feet not touching the ground, especially the peony, she was sent by the Holy Venerable to distribute the elixir to the gods, which was a good errand, and she drank a full meal in front of the jade well.

After she finished allocating a circle, when she returned to the back mountain to get the elixir for the second time, she saw Shenzhi hiding behind the pillars of the Biji Stone Pavilion, which was full of thoughts. Today, some of the flowers are busy, it seems that they can't take care of her, so it's better to go with me to fetch water.

Peony couldn't help but pull her and went to Yuhu.

This place has been here before, but it is heavily guarded, and it is not as wanton as it is today.

Peony swaggered and ordered the guard to make two more buckets of elixir, the guard hit carefully, Peony held a scoop in her hand, reached out and scooped a full scoop in it, she handed it to Shenzhi, and said, "Drink!" ”

Shenzhi took it in a little panic, not knowing how to speak. Peony was in a hurry, so she poured it into her mouth, and said while pouring: "Drink quickly!" Drink to your heart's content, there is no such shop in this village! After saying that, he took another scoop, scooped a huge scoop in a bucket, and drank it in one gulp. Seeing that the guards around her and the eunuchs who followed her to fetch water licked their mouths, this is Grandma! Just this way to drink, what does it taste like?

Shenzhi finished drinking, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and said, "Cool." ”

Peony took a breath while drinking: "It's cold, how can it be called elixir if it's not cold?" ”

After drinking this big scoop, she felt that her stomach was a little swollen, and she loosened the strap on her waist, and she said to Shenzhi: "You're all right, help me work, send ice water!" ”

Shenzhi patted her stomach and smiled.

"Oh, what are you laughing at? I've drunk this second meal, can this stomach be big? After a while, I'll finish this trip, run more, and I'll finish digesting it, let's come back and drink again! She pulled Shenzhi aside and whispered, "Do you know, this jade well has only been open for a hundred years, and drinking this thing can withstand our penance for hundreds of years, why don't you drink it?" Now that the Holy Venerable has handed over the power to me, let's drink enough! ”

Shenzhi pursed his lips and smiled, "You're going to get drunk, right?" Why am I a little dizzy? ”

"Is there one?" Peony patted her hot face, "Why do I feel so energetic?" ”

"Let's go, the guests are in a hurry."

So the two fairies took the palace eunuch and carried two large barrels of elixir and jade liquid, and hurriedly marched towards Yaohua Palace.

On the way, Shenzhi asked Peony: "Sister, today's event, you won't invite the Demon King, right?" ”

Peony glanced at her, she was also looking forward to the Demon Lord's coming? No way? β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’

At this time, Shenzhi saw her thoughts and said, "Look, I just want to inquire about Lu Wu's β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’. ”

Hey, it's because I'm too careful, I've known about this for a long time! Peony patted his head.

She took Shenzhi's hand and said, "Sister, the Demon Lord can't come today, I heard that his mother has been mourned recently, so it is not suitable to participate in these feasts." ”

"Oh." Shenzhi stopped talking.

A few people entered the Yaohua Palace, and saw that those immortals were sitting in a bunch of gossips there, and Peony and Shenzhi hurriedly offered the elixir.

Everyone had seen the world and knew that it was a good thing, so they all took it and drank it.

Not only did one person not drink such a good thing, but he also pushed Shenzhi, spilled her skirt, and shouted: "What are you doing with this tasteless thing?" Don't hurry up and get drunk! Good wine! ”

Shenzhi hurriedly took a towel to wipe her skirt, and secretly wondered in her heart: Who is this? I don't know how to be polite! You don't drink such a precious elixir given by the mother, but you want to eat wine, oops, this person is full of alcohol, it can't be that he drank too much elsewhere to come, right?!

She looked up at this man, and his appearance was strangely handsome, but it was a pity that he was a drunkard! I don't know which girl likes such a person?! That's bad luck!

At this moment, the Hundred Flowers Fairy came in a hurry, she saw that the drunk man was like seeing a relative, and quickly ordered someone to make a few handkerchiefs to wipe his face, and ordered someone to move out a jar of fairy drunk, and beckoned everyone to drink well, and immediately served the food! Immortal Fruit!

The gods and immortals are also wine bags and rice bags, which can not only blow energy, but also eat and drink. When I saw the delicacies that came up, I picked up the good ones and ate them, and when I picked up the fruit of a big round face* person, I picked it up to myself first, and when I saw the elixir fairy wine that someone hadn't drunk, I saw that no one poured it in my mouth and drank it. In the second half of the drink, I saw that those messy fruits and peaches were simply stuffed into my arms, thinking that I would take them back to the little apprentice to taste them.

As I said, it's all shameless. Those who have faces, such as Ziyi Shenjun, he didn't talk about a single bite of food, didn't eat a single fruit, and patronized and drank.

This is not the Hundred Flowers Fairy personally accompanied him to the clean room, and when he came out, he said that he was going around to relieve the alcohol.

Zi Yi was drunk and staggered, and let her help her stroll. I had just walked to the back of a flower hall when I heard the two of them talking inside.

Baihua couldn't help but stop, but listened to what tongue roots they chewed behind their backs, just say good words, and β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ bad words, you have to give him a few big mouths.

"Holy Venerable, this woman just doesn't stay! Looking at the attitude of the Hundred Flowers Fairy towards Ziyi Shenjun today, it can be seen by anyone with a discerning eye. ”

How? The Queen Mother is also in there! Listening to the conversation is like a brocade girl.

"Yes, I'm old, and these children don't want to be with me anymore." The Queen Mother said.

"Where, what about you, you are not old, it is the splendid years, no one can compare." The brocade lady hurriedly flattered.

At this time, a voice took over: "This Hundred Flowers and Ziyi Divine Monarch are not suitable, right?" "It's Jade Niangniang.

The brocade lady said: "That Ziyi has a wife, and I heard that she also has a son. ”

"Where," the sericulture Niangniang next to her answered: "It was born by a concubine, and the Divine Monarch has no main room." ”

"Oh, β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’." A few people nodded, "Then it's better to hurry up and be a matchmaker to talk to Ziyi, such a lonely man and widow, if there is anything wrongβ€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ it will be β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’." ”

"This is a big mistake," a person came over next to her, a yellow shirt and a yellow skirt, she was the Fengshou Immortal Gu of Heaven, and the girl said righteously: "Ziyi Shenjun loves a person deeply, this person is called Qixia Fairy, she is a painting and becomes an immortal." He won't forget this Qixia girl, how could he marry the Hundred Flowers Fairy. "This Fengshou Immortal Gu is just befriending the red lotus of Danxia Mountain, so she stood up and spoke.

I heard the Queen Mother snort loudly at this time.

"How noble and extraordinary my Dao Ziyi is! It turned out that it was just for such a woman to get drunk every day, and there was no appearance of being an immortal family as an immortal! It's just for a piece of broken paper! According to the old man's opinion, the woman in this painting is not as good as the lonely ghost on Huangquan Road, is that ghost a human being? What kind of fairy is this β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ this β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ piece of paper? It's just a fine drawing. Zi Yi really doesn't give our fairy family face, but falls in love with a painting spirit, isn't he afraid of being laughed at?! ”

hummed and said, and added another sentence at the end: "Don't let me see it, if you see it, you will burn the painting, and you won't get the Huohuo people!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Zi Yi appeared in front of her with a cloak on her head, without saying a word, just looking at the old woman with a pair of sharp eyes.

The queen mother was seen by her straight hair, and her spine was cold, and she didn't think why he was β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ in front of her?

I didn't β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ say that if I had known, β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’, really, isn't this a scourge? Is!

The surrounding ladies didn't dare to speak at this time, and kept their mouths tightly closed, for fear of getting into some trouble.

Ziyi stood there, not moving.

There was silence for a while.

The right hand suddenly sacrificed a long sword, the sword body was slightly cold, and the tip of the sword pointed to the ground, making a dragon groan.

The Queen Mother slowly stepped back, her old face turned pale with fright: "What do you β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ you do?" ”

Ziyi didn't speak, just looked at her angrily.

"I didn't say β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ you β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’, I just said it casually." The queen mother gave Baihua a look anxiously, and Baihua was also stupid, and moved the door frame with her hands, and leaned there, covered in sweat.

Zi Yi flicked his long sword and rose into the sky.

Didn't you say I didn't have a long face?

I'll give you fairy parents a look right now!