Chapter 52: Explaining the meaning of Chi Qian
I stood on the table of the Eight Immortals of the Qing Dynasty, and before all the nails on the coffin were knocked out, I planned to die again. I jumped three more times. Still didn't jump up.
When the legs are used, Fang hates to be short,
The nails of this coffin lid are also called "descendants nails".
It is said that it will make children and grandchildren prosperous, but there is also a saying that it prevents the corpse from being deceived after death.
Obviously, the latter is more credible.
The sky outside is bright and the stars are scarce, there should be no zongzi on this kind of day---- I am holding a fluke mentality, can it be said that the person in the coffin of this tomb is not dead? Spit on yourself in the next second, I bah! When people are afraid, they comfort themselves! My reason and the five nails that popped up were telling me that there was no one in the coffin!
If it's a person. How is it possible to let the nails pop out on their own.
"Knock ----"
The coffin continued to be pounded intensively, and the nails continued to rise, faster and faster......
The dead man was nailed seven nails, and the fifth had come out completely, to the sixth.
Forget it, I jumped off the table.
I don't put my hope out for the time being.
My priority now is not to let the dumplings come out. I thought about it as I got down, carried a small stool, and ran over. Hammered the nail ---- in again! The nail comes out a little bit, and I knock it down a little.
The nails came out noticeably less quickly than I knocked them down. The contents of the coffin didn't move, I knocked on it, but I didn't find it. I just knocked the rest of the nails down as fast as I could. I breathed a sigh of relief when the last nail was knocked down, and at the same time, Chi Chen's voice finally came from above my head: "Why haven't you come out yet?" ”
I threw the bench in my hand! Quickly ran to the bottom of the tomb and scolded: "Chi shallow! Where have you been! Do you know I almost ......?"
"I'm sorry, it's convenient to go, I forgot to give you the rope." Chi Chen actually smiled at me, revealing the cute tiger teeth that belonged to the Edogawa. I didn't buy it, grinding my teeth, looking at him, I just wished that there was a pliers in my hand to rip off all his teeth! All!
I was scared to death.
I quickly picked up something on the ground. Holding it in his arms, he looked up and said, "Forget it, quickly put the rope down, I'll go to the ......" Before I finished speaking, the tomb suddenly shook, and there was a loud "bang----
The coffin turned out to be blown up. I slowly looked back at the zongzi that was half a head taller than me, the skin and flesh were completely wrapped in the bones, and the whole thing was a skeleton holding yellow skin, and there was white hair on the body.
This is the first white-haired zongzi in my life. White hair and black hair mean that there is a layer of fluff similar to white or black on the body of the zongzi, which can also be called white and black. The scientific explanation is that a layer of microorganisms and fungi has formed on the surface of the corpse due to the environment of the burial chamber.
The unscientific explanation is that this kind of zongzi will have rotten skin and rotten meat when touched, and it cannot be touched at all.
The white-haired zongzi "banged". Jump and stand on the ground and raise your hands flat. Jump at me!
He needs my blood.
At that moment, I clearly heard Chi Qian laughing, "Run, wait for death." ”
It's right to run, but ...... The burial chamber is just such a place, where do I go? Fortunately, there was a big table of eight immortals, and I started a hunt game with the white-haired zongzi, and he caught me.
I don't have any equipment in my hand, my bag is on top, and the stinky bastard Chi Qian is still laughing!
"Hurry up, you're going to get caught!"
"Pool less! Who the hell am I working for! I was used to his uncertainties, and I cried and walked around the table and said, "Find a way to save me!" ”
Chi Chen was at the entrance of the cave on the tomb, suddenly stopped laughing, and yawned lazily, "Why don't you call me Chi Qian?" ”
I was stunned. When did he find out?
Narrowly avoiding the claws of the zongzi, I circled three more times.
After Ji Chen yawned, he looked at me and said, "What does Chi Qian mean, you explain." ”
"I ...... I was wrong! I don't shout anymore! "I was going to cry in an instant.
"Apologize for not liking to hear, let's be real, and run another hundred laps." After he finished speaking, he left me with a long back, and dropped a sentence that choked people to death: "By the way, that zongzi is because I woke up, and I have dead gas in me." ”
"Pool ......"
Swallow the word "shallow" to your mouth.
What a shallow pool! Just shout bastard!
He's so vicious!
Overhead, Chi Chen lit a cigarette and continued to enjoy the good show of me being chased by the big zongzi in the cool moonlight...... I knew that he would take revenge on me when he found out about this allusion in the future, but he pretended to be too similar! I didn't find out at all! Defenseless! Regret not at the beginning, regret not at the beginning. In case I have a bad one, I'll fight with him!
If I die, I will become a ghost and pinch each other with Chi Chen! But he is holding the Five Emperors Money in his hand, will he kill me?
I suddenly realized that there is truth in the saying that one thing descends one thing.
For example, Chi Chen pressed me to death.
I kept running......
When it comes to big zongzi, there are only two ways to solve it......
One, stuff it in the mouth with the hooves of the black donkey, tie it up with a rope, and when the sun comes out, the sun will help you destroy it.
There is an insulating substance in the hooves of the black donkey, which can collide with the bioelectricity in the zombie's body, and the black donkey's hooves are stuffed into the zombie's mouth, as if adding a shield to the zombie's mouth.
Second, if you don't tie up, you will be killed directly. Just cut it off, or shoot the head of the zongzi.
If you can cut it, the ordinary iron sword can't help the white-haired zongzi behind me, this kind of hairy zongzi has to be cut down with a sword stained with black dog blood.
The scientific explanation is that there is a substance in the dog's blood that melts his skin as hard as stone.
Of course, guns can also be used!
The unscientific explanation is the words of the ancestors, the black dog's blood to ward off evil!
I don't have black dog blood, and I don't have a sword. I just went down to get something and went up, who knew that I was pitted by the king of the pool! He deliberately took revenge on me. Fortunately, the table is not big----
I shouted, "Good! A hundred laps is a hundred laps. ”
Ji Chen continued to laugh, "Well, come on." "Stupid and dead.
I gritted my teeth and of course kept running! It's just that when I finished the ninety-nine laps, I found that the bastard of the pool was gone again!
"Holy!" My voice echoed in the burial chamber.
I dodged the attack of the big dumpling in front of me again...... I swear, I'm going to leave Chi Wang Hachi! This! I must leave him!
"Ikeasa! You ......" The bastard hadn't shouted out yet, and it was dark in the tomb, and Chi Chen was back! He dropped a stick and almost hit me, and I grabbed him in his hand.
It was a mourning stick. After Lao Tzu's death, the kind of filial son held in his hand was still wrapped in white paper. Chi Chen said: "Okay, knock it out." ”
I looked at the stick in my hand and ran two more laps.
"Knock out? Are you kidding me? This one is broken, okay? ”
The skin of the white-haired zongzi is extremely hard.
"Then you just wait to die."
Ji Chen raised his eyebrows.
I gritted my teeth and tried it!
"Pool bastard! I'm telling you! If I get poisoned, I'll become a ghost with you! Let's see who's stronger! ”
After I finished speaking, I suddenly jumped on the table, and when the white-haired zongzi didn't react, I knocked down on the white-haired head! "Bang!" With a bang, the big zongzi fell in response...... I froze.