Chapter 3: Witty Response
"Song Song...... Don't promise, your head hasn't recovered yet. Li Kai poked Li Ge's arm with his finger.
What do you mean? Does this mean that I don't have an IQ?
"Don't worry, you have to face it!" Li Ge confidently turned his head to look at Li Kai and Su Geling, and his head began to think that whether it was a cute girl or an iceberg goddess, they all met my criteria for choosing a mate......
"Hey, have you seen enough?" Su Geling crossed his hands in front of his chest, and his eyes flickered: Is there a disease?
"I haven't seen enough." Li Ge, who was in a daze, replied casually.
"Huh?"
"Uh, no, enough is enough."
Murong Aotian walked over with a face full of victory, pulled his collar, the corners of his mouth went up, and he exhaled from his mouth and blew the flowing sea.
If this is the 21st century, it must be a rebellious teenager.
"Let's have a discussion, I choose the project in the first round, you choose in the second round, and everyone present votes in the third round, and the project with the most votes is decided." After Murong Aotian finished speaking, he waved his hand, only to see two women outside the palace pushing two tables, and there were two large plates of green water on the table.
"What kind of project is this? Than drinking water? It takes several toilets for such a big basin to drain ......" Li Ge looked puzzled, can this Murong Aotian have something difficult, who wouldn't do this kind of pediatrics!
"Hehe, Your Majesty Li Ge is so humorous. I am the Lord and you are Weng, I will choose the first game, the first round is called Qigong, who holds his breath for a long time in the time of a stick of incense, who wins. Murong smiled evilly, as if he would eat him with one mouth.
Su Geling held the sword on his waist and became nervous: Who doesn't know that Murong Aotian is good at internal strength and poison making, let alone holding his breath. A stick of incense, Your Majesty, don't suffocate to death, what if the water is poisonous......
In the quiet and tense palace, the air cannot circulate due to rapid breathing......
"Hehe, little meaning." Li Ge rolled up his sleeves, walked to the table, and dipped his head in the water.
Murong Aotian was immersed in the water, and he had already calculated the length of a stick of incense in his heart, and he was secretly happy when he thought of waiting for Li Ge to choke his nose and surface out of the water.
Half-column incense ......
"Huh...... Why hasn't there been any movement yet? Murong Aotian began to wonder, muttering in his heart that he would not be able to hold it if he waited a little longer.
"Song Song ......" Li Kai looked worried, his hands clasped in front of his chest.
A stick of incense......
Murong Aotian's sensitive ears couldn't detect the sound of water droplets splashing next to him, could it be that he was suffocating?
"Great, you can't blame me for that!"
Murong Aotian pulled his head out of the water with a happy face, and his wet face was a little more manly.
Turning his head to look at the side, he was about to say comforting words, but Li Ge was still holding in the water in front of him!
The water droplets splashed on Li Ge's hand, and Li Ge slowly raised his head from the water: "Murong Aotian, you lost." ”
Murong Aotian took a few steps back in surprise, no one has ever been able to break my Qi Holding Skill, Li Ge, an amnesiac fool, actually ......
"Don't get complacent, there are two more rounds!"
Li Ge proudly raised his eyebrows at Su Geling, and secretly smiled in his heart, fortunately, in order to soak in the beautiful coach downstairs of the company, he deliberately went to learn to swim for two months, and he was choked when he soaked in the swimming pool and cramped!
The corners of Su Geling's mouth rose slightly, and he began to feel that the majesty in front of him was a little interesting compared to the two of them in the past.
"Say it! What is the second round better than? "Murong Aotian can't wait to get back into the game.
Li Ge's eyes began to roll, what could he choose to win when he had no talent at all?
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"Why don't we dance!"
As soon as Li Ge's words fell, Murong Aotian's face became triumphant: "Dancing sword or dancing knife?"
"No, no, no, I set up a game for me to decide the type of dance I want, you are free. The way to judge the winner or loser is determined by the vote of the audience, and whoever has the most votes during the half-pillar of incense will win. After speaking, Li Ge waved his hand to the little palace maid outside the palace, only to see her come in with a piece of white paper and a brush.
"Li Kai, help my brother count the votes, with the orthographic as the standard, one vote is a penny, and five votes are a straight word!"
"Hmm!" Li Kai picked up the pen and nodded excitedly.
Li Ge walked up to Su Geling and stretched out his hand with a half-bow: "Goddess, are you willing to dance with me?" ”
Su Geling blushed and danced? Forget about dancing swords and swords, you dance me? Between His Majesty's face, Su Geling lightly placed his finger on Singer Li.
"If you don't dance the sword and the sword, what dance are you going to dance? I can tell you, I won't. ”
"Hmm...... It's okay, follow my pace. ”
At the beginning of the second round of the game, on the spacious palace, Li Ge was on the left, Murong Aotian was on the right, and the lords of the small countries as the referee and spectator were in the middle.
Li Ge put Su Geling's hand on his shoulder, holding Su Geling's slender waist with one hand, the two straightened their bodies and held the other hand together in a coordinated and straight direction, and began to twist their bodies rhythmically with the footsteps, moving quickly and high-key for a while, and elegant for a while.
Murong Aotian waved his sharp sword alone, swinging left for a while, swinging right for a while, only to see him flying on the wolf chair and dancing his fists and feet, his wedding dress fluttering, and his momentum was overwhelming.
Li Ge suddenly stopped, put the long robe under his leg to the left, stood on tiptoe with his heel, pushed back with the other foot, and repeatedly vibrated his left and right shoulders, and spun his legs. The whole movement slides lightly, and the rhythm is very three-dimensional. Su Geling looked surprised, and then pulled out the matching sword at his waist and stood beside Li Ge and danced.
The audience's eyes converged on the left: "What kind of dance is this?" The unheard, the unseen. ”
Murong Aotian was unwilling, standing on the wolf's chair, a sword swept through the air, only to hear the bell on the eaves of the palace ringing softly.
Everyone turned their heads and saw the bride's wedding dress flying in the air on the high platform, the bride's top was wearing a red embroidered rose belly pocket, her plump breasts were faintly visible, and she was wearing red leggings on her lower body......
"Ahh Chen Yushuang covered her chest with her hands at a loss, and rows of palace maids hurriedly brought jade robes and ran out of the palace.
Li Ge was stunned by Chen Yushuang's scream, and was dumbfounded.
Murong Aotian originally wanted to draw attention to the sword dance, but he didn't expect to ignore Chen Yushuang standing on the high platform, only to see Chen Yufeng glaring at him.
"Gege, half a pillar of incense has passed, and the result is ......" Li Kai was about to say the result of the game, but he didn't expect Li Ge to shake his hand.
Li Ge walked to the high platform.
"Brother Aotian, you won this round."
"Why?"
"Men don't embarrass men."
Li Ge smiled: It's good to offend anyone, but you can't offend your wife, you better save some energy to deal with your wife!
Murong Aotian suddenly fell silent.
"Brother Aotian? What's wrong? ”
The silence made Li Ge frightened, could it be that he heard my heart? No way! Goddess Su, remember to save me......
Suddenly, Murong Aotian pounced on Li Ge and patted him on the shoulder in a hug.
"Brother Li Ge...... You're such a nice person! ”
Isn't it, a sentence is moved like this, is the cold prince who said yes like this glass heart? Li Ge looked depressed.
"It's not comparable today, Brother Li Ge, I used to think that you were a perfect person who was arrogant and arrogant, so I tried every means to get rid of you, and when I saw you today, I hated to see you a little late!" As soon as the words fell, Murong Aotian excitedly hugged Li Ge again.
Li Ge complained in his heart: You hate to see everyone too late.
"Brother Li Ge, what is the name of the dance you just danced? Murong Aotian was ashamed, he had never seen such a freewheeling dance. ”
Li Ge couldn't help but laugh, I would never tell you that this is the most popular ballroom dance of the 21st century, just Michael Jackson, although I am just teaching myself a little bit and dancing blindly in this time and space.
"Uh...... Let's call it Global Kinetic Dance. ”