Chapter 1027: Undressed and Selling Medicine
The women in the audience thought that the pharmacy had sent a real man with impeccable figure to the woman, and they all covered their mouths and screamed with envy.
"It's an inflatable doll that looks like a real person, but in fact he's inflatable. Given to you as a reward for guessing the answer correctly. If this inflatable doll is wilted by you one day, you can blow it from here. ”
When the woman saw that the place where the air was blown was actually the man's place, the woman's scream of "ah" caused a burst of laughter from the audience below.
The atmosphere, simply surprisingly good.
"Ladies and gentlemen, what should you do when you use your mighty and majestic body to crush the woman you love under you and make her happy, but you suddenly find that you don't lift it?
What should you do when you take your brother into the black forest with the intention of galloping, but suddenly find that your brother has no strength?
What should you do when you are preparing to conquer the city and occupy the opponent's territory with hundreds of millions of soldiers, but suddenly find that your hundreds of millions of soldiers are losing their strength at the same time?
When you have a net worth of hundreds of millions, and there are groups of wives and concubines in the house, but you have to face their resentful eyes every day, no matter how much you look and worth, but your brother is a mud that can't support the wall, what should you do?
What if your family has a lot of money, but no one inherits it, and the huge mansion is considered to be withering, but you never lay an egg?
At this time, please remember to be a pharmacy! That's right, it's our pharmacy! The name of our pharmacy is Dangdang! When you encounter difficulties in that regard, you must remember to be in charge!
We can promise to be absolutely honest and never sell fake drugs, and most importantly, we should be the absolute medicine of the pharmacy to get rid of the disease! As long as you don't have a brother, even if you are infertile for 10,000 years, we can cure you for a stubborn disease.
Today, on the occasion of the opening of Dangdang Pharmacy, we would like to announce to you that we are the gospel of your stubborn illness.
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Ye Jiuqi was still talking on the stage, this time the opening of the Dangdang pharmacy was much more lively than when it opened in Nanzhao Kyoto on the Antarctic continent.
The walls on all sides are full of former Q version portraits, not only that, in order to increase the highlights, the water boy also sent a lot of flower baskets to congratulate the opening of Dangdang Pharmacy. These flower baskets come from all over the world, and they are all sent by friends from the waters.
All kinds of flower baskets are lined up for a kilometer outside the Dangdang Pharmacy. In addition, Ye Jiuqi was born to sell roaring goods, and the atmosphere of the whole scene was driven by his enthusiasm and full of demagogy, and the entire opening ceremony experienced countless high tides.
"Wow, there's such a thing in the world! Xiao Fanfan, why don't you tell me the maker of this inflatable doll, so that I can make such inflatable dolls in batches. This is definitely a milestone for humanity and a boon for single dogs! ”
Bi Fan glared at him and snorted coldly: "You think beautifully, the empty glove white wolf is not like you." If you don't come out with anything, you want to take the production method for nothing, why don't you just grab it! ”
The mouth of the water area was deflated: "Xiao Fanfan, if you say this, you will see the outside." I'm all yours, all over my body and around me, what else is not yours? You told me how to make inflatable dolls, and I went to open a factory like this, and this thing will definitely sell well in the future. When we all make money, the money won't be yours by then! ”
Bi Fan still wanted to refuse, but Lu Xiaoxiao spoke: "It's okay Bi Fan, give him the production method." In the future, he will not make money and it will not be yours. ”
When Bi Fan heard this, her face immediately turned red.
As soon as he saw the water, he immediately grabbed Bi Fan's hand with a smile and said, "Xiao Fanfan, what I said is the truth." I've never given myself to anyone, you're the first person I want to give, and you'll be the last, and I'll be sure to be good to you. ”
When Bi Fan heard this, his face turned even redder. A hand that shook off the water, embarrassedly coquettishly said: "You are poor!" Now that we've opened this shop, it's up to you to do the rest. ”
The water area did not refuse, and immediately said: "No problem, wrap it up on me." ”
On the first day of the opening of the Dangdang Pharmacy, this wonderful pharmacy had already spread throughout Baiyun City. Although there were many onlookers, just like the first time the Dangdang pharmacy was opened, the whole pharmacy was deserted.
But Lu Xiaoxiao and Nangong Jin were not in a hurry, and left Bi Fan and Ye Jiuqi to wait in the pharmacy with peace of mind.
"Big brother, sister-in-law, I've already done what you told me, so what...... When will my elixir be given to me? ”
Ye Jiuqi is really drunk.
When the pharmacy opened today, he clearly saw the white blade that had been looking at him from a distance.
This subordinate was defeated, and he was sitting in the top private room of a teahouse in the distance, and his lofty appearance made Ye Jiuqi hate itchy.
Uncle's!
One of the two of them is the general of Xiyangtian and the other is the general of Nanyangtian, but the other party obviously can't beat him every time, and he is deflated under him every time. But now it's a condescending watch, a shopkeeper who has stripped off his clothes and is undisciplined.
With this tone, after he got the pill and became a super master, how could he get the field back in front of the white blade!
Seeing Ye Jiuqi smiling with a scowling face, Lu Xiaoxiao became curious.
"Jiuqi, why do you say that the personalities of you and Jiuqing are so far apart? Did you really grow up together from a young age, taught by a master? ”
Ye Jiuqi snorted: "Of course! Jiuqing and I were picked up and raised by the master since we were little milk babies. We're closer than brothers! ”
Not allowing Lu Xiaoxiao to have a chance to talk about him left and right, Ye Jiuqi hurriedly asked with a dead face: "Good sister-in-law, where is my elixir?" What about the said good pills? ”
As soon as the words were finished, Ye Jiuqi had already been pulled into the space by Nangong Jin.
Ye Jiuqi's eyes lit up, he opened a big mouth, revealing neat white teeth, and smiled brightly: "Big brother, sister-in-law, I miss you so much!" ”
For this night general who didn't even want to be disciplined in order to abuse Yan Jiuqing, his performance today is indeed impossible to pick.
Holding the two pills that can wake up with a smile in a dream, after Ye Jiuqi thanked his eldest brother and sister-in-law, he didn't let them help, and went directly to find Yan Jiuqing.
Looking at someone who soaked his whole body in the spring of life, Ye Jiuqi felt all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.
Seeing his little friend come in, a smile bloomed on Yan Jiuqing's serious face, and he said with a rare joke: "What, the main god allowed you to enter the space?" ”