Wuling wine

Author: Yu Guinan (pen name Yu Hui)

A glass of Wuling wine

If the Buddha abandons the rules

Fairy Chang'e stepped on the moon

Two glasses of Wuling wine

The Spirit Emperor has not been lustful ever since

The beauty of the harem is a fictitious thing

Three glasses of Wuling fine wine

The United States does not fight Iraq

Abandon each other's hatred and friendship

Four glasses of Wuling fine wine

There are no cars on the national highways

Only then can everyone think of Li Bai

Wuling wine plus a glass

All gloom turned to ashes

All good things bloom

Note: The fourth cup of the size of the national highway does not see the car, everyone thinks of Li Bai, which means that when you see Wuling wine, you can't help but want to drink, this drink, everyone is quick-witted, and they are all chanting poems to go right, and after drinking, the road police will not let people drink and drive, so the big and small national highways do not see cars.

The benefits of this Wuling wine are written from five angles.

The first cup, let the fairy go down to earth, and the Buddha also gave up the wine precept, explaining the aroma of wine.

The second cup made the famous pervert emperor Lingdi quit becoming an alcoholic, which shows that the wine is not only fragrant, but also delicious. Its temptation is greater than the charm of color.

In the third glass, wine can shorten the distance between people, and a glass of wine can release hatred.

Fourth, wine makes people think quickly.

In short, if you add another glass, all the unhappiness will disappear, and all the good will appear.

Because this is an advertising word, the scope of the advertisement involves heaven, ancient times, foreign countries, and domestic when it is written.

Friends said, I haven't involved hell yet, I said that hell will be spared, those big ghosts and little ghosts, once they all become drunks, when they hook people's souls, it is inevitable to do unjust, false and wrongful cases, and make a bunch of ghosts to death, my crime is big, the little woman is a mortal, and she can't afford it, so the hell is still free. Hehe.

At that time, when I wrote this poem, it was written by Yating's group when I wrote a poem for the sponsor of Wuling Wine, I thought it was funny, and I was interested, and I remembered that 'N big girl turned around, Xiaoping went south to the north, and N big girl turned back to ......', so I drew a gourd and wrote it in the same way, including another ancient poem.

Attached is an ancient poem:

Wuling wine

Author: Yu Guinan (pen name Yu Hui)

Unable to look around

Plenty of light sipping is suitable

Bin Bin's writing is slow and sorrowful

A good glass of wine, a famous Wuling

Remark:

Because the sponsor of Wuling wine is named Zhang Haibin, so I wrote his name in the poem, this is a Tibetan poem, the beginning of each sentence is connected together, that is, Zhang Haibin is good, if you look at it vertically, it is Zhang Haibin's good wine and a cup of famous Wuling.

The good words can be understood by two pronunciations, good (three tones and four tones), that is, Zhang Haibin has a good wine called Wuling wine, and it can also be understood that the wine that Zhang Haibin likes to drink is called Wuling wine.