Chapter 297: Who Stole Lao Tzu's Clothes?!
More than a dozen martial kings who were sent out by their own young ladies to collect debts were instantly dumbfounded.
What? They killed Xiao Lu?
Wipe! They don't even seem to have touched a single hair from him, do they?
But there are really a lot of people in Nanzhao Capital, and there are really a lot of people who have nothing to do.
Everyone was red-eyed, and they hit them angrily, and the martial kings secretly said that it was not good, and they hugged their heads and prepared to scurry.
Bang Dong –
A muffled sound came.
An uncle who pulled dung passed by here, and he also made a hundred taels of silver with a large family to bet, originally thinking that he had lost all his money, but in the end he took the principal back. As soon as he heard that Boss Xiao had been killed, he was furious and pushed the dung truck on a rampage, and then when a group of martial kings were about to explain, they transported the brute force of the warriors and directly smashed the entire dung truck on the leader of the martial king.
Looking at the barrel cart that was smashing towards him, King Wu didn't think about it, and picked up the internal force and slashed it with one palm.
It's no wonder that King Wu doesn't have common sense, the key is that people of their status have never seen a dung truck in their lives!
Originally, I thought that I was embarrassed to lift up and smash them with such a little weight, this is looking down on them? Look down on them? Or look down on them?
With a horizontal slash of the visible palm, the barrel car exploded instantly, and a large pile of yellow and white things sprayed out of the huge barrel, and the sound was like a waterfall flowing straight down. It wasn't until the yellow-white waterfall sprinkled on them and erupted into a bad smell that the warrior kings reacted-
Grass! It's dung!!
"Gross-"
Vomiting began to be heard from the crowd.
The martial kings suffered a huge catastrophe in this life, and the mood of destroying the world can no longer be described as a day-dog, a day-to-day Tibetan mastiff.
They're a helling dog, aren't they?!
With a grief and indignation at the sky, the warrior kings rampaged towards the crowd.
It's already like this, and it's better to be drenched in feces than to lose your life.
If you're not afraid of the smelly, let's kill them!
However, the martial kings once again underestimated the wisdom of the people and the weight of the eldest prince Xiao Lu Xiao in the hearts of the people.
Looking at the people who were not afraid of the smell and continued to besiege them, the warrior kings cried.
Water can carry a boat and capsize a boat, a martial arts master is certainly very powerful, but you can kill dozens of people with a wave of your hand, and you can kill thousands of people with a wave of your hand?
And this is still in Nanzhao, and what they are facing is still the helpless people of Nanzhao.
If you want to kill someone, once your identity is found out, you don't have to think about it, the master will immediately kill them in order to settle the matter, and there is absolutely no way to live.
Therefore, this group of martial kings can only use internal force to shake away wave after wave of people, wanting to take advantage of this opportunity to fly into the air and escape.
However, the Antarctic continent advocates force, that is, ordinary people, many of whom are also at the level of martial artists. Although it can't be compared to the Martial King, it's always okay for the tall ones to jump up and drag their feet down when the other party is flying, right?
As a result, the bitter warrior kings were like inflatable fat ducks ready to fly in duckweed, always flying up and being dragged down, and then howling miserably. Then he flew up again, was dragged down again, and howled again a miserably throat or two.
And so it goes......
Manpower is sometimes poor!
Finally, it didn't take long for these Martial Kings to run a kilometer away before they were completely submerged in the crowd. There was only one person, that is, the master of the peak of the Martial King, the leader of this group of Martial Kings, who was red and yellow, and finally managed to jump onto the roof with extremely serious injuries and escaped.
Looking at this result, Lu Xiaoxiao and Mingfang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and were dumbfounded.
I wanted to arouse the anger of the people and teach these people a lesson and beat them up, but who knew that the people were too powerful, and they divided five by two, and they gave more than a dozen martial kings here.
And God really takes good care of her. was making love with Wuyan before, but when she was disturbed by this group, Lu Xiaoxiao had an urge to water them with a dung truck.
She swore she was just thinking about it, but someone had actually watered them with a dung truck.
Lu Xiaoxiao looked up at the sky and showed a cute smirk.
Innocent wow!
She knew that God would not let her be wronged by a good child like her who saved the galaxy in her previous life, had a good character, and had good discipline.
"You eat this, change your face again, and don't stay in the pharmacy lately. I'll take care of the pharmacy myself, and I'll come to the old place to look for you when it's empty. You go first. ”
Mingfang also knew that staying in the pharmacy could only be a means for the other party to attack Lu Xiaoxiao, and he didn't want to drown in the crowd directly with the pill.
Almost as soon as the leader escaped, the officers and soldiers of the government also rushed over from all directions.
Those martial kings who were buried in the crowd, it is estimated that even if they are not trampled into pulp, they are determined to have no way to survive. Lu Xiaoxiao dodged into the space, and then directly entered the underground from the space, chasing after the leader and the only escaped Martial King.
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Although King Wu left first, he was seriously injured, his whole body was still **, and he couldn't run fast, so Lu Xiaoxiao quickly followed the other party's footsteps.
It was too far away to see clearly, but now that the distance is closer, Lu Xiaoxiao can't help but gasp.
How tenacious this vitality is, not to mention that his body is drenched with feces, and he doesn't have a piece of good meat on his body. Now the blood is mixed with fecal water......
"Gross-"
Even if she was used to seeing those disgusting tricky methods, now seeing the look in front of her, Lu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but retch.
Coming to the river, King Wu hurriedly jumped into the water regardless of the injuries on his body. Having never been tortured like this in his life, King Wu was vomiting alone and angry while scrubbing himself.
Of the 15 people who came out, he was the only one who went back, and he went back all over his body. The two rookie-level martial artists on the other side were not damaged at all. How will he explain this when he goes back?
Soaking almost, King Wu took off the clothes that were already tattered and did not count clothes, and carefully washed them, and put them on the bank after washing, while he continued to soak in the river water, washing the feces on every inch of wounds.
The clothes were placed next to him, although he was injured, but in this world, he was still a super strong man at the peak of the Martial King. So this martial king never thought that his tattered clothes and pants would be stolen by an unscrupulous thief.
When he finished washing and swam back to the shore to get his clothes, King Wu was dumbfounded.
"Who? Come out! Who stole Lao Tzu's clothes?! ”
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