Chapter 53: Teasing Zhong Kui

Meng Po also got off work at this time, packed up her small bag and prepared to go back, and came to greet Yin Si, "Hey, why don't you get off work yet, I'll go first." ”

As soon as Meng Po saw me, this bad old woman, chubby figure, very small feet, big face, but very kind, giving people a kind of anger that can't be released, "Lord Zhong, you are still so busy, just let your subordinates do these little things, let's go quickly." ”

Lord Zhong gave me an arch hand, "It turned out to be Niu Daochang, Niu Daochang's deeds are known in the Yin Si Mansion, how much offense there was just now, how much offense." ”

"Alas, mom, I'm excited, you are Lord Zhong Kui, folklore has it that you are burly and fierce, it is better to be famous than to meet, Lord Zhong is really a great immortal, and the folk have filmed film and television works for you."

"Hahaha, how can I be so powerful, the movies made by your people are too ugly, the technology will be more mature in the future, remember to renovate it for me, and I will decide the actors when the time comes, hahaha."

"Lord Zhong looks extremely cold, I didn't expect him to be a fun-loving person." As if in a dream, I really saw Lord Zhong Kui, who was feared by a hundred ghosts.

"Zhong Kui, who is he?" When Meng Po saw the person Lord Zhong visited, she was also a little overwhelmed. "Let me introduce you, this is Meng Po on the Nai He Bridge, Meng Po, this is Niu Shanyun, the strange man in the world who was rumored in the Yin Si Mansion in those days." Alas, mom, I really can't imagine that this little of mine has spread to the Yin Si Mansion, but it gives our Niu family a long face.

"In Xia Niu Shanyun, I have seen Master Meng."

"Oh, in Xia Meng Fennel, you are the Niushan Yunniu Dao Leader who was appointed by the King of Yama to increase his lifespan by fifty years." Meng Po was excited for a moment and said that she leaked her mouth, "Meng Po, the secret of heaven must not be leaked." Zhong Kui glared at Meng Po.

"Since Lord Meng said that he leaked his mouth, then I won't hide it, Niu Daochang, with the approval of King Yama, your life span can be increased by another 50 years, I hope you will benefit the people more."

"Thank you, sir, Shanyun always remembers it." Fifty years, how long will you have to live?

"Chief Niu, what is there to talk about?" At this moment, a fast horse flashed outside the door, "The express has arrived, and Niu Shan has received it." ”

It seems that ninety percent of the burned things have arrived, "Please sign." "I'll write the word Niu Shanyun on it." Mr. Mo signed. Zhong Kui interrupted me and went up to write the word Zhong Kui himself.

"The first time Niu Dao Chang visited, he may not be familiar with the rules below, your signature can be regarded as leaving his name below, if you are going up, you will be a dead man." This little measure almost scared me out of my poop, "Thank you, Lord Zhong, for your beware." ”

"Lord Zhong, I took the liberty to visit, and I didn't know what to bring, so I simply brought a few gadgets, which the adults can use as decorations." Ninety percent burned a string of ingots, and deliberately imitated the most popular ring clothes on it.

"Oh, mom, this ring is so good-looking, Liu Shaoqing from the Superintendent's Mansion received a bracelet a few days ago and brought it to show me. Hum. "Bah, I didn't expect this Meng Po's body shape to be a beauty lover," Lord Meng likes? ”

Meng Po nodded cutely, Zhong Kui smiled, "I've known you for hundreds of years, and you still haven't changed." Hahaha. ”

"Then this diamond ring will be given to Master Meng." Meng Po smiled and carried her bag, "Thank you, Daoist Niu, then you can talk, and I will leave first." ”

"Lord Zhong, I think these sunglasses are suitable for you, and you can bring them with a majestic old man."

"Cut, we don't have any sun, what sunglasses are we wearing."

"Lord Zhong, you try." Zhong Kui put on the latest sunglasses, and the yin next to him was cool, "Adult, super handsome, just handsome." ”

"Really?"

"It's a must, my lord, you wear these sunglasses, the degree of wind is too great, and the suits of the two adults are far worse than yours."

"Hahaha, seriously."

Yin Cha gave a thumbs up, "Sure enough." ”

A yin cha leaned up slightly, "Niu Daochang, do you still have this thing, I like it too much, if you have one, you can give me one." ”

"Oops, I don't know if this thing is popular at the top and down there, I only brought one, you look at these lighters, watch or something, if you like it, take it."

"I want, I want." These gangs of yin have never seen these things, and they rushed to grab them for a while.

"The chief of the cow road comes in with me." I followed Master Zhong along a quiet official road, "Let's just sit here." "There's a peach tree here, but it's black," you can't go in any further, you're a mortal after all, and every plant and tree in it is important, you should understand." ”

"Thank you for your kindness."

"Alright, by the way, do you still have those things?" Lord Zhong's words made me sneer, it seems that it would be too vulgar to come to the underworld to bring money, that is, to bring what is not below, the so-called strange goods can live.

"Lord Zhong ordered me to keep it in mind, but this time I came and went in a hurry, I don't know if the adult likes such gadgets, and the next time Shanyun visits, I will definitely bring it to the adult."

"Okay, let's talk about it, let's get down to business, why are you here?"

"I also want my lord to help me find out about the two unjust souls of Cai Jiangdong's family in Yangcun."

"Oh, it turns out that I'm here for this, Dao Chief, wait a minute, I'll let the master book check it."

"Go, call me the master book." Running away with a bad fart. An old man with a hunched back came, "What's the matter with the big man calling the little one?" "Chief Niu, what do you want to ask him?"

"I've seen Lord Bookkeeper." I threw my hands together with the master book.

"This adult has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, fairy wind bones, and small eyes, may I ask who the adult is?"

"Hey, the master book is polite, the small one is Niu Shanyun, the head of the Luanshan faction."

"Oh, it turned out to be Niu Dao Chief, what is the matter, Niu Dao Chang said it, I will do my best."

"The master of the labor driver's book, help me check the two unjust souls of Cai Jiangdong's family in Yang Village? Why can't they be reincarnated? ”

The main book took out not the book I imagined, but a similar appearance of a contemporary tablet, "Oh, Niu Dao Chang may not have seen it, this is the product of the new equipment that Heavenly Court has given us." Convenient. ”

This thing is really magical, "Dao Chang is talking about Qiusheng and Cai Kexin?" ”

"Yes, yes, it's the two of them."

The face of the master book changed greatly, "Dao Chang has seen him two on it?" ”

"How can I find you if I haven't seen you."

The master bookkeeper quietly called Zhong Kui, "My lord, look." ”

"What's going on?" Zhong Kui was about to be furious, and the master bookkeeper retreated in fright, "You almost killed me." He scolded the master again.

"Lord Zhong, what is this matter?"

"Chief Niudao, it's our dereliction of duty. Qiusheng and Cai Kexin have grievances with each other, but let them stay in the human world for ten more years, let the breath of nature eliminate their grievances, Ben has been arrested five years ago, but why are you still in the human world, you have to wait for me to check. Thank you Daoist Niu for discovering this loophole, not only will I wait for this year's summary to find this problem, King Yama will definitely not spare me. ”

"Oh, I see, will there be a demon to make a mistake?"

"At this time, I don't dare to define in vain, it's about to be dawn, you better go back, wait for me to find out the truth, and then give Niu Dao Chang an answer. The main book, sent to the cattle road chief. ”

Wow, open your eyes.

"Master, you're back, but I'm in a hurry. How's it going? ”

"It's a bit tricky." I didn't dare to say that there was a mistake in the underworld. This matter has not been investigated, and I am not easy to start, so let's have a meal and make up for the beautiful sleep.

"Ninety percent, is the meal ready?"

"Master, we haven't bought anything for a long time, and now there's nothing left." "What's the matter, I'm hungry and I want to eat." Ninety percent of the day's things to take care of eating, drinking, and Lazar, how are you doing these days, and you can't always catch up.

"Master, why don't we go to the village chief's house and make do with it."

"Hey, that's it. Bring me that bottle of good wine, you don't know the village chief. ”

"Okay."

Ran to the village chief's house with Jiucheng. The village chief has always treated me as a fairy, as soon as I came, but I was so happy, so that my daughter-in-law was eight big and eight small, and the food was full and about to overflow, and in my spare time, I talked about Cai Jiangdong's family.

"I know this, Cai Jiangdong almost didn't let the villagers scold him for what he did back then, he has been accumulating virtue and doing good deeds over the years, and he has constantly repented, and the villagers' views of him have changed."

The village chief drank one with me, "Cai Kexin, I've seen that girl, the long water is smart, and the flute is to make the horse's long legs ruined, and Cai Jiangdong has to be blamed for this, and later, when this happened, not only the old Cai family is not peaceful, but even the whole village is not peaceful, Cai Jiangdong finally invited a lot of Taoist chiefs, and he always couldn't calm down." ”

"And then?" Ninety percent asked.

"Your second father, does our Yang Daochang know why he was locked up in the cowshed? That's what it's about. Yang Daochang had already calculated the matter in Luanshanguan, and made a special trip to find Cai Jiangdong and said that the cause of his daughter's death could be investigated, and Ma Da Thigh said that Cai Kexin died of illness at that time. didn't even let Cai Jiangdong see the corpse, but just found a Lang Zhong to prove it. ”

"This matter has something to do with my second father?" I seemed a little excited, because my mom and dad were still there.

"Ma Changleg knew that your second father was going to meddle in this matter, and he couldn't help but be a little afraid in his heart, so he gave your second father a basin that feudal superstition dragged the hind legs of socialism, and was locked in the cowshed to be criticized.

Jiucheng was excited, "Then how did my master deal with this matter?" ”

"Hmph, deal with a fart, Yang Daochang was imprisoned in the cowshed by Ma Chang's legs for three days, and he wanted to starve Yang Daochang to death, but he didn't expect that Yang Daochang had great powers, and he was still alive and well after three days. Finally, it is rumored that the Taoist chief has the ability to rub the rope into a snake, and every night, the hemp is rubbed into a rope, and a charm goes out, it becomes a small snake, and the lock is whizzed, and Yang Daochang goes out. If you hadn't heard that Zhao Xiaogui sent food to the Dao Chief, in those days, the village canteen always threw steamed buns, and it was estimated that Yang Dao Chang ate it, anyway, it was a vast supernatural power. ”