"Master lies! My mother and mother were beaten like this by my father, how can they be happy? ”

"That's right, Dudu's dad is really too good!" Ling Jiawen's face was also flushed, and she hugged Dudu Niang unfairly.

Ling Xiaoran rubbed his head, then rubbed Ling Jiawen's head, and said, "Do you know how you were made? ”

"I got out of my mother's belly!" Dudu replied thoughtlessly. Because of this question, he asked his mother.

Ling Jiawen's eyes dimmed slightly, she was an orphan, she didn't even know what her father and mother looked like, let alone how she was born.

"Every child is the crystallization of their father's and mother's love. Although it is too early to say this to you, I don't want to see you unhappy because of this kind of thing, so I will briefly tell you about it.

Before you had life, your father had a seed in his body, and he needed the help of your mother to release it from his body. When the seed is released, your mother will plant the seed like the soil of the earth.

The love between your father and your mother is the water of this seed, giving this seed the necessary support to grow. After that, the seeds will slowly germinate in the soil, break through the soil, and your mother's belly will slowly grow. After that, this small sapling that breaks through the soil will thrive and bear fruit. Until the day the fruit ripens and falls, you will come out of your mother's belly. ”

Dudu and Xiaowen listened to it with relish, and after listening, Dudu was deeply trapped in the quagmire of her mother being beaten by her father and couldn't get out.

"Master, what does this have to do with my mother's beating?"

"Your mother wasn't beaten. Not every little seed in this world has the opportunity to break through the ground and become a fruit tree, and finally blossom and bear fruit and give birth to a little baby. Therefore, every child is the most cherished treasure of their parents.

Your dad doesn't have just one small seed in his body, on the contrary, he has many of them. At a certain time, your mother needs to help him set aside the seeds.

Originally, this little seed that was set aside should have been planted in your mother's belly, but your mother was not in good health today and had no way to sow seeds, so your father could only plant the seed in his mouth. And you see that your mother's mouth is swollen, because before you went in, she was doing her best to help your father take out the seeds from his body. Got it? ”

Dudu is very smart, and after listening to it, he will understand. nodded, and continued to ask, "What's the matter with the blood on the mother's own body?" ”

Ling Xiaoran felt that his entire heart was sour at this moment.

He never imagined that a bachelor man like him would one day sit under the stars and discuss such a profound issue with his apprentices.

"You can use your mother's own blood as a digging soil. Have you ever seen a farmer uncle farming? ”

Dudu nodded: "Yes." ”

"Every time the farmer grows a crop, does he use an ox cart to plough the land?"

"Hmm." Dudu nodded, and Danfeng, who was as evil and good-looking as his father, was full of curiosity in his eyes.

"The reason why the farmer wants to plow the land before planting the crops is so that the seeds planted in them can have a good soil environment. And it's the same thing with your mother's bloodshed. Every month, your father will plant many seeds in your mother's belly, hoping that these little seeds will take root and sprout.

But it is much more difficult to get a baby to ripen than to plant a tree and a field, and most of the small seeds cannot germinate. So once a month, your mother's body will automatically plough the field to expel the small seeds that can't grow in her body.

The so-called essence blood essence blood, the small seed that your father sowed into is called 'essence', and after passing through your mother's body, the thing that is discharged because it cannot be conceived is called 'blood'. Got it? ”

"I saw the blood, but where is the 'essence' of the little seed?"

Ling Xiaoran's eyes twitched when he was asked. After smoking, he replied, "The little seed is the paper you see on the ground." The tissue is not wrapped in your mother's snot, but the small seed in your father's body that was pulled out by your mother, understand? ”

"But I've seen farmer uncles planting seedlings, and there are a lot of farmer uncles in my mother's space. They don't sow seeds when they plough the land, so why does my father sow seeds when my mother loosens the soil? ”

Ling Xiaoran: "......"

It's really not easy to be a human master!

Especially the master who is a bear child.

Ling Xiaoran had never encountered such a troublesome problem in his life!

Oh, yes!

The woman is still loosening the soil, and it will only take three or five days, what do you say you are doing in such a hurry?! What are you going to tell me about your son now?

"Master, why don't you speak?" Dudu asked, tilting his head.

"Ahem." Ling Xiaoran replied with a dry cough: "Dudu, after all, this is a kind of villain, not a kind of food, so there will be a slight difference." The seeds in your father's body are constantly produced, and when they reach a certain amount, they must be sown, otherwise the small seeds stored in the body will spoil and affect the production of new seeds. Got it? ”

Ling Xiaoran felt that after making this explanation, his three views were completely destroyed by himself.

"Then Master, why haven't I seen you scatter seeds after following you for so long? Is it difficult that your seed is not the same as Daddy's seed, and your seed will not spoil when buried in the body? ”

"......" Ling Xiaoran looked at the sky speechlessly, but his eyes slowly dimmed, and he said after a long time: "Because the master no longer has a master, the master has no way to sow small seeds." ”

"But I see a lot of men who have many concubines besides their wives, and their concubines will also give them many children. Master can also find a lot of concubines to sow seeds like those men!

You don't know that when I was in Antarctica, the most powerful people there were called emperors. Every emperor had his own harem. There are few harems, there are three palaces and six courtyards, and there are seventy-two concubines, and there are more, which are called the three thousand beauties of the harem.

Master, don't put the little seed in your body, the little seed will spoil in your body. You can also go to many, many concubines to sow seeds! ”

Ling Xiaoran's brows twitched, and the sadness that had just come suddenly disappeared in an instant, and he smiled dumbly: "Maybe it's because Master's tree is different from other trees." For example, the sycamore will have many branches and leaves, and a tree can grow into shade. For example, the pine and cypress, it is a main rod that extends upwards and has no branches. Got it? ”