There is a new girl transferred to the school, and it can be said that all the goddess-level characters in the department are killed in seconds. On the first day of coming, he seduced the attention of countless single dogs with his stunning appearance.

However, too many boys accosting her will make her disgusted.

As a result, the boys in the second (sixth) class of high school invariably proposed: choose a person through a competition, so as to reduce the number of times you get close to her.

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A total of 12 boys participated in the competition, with the others as spectators. Spectators are not allowed to speak after the game has started.

Among these 12 players, those who are better at sports take the "Wendou" test; People who are more scumbags in sports take the "martial arts" test

Wendou: Yanchen, Xiu Aoxia, Cui Tiequan, Lei Yixiong, Ying Longjun, Shengzailuo.

Martial arts: Pan Yiyou, . Gong San, Song Kaihui, Xiong Chutuo, Cheng Leilian, Zheng Brown.

------------------- Wendou part------------------

Ruler (referee): Rush to answer 6 questions, add one point for answering correctly, and add one point for another person who answers incorrectly. The one with the highest score wins.

Yanchen: Hey, Boss Pang, aren't you participating? That's a bit boring.

Pang Ke: Cowen, I'm just a coal, and it's useless to participate (in the audience).

Sheng Zailuo: What kind of questions are they? Don't get out of Chinese, mathematics, English, history, politics, physics and chemistry......

Cui Tiequan: I want to take the martial arts test...... Covin is dying.

Xiu Aoxia: Fortunately, it is not a martial arts test, and if you take a martial arts test, you will be abused by Lao Cui every minute.

Win Longjun: Hehe, I think the martial arts gang is more exciting.

Lei Yixiong: Fight those six people, they won't fight...... Biting with your teeth?!

Ruler: Beep - Announce below, the Wendou assessment begins!

[Question 1: Excuse me, which dynasty created the provincial system in ancient China? Please answer! 】

It was supposed to be a question that was answered in seconds, but after 15 seconds, no one answered it.

……

Ruler: Uh...... Like, it's hard to solve the problem?!

Lei Yixiong: Qing Dynasty ? No, no, what dynasties did ancient China have?

Cui Tiequan: Lei Yixiong also knows a Qing Dynasty, a good scholar! I don't even know what the dynasty has. (Speechless +1)

Ying Longjun: What was the Qing Dynasty? Is it OK to eat? (Speechless +2)

Saint Dolla: It's over! After so many years of learning biology in vain! (Speechless +3)

Xiu Aoxia: I didn't learn geography well since I was a child, or astronomy and geography, which is simply embarrassing me...... (Speechless +N)

Yanchen: No matter what(raise your hand), I'll answer!

Shengzailuo: If you get it wrong, remember to give me the score! (Rule: Whoever makes the wrong question must choose one person +1 point)

Cui Tiequan: Give it to me, or I'll do you!

Yanchen: (looks helplessly at the audience) Boss Pang saves me......

Ruler: Please answer within 10 seconds - no speaking or writing in the audience.

(Yanchen saw Pang Ke's hand and compared it to a big circle)

Yanchen: Uh, Yuan...... Toward.

Ruler: Yuan Dynasty, answer correctly! Yanchen earns one point!

Pang Ke: It seems that I am coal, you are coal ash...... (Auditorium)

Ying Longjun: Why don't you talk about the circle?

Yanchen: Hehe......

Ye Haoxian: Those who are good at martial arts don't have any brains...... (Auditorium)

[Question 2: What is the name of the first game level that the ruler has set for you?] Please answer! 】

(Another long silence)

Rule Maker (Disdain): Hey! Do you fish memories? Just passed the first level!

Saint Dolla: It's the island of the frozen dead, right...... What's it called?

Cui Tiequan: "Life Abuse" (Ruler: I want to strangle you).

Win Longjun: That's right! It has to be this.

Yanchen: Do you know Boss Pang?

Pang Ke (audience) :(nodded blankly)

Xiu Aoxia: Isn't it "abuse of life"?

Cui Tiequan: Ah, I remember life in front of me.

Xiu Aoxia: Almost, it's abusing us anyway.

Yanchen (who looks at the ruler with bad intentions): The ruler? …… Rules? (The rules laugh), then you are the most handsome.

Lei Yixiong (at the same time): I'll answer! Answer "Hospitality for Life"

Ruler: Answer correctly, Lei Yixiong will accumulate one point!

Xiu Aoxia: You have such a good memory?! (What a fart)

Lei Yixiong: (pulls out a piece of paper) Hehe, bad memory is not as good as a good cheat sheet......

Speechless......

Ruler: (wiping sweat) Ahem, at first glance, it's the new generation of cheating in exams.

[Question 3: Idioms that begin with the word "one", list three at will.] This question is free to answer. 】

Lei Yixiong: Ah, the question of Chinese in the exam is the most difficult to type.

Cui Tiequan (punch): A beating, one blow to kill the enemy, one move to win......

Yanchen: It's a martial idiot.

Ruler: The first one is not an idiom, and the last two are counted. Now that Lao Cui has said two, has anyone answered?

Ying Longjun: Yanchen, what are you doing?

Yanchen was staring at Pang Ke who was doing body language.

Pang Ke held an alarm clock and looked at the alarm clock with affection.

Yanchen: Look at the clock...... What.

Pang Ke (in my heart): Ah!! It was love at first sight

Yanchen: I still don't know.

Qiao Xueao (audience): I can't stand it, think about the swimming pool!

Ruler: Spectators should not interfere with the contestant, and there are 10 seconds left.

Qiao Xueao (in my heart): A puddle of clear water......

Yanchen: A stall of sewage? That's not an idiom.

Qiao Xueao: ...... (I shouldn't have been kind enough to remind you)

Xiu Aoxia: I think of two, one is a hundred calls, and the other is a thousand promises.

Shengzailuo: Wow, linguistics! （…… ）

Yanchen: Xiu Aoxia, I've begun to worship you.

Xiu Aoxia: Haha, the language is so good, you can talk to it later.

Lei Yixiong: Wow, just throw the idiom casually...... What is a fish in the blade, a new dish?

Xiu Aoxia: How can I tell her later, how about "love at first sight" when I see you?

Shengzailuo: Do you have any experience that would frighten people out of the way?

Xiu Aoxia: Wait a minute...... I seem to have said it myself, and it was love at first sight!

Ruler: Earn one point!

[Question 4: Big Adventure.] Call a friend who is not a spectator, and it will be successful if it lasts more than 10 minutes]

Ruler: This title is a rush answer!

Ying Longjun: I owe money on my mobile phone......

Ruler: If you don't have your mobile phone, your mobile phone is out of battery, or your mobile phone is in arrears...... Quitting consciously.

(So...... There is only one Lei Yixiong left on the field)

Yanchen: Is it okay for me to borrow Boss Pang?

Lei Yixiong (squeezing eyes): NO.

Yanchen: You're not a ruler.

Ruler: Indeed NO.

Lei Yixiong: My friends are very poor, what should I do?

Sheng Zailuo: This kind of topic is the best, call your mother, and promise that you won't hang up the phone for an hour, do you believe it?

Lei Yixiong: (dialing) I've thought about it, I'm going to call a friend who resells AV.

All:......

Ngai Hung (dial): Hello? Brother Lei Zhen, I've come to patronize your business.

Phone: Welcome to AV transfer station, I am the operator and sales department and boss, you can call me Lei Zhen, our store has a variety of varieties, almost all out-of-print works can be dug up. Next, if you want to buy a film, please say 1, if you want special services, please say 2, if you want to apply for a card, please say 3, if you want to apply for a transfer station, please say 4, and if you want to hang up, please say 5......

Lei Yixiong: Well, you can also believe it politely! I retract the first sentence.

Phone: Then there's nothing to say, I still have a few guests who need special services here.

Lei Yixiong: Oh, hey, don't, wait......

Lei Yixiong used the wisdom honed by cheating often to think of a good solution.

Lei Yixiong (loud): Offstage, is there anyone who needs a pornography?

Ruler (heart): Uh...... I didn't even expect him to have this hand when I came up with the question......

There was thunder on and off the stage-

Pai Luofeng (audience): Yixiong, introduce me to this friend of yours!

Xiang Huyang (audience): I want to apply for a card, get a card!

Pang Ke (audience): Lao Tzu is the first! (kicking the stool) who TM dares to rob!

Cui Tiequan: I'm the first, I'll be the first - don't fight with me!

Pang Ke: Let's fight!

…… (Please do not approach the construction site)

Phone: Yixiong, what's wrong with you, such a mess?

Lei Yixiong: (dodging Pang Ke smashing Cui Tiequan's table) There is a group of people who are fighting to come to you to buy things, and they are all fighting (dodging Cui Tiequan's sanda tricks), my life is almost gone, don't hang up the phone...... (Dodging Pang Ke's arm)

Phone: Okay, good, good! Lei Yixiong, you are too reliable!

Rule Maker (speechless): It seems that the game is becoming less important......

Xiu Aoxia (suddenly snatched Lei Yixiong's mobile phone): 5!

Phone: DIDIDIDI...... (hangs up)

Pang Ke: Xiu Aoxia, you bastard, look what you did!!

Xiu Aoxia: For the sake of the competition, I don't lack this stuff anyway.

Next is the flat man link that is not suitable for children, and those who are unwell -

Let's take a look at the rules of the moe state.

This seems even more inappropriate for children......

Pang Ke & Cui Tiequan: Lao Tzu wants to kill you Xiu Aoxia! You're dead when the game is over!

Win Longjun: I can't afford to mess with it......

St. Zoi: Stay away! (Hide behind the ruler)

Yanchen: Boss Pang, I'll help you!

Lei Yixiong: Let me see if I have enough time...... Nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds!

Lei Yixiong: Xiu Aoxia, I want to K you!

Pang Ke: Give me your friend's phone number (order) after the game!

Lei Yixiong: Oh...... (Can't be provoked)

Ruler: Lei Yixiong failed the challenge, and your score should be given ......

Lei Yixiong: Don't be in a hurry first, because-

Ying Longjun: Come, little Lei Lei, I'll rub your shoulders.

Shengzailuo: I'll help you smash Xiu Aoxia together.

Xiu Aoxia: (glancing at Pang Ke in fear) Recruiting you?

Cui Tiequan: Lei Yixiong, how about I give you a thump on the back (click the joint)......

Sheng Zailuo: Give my score to Lao Cui.

Ruler: Cui Tie accumulates one point!

[Question 5: What is the farming method known as the "two oxen and three husbands" farming method? Please answer]

Yanchen: I'm good at history! (Knowingly staring at Pang Ke for a while)

Saint Boy Luo: Scattering coins is obviously a creature.

Yanchen: ......

Cui Tiequan: Who grabbed this question?

Xiu Aoxia (scratching his ears and cheeks): I can't remember.

Lei Yixiong: I should have my chemistry teacher refund my tuition fee.

Cui Tiequan: Chemistry questions, your physics is taught by the physical education teacher!

Shengzailuo: I rushed to answer, you prompted me.

(In the audience, Pai Luofeng uses a gesture to remind him to look outside.) ）

Outside the door –

Teacher A: (Loud) I was given one less basket of tomatoes from the school, and this basket must be mine!

Teacher B: (scolding)! Eating less tomatoes won't kill people! This basket is mine, and I'm going to make ketchup.

Teacher A: (pointing at the other person) Aren't you chemistry teachers a cow, why can't you create matter by yourself?

Teacher B: (rhetorical question) What about your biology teacher? ……

Indoors.

Shengzailuo: (suddenly realized) Erniu raises the bar!

Ruler: Saint Zai Luo points one point!

Yanchen: Talent!

Saint Boy: Is there anything more vivid than this?

[Last question: Explain the division of taekwondo levels in detail.] Please answer]

Cui & Yan & Win & Lei & Sheng & Xiu: I rush to answer!!

Cui Tiequan: Finally, there is a human problem.

Yanchen: It's just a welfare issue!

Ruler: Rush to answer at the same time, this question will be invalid.

Choi & Yan & Win & Lei & Sheng & Xiu: What?!

Auditorium: Hahahahahaha!!!

Ruler: Let's change the question.