At 12 o'clock at noon on November 1st, I put on my newly customized mountain robe, used psychic runes, and came to the underworld.

The underworld seems to be quite lively today.

"Master Niu, it's here. Lady Zhong is waiting for you in front. "A ghost sent me to guide me.

"Okay."

Lord Zhong is communicating with the ten Yamas, Lord Bao and Lord Yuan are all here, and the Yin Si Mansion is very lively today.

"Lord Zhong, Lord Bao, Lord Yuan, I haven't seen you for a long time." I arched my hand and walked forward.

Zhong Kui saw me coming, "Oh, yes, Master Niu is here." Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you, this is the Yang Realm Judgment Division set up by our underworld in the Yang Realm, Master Niu Shan Yunniu. ”

The ten Yamas can be said to have their own strangeness, "It turned out to be Master Niu, the first time we met, hello." "I went up and shook hands with everyone one by one.

Zhong Kui said, "Master Niu, we are going to Nantianmen today to hold a 50-year summary meeting, what are you doing today?" ”

"I'll go too." Zhong Kui was a little puzzled, "Are you going too?" ”

Bao Heizi came, "I said, Lord Zhong, why are you so dog-eyed and low-looking, the summary meeting once every fifty years, as long as you hold a position in the heavenly realm and the Yin Division, you have to go, and the people Shanyun are also the Yang Judge Division, how can you not go." Look at this. ”

Bao Heizi took out something similar to a tablet from his waist, "This is the list announced by the Yin Si Mansion today, look at this, isn't this Master Niu." ”

Lord Zhong took a closer look, "I didn't see it either." ”

The Ten Yamas took their leave, "You talk first, we'll go up first, and we'll see you at the meeting venue." ”

"Okay, go slowly." After Lord Zhong said goodbye, there were only a few of us left.

"Oh, yes, Shanyun, Shanyun, I didn't see it, you kid is not ordinary now, I heard that you went to Thailand to make a big fuss, it's terrible, it's amazing."

"Hahaha, Master Bao smiled, and besides, if I go to Thailand, you won't help me, I'm almost going to see you." Bao Heizi smiled, "Alas, there are some things in this, we can't help it, you have a convention in the yang world, and we also have a convention in the yin division, as long as it is within the scope, a definition is indispensable." ”

Lord Yuan came out in a big red robe, "Ladies and gentlemen, let's go." ”

"Hey, Lord Yuan is so red-faced."

"You'll die if you don't make a sycophant for a day."

"This old Yuan, with a straight face all day long, seems to owe you five million." Lord Yuan ignored him.

The car sent by Nantianmen to pick up people has arrived. "Let's go, let's talk on the way."

"Wait for me, wait for me." I looked back and saw this bloated old woman running forward with a bag in a flash.

"Fennel, why did you come, I thought you were gone."

"Zhong Kui, you who have suffered a thousand cuts, I said that I would let you come over today and help me check the documents of those unjust souls, the old lady will wait for you early this morning, and your maid will not come, and the old lady will come back in person to the document officer." Meng Po scolded as she walked.

Zhong Kuiguang is scratching his head. "Look, you see, I've really forgotten this stubble." Lord Zhong pulled Meng Po into the car.

The car started.

"Lord Yuan, what bills do you have to raise this year?" Lord Zhong asked.

"I am a bill with Lord Bao, I hope that Heavenly Court will pay attention to the disposal of foreign demons, and cannot ignore the external demons, turn a blind eye, there should be relevant measures, as long as they dare to harm people, they must be dealt with by our Yin Si Mansion in accordance with our laws."

Lord Bao also sighed, "Yes, now the order of the underworld of our Huaxia clan is very well controlled, but foreign forces continue to invade, but we don't have a deal with it, for example, the vampire incident in Shanghai, the ghost invasion in Nepal, we don't have a complete disposal copy, even if you see it, you can't do anything about it, this matter was relatively rare before, but in recent years, it has happened ordinarily, not to mention anything else, the demon Nana that Shanyun disposed of, is in China, We have no way to arrest people. By the way, Shanyun, how did you get submitted? ”

"You don't know?" I asked.

"I don't know, the demon Nana is now staying in the fifteenth layer of hell of Lord Yuan, and when you first received it, I don't know how you surrendered?"

"When I asked God, I invited Erlang God Yang Jian down, and he helped to surrender."

"No wonder, it seems that Lingxiao Hall also attaches importance to this issue now, and it is estimated that there is a chance that this copywriting will be finalized today." Master Zhong said.

Meng Po also interjected, "The great immortals of Lingxiao Hall can come out, firstly, it is a kind of deterrent to non-Chinese demons, and secondly, from now on, they will not let it go, and they will definitely see one and clean up the other." ”

Lord Yuan finally spoke, brushing his beard, "It is estimated that there will be big changes in today's meeting at Nantianmen." After several years of continuous rectification, from top to bottom, the internal order is quite stable, and it seems that it is time to solve some external troubles. ”

"The South Gate of Heaven is almost here. Shanyun, you are the first time to come to Nantianmen, let me tell you about the rules. We are officials of the Yin Si Mansion, so when we sit down, we will also sit with the staff of the Yin Si Mansion, don't move around in the venue, don't talk to other people, and don't speak, when it's time for you to speak, it will naturally prompt you. Also, these things in the heavenly realm must not be eaten indiscriminately, and the things that should be eaten by you will naturally be sent in front of you, and these things are all graded. And then you are one of the few members of our Yin Si Mansion who came from the yang world, and there will definitely be tasks or errands assigned to you when you are called this time, so you should pay attention to it when the time comes. ”

When I arrived at Nantianmen, I just got off the bus, here is splendid, the stars and the moon are shining here, and this is really a fairyland. Purple crystal agate strung into a string, floating in the sky above the South Heavenly Gate, every step, the feet are so comfortable and soft, step lightly on the feet, hula fly up, when you don't want to walk, this is the most comfortable.

The air is shining with colorful stars, the two huge crystal pillars of the South Heavenly Gate stand in front of you, and the two reception staff stand at the door, smiling and waiting for you to enter.

Zhong Kui asked me, "How's it going, it's beautiful." ”

"It's so beautiful, if you stay inside, it's worth dying. Your Yin Si Mansion is dark and dark, everywhere you go, there are constant screams, everything is dim, you look at the people here, you should also go home to decorate. ”

Zhong Kui made me speechless, "I said that you kid is still picky, if there is no chance for the Yin Si Mansion to give you, you can come here." ”

"Hey, hey, kidding, kidding."

Walking into Nantianmen, Nantianmen automatically made a voice, "Zhong Kui, Director of the Yin Si Mansion, number, 033, welcome to Nantianmen, your seat number is 1041, please take a seat." "Suddenly a bench flies over, you just have to sit down, and it's brought to your place.

"Yin Si Mansion Hell Shura Fifth Layer Yama King and Yin Si Tong Judge Bao Zheng, number, 034, welcome to the South Heavenly Gate, your seat number 1042."

"The Fifteenth Layer Yama King of the Hell Shura of the Yin Si Mansion, the mighty general Yuan Chonghuan, number, 037, welcome to the South Heavenly Gate, your seat number 1055."

Meng Po hadn't been here a few times, and the guy was excited, "Hey, hey, it's finally my turn." ”

"Yin Sifu Nai He Bridge Meng Fennel, number, 055, welcome to Nantianmen, your seat number 1077."

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I'm dripping, I finally caught up with me, Niu Shanyun, that guy waited for me.

I stood under the Nantian Gate, my eyes wandering, looking at what the hell it was.

"The head of the Luanshan faction, the Yang Jian Tong Judge Si Niu Shanyun, number, 099, welcome to Nantianmen, your seat number, 1111." I sat down and looked around for two weeks, and the 9981st stairs were quite clearly divided, and people like me could only sit on the 9981st stairs, which was the last row.

The conference was held once every 50 years and was attended by more than 3,000 people. The heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals not only maintain order, but also serve tea and water.

Finally, it was time for the conference, and the conference was presided over by the Queen Mother, but I was at the bottom of the back row of the ninety-nine-eighty-one floor, and it was good to hear the voice, how could I see people's faces.

All the great immortals and little immortals who came to the meeting were excited, and the conference began to criticize a few immortals who were not doing their jobs properly and making some mess all day long, and removed the qualifications of several immortal families, and of course promoted several immortal families.

At first, these things had something to do with me, and I fell asleep leaning against them.

I don't know how long this meeting has been going on, and it finally got to our.

"Where is Emperor Yama?"

"Yes." This is the biggest boss of our Yin Si Mansion, and when we arrived at Nantianmen, it was also a sesame mung bean official, surrendering in front of the Queen Mother, "The specific matters of your Yin Si Mansion are here, you can take it back and deal with it yourself." ”

"Yes."

The most important and important thing in the conference is that the conference promulgated a new law, the full name of which is "Huaxia Heavenly Realm on the Handling of Alien Phantoms", the most important one in which is that all foreign sphantoms in the Huaxia realm violate the regulations of the Yin Si Mansion, everything is handled in accordance with the provisions of the Yin Si Mansion regulations, and there is no need to involve the location of the ghosts and ghosts, and they are directly dealt with according to the laws of the Huaxia Yin Si Mansion or the inscriptions of the Heavenly Realm.

As soon as this law is promulgated, that is to say, no matter where you come from, as long as you dare to do anything wrong in the land of China, and you still want to do something, we can do it for you directly without asking for instructions.

"Where are the mountains and mountains, the mountains and the mountains."

My drowsiness hasn't passed, and sleeping in this Nantianmen is simply enjoyable, and it's comfortable to sleep on.

"Where are the mountains and mountains?" When Zhong Kui heard that he called me, I didn't agree, I looked back twice, I was still napping, "Oh, this loser old man." Niu Shanyun, people call you. "Zhong Kui is in a hurry, and Lord Bao and Lord Yuan are also in a hurry.

The remaining immortals, big and small, began to discuss, "Such an immortal family is also worthy of coming to Nantianmen for a meeting, so hurry up and withdraw." ”

"That's right, what kind of immortal family is this?"

"Is the number 099, seat number 1111 here?"

I don't care what the seat number, the number, I don't care at all.

I couldn't help it, I felt like someone was messing with me, "Don't make trouble." "I don't know why, I stepped into the first step of the South Gate Heaven, and I began to feel relaxed and happy, but slowly I became more and more sleepy, and I was sleepy to death.