Chapter 9: The Stinky Corpse
After leaving the side room and coming to the main hall, Jiucheng said, "You see if my brother can be saved." "I didn't say anything, I just said to see the next one.
When he arrived at Liujin's house, he was just in time for him to go crazy and become a nerd, pouring his own feces with his hands in his yard.
This guy is more disgusting than the other, but if he responds to this job, he has to do it well for others.
"Chief Niu Dao, what do you see here?" These ninety percent still look a little sad.
Looks like I have to go to Qinling.
This little man is dyed with corpse spots, and he is also on the road, these nine images were bitten by something, and these six catties are obviously evil. If I don't go to Qinling to see what's going on, I can't save this person.
When Jiucheng heard that I was going to Qinling, his frightened face turned yellow, "Niu Daochang, let's go anywhere, just don't go to Qinling?" ”
"You think I'm willing to go." I thought to myself that I am a half-level, if it weren't for the matter of your three brothers today, I would not be able to run to Qinling, where is that, who doesn't know.
After going to Qinling, I really regretted it a little.
Last time we said that I had to go to Qinling in order to find an antidote, to be honest, I think about it now is really a bit ridiculous, 90 years of Qinling is different from the present, urban modernization has not kept up, the tourist attraction is still a deep mountain and old forest, the monsters that can be seen here, the invisible monsters, God knows what there are.
Since I have agreed to other people's affairs, for the sake of this face, I can do anything, those three old peasant tomb robbers are really pitiful, even if I am doing the right thing for heaven, I will comfort myself first.
Although ninety percent of the legs are rotten, they still can't be broken in a hurry, and I use the jade grease ointment of our Luanshan faction to heal, although I can't cut the grass and eradicate the roots, but at least reduce the speed of decay.
Ninety percent of these three people can still move, and the rest are half dead, and I can't find that place without ninety percent.
Not much to say, guns in the 90s are still very easy to get, Jiucheng family secretly hid a Type 56 semi-automatic rifle, 5 consecutive shots, in their old village chief's house stalked to get a 38 cover left by the devil back then, I wonder how these antiques were obtained, and can the 38 cover still be used?
There were only 7 rounds of ammunition in the 38 big cover, and one shot was used in the test gun, which could barely be fired, and as for whether it could kill those monsters in the deep mountains and old forests, I reserved my opinion.
Under the leadership of ninety percent, first the smashing car, then the smashing carriage, and finally the No. 11 bus, finally, rushed to the foot of the Qinling Mountains. As a Taoist priest, he doesn't guard the Taoist temple well, wears Taoist robes, holds Taoist fans, and carries a gun all over the world.
"I'm a good girl, this forest is so dense, can this person go in and come out."
Jiucheng smiled, "Chief Niu Dao, can we see the eyebrows here, can we not go in?" ”
It seems that this kid was miserable at the beginning, and as soon as he arrived at the foot of the Qinling Mountains, he was terrified. The wild things in the forest are simply overflowing, "It's just such a noise, it scares you like this, and you're still not a man?" ”
I may be a little bit standing and talking without backache.
The kid was torn between fear and morality, trembling along their route, and I took the Type 56 semi-automatic swaying around.
In broad daylight, the sun was shining, and the wind was still gusting in this forest, and I shuddered.
"Are you sure you're on the right track?" I don't think I'm hairy.
"I'm just going to go in from memory, as for whether I can find it, I have to ......" I immediately became furious when I heard this, and I came to travel together, "You grandma, how can you not even have a little grasp of what to do, you are going to take a fork, we are going to be buried here, and there is no one to collect the body." ”
"Captain Niudao, look, isn't that it?"
I fixed my attention and saw that the five big locust trees were staring at it, just like the five giant gods looking there, the straight and strong trunks exuded an aura of panic.
"Run." I screamed because of the sudden feeling of not knowing where I came from, this place is definitely not simple. But it was too late.
After an afternoon in the woods, I still couldn't escape the five locust trees.
In broad daylight, the sun is shining, and a hundred birds are singing, and in this case, I can actually meet a ghost hitting the wall, in the words of young people now, I am also drunk.
Jiucheng cried, "Chief Niu, what can I do?" Do we have to die here? "To be honest, I'm also scared in my heart, this Qinling is really a place to eat people, since ancient times, it is estimated that the people who died here can fight a battle of Songhu.
I thought to myself, if I lie down again, I guess I will really lie down, and I can't shovel it with a shovel.
"What the hell, isn't this dead yet? This day, you still learn to rob tombs, at your level, this guts is still robbing tombs, you are really spitting on the face of people who touch gold. ”
"I didn't dig a few before, and there was nothing evil about it." Ninety percent is in a hurry.
"Okay, okay, put it aside and be embarrassed."
"Chief Niu Dao, then you should find a way, it will be dark soon, and we will not be able to get out at that time."
"Don't shout, let me think about it." Why can't you escape from these five locust trees when you are old, is there a ghost in these five locust trees? Five locust trees, five locust trees, five locust trees, my seventh uncle, just came to this broken place, and bumped into this thing, is this the five locust array proposed by the secret method of Luanshan.
"It's over, it's over, I need to be calm, I need to be calm."
"Those five locust trees are where we camped in the first place, you can see that it is flat, a good location. It's, it's a little sinister. As he spoke, the ninth floor leaned on me.
I snorted, "Go aside." ”
I should understand what's going on, this matter has to start with the Wuhuai Array.
In ancient times, large-scale wars often broke out, with a large number of casualties, in order to prevent the corpse from changing, Mr. Feng Shui asked the Feng Shui to use the Wuhuai Banner Yang Bureau to shake the corpse.
From the fourth year of the Taiping rejuvenation of the Northern Song Dynasty to the first year of Jingde, Song Liao launched a long-term war, and in the Battle of Gaoliang River, the Song army was defeated on all fronts, and Song Taizong fled.
At this messy moment, Song Taizong mysteriously met with an elder, who offered Taizong a plan and had his own way to conquer the Liao army.
After the Liao army broke the city, they buried all the corpses of the Song soldiers who died in the battle, and began to celebrate their achievements. A soldier drank high, went out to relieve himself, a cool breeze blew, and he felt a panic in his back. Lifting his pants in a daze, he was ready to go back and drink.
In the moment of turning, a black shadow swooped past, and the soldier followed, and within a few seconds, the air was filled with the smell of blood. Out of nowhere, a large army rushed out, taking advantage of the moonlight, these people were stunned, wearing the clothes of the Song army, holding steel knives, and striding forward.
After the warning horn sounded, a big battle began, some of these mysterious people were cut off their arms, stabbed a few times, and still maintained their combat effectiveness, and the Liao army was defeated for a while.
The general stood on the tower of the city gate and witnessed an incredible scene, this army was none other than the corpse of the Song army buried by the Liao army, but who knows, how they came back to life.
In ancient times, there was no one who did not understand the yin and yang veins and feng shui layout, which was a compulsory course for military advisors.
The Liao army division got the information and came to investigate. It turned out that someone had set up a game for the dead, and this game was a corpse support game.
The corpse bureau is based on the life span of five years, ten years, twenty years, and fifty years for different levels, so few people dare to use the corpse bureau, but they are afraid that the corpse will not stand up, but they will stand up.
A square radius is one zhang away, this is called zhang ting, at the cost of five years of life, a radius of ten zhang is far away, this is called fen ting, a radius of 100 zhang is far away, this is called Li Ting, a thousand zhang far away, this is called Gong Ting.
The Liao army and military divisions finally found out that this feng shui pattern was first from Chiyou, but this bureau has been hidden for thousands of years, and I don't know where this Song army came from. If you want to say that there is a way to fight against it, you can't find it.
According to the structure of the human liver, spleen, kidney, viscera, and stomach, the Liao army evolved a kind of bureau, which is like the five organs of the human body, relying on each other, interacting, interconnected, and influencing each other, and playing the role of absorption, digestion, and excretion.
If you want to set up this game, you have to find a thing, not only has to be alive, but also yin and yang depend on each other, you can absorb yang during the day to suppress the corpse's heart, and at night you can release yin and weaken the corpse soul.
Finally, there is one thing that has this ability, needless to say, it is the locust tree, the backbone of this array.
The locust tree, the reason why it is called the locust tree, is because there are ghosts on the locust tree, and the locust word of the locust tree is not written like this.
Wood, with the function of aphrodisiac and yin, if it is for the ghost to aphrodisiac and release yin, then what will happen, feng shui pipe this is called shaping. As for the evil, the scientific explanation should be electronic chaos. Electrons are produced everywhere on the earth, and sometimes for some reason, electrons cannot operate regularly, resulting in chaos, which is free hoarding, and if not channeled, there will be an inverse effect. This slash may be to cut off this inverse effect.
In this way, the Wuhuai Banner Yang Bureau appeared. This bureau has become a must-have product for every army in the future, as long as it is a pile of dead people, it must be a cloth banner Yang Bureau, to put it simply, it is to plant a locust tree, as for how to plant this locust tree, it is very important.
Jiucheng took it, "Isn't this a shock corpse, so why did I pay it back in the first place?" ”
"You kid must have dug something that shouldn't be dug, these five acacia arrays are used for a variety of purposes, here, they must be guarding the tomb. Digging a grave will definitely hit a thief hole, as long as you dare to dig, immediately go back to destroy the pattern of the corpse, then it's strange that you kid doesn't hit the tuba. ”
Jiucheng remembered, "I remember, we dug a pit under that locust tree and cooked in the first place. ”
"Yes, all right."
Now, what to do is to break the five Huai Array, dig out the stinky corpse, boil the meat of the stinky corpse into oil, and attach it to Xiao Man and Jiucheng's scars, as for the five Huai Array, if the five Huai Array is broken, Xiao Man and six catties will be fine.
"By the way, ninety percent, what does your leg look like it bites?"
As soon as I mentioned this, ninety percent of my faces turned pale, and I looked at it, no, I was tricked.
"Cow, cow road long, quick, quick, stun me, fast."
"What's the matter, ninety percent." I wondered if this scar was a stinky corpse, bitten by a stinky corpse.
The stinky corpse is alive, and it is on Jiucheng's body.
"Hahaha, hahaha, hahahaha." Jiucheng laughed, I was in a hurry at the moment, and I was also messed up about this matter, and then I took out the painted ghost charm and pasted it on Jiucheng's face, which Jiucheng didn't buy at all.
"Little doll, come to Lao Dao quickly." "Hee-hee-hee, hee-hee." Ninety percent of the voices have changed, become vicissitudes, and become evil.
"Smack." Two slaps passed, "Ninety, wake up." ”
"You little doll, you dare to beat me, Lao Dao asked you to die for me today." As he spoke, ninety percent of his hands reached over and grabbed my neck.