Niu Gensheng came to Singles Village and looked, the mountains here are high and the emperor is far away, and women dare not come to this place where birds don't?

The earth dog stood on the mountain and read Jia Pingwa's novel > obliquely, how could there be a total solar eclipse in the sky? The earth dog was thirty-eight years old and had never walked out of the mountain, and the earth dog and her mother died early, leaving only a torn cotton jacket, which was a treasure that her mother threw to him. There is only one old-fashioned father in the family, and the father is dependent on each other.

The local tyrant wants to help the local dog marry his daughter-in-law, but the one who marries the eldest daughter to be a scoundrel and a lazy eater, and the local dog is still a single, a few days ago, the master of the electric installation laughed at the local tyrant, you take the pipe to the electric light to light a cigarette, be careful of electric shock. The local tyrant smiled and said that he and the widow Yang measured the corn call, a spirit, kiss What is the taste of a woman? The local dog asked the local tyrant, and the local tyrant said that when you marry your wife, it is almost the same as eating a few more mussels, and you dog Keiko will understand what a woman is.

The cannon Humen in the village spent 18,000 yuan to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law, and the earth dog went to the cave house and fell in love with the woman at first sight. Humen is 67 years old this year, and he saved his hard-earned money by burning green bricks, and he bought back this woman from the human traffickers. Humen wants to have a son to inherit the lineage, and inheriting the incense is more important than anything else. He was frugal, in order to marry a woman and come back, so that people could fight for a breath. The Buddha fights for a pillar of incense. The people in the village are very uncomfortable. Especially the single, the local dog shouted that his father would marry a woman as beautiful as a cannon. The local tyrant is annoyed to death, and he is very worried about the marriage of the local dog!

The next day, the local tyrant bought a big rooster, a bag of apples, and played a copycat music mobile phone>: You are my little apple\ I can't love you too much. For the marriage of his son, the old boy Tugou, he took 30,000 yuan to beg Humen to transfer his wife to his son. When the cannon Humen heard this, he was furious, scolded the local tyrant for being neurotic, and blasted him out. The apples were thrown to the ground, and the big rooster was thrown in front of the door, and the chicken feathers were all over the place!

The local tyrant returned home dejected, and the local dog knew that there was no play. He rode the forty-eight T booster car straight to the cannon's house, dragged the woman Xi'er and slipped away. Humen took the hoe and chased after the dog, and his daughter-in-law forced others to abduct and elope. Humen dragged the local tyrant to the branch secretary Zhao Fugui to reason, saying that the local tyrant Cong instigated his son to rob his wife. People rushed around to see the excitement, Humen and the local tyrant had a big fight, the local tyrant injured two front teeth, and Humen punched in the left eye! Some good deeds even took a video and wanted to put it on the Internet! Zhao Fugui, the branch secretary, shouted loudly to stop this farce that made people cry and laugh in the world of chicken feathers and duck blood! Finally, under the persuasion of everyone, the local tyrant accompanied the bride price of 30,000 yuan to Humen, and the two sides signed a finger mold to end this event.

Since then, Humen has become the thirteen forks of Jinling, the commander of the singles, the singles sit under the big banyan tree at the entrance of the village and hear that it is called summer, there is nothing to steal fun in winter, watching TV is too boring, so they went to find the widow Yang to enjoy the fish and water, l heard that the woman has early menopause, and his husband is still in love with Master Yan Chixia in the trough underworld to engage in comradeship? When it falls into the underworld, the first time it will be raped by the old man!

Niu Gensheng is anxious for the older men, but the emperor is anxious, the eunuchs are not in a hurry, and the monks are not in a hurry? Being a monk is greater than being a soldier! At least not so many men compete with you to marry a wife? This is making a contribution! Silently doing public welfare!

Niu Gensheng is like marrying seven wives and enjoying the blessings of all people, but the reality is that women are rarer than the moon? Where to find a wife? There are so many women on the street, but none of them are willing to marry you? The era of dazzling and chaotic eyes has passed! It is great to be able to barely marry a wife!

In a dream, Niu Gensheng came to the Hidden Mountain in the West Heaven and asked the Buddha, why has it become a difficult thing for human beings to marry a wife? The Buddha said: "The human heart is insufficient, the snake swallows the elephant, and it is all blamed on the fact that people go to Danxia Mountain less to worship the Yin and Yang Yuan Stone? It is also to blame that the climate is warming, there are more men and fewer women, the ice and snow in Antarctica are melting too fast, the earth has more water, and the sun is hotter than before, and the yin and yang are unbalanced! Pandora, the planet, Avatar, farted wildly, and the earth has heated up! Haizi said that the spring flowers are blooming, and the earth is too warm to give birth to more men than women!" I see, I thought that women were too bright and beautiful to ascend to heaven to become immortals?" "Guanyin said: Amitabha, I originally thought that I had sent too many men to human beings?"

Niu Gensheng said: "It's all nonsense, isn't it okay to ask the United Nations to marry black, white and yellow people indiscriminately! Anyway, any race can give birth to black, white and yellow people? What is so difficult about this, learning African languages, Vietnamese languages, and English and taking the road of international transnational marriage, and whoever marries a foreign daughter-in-law in Shenzhou will be rewarded with a settling-in fee of 1 million! Whoever marries a foreign daughter-in-law is a hero of Shenzhou!" The bachelor and the monk said in unison: "Yes, why didn't you think of this at all?" Niu Gensheng said: " I was sleepwalking, and I thought, "Why didn't Nobel give me a peace prize?"