Chapter 62: Telling Jokes at Night
Chapter 62: Telling Jokes at Night
With a "snap", the small incense burner was hit to the ground by something in the dark, and a burst of dust rose, and as the flying dust fell, a person's cough suddenly sounded in the dark place in the corner: "cough, cough, cough, cough......"
"Miss Li San, who is bold and not afraid of anything, is actually afraid of ghosts?" The person who came came out of the darkness, with black clothes and a mask, it was Chu Ruoya who left during the day.
"Mask Boy?" Li Luobing exclaimed quietly.
"It's me."
"Why are you here?" Li Luobing greeted him with a happy face: "Your hands are okay, right?" I didn't hurt you if I fell today, did I? ”
Chu Ruoyan looked at the concern in Li Luobing's clear eyes, his heart warmed, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and when he spoke, he didn't know his tone but inexplicably teased: "What? Are you afraid of ghosts? ”
"Naturally not afraid!" Li Luobing raised his chin and replied, just now he was just affected by a foreign object.
"......" Chu Ruoyan didn't speak, but the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, showing what he thought in his heart, he naturally didn't believe Li Luobing's words, but he didn't expose it, and a smile flashed in his inky black eyes: "Here you go!" ”
Then, as if by magic, he took out a basket from behind him and put it on the table.
"What's that?" Li Luobing took a step forward and lifted the cloth in the basket, and a burst of fragrance came out of the basket, and she shouted happily: "It's roast chicken, it's so fragrant!" ”
Without saying a word, she took the food out of the basket and laid it on the table.
There is roast chicken, there are meals, and there is also soup, and the preparation is very thoughtful.
"Thank you, Mask Boy, you really are my nobleman. I was about to say I'm hungry, so you sent me something. And it's a very standard three dishes and one soup. Li Luobing stood up to eat, talking to the masked boy while eating.
Three dishes and one soup is the standard? What standard? You came up with your own standards, right? Chu Ruoyan felt that what Li Luobing said was very interesting, so he stood in the corner with his hands on his chest, leaning on the wall with his back and listening to Li Luobing's words quietly.
Li Luobing didn't care that this masked boy didn't speak, but he knew that he was in the ancestral hall of the Li Mansion, and he could bring food, so she knew that this person was very kind to herself: "Masked man, what are you doing?" How do I know I've been punished by my grandmother? Locked up in the ancestral hall and denied food? ”
Chu Ruoyan raised her head suddenly, her pupils contracted, and her eyes stared at Li Luobing tightly: Could it be that she wanted to know her identity? Want to reveal your identity? Naturally, his identity cannot be revealed......
Li Luobing didn't seem to feel Chu Ruoyao's sense of crisis, she took a bite of roast chicken in her mouth, and sighed in her heart: This ancient chicken has a chicken flavor, even if it is steamed casually, it tastes delicious. She didn't care, and said with an oily mouth: "Mask boy, no matter what the reason, you sent me something to eat, I owe you this favor." If you need anything, you can ask me for help. ”
"I probably can't help with anything else. If any of your relatives or friends are sick, I might be able to help. By the way, I've taken your pulse before, and you, sometimes, are just too anxious, too worried, too much to think about. There will be some insomnia, right? This requires you to maintain a good attitude and do not have to think too much about what you do. ”
"I've been in contact with you a few times, and I've found that you're a person who doesn't talk much or say much. In fact, people need to communicate, talk more, talk to others more, and the things that are boring in your heart will also be relieved when you talk about them. It can also be very useful in treating your insomnia. I treat you like a friend, and if you have any troubles, you can talk to me about them. ”
"When I come out of the ancestral hall, I will make some pills for you, and when the time comes, you can carry it with you, it is estimated that you will eat it for three months, and you will not have insomnia anymore, and I will let you sleep until dawn!"
Chu Ruoyan listened to Li Luobing's chatter for a long time, his eyes kept staring at Li Luobing, only to see that she still had some bruises on her face, and when she was eating, she accidentally moved too much, so she occasionally grinned hoarsely, Rao is so, her palm-sized face still has a warm smile, and her clear eyes are shining in the dim candlelight, and the word scorching Qihua suddenly popped up in his mind.
She kept talking, and her oil-stained lips looked even more beautiful in the flickering candlelight, and there was a feeling that her lips reflected the sun. The whole person exudes an irresistible charm in this empty and dark space......
His inky black eyes flickered, deep and distant, and jumped smartly, with a hint of imperceptible complex emotions...... Soon, it was back to its usual coldness.
After sorting out her thoughts for a while, she followed her words and thought: she is a fifteen-year-old girl, no matter how good her medical skills are, she can't be high, how dare she say such things here without shame, saying that she is confident? Or hubris? The corners of his mouth were hooked, and there was a hint of perfunctory in his tone: "Good! I will definitely look for you if I need it. ”
How could Li Luobing not hear the perfunctory in his words: "Weren't you hunted down by Sun Bin before?" I don't know what you do? It doesn't matter what you do. But I think that if there is really a knife wound among your brothers or friends, you can also come to me. If you don't die, you can try it with me, maybe I can be cured? ”
Chu Ruoyan didn't think much of Li Luobing's words, but when Li Luobing mentioned Sun Bin, his deep eyes were unpredictable, and he felt the need to remind Li Luobing: "When you encounter something like today in the future, don't be reckless." ”
"But the person I met today was you!" Li Luobing replied with a grin.
Chu Ruoyan frowned slightly: "Sun Bin is a good person. He has a strong ability to work, and he is also very careful, he works in Dali Temple, and Wei Mingjie's life experience is similar, and the two of them are together and are become double swords by others. The people under him and Wei Mingjie are all the same, and they don't know how to fish the people. If during the day, you meet someone else...... It wouldn't have been so lucky. ”
"Huh?" Li Luobing was indeed a little surprised, he didn't expect that Sun Bin and Wei Mingjie were both called double swords. is also an official of Dali Temple, but the mask boy is right, if it were someone else, it is estimated that he would not be so polite to himself, this mask boy seems to know these people very well, but he can remind himself, indicating that he also regards himself as a friend, thinking of this, Li Luobing smiled: "Well, I know, thank you for reminding." ”
"When you go out later, take the maid with you."
"Got it. Momma! ”
"Mama?"
"Yes, you tell me like an old mother, isn't it grandma?" Li Luobing covered his mouth and smiled.
"......" The masked man didn't say anything, just looked at Li Luobing quietly.
"Alright, Mask Boy, you're just too serious." Li Luobing waved his hand: "I always feel that you are a fifty-year-old uncle in front of me." ”
"Uncle?"
"Okay, the so-called smile, ten years young, come on, come on, tell me a few funny stories, and you will become a big brother."
"I'll listen!"
"A man was released from prison and saw a fortune teller on the side of the road and wanted to try his luck in the future. So he asked, "Hey, fortune teller, help me see what I should do?" In fact, the fortune teller pretends to be profound, and he is ...... You go where you come from...... This person said angrily: Lao Tzu has just been released from prison, you will let Lao Tzu go back? I'll beat you to death! …… The man beat the fortune teller, and finally he went to prison again. ”
"Do you go to jail if you beat someone?"
"You're wrong, don't you think what the fortune teller said is right?"
“……”
"Okay, I'll say one more joke: Farmer A...... Farmer A said: I suffered enough from the drought last year, and this year I have thought of a way to ensure that I am not afraid of drought. Farmer B: That's amazing, can you tell me what the solution is? Farmer A: I plant a row of onions next to each row of wheat. As soon as the onions grow, the wheat chokes on tears all day long, and I look like I'm going to have to drain water a lot. ”
"It's simply impossible, how can onions shed tears?"
"Ahhhh Li Luobing's face collapsed: "This is a joke, what is a joke, you just listen to it and laugh." Don't you care about the reasonableness in it? Living such a serious life every day, there is no interest at all, I just want you to laugh, why is it so difficult? ”
"Boring. I'm leaving. After Chu Ruoyan finished speaking, she left.
Walking in the quiet night, he raised his head to look at the bright stars in the sky, and remembered Li Luobing's exaggerated tone when she told jokes, and even she deliberately learned the tone, movements, and demeanor of the people in the jokes......
She seems to have put a lot of thought into making herself happy.
A slight smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. I smiled happily...... These jokes are really funny, and they can really make people happy.
In fact, the feeling of being with Li Luobing is very comfortable and peaceful...... With such a thought, Chu Ruoyan returned to the Yanwang Mansion.
Back in the secret room, as soon as they took off their masks, Murong Liuyun, Yang Zhen, Yang Ning and the others walked in anxiously.
"You're finally back? You came back with a wound all over your body, and when you came back, you didn't say anything. We thought you would have a good rest, but who knew that you would rush to ask your subordinates to prepare meals for you, and all of a sudden you disappeared. Where the hell did you just go? You didn't know we were worried about you? Murong Liuyun asked with concern.
"It's okay, just do a little personal thing, don't worry, I have my own measure." Chu Ruoyu put down the mask and turned to look at Murong Liuyun.