One damn me!

Since ancient times, have you not been separated from each other?

Cui Shi was speechless, moved his sore hands and feet, and it was really a physical job to be a cook for this glutton.

"Senior brother, what should we do?"

Zhu Bajie whispered: "With my understanding of this product, in seven days at most, he will eat all the dishes you are good at, and then it's almost time to turn his face." Senior brother, how can we deal with him?"

"Seven days, that should be enough. ”

Cui Shi said with a smile: "With our strength, I'm afraid we won't be able to deal with him, of course, we have to find a way from this food." ”

"Poisoned?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head and denied: "Gluttony is gifted, and he is born with no poison, no matter what poison is eaten in the stomach, it will be digested cleanly, and it will not cause any harm at all." ”

"Then don't be poisonous. ”

Cui Shi showed a meaningful smile, which inexplicably made Zhu Bajie a little more confident.

The unfathomable senior brother seems to have already made up his mind, so he doesn't have to worry about it himself.

"From tomorrow, let's ...... like this"

Cui Shi should teach the machine face-to-face, although Zhu Bajie didn't understand it as always, but he had long been used to doing it and doing his duty as a high-quality wingman.

The next day, the gluttony woke up and patted his stomach, as if he had digested thousands of catties of river fresh. This time, he simply didn't talk nonsense with Zhu Bajie, and ran by himself, and countless water tribes in Tongtian River suffered and were thrown to the ground to become ingredients that were about to be cooked.

Oh, it's so delicious!

Cui Shi was secretly speechless, thinking that if it weren't for Zhu Bajie's explanation that this guy had a very bad temper, he would only have seven days of patience at most, if I raised him here for a year and a half, then there would be no need to use any strategy, and the Tongtian River would be empty!

Yesterday, Zhu Bajie was angry that this guy ate domineeringly, and he also robbed a lot. But the strange thing today is that Cui Shi's cooking is still exquisite and delicious, but only the gluttony is in the wind, Zhu Bajie didn't eat with him, and Cui Shi didn't move a bite.

Well?

When he was almost full, Gluttony finally felt a little strange.

You don't eat anything so delicious?

What's the situation?

Pouring the last plate of stir-fried snail slices into his mouth, Tao Tao saw Cui Shi and Zhu Bajie muttering on the side, so he pricked up his ears and listened to what they were saying. Isn't the mouth used for eating, and it's a waste to speak!

"This is really ...... to eat"

Cui Shi whispered: "I've never seen such a big appetite!"

"Ahem, senior brother doesn't know. ”

Zhu Bajie said: "This gluttony has always been like this, when I participated in the Pan Tao Club, I saw it clearly. The gods and Buddhas of the heavens are combined, and he has not yet been able to eat them, which is simply ...... Hey, I didn't see that. ”

"Bajie, there are so many immortals in Heavenly Court, aren't they greedy?"

Cui Shi pretended to be puzzled and asked, "It stands to reason that it is not so, there are so many immortals, are there not one or two foodies?"

"As far as I know, there is no ......"

"Fart!"

Zhu Bajie's words were rudely interrupted, and the gluttony rushed over angrily and shouted: "You know a fart! Who said that I am the only one who can eat in the heavenly court? Blind your dog's eyes! With the level of Marshal Tianpeng, he is not enough to contact our circle at all!"

Haha, sure enough!

Cui Shi was excited in his heart, it seemed that he expected it to be good, foodies are not just unique products in the world. The appetite of the mouth, even the gods are not exempt from vulgarity. Although this gluttony is an outstanding representative of foodies, it is by no means a lonely existence.

Thinking so in his heart, he was silent on the surface, although he didn't speak, but the expression of disbelief was already written on his face.

Depend on!

Gluttony became anxious, and defended again: "Many immortals are greedy, but they are good at disguise, and they are not too lazy to cheat like me!"

Cui Shi and Zhu Bajie shook their heads together, their faces full of suspicion.

！！！

The gluttony finally couldn't hold it back, and shouted: "Don't believe it, I'll send a circle of friends now and call them all! His grandmother's originally wanted to eat alone happily, but now it doesn't matter if Lao Tzu is exhausted, you kid will be exhausted when the time comes, you can only be regarded as deserving!!"

What?

This time it was Cui Shi's turn to be a little blindsided.

Circle of friends?

Gluttonous comrade, you are very trendy!

But the more fashionable is still behind, only to see the gluttony reach out on his body for a while, and touch out a silver shining object, which looks like a high-end mobile phone with a sense of science and technology?

Hold the grass.

Cui Shi's eyes widened, and for the first time, he felt that his train of thought seemed to be a little disrupted.

"This ...... What is this?"

"Mobile phone!"

Gluttony replied casually as a matter of course, then poked and nodded on his mobile phone for a while, and said, "I'll call someone now!

Belch......

Cui Shi subconsciously shook his head vigorously, looked at Zhu Bajie with a pig's head and a pig's brain next to him, and thought to himself, am I confused, or are the two worlds chaotic?

Isn't it in Journey to the West now?

The world more than 1,300 years ago, mobile phones??

My mind is full of question marks, and I am quite confused by the gluttony of suddenly switching to modern mode.

Didi!

The mobile phone sent a message, and the gluttony quickly picked it up and took a look, and he was even more angry.

"Damn, shit!!"

"These idiots who have never seen the world!!I don't believe them all!I'm so angry!!!"

"Lao Tzu is not good, Lao Tzu is going to explode!"

"You two are fast! Go get some ingredients, don't put it in the pot yet, wait for me to come back!"

"I'm going to have to bring you a few myself!"

"I'm really not the only foodie in these three realms!!"

A series of squirts came out like a cannon, so that Cui Shi couldn't find a vacancy when he wanted to interject.

"Wait!"

Seeing that he was about to use his magical powers to escape, Cui Shi hurriedly reached out and grabbed his sleeve, and said with a smile: "Isn't it just to gather foodies, and you still need to go in person......?" You ...... Phone, can you show me, maybe I have a way. ”

"Here you go!"

Gluttony didn't know what he meant, but he never paid attention to anything other than food, and threw it away.

Cui Shi hurriedly caught it, carefully looking at this thing that should have been very familiar, but it should never appear here.

Well...... It is somewhat similar to modern smartphones, but there are many differences.

Cui Shi didn't have time to study the similarities and differences, so he flipped through his phone and took a look, but saw a clear LOGO on the back, a peach that had been bitten?

Pan Tao 500S??

Cui Shi couldn't help but be curious, and asked, "Brother Glutton, is this ...... What's this phone?"

"Hey, what's there to ask!"

Gluttony said impatiently: "It was after Sun Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, that Heavenly Court felt that there was a problem with the transmission of information, so that the monkey deceived many immortals and left, and he went to the main venue of the Pan Tao Club to eat a meal." Later, Tianting developed a communication tool named Pan Tao mobile phone. In order to always remember the shame of that peach meeting, I engraved the peach that was bitten by Sun Monkey on the back of my mobile phone. ”