Chapter 142: Heavenly Court Anecdotes

"Shu Yu, Queen Mother, and Yao Tian are all clansmen of the Kunlun Mountain Dao Cultivation School, and if you talk about it carefully, Shu Yu and Yao Tian are still cousins, but they are not very close, which is nothing." Changhua said: "It's just that the Shu rain is glamorous and absurd, which attracts the emperor to linger on the bed every day." It is said that Shu Yu will be magical, not only is it as simple as picking yin and supplementing yang, it is rumored in the palace that the two of them take lewd dragon weed every day, and the tools of light and tricks fill a palace. ”

"Ah~!" Zhenwu slapped the table: "There is such a thing?" How debaucherous it is? ”

"Ahem, the demon queen is still very extravagant, she loves gorgeous and delicate things, and she is in the mountains and jade seas every day, and that's it. She likes to listen to the sound of the collision of beautiful jade, and when she is free, she and the palace people take the jade mallet to beat the thin and crisp jade, and there are several carts of broken jade pulled out of the vast palace every day! ”

"It's shameless!" Angry, Zhenwu put the wine bowl on the table.

Changhua sighed: "Now the Heavenly Court has set up three divisions, which are under the direct jurisdiction of the Heavenly Emperor, and below the Heavenly Emperor are the three divisions, and the four heavenly masters have to stand aside." It is known as the Department of Officials, the Department of Prudence, and the Department of Remittance. The main position of the official department is held by Tai Bai Xing, who is in charge of the big and small immortals of the Three Realms, and is known as Haoran Gong. Everyone knows that this Venus old man is an oil gourd, and he likes and dilute mud the most. Yaotian used him as the head of the three divisions, but in fact, it was just a cover-up. The main position of the Shen Xing Division is held by Shu Yu's elder brother Shu Xiao, who specializes in investigating the privacy of the immortals. He set up secret agents in the department and raised shadow masters, just to spy on our pigtails. As long as you hold it, you will be speechless, and you will become a lackey of the queen from now on. This man is known as the Shadowless Prince. It's just that this person stands in the sun without a shadow at all, it is said that ••••••," he suddenly sank, and his tone was a little more mysterious: "This person's shadow has been cultivated by him into a master of the world, omnipotent, not afraid of life and death." This is also the reason why Shu Yu is unscrupulous. ”

"As for the Hui Chu Division, it is a big fat gap, specially used for the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven to collect money. Its main position is held by the eastern prince of Kunlun Mountain, who is the uncle of Shu Yu and Yaotian, and the old lover of the queen mother, and I expected him to do this. Hum! It is said that this person is determined to collect all the treasures of the world for the emperor and queen to enjoy. What an ambition! The people of Kunlun Mountain gave him a crooked name called 'Green Hat Gong'. The old woman of the Queen Mother can't be idle! But the two of them have been good for more than 100,000 years, but they are not married, and it is not just the legend of the queen mother's fate, in fact, this girl is indeed not a serious person, so it is much more convenient. ”

Zi Yi never spoke, and suddenly said at this time: "The queen mother often sends her beautiful flower fairy to the lower realm to be the queen and be a mother, I heard that it is all to collect money for her." There is a peony flower fairy who has been a queen in the water mirror country, the Rakshasa country, and the Luo Siam country, building temples for the queen mother, sculpting the golden body and dharma appearance, and amassing countless money in the treasury. Does this Xiaguang case have anything to do with this matter? ”

Zhenwu glanced at him: "You have heard that the gods are falling, why don't I know any of these secrets?" ”

Ziyi smiled: "Because the queen mother's mother-in-law doesn't order you." You don't do her any good? ”

"And what's in it for you?"

"This woman has a habitual illness, and she has a sores on her tongue. In fact, as long as you eat less of those dragon liver and phoenix marrow, you won't get it again. I don't tell her, so she can eat hard. So she often misses me, so she invites me to sit with her when she has nothing to do, and by the way, she has some soup and medicine to drink. ”

Hahahaha! Changhua and Zhenwu slapped their thighs with a smile, "It's really yours!" I didn't expect that the little-spoken Ziyi Divine Monarch would also be such a little Jiujiu! Wonderful! It's wonderful! ”

"I think the queen mother came up with this plan for the convenience of collecting money, so that Shu Yu would blow the wind in her ears and rectify the Xiaguang Dao Chang." Zi Yi said slowly: "Xiaguang has extremely high prestige in these rich countries and fairy lands in the mortal world, and the whole country believes in it. It is really the most vigorous incense among the immortals, and it can be a model for us. For example, you and I, who are not young and famous, have never worked hard to solve the suffering of mortals. It's just a free practice that follows your heart. That Brother Xiaguang has been working hard for hundreds of thousands of years, doing things for the people and relieving the worries of the poor! But whenever the weak suffer, he is there immediately, and he responds to all requests. Thinking about you and me all these years, do you feel a little ashamed?! ”

The two of them nodded silently.

Zi Yi said again: "Xiaguang is blocking the way for some people to make money. Wouldn't he be jealous of himself when he enjoyed so much incense and built such a big palace? It's a good ploy to make him lose his arrogance and replace him with grandeur. Now you go to the water mirror countries to see, the temples of the light have been torn down, everywhere is the golden palace of the queen mother, the shape of the magnificent, it is said that the royal relatives and dignitaries believe in her. ”

Hum! Zhenwu slammed the table: "Those who have lost their ways are helpless!" How long can I see this demon queen and the queen mother's wife and son going rampant? She •••••• that she actually privately sent her cronies to interfere with the national fortune of the mortal world, this ••••• this is the reason of heaven and it is difficult for her to tolerate her! She will take the blame! After speaking, he took a big sip of the wine bowl.

Changhua flicked his fingers on the table, and said faintly: "It seems that this queen mother wants to be the emperor!" With his fingernails stretched out so long, wouldn't he be suspicious? It is said that this woman has more ways to make money, reselling immortal books, making treasures, and taking her path to promote and add knighthood. I heard that there is a ghost judge in hell, who has been down there for many years and has hoarded a lot of wealth. Somehow, it's ridiculous that this person turned around and became the leader of Nantianmen. ”

"There is a flower fairy in hell, this woman is the person of the Hundred Flowers Fairy, and the hundred flowers are the right-hand man of the Queen Mother, and this is the way he walked." Zi Yi casually flicked the lilac petals on her clothes.

Changhua sighed and said, "This heart can be punished, this heart can be punished." "Everybody knows he's talking about the Queen Mother.

After finishing speaking, he changed his words: "Ziyi, you won't stay in Kunlun Mountain these days to see your wife and mother, right?" Seeing that you have always been a loner and are not interested in political gossip, it is really strange that you went undercover in Yaohua Palace? ”

"What?" Zi Yi let out a long sigh and poured down a bowl of wine. He raised his sword eyebrows, his starry eyes flashed, his eyes seemed to contain deep pool of water, and he looked at Changhua and said, "Qixia is gone." ”

"What? Qixia? It's gone?! Didn't she •••••• in the Nine Shadows Palace, with Mo Yin? Changhua was anxious, and asked again: "Is the painting missing?" ”

"Exactly, she was imprisoned in the painting by ink, and then the painting was lost! I've been looking for her in Daliang for the past two years! Alas! So far, there is no news at all, even a little shadow, a little legend, it is extremely precious. But •••••• didn't ask anything! Nothing! As he spoke, tears began to fall.

The boy doesn't flick when he has tears, just because he hasn't reached the sad place.

Not to mention a god like Ziyi.

Changhua knows his feelings for Qixia.

Emperor Zhenwu also heard Changhua talk about it.

Changhua said angrily: "Mo Yin, this thief! I didn't think he was a good person! Last year, Xiaotian also notified the four seas to commend him as a model of immortals, I'm sorry! This is Sven scum! One day when I see him again, I will beat him up! I want to let out this evil breath for Qixia! I don't know if such a good girl was poured into some ecstasy soup by him in the first place, and she actually fell in love with this thing! It's really annoying to me! "Angry, I picked up the wine bowl and poured it again.

Put down the wine bowl, eat vegetables, take a few mouthfuls of sesame oil and garlic and mix tender bean seedlings, put down the chopsticks with a snap, and don't speak.

The three of them were silent, and at this time, the two big men really didn't know how to comfort Ziyi.

Zhenwu suddenly said: "Why don't you make a divination!" I heard that Bixia Yuanjun is the best at this technique. ”

"The Nine Heavens Xuannu is with me, and she has already divined several times. The hexagram has always said that it is in the country of Daliang, and now the further south you go, the clearer the hexagram becomes. I think I'll find it soon. When Ziyi said this, his heart was a little more stable.

I will definitely find it, Husband Yue said, he and Qixia have names on the Sansheng Stone. Then you will definitely find it.

The Nine Heavens Xuannu is a disciple of Our Lady Yuanjun, and one of her stunts is divination, maybe Bixia has to call her a senior sister.

Hearing that Ziyi was with her, the two of them were relieved.

Ziyi stopped crying, and felt that she didn't control her emotions, why did she cry in front of the two brothers? Unpromising! He hurriedly changed the topic: "Changhua, how are you in the West Sea?" Did you find out what's going on? ”

"If I say anything and don't find out, you won't believe it, the four seas and the earth have become a den of corruption. If I say that if I find out something, the four seas will have to turn over the rivers and seas, do you believe it? He looked at the two of them with a pair of eyes, a little more angry than usual, Zi Yi knew that he was holding back his big thoughts.

"Then •••••• take the two first offenders to set an example." Zhenwu tore off a piece of air-dried pheasant and chewed it: "You can't turn over the river and the sea, then it's worth it!" Uprooted, it's like a sweet potato, grandparents and grandchildren have come out, how can they live a peaceful life?! Do you think that after these grandparents and grandchildren, it will not be grandparents and grandchildren who will take over?! When the water is clear, there is no fish ••••••, and this has been the case since ancient times. Hey, eat chicken! This chicken is delicious! As he spoke, he tore off two chicken legs and handed them one in each hand.

Two men took it, munched on the chicken, and the three raised their bowls to share a bowl of wine.

The lilac tree flower shadow swaying, the moonlight is like practice, and the light is lonely.

The Taiyin star shines slightly, illuminating the world.

Zhenwu held the wine bowl and said: "I wish that this situation is here and this time and this scene for the rest of my life." ”

Ziyi continued: "May the world be born with wine, meat, poetry and friends." ”

Changhua said: "It's done!" ”