In the white Chevrolet car, Uncle Zheng Jian was lying on the passenger seat.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was sitting in the driver's seat, was facing forward, but his eyes kept squinting at Zheng Jian next to him.

"What do you see? Don't drive yet! Zheng Jian leaned back in his chair and accentuated his tone.

"Start it now, Daxian, don't be impatient!" Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly started the car and said curtly.

"Don't call me a great immortal in the future, it's not dirt!" Zheng Jian turned his head and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was very nervous.

"And what do I call you?" Zeng Xiaoxian, who had never been on fire, asked nervously.

"In the future, you will call me Master Cat, did you hear it!" Zheng Jian found it very uncomfortable to hold back his smile for the first time.

"Okay, Master Cat!" Zeng Xiaoxian replied respectfully.

After answering, Zeng Xiaoxian finally found out that the car was out of gas, stopped what he was doing, and looked at Zheng Jian with a bitter expression.

"That's... Cat Master! Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed, "My car seems to... It seems to be out of gas! ”

Zheng Jian, who was leaning on the chair beautifully, heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words, and helplessly patted his head with his hand, remembering this plot.

"That cat master, look," Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment and continued with a worried face, "Forget it tonight, I'll clean up the house in a few days, and then welcome you!" ”

Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, Zheng Jian glanced at him playfully, and said lightly: "Let's get out of the car first!" ”

"Howler!" Zeng Xiaoxian thought that Zheng Jian agreed with his opinion, and a trace of joy flashed on his face.

After opening the car door and coming to the road, Zheng Jian walked in front of Zeng Xiaoxian, stretched out his right claw, attached the qi in his body to it, and gently scratched several deep cracks on the ground.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was standing on the side, was stunned when he saw this, and the whole person was stunned.

Zheng Jian raised his right paw again, put it to his mouth and blew lightly, then asked, "What did you just say?" I didn't hear clearly! ”

"Hahaha, I just said that I will call a car for you right away, you can go to my house, it is a blessing that Xiaoxian cultivated in my last life!" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately bowed his head and bowed, with a smile on his face.

"Oh!" After Zheng Jian gave a meaningful sigh of gratitude, he said with relief: "The son can be taught!" ”

"Of course, Xiaoxian will need a lot of teaching from Master Cat in the future." Zeng Xiaoxian continued, patting his ass shamelessly.

"Then call a taxi!" Zheng Jian looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a relieved expression.

As soon as Zheng Jian spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly took out his mobile phone and began to call a taxi.

After calling the car, Zeng Xiaoxian put away his mobile phone, bent down to look at Zheng Jian, and asked, "Master Mao, what do you have to tell you next!" ”

"Okay, okay, don't be so polite. Master Cat, I'm also very talkative! If it weren't for your sincere invitation just now, Master Cat, I would have returned to the mountains and continued to practice! So, don't get so excited, I know you're happy, ahem, but be calm and calm! In the end, Zheng Jian almost didn't hold back, so he could only cover it up with a cough.

Hearing Zheng Jian's words, the corners of Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth twitched, and he scolded even more in his heart, "Old monster, after tonight, Brother Xian, I will definitely find a master to take you in!" ”

Standing on the side of the road for a while, seeing that the car hadn't come yet, Zheng Jian, who had regained his stability, said: "Xiaoxian is windy outside, let's go back to the car and sit down!" ”

"Gotcha! Cat master, please! Zeng Xiaoxian replied as he opened the car door.

After sitting back in the car, Zheng Jian looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, and after thinking about it in his heart, he said, "Xiaoxian, do you know why I didn't look for someone else, but I wanted to find you?" ”

"Because you, an old immortal monster, covet my beauty!" Zeng Xiaoxiantian shamelessly complained in his heart, but replied respectfully on his face: "Master Mao, you can come to me, that's my blessing!" ”

"Hahaha! You're half right, it's your blessing, but it's just the blessing you've accumulated in your previous life! Zheng Jian said with a smile.

"Last life?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked suspiciously.

"Yes, I had just survived the once-in-a-century Heavenly Tribulation, and my mana was completely lost, and I was very weak. In your previous life, when you were young, when you saw me seriously injured, you kindly took me in, took care of me, and helped me survive the disaster.

Later, I went back to the mountain to do penance and recover from my injuries, and when my injuries were completely healed and I wanted to go down the mountain to repay my kindness, you had just passed away in your previous life. In desperation, I had to go back to the mountain and wait for his reincarnation, that is, you, Zeng Xiaoxian! Zheng Jian made up one at random according to the plots of countless bloody TV series he had watched in his previous life.

"It's... After listening to Zheng Jian's story, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that the three views were close to collapse, "Is there really reincarnation in the world?" ”

"That's nature, it's just that you wait for the naked eye to be mortal, and you naturally don't know!" Zheng Jian put on a full posture, which can be described as pretending to be like the wind, and often accompanies me!

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was fooled by Zheng Jian, was silent for a while, and then asked curiously: "Master Mao, can I ask what I did in my previous life?" ”

Zheng Jian paused for a while, and after organizing the language in his heart, he said slowly: "You were born in a rich family in your previous life, you had no worries about food and clothing, and at that time, it was the time of the invasion of the Japanese invaders, and you, as a patriotic and progressive youth, joined forces with some classmates and friends to prepare to assassinate a big traitor Mr. Yi at that time.

It's a pity that many plans failed, and in the end, everyone and the big traitor were trapped on the rooftop, and they encountered a red-clothed ghost asking for their lives, and everyone died together! ”

"I'll you!" Hearing the end, Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in surprise.

After calling, Zeng Xiaoxian always felt that what Zheng Jian said was very familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

"I didn't expect that I was a patriotic and progressive young man in my previous life, I am really a good person!" In the end, Zeng Xiaoxian habitually boasted again.

"By the way, you're in charge of making soy sauce in the plan!" Zheng Jian looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was stunned, and silently inserted a knife.

"Ahem, ahem!" Hearing Zheng Jian's words, the depressed Zeng Xiaoxian coughed a few times to hide his embarrassment.

After chatting for a while, the rescue vehicle called by Zeng Xiaoxian finally arrived.

With the help of rescuers, he finally left the suburbs with people and cats in his car.

After some tossing, Zeng Xiaoxian, who returned to the apartment, quietly returned to his bedroom with Zheng Jian in his arms.

As soon as he entered the bedroom, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly put Zheng Jian down and said, "Master Mao just offended!" ”

Zheng Jian didn't care, he carefully looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's room, and said lightly: "It's okay, Master Mao, I'm not so stingy." ”

"That's, what a generous person you are!" Zeng Xiaoxian took the opportunity to shoot another sycophant.

Leaving the outskirts where no one was there and returning home, Zeng Xiaoxian was no longer afraid, but he still seized every opportunity to pat himself on the back.

However, unlike before, because he was afraid, Zeng Xiaoxian is completely voluntary now.

As for the reason! Let's start on the way back.

After solving the problem of the car, Zeng Xiaoxian drove the car and drove Zheng Jian in the direction of the apartment.

Adhering to the two-pronged strategy of sticks and sweet dates, Zheng Jian pretended to be very unintentional and said that he wanted to give Zeng Xiaoxian a lot of good things.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had read the online article, noticed this sentence with the tip of his ears, and combined with the story that Zheng Jian made up before, he already regarded Zheng Jian as his grandfather, golden finger, and big thick legs.

As soon as he thought that he was about to reach the pinnacle of his life and win Bai Fumei, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that the beauty was bubbling!