Chapter 355: The Drunken Little Stone
I deliberately went to find the fifth senior brother, mainly because he is not serious, cynical people often do not follow the rules, and he may not be able to read the ancient books that he reads.
Sure enough, the fifth senior brother listened to my question, Douda's eyes were shining, and he just took out a wine gourd from behind him, "Drink two glasses with me first." ”
I'm more afraid of alcohol, and at first I can still think about forcing the wine out, but every time I go to the back, I can't remember it at all. I remember that there is a poem: How to solve worries, only Du Kang.
It's a pity that the seven red coffins in the underworld are still watching outside, not the time to relieve worries, and I don't want to make a fool of myself when I get drunk.
The fifth senior brother drinks, I have heard the twin brothers talk about it before, but I have never drunk with him. Now he hurriedly waved his hand and said not to drink, his big little eyes rolled, and he lowered his voice and said, "I peeked at Shushan ** when I was young." I found out that your master has something to do with the old man of Xuancheng. ”
When I heard this, I immediately came to my senses and hurriedly asked, "What is their relationship?" ”
The fifth senior brother just shut up and said nothing, picked up the wine gourd and poured himself a glass, raised his head and drank it, and then leaned back in the chair and pretended to sleep, not agreeing to my words.
"Senior brother!" I asked suspiciously, "You're not fooling me." Deliberately asking me to drink with you? ”
"Am I that kind of person?" The fifth senior brother straightened up and said angrily, and Douda's eyes stared at him in a circle. I hurriedly smiled, and just wanted to please him and say no, but as soon as he spoke, he fell back, and his eyes were half-narrowed, "That's right." I'm that kind of person, but I really know, and your question is answered by no one but me. Just drink with me tonight and tell you exactly when the time comes! ”
I grinned, still thinking that it was not an important matter, after all, it was just a curiosity in my heart, and if I got drunk and made a mistake, it would really be a big deal.
"Senior brother, drink slowly." I stood up with a smile and went outside the courtyard to find the silver light of the upper moon scattered like water overhead. Hurriedly looked into the distance, and found that the fog had dissipated, and the seven bloody coffins were gone.
My daughter-in-law's sister was still there, and when I stepped forward, she said more relaxedly: "You can have a good rest tonight, there should be news from the East China Sea, and the people in the underworld have been evacuated." ”
There is news in the East China Sea that is only speculation now, because the news cannot be passed on yet, but Mu Tianhao came out and said lightly: "I'll watch tonight, you go to rest." ”
He estimated that he had eaten ginseng essence, his breath was much calmer, and his eyes were much more refreshed. Mu Tianhao's guards are stronger than ten of me, so naturally he is not worried.
"I'm tired of Uncle Mu!" My daughter-in-law's sister said politely, got up and walked to the yard, I wanted to follow, after all, I haven't been intimate for a long time, although I haven't done it, but Xiaozui and the white rabbit haven't touched for a few days.
It's okay now, I'm uncomfortable, the identity of the old man in Xuancheng is crawling around in my heart like a bunch of ants. Ignoring the resentful eyes of his daughter-in-law's sister, he ran towards the courtyard on the hillside on the left.
My daughter-in-law's sister gave me a strange look, and said, "Come back early!" ”
I made an "um" sound. The girl ran away without a trace. When I returned to the fifth senior brother's residence, I found that he had set up a table of wine and food in the courtyard outside, and when I saw me, he smiled and said, "Little rabbit, I know you will come back." ”
"Senior brother, let's talk about it, I'll drink with you. But if it's a lie, I'm not done with you. "I'm still not at ease, if I get drunk for no reason, I won't be able to get the news if I'm embarrassed, and the gains outweigh the losses.
The fifth senior brother smashed his mouth, filled me with a glass and said, "Don't worry." I know everything you want to know. ”
I was a little suspicious, so I leaned on the table and asked, "Senior brother, the old man of Xuancheng can't be a disciple of Shushan?" ”
"Drink, drink!" The fifth senior brother pointed to the wine glass on the table, and I picked it up. I took a sip, it was so spicy that I couldn't breathe for a long time, but he didn't think it was okay and asked me to drink it all.
In order to satisfy my curiosity, I gritted my teeth and drank it all in one go, so hot that my eyes were on fire, and in order to be careful, I immediately vaporized the wine. Senior brother's cultivation is not as good as mine, but the smell of wine emanating from the air can still be smelled, and he said dissatisfiedly: "Senior brother, it's a waste for you to drink like this, don't count what you just had, drink another glass." ”
Thousands of grass and mud horses ran by in my heart, and I wanted to stand up and give him two punches in the eyes, but I wanted to know the truth, and I couldn't drink it.
After a solid drink, he replied, "Yes, and that old thing has lived for hundreds of years." ”
I asked, "The old thing." Phew, is the old man of Xuancheng the ancestor of Shushan? ”
"Drink, drink!"
A glass of wine for each question, the fifth senior brother also drank with him, five cups of belly, my eyes have begun to send, the fifth senior brother just began to have a rosacea nose that began to redden, but the more he drank, the more energetic his eyes became.
In the end, he stopped selling it, and I also realized myself when I drank, and I felt uncomfortable not drinking. A table of wine and food was eaten in a mess, and the identity of the old man in Xuancheng was also clarified.
It's just that I didn't expect that the master had a direct relationship with the old man of Xuancheng. I was almost drunk, my head was dizzy, I stood up and walked out crookedly, waving my hand drunk and hazy, and said, "Fifth Senior Brother, I'm going back, or the tigress will be crazy again." ”
He stood up and tried to stay. However, I ran very fast, and when I got outside, I was blown by the mountain breeze, and my head was clear for a few seconds, and then it became more blurry, and I couldn't see clearly.
met Mu Tianhao on the way, and ran over to put his arm around his shoulder, saying something unclear. But for several minutes he didn't reply, and I got up boredly, swayed, and finally touched the yard.
Now there are a lot of people, and the small courtyard that was originally my daughter-in-law's sister and me is also full of people, and all of them are women.
I could feel the smell of alcohol in my body, but I didn't have the idea of forcing it out in my head. When I returned to the courtyard, I knew that I was afraid of being scolded by my daughter-in-law's sister, so I wanted to wake up outside, so I fell asleep on the table.
When I was in a daze, I heard a voice, she woke me up and asked softly, "Little Stone, why don't you go back to sleep?" ”
I looked back with hazy eyes, it was not too clear, it felt like Bai Qinxue, I turned around, broke free from his hand, and continued to lie on the stone table weakly, muttering: "The tigress won't let me drink." I'm afraid she'll scold me when I go back. ”
"Who's the tigress?" She didn't pull me, but leaned into my ear and asked softly. I rubbed my face against the stone table, changed my comfortable position, and said indistinctly, "Don't you know, and you still ask me?" ”
Bai Qinxue said: "How do I know who is the tigress. ”
I didn't see it clearly at all, but I just thought she was Bai Qinxue. hummed and said, "My wife, your cousin, Bai Qinyue." ”
"Little bastard!" I heard the gnashing of my teeth behind my back, but as long as I was drunk and wanted to sleep, I couldn't think of what that sentence contained.
Bai Qinxue didn't let me sleep and patted me on the face. Seeing that I opened my eyelids with difficulty, I said seductively: "You are so afraid of her, and it is not good for you, why do you want her?" It's better to take a break, start with one! ”
"That's not good, she's my wife, she's good to me. It's just that stinky bitch, it's been two years, and she still doesn't let me do it! "I don't know what I'm talking about, and I pour out all the resentment in my heart.
"Little bastard, why do you say anything?" She seemed to be in a hurry and reached out to gagged me. It was estimated that it was late, and there were a few chuckles in the small courtyard.
Bai Qinxue pulled me and said, "Get up, go back to sleep with me!" ”
I also struggled and said angrily: "Shameless, whoever wants to sleep with you, I'm going to find my wife." He staggered to his feet, but after a few steps, he was pressed on the back of his head. I fell asleep in front of me.
The next morning, I woke up with a terrible headache, hurriedly ran my blood, got rid of the hangover, and only turned over after I was completely sober, and found that I was only wearing a small pair of pants, and got up and sat on the bed. I saw my daughter-in-law's sister dressing up, and walked over with my head down, afraid that she would scold me.
"You can't drink less!" She handed the comb, and I hurriedly took it and clumsily brushed her hair. I peeked and saw that she was snickering in the mirror. "Sample, drunk and open-mouthed, like a little rascal."
My daughter-in-law's sister said and opened the collar, there was a red lip print on the collarbone, which was sucked red, I hurriedly reached out to recover, but she pressed my hand and said, "Keep it, see if you dare to play hooligan in the future." ”
I remember being knocked unconscious, how come I came back and did something bad to her? But it's a pity that I didn't use the strength of wine to correct her.
When I mentioned last night's incident, my face was hot, and I was afraid that she would bring it up again. Hurriedly said: "Wife, I heard some news from the fifth senior brother, it turns out that the old man of Xuancheng is the master's senior brother, but he made a big mistake and was expelled from Shushan, and then somehow became the current guardian!" ”
"Oh. And this kind of thing? "The daughter-in-law's sister was slightly surprised, it seems that the fifth senior brother is not wrong, the secret of Shushan, except for him and the master, no fourth person knows.
I wanted to make an excuse for the drunkenness last night, so I hurriedly said: "Fifth Senior Brother is too bastard, I don't drink with him and he doesn't say it, which makes me embarrassed again." ”
"Do you know how to lose face?" My daughter-in-law's sister disliked my stupidity, took the comb, quickly dressed up, turned around and smiled and said, "You go find a washboard, the deeper the edges, the better." ”
I was stunned for a moment and asked, "You want to do the laundry?" We have a washing machine at home! ”
"Don't ask, let you go, good!" My daughter-in-law's sister smiled evilly, hugged me and kissed me: "Go quickly, if you don't have one, make one, and give you a little surprise at night." ”
The underworld didn't come last night, and it is estimated that it can stop for a few days, and now they can only wait for their father to come back, so they concentrated on finding a washboard, but it was just that kind of ancient thing, and the entire Su family didn't have it, so they could only go and find a wooden board to make one.
It happened that Bai Qinxue came over and said from afar: "Yo Yo, isn't this a small stone?" Last night was enough for men, sister obey you. ”
I still have some memories of last night's incident, and I remember that she tempted herself to talk nonsense, and said with a cold face: "You are still embarrassed to say, if you didn't ask blindly, I could have said that kind of thing?" ”
Bai Qinxue took the fast-forming washboard and said lightly: "You are mistaken, you only entered the yard last night, and it was the tigress who took care of you!" ”... Friends who read books, you can search for "", you can find this site as soon as possible.
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