Chapter Seventy-Seven: Telling Stories and Fooling Students

In the first year of the founding of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, that is, in 140 BC, Emperor Wu wanted to unite the Dayue clan to fight the Xiongnu, Zhang Qian was recruited as a messenger, and went out of Longxi in the second year of Jianyuan, through the Xiongnu, but unexpectedly, the fate was bad and the fate was ill-fated, and was captured by the Huns. However, it didn't take long for this monkey-like spirit to escape again.

Later, Zhang Qian traveled west to Dawan, which is now Kyrgyzstan, and after some twists and turns, he arrived at Dayueshi.

In the west, he stayed there for a year before returning. Now it is a big desert in the southwest of Xinjiang, that is, the mysterious Taklamakan Desert, at that time, it was a group of countries parallel and busy.

In these small countries in the Western Regions, each country has a strange legend. In this line, Zhang Qian suddenly felt that the Central Plains is rich in light and materials, and the people are outstanding, but these small countries are not inferior.

In short, when I go out, I always eat other people's hearts, and after a year, I began to return.

This time, Zhang Qian had a heart, changed from Nandao, and leaned on Nanshan, but don't fall into the hands of the Huns.

Hey, don't say it, this person is either unlucky, drinking cold water and stuffing his teeth, or he was discovered by the Huns and captured.

As the saying goes, blessings and misfortunes depend on them, and misfortunes also depend on their mother's blessings, and in the year of his arrest, many strange things can be seen.

In fact, the Huns are not so hateful, but also because the local living conditions are bad, these Huns farming technology is not mature, three days and two hungry, had to go to the house robbery.

Zhang Qian has been here for a year, and these people are bold and generous, and they are quite heroic.

The warlocks who traveled all over the world were also looted and locked up with Zhang Qian.

Only after this inquiry did I know that the warlock was going to go to Tianshan to catch a kind of insect, Zhang Qian was excited to listen to it for a while, and the warlock was also open-mouthed, so the two of them chatted as soon as they were free.

The warlock's name is Chen Hu, and he learned from a group of traders what is the name of the silverfish, which is hidden in the snow lotus, (in the Han Dynasty, the Tianshan snow lotus is not precious, according to historical records, that thing abounds, there is nothing precious.) This thing is the best medicine, more precious than the thousand-year-old ginseng, I heard that eating a worm increases the strength of a hundredfold, and it also has the effect of rejuvenation.

Oh, when I heard this Zhang Qian, I had to pay it, and I regretted that I didn't know it in the first place, so I was going to catch two and present them to the emperor, and it wasn't yet.

Thinking of this, Zhang Qian's remorse suddenly disappeared, this news was going to be passed on to Emperor Wu, it was not the same.

The warlock was also locked up anyway, and Zhang Qian was stunned to run through these rumors this day. It's true or false, just enjoy it.

If you count it, it's been a year, and if you are locked up here like this, you won't die here.

An escape plan was hatched, and during the day, while working for the Huns, the Zhang Qian ran behind a bush and pretended to be free, surrounded by overseers, spears, bows and arrows that shattered people's hearts. Not to mention this fucking monkey spirit, under such a heavy siege, this actually slipped away.

Zhang Qian hid behind the bushes, with a rope several meters long of vine and wild weaving wrapped around his waist, one end tied to the bushes, the overseer shouted, the other end was pulled with the rope, and the sound of the bush brush showed that he was still there, and the overseer was relieved, so he pulled the rope and ran away quietly. All the way back to the Central Plains.

The warlock saw that this cowardice was really not interesting, and he ran away first of the plan he had brewed together, this was not good, and he didn't want to stay in this ghost place any longer.

The Warlock came up with an even more brilliant solution.

The sun was still working, and the warlock looked up at the sky, and suddenly something flashed in the sky, yes, it was a shooting star.

Tears in the sky, there must be something suspicious in this place.

On the second day, the warlock inspected the surrounding terrain, and there were few birds and insects around, except for one place where the grass and trees were young

Chen Hu calculated this trick in his heart, the earth gives birth to yang, the earth gives birth to yin, the clouds and mist give birth to soda, and the loam gives birth to fire yang; Water becomes yin, soil becomes yang, and plants and trees become yin and yang; Three turns around the soil, the center blooms, the ring is lonely, and there must be flowers in the ground.

Chen Hu thought about it, the celestial phenomena are all indications, and it is still necessary to speculate what the flowers in this place are, or if he is mistaken, he will want to slip away.

The so-called daytime meteor is the tears of the sky, the night meteor is the day yuan, the stars are guessed miracles during the day, and the stars are cherished at night.

Tears fall from the sky, the water is not tired, and there is a water girl in the grass. The earth bleeds, the fire never stops, and the head of the land is crowned with a golden bowl.

Ha, there is it now, there must be a rich water source under this grass bush, and there is a water girl under the grass, so it's right. Yes, Feng Shui is so magical. As for the blood of the earth, it means that when you dream of blood on the earth, you know that you are rich, and there must be treasure under that earth.

"Superintendent, Superintendent, I have something important to report."

The overseer came dragging a gun, Chen Hu smiled and nodded, "What big deal can you have?" ”

"Report to your lordship, I found a water source nearby."

The overseer was suddenly refreshed, but he lost interest for a moment, "My Great Khan's shaman didn't find out, how did you find out, if you are lying, you will be torn into pieces." ”

This nomadic people are in the arid and semi-arid climate of the northwest, and this summer is due to the water vapor brought by the summer monsoon from the Pacific Ocean, and the precipitation is still okay, and this winter can be worried, if you find a new water source, it is like digging up treasure.

"Please introduce me to the Great Khan, and I will explain to him that if there is any falsehood, I will be willing to be punished."

When the overseer heard this, he didn't dare to slack off, this is a top priority, but he can't afford to delay. "You Central Plains pig, if you dare to play tricks, the Great Khan will not spare you."

"Don't dare, don't dare."

It didn't take long for the news to reach the Khan King, who wore all the generals and the famous shaman mage to see Chen Hu.

"Great Khan, this is Chen Hu."

"Oh, it's you, a native of the Central Plains. Tell me, there's no water here. ”

"King Khan, don't worry, please come with me."

The group walked for several miles and came to a Gobi Desert, surrounded by a desert, saying that there was a water source, but the ghosts did not believe it.

"Hahaha, Central Plains people, you are mistaken, there will also be a water source here, I see that you are the expiration of my Khan, King Khan, this kind of person has bad intentions, don't have a scheming, quickly correct him." As soon as the shaman came, he saw that this person was not pleasing to the eye, and dared to compete with himself for a job, and he was impatient.

Several guards stepped forward with great swords.

Chen Hu gestured, "Wait." "It's not too late to kill when I'm done."

Seeing that this man was so calm, the Great Khan was really as he said, and depending on what he did, he was afraid that he would not be able to escape.

Then he said, "If you can find a source of water, spare you from death, and reward you with a hundred shepherds and a hundred horses." ”

Chen Hu thought to himself, "I want you to use this thing as a fart, can't I stay here to graze, you have to give it directly into gold, wouldn't it be more beautiful." ”

Of course, he also had to show his hands. When he came to the mark he had made, he picked up some dirt and smelled it, this place was really different from the others, the grass and trees were young, and there were even a few crickets jumping around.

"Right here, dig down." Immediately, the army of engineers, which had been lightly armed and improvised, stepped forward, only to see the sky full of dust and dirt whizzing up from the ground.

It's strange, I dug a full person deep, and there was no movement.

"Hey, the Central Plains Native Pig, I've dug so much, why is there still no movement, you are a typical alarmist. Great Khan, this person may be a spy sent by the Emperor of the Central Plains, and he will definitely be killed. ”

This made the shaman pour oil and ignite the fire, and the Great Khan also felt that he had hurt his face.

"Someone. and bury the thief in a pit which he had dug himself. ”

All the soldiers got the order and rushed forward, all the archers were on the bow, and the target was Chen Hu, this posture was so frightened that everyone had to pee.

Hey, don't say it, this Chen Hu is really a man in the Tao, don't see him usually giggling, he is still calm and comfortable at this critical juncture, as if he is nothing.

"Great Khan, Great Khan, something is blocking here." What the digging guards found.

Chen Hu strode forward and sighed lightly, "If you don't come out again, I'll die here." ”

The Great Khan suddenly didn't know what to do, so he stepped up his steps, and the guards and soldiers also stretched their necks to look there. I saw digging and digging and being blocked by a large stone slab.

There is an explanation for this in the Feng Shui vein. All 'Tianshui' (to put it bluntly, the underground fountain) is the air eye of the mountain range, after a long period of operation, the mountain range ship has been moved, but this air eye still exists, the mountains and rivers with air eyes are all living veins, endless, so it is called the dragon vein, all the emperor's mausoleum choose the dragon vein, it is precisely because there is an air eye in this mountain range, to reach the realm of endless life and longevity.

However, there are many kinds of dragon veins, and the qi eyes in the mountains and rivers are all active, and they only come out once in 500 years. This place has an eye, the grass and trees must be young, abnormal due to the influence of the seasonal climate, and the soil under the roots of the plants and trees is sticky, there is no gravel mixture, and the taste of the earth has a slight sweetness.

According to the seven tendons and eight veins of the mountains and rivers, so as to find the dragon point. This dragon hunt must be done at the same time by two people who are very Taoist, one person is looking for the dragon, and the other is pointing points. If the dragon seeker and the acupoint don't reach a point, the emperor will sacrifice them to the mountain. Therefore, although this kind of work can make you rich overnight, you can also lose your head in an instant.

The dragon hunter went to find the dragon point in advance, buried a token there, and then the person who pointed the point went to find this token according to his own way, if he couldn't find it, it proved that this was the will of heaven, and the heavens were not beautiful, and this place could not be used again. However, the air eye will also move with it, and it will have to wait another five hundred years until it appears next time, and it may not be possible to find it.

The royal family attaches great importance to this, although it is the will of heaven, but the royal family does not think so, and you have nothing to say if you are not capable, and you have nothing to say about the royal affairs.