Chapter 112: Sitting cross-legged on the kang
I was stunned, "Who is this, we haven't shown up much, it's been ten years, who is still so spiritual." ”
Jiucheng smiled, "Master, your old man is a man of God, and wherever he goes, there is a light." ”
"Shout, now I have learned to bury my Niu Shanyun." Jiucheng hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't dare, don't dare, I'll go out and have a look, go out and have a look." ”
A tearful old man, with sunken eyes, dark skin, a few extra folds on his forehead, and two big bumps, the favorite stone mirror of the old man in the countryside.
"Oh, this, this, isn't this the village chief, it's been ten years, how do you know we're back?"
"Stinky boy, isn't this ninety percent, I just saw you go to the commissary to buy something, carrying things up to the mountains and mountains, I guess someone is here."
I heard the old village chief's rough voice from afar, "Village chief, your old man is here, come in." I went out, and when the old village chief saw me, he couldn't hold it back at first, crying and crying old tears.
"Oh, my village chief, we haven't seen each other for so many years, why are you still crying."
"You stinky boy, all of a sudden there was no news, I thought you were gone, why don't you look at your uncle."
"Time is urging people to get old, you see we are all old. Alas, you see, I don't even have a place to sit. The village chief also cried, which made my heart sour, and the corners of my eyes were moist.
Dayang is cheerful, "Shout, I'm still crying, is it Qingming today?" ”
Poof, I laughed, and so did the old village chief.
"I knew you were coming back, what were you going to do?"
"Cooking."
"What's cooking, hurry up, follow me to the house." When the old village chief was young, the guy was very picky, as soon as he was old, many people figured it out, people love people, and they know the preciousness of human nature.
"Look at us, we're halfway done, why don't you just stay and eat a little."
"Why don't you look down on me, I can still be the master in our family, hurry up and follow me."
Jiucheng glared at the village chief on the side, "Oh, I didn't see it, the village chief is out of breath." ”
"Bastard, what do you say about your uncle." Then wipe the tears from the corners of your eyes with your sleeve.
"Okay, is it the first time in so many years that the old village chief has been so generous, hurry up, don't chill the old man's heart." At the village chief's house, he greeted his daughter-in-law and son with what to eat, you think the village chief is really generous in doing this, I tell you, the village chief is stealing.
When he saw the three of us dressed like this, it must have been a success, his eldest grandson didn't get into college this year, and he wanted me to find something to do outside.
"Quick, this is your Uncle Niu, call Uncle quickly." This grandson is very numb, a typical rural boy, free and easy.
"Hello Uncle Niu."
"Hey, hello, good."
"Go, tell your father, make a good meal today, don't be stingy."
I hurriedly interrupted, "Don't mind, just make something simple to eat." ”
"That's what I'm saying, Niu Shanyun is an ordinary person, and he doesn't eat well when he comes to me, isn't that tormenting me?" This old guy, I really thought he had become generous.
At the banquet, the old village chief took out the bottle of wine I gave him back then.
"Shanyun, do you still know this bottle of wine?"
I'm a little puzzled, I gave away too many things, but it looks like a bottle for a long time.
"This is what you gave me after you ate at my house back then, I have never been willing to drink, today you are here, let's open it and drink it."
Dayang was a little excited, "Oh, this wine won't be for many years." ”
"Yes, yes, I remember, this is twenty years of Xifeng, oops, it seems to be thirty years now."
"So what are you waiting for, drink." Ninety percent opened the wine box.
We all drank a lot, and this bottle was not enough, and we took two bottles, and drank all over the place.
Drinking with your own people, it's really comfortable, socializing outside, drinking and having to be active in the brain, afraid of what others have to do, here, that's home, you can drink as much as you want.
Sitting on the kang, the meeting reminisced about the past and blew the.
"Your kid is my big one-handedness, your second father was a character, your kid was also a character, and your father was both a character." The old village chief hiccuped and wanted to vomit.
"Basin." The old village chief waved his hand, "Hey, I'm still okay with this amount of wine." ”
This old guy bragged again, when he drank with him, less than half a catty, he took my hand and wanted to sing for me, saying that he would not let him go.
"Come, full."
"Daoist Niu, Master Niu, Big Brother Niu." The village chief slapped me on the ground.
"Here, here."
"I'll tell you." I whispered to ninety percent, "Look, it's high." ”
"You haven't been there all these years, but, alas." The old village chief said that tears came down again.
I leaned forward, "What's up." ”
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"The people in the village don't have a place to ask for help." Jiucheng and I looked at each other, and Dayang made a cup of tea for the old man.
"This can't be done without you, if anyone's family gives birth to children, looks at the yard, digs graves, gets married, and all the joys and sorrows can't do without you."
I smiled, "Look at what I said, I am the only one in the world who does this, I don't believe it, and I won't be seen." ”
The old village chief slammed the table with his fist and smacked. "You know a fart, we can rest assured that you kid will do things, and it is fair to ask for money, some families are not good, not only do they not collect money, but they also have to be subsidized, where can we find people like you."
This is a bit of a conscience, and I paid ten times the price of honey at the village chief's house back then, so I didn't talk about it.
"There is a Taoist priest in Mawang Village, the next village, and the people in this village will look for him if they have something, not to mention the big shelf, the fees are high, and the poor people can't look at it, so they have to carry the sedan chair to invite, and the temper is still dead, although they are scolded behind their backs, you don't dare to provoke this kind of person, you just pay for it obediently."
"It's not easy to do what we do."
"Over the years, you have not been one or two things, although they have all turned evil into good fortune later, but, alas."
I asked urgently, "What's wrong?" ”
"Hurt several people."
"What's going on?"
"Do you remember that big willow on the side of the road in Niutouwan?"
"How can I not remember, when I rode on a tree and, you told my second father about it, I was beaten, oh, by the way, why didn't I see that willow when I went home? Cut? ”
"There is a young man in the village, who is greedy for gambling, and loses with a clanging sound, and this crooked idea is a hit, and I heard that the willow tree can be sold for hundreds of years, and it can be sold for a good price, and even at night, it was dug up."
"That big willow was poached?"
"yes, the excavator they hired in town."
"And then?"
"The villagers got up and saw that the tree was gone, Cai Guangming became the village head, such a big tree disappeared overnight, and quickly organized people to investigate, only to find out that the tree was resold by two young people in the village, and it was ashamed to say that the two young people were still a little related to my family."
"Later, Niutouwan had frequent strange things, the motorcycle rode to the slope, turned off for no reason, or hit the accelerator hard, but it didn't run, and suddenly flew out, and flew away towards the bottom of the cliff."
"The village sold corn the year before last, and the corn harvested were all old acquaintances, so many years in our village there was nothing out of it, this is strange, in that Niutouwan, the brakes failed, and the tricycle that came up collided together, five people died cleanly, and none of them were saved."
"Later, I knew that there was a problem with feng shui, so I had to find someone to do it, otherwise the people in the village would not even dare to come out of the village, Cai Jiangming came forward to find the Taoist priest in Mawang Village, known as Huang Banxian, you don't know that the shelf is big."
"When you come to this Niutouwan to take a look, you will need 50,000 yuan, otherwise you can't do it. There is no way, Cai Guangming mobilized the whole village, door to door, and finally got together for 50,000, Huang Banxian said that this willow has taken root here for hundreds of years, and it has already become a refinement, this digging, digging the gas off, this naturally formed a road brake, how can it not have an accident, and also said, there is a problem with the feng shui in this place, this is a lot of nonsense, and finally settled, picked a good day, made a mage with great fanfare, said that he was going to the road brake, did you see it, there is an extra monument in Niutouwan. ”
"Monument, why didn't I pay attention, ninety percent did you see it?"
"I didn't look at the house."
"I saw it, and I made something like a land temple on the side of the mountain, and it was there. I thought it was a custom, but I didn't expect it to be a monument. ”
"Yes, yes, this baby is right."
"In the stele is a statue of the third prince, saying that only in this way can it be calmed. Later, things were settled, the big things were gone, but the small things continued, my daughter-in-law was there somehow, tripped a little, and her leg was broken, and the father of the tiger in the village was beating walnuts on the mountain, saying that he heard someone calling him below, and he fell down in excitement, and his waist was broken. ”
"Later, Huang Daxian came again, saying that the third prince was not in good health, and he had to be gilded, otherwise he couldn't hold it back, there was no way, he paid money, and he scraped together 30,000 yuan to gild the third prince in the stone tablet, and then the matter calmed down, you don't know how to do the scourge."
"This Wong Tai Sin is really a bit excessive, how can he make so much money." Ninety percent said.
The grandson of the old village chief heard this outside and rushed in excitedly. "Who said no, Wong Tai Sin is driving a Mercedes-Benz now, and people can't look down on things in the village now, so they went to the city."
"Bastard, do you have a part in speaking here? No politeness, let me out. The grandson went out with an unpleasant face.
The old village chief took a bite of bean sprouts, chirped his mouth, took a sip of wine, and yelled, "Baby, the kang is frozen, how can people sit, hurry up and burn it." "The old man really has a big shelf at home.
"Master Niu, hey, what's polite to me, eat."
"Little brother, I don't even remember who you are." Dayang and the old village chief end one. "Come, one at both ends of our grandfather."
"I'm Zhang Dayang, I left Yangcun with our master soon, and I came to your house, how can you forget me."
"Oh, Zhang Dayang, look at my memory."
"Niu Dao Chief, Yang Village is bitter now."
Jiucheng and the old man also served one, "Don't worry, say it slowly, you see that we are all back, and there are still things that can't be solved." ”