Chapter Eighty-Seven: Gong Stiffness
In the evening, we ate food stalls in the shopping street not far from the door. The thin man and the marijuana are obviously suffocating, the meat addiction has made them lose their minds, the boss is crazy to roast, and he keeps eating.
You said Li Moxi, she also eats all the grains in the world, and she has been living a sluggish life for a long time, can she not make a girl greedy, and you must know that foodies are women's nature.
She is also afraid that the marijuana and the thin man will finish eating it early, and she will not have her own share, whether he is a lady or not, and she will talk about it after she is addicted, she drank three buckets of coke, and she ate countless meat skewers, and I am ready to tease this Li Moxi again.
Dayang is still a little unhappy, ninety percent of his face is dark, and he has to be happy if he is not happy.
"Got enough to eat and drink?"
Li Moxi nodded again and again, "Ninety, settle the bill, let's go." ”
Jiucheng suddenly touched his body, and his face was pale, "It's broken, Master, I didn't bring my wallet when I changed my clothes." "I looked at the ocean." It's always been my brother's bill, and I don't have any money. ”
"Then I didn't bring any food for you." As soon as the table was patted, I had already discussed it with the boss, I was a regular customer of the boss, and the relationship between the two had nothing to say.
The boss pretended to be a face sank, "You are such a large group of people, none of you have settled the bill, and you can't swear to eat poison, don't let any of you slip away today." ”
I said aggrievedly, "Sister Moxi, look, why don't you pay the money first." Li Moxi looked back at the two apprentices, and the two patted their pockets innocently, and they were really faster than their faces.
In desperation, Li Moxi reluctantly took out a small handkerchief from the sleeve of his clothes, which was wrapped in a few yuan, and the boss saw the money and snatched it, "Take it to you." ”
Li Moxi's face was not good, "Shanyun, this is our entanglement home, if we run out, we will have no way out." ”
The boss is not finished, "It's not enough for you to send away the ghost with such a small amount of money." ”
Li Moxi said timidly, "Why is it not enough, is this meal worth so much?" ”
The boss was topless and shouted, "You are embarrassed to say that you have a daughter's family, and if you eat so much at one meal, you are not afraid of dying." Li Moxi's face flushed, and Jiucheng and I were staring at her.
"It's like I've never eaten in eight lifetimes." Marijuana and skinny people are also stealing fun.
"I only have so much, if you don't help, I'll make up for it when I go back." Li Moxi said very sincerely. "That's not good, you have to leave something, I see that the jade on your neck is not bad, just give it to me." As he spoke, he grabbed it with his hand.
Li Moxi hurriedly took a step back, "By all means, this jade was left by my master, please ask the boss." ”
At this time, I was about to play in the ocean, and I whispered, "If you want to be a girl, you can't get on it yet, the only way to help you get here is to be a teacher." ”
Dayang was stunned at first, then shocked, and happy in his heart, so he went as a manly husband. "Hey, hey, what's the matter, a man bullying a weak woman." Dayang hurriedly went around to the front of Li Moxi and blocked Li Moxi behind him, marijuana and the thin man had already let me buy it and stand on our side.
Dayang is really majestic at this time, "How to drop, I don't accept it, I want to practice my hands." As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves. I squeezed the boss a color and asked him to play a little bigger.
"Hey, don't you know how many eyes Lord Ma has?" The boss also went sideways. Li Moxi pulled Dayang's sleeve, "Dayang, let's forget it." ”
Dayang suddenly turned around and said solemnly, "Moxi, your business is my business, how can I let you be wronged?" Although Li Moxi was a little shy, he still smiled faintly.
"I just don't know, what's the matter, if you don't apologize to this girl today, your matter will be big." I can't see it, in front of girls, Dayang is different in the end.
"Brothers, someone is going to smash the field, what are you doing?" Suddenly, the food stall next to it, fish and meat spinning, dozens of people of the same size as the boss of the guy, holding kitchen knives, flat poles, and fish hooks, all came out.
Li Moxi saw that the matter was getting bigger, "Dayang, it's too dangerous here, let's go." ”
Dayang smiled slightly, "Go, where to go, don't worry, even if I die, I can't let you lose a single hair." This sentence is a deception to the ghost in this situation, and the ghost is also moved.
"I don't want you to be hurt for me." This sentence came out of Li Moxi's mouth, the heart of the ocean was sunny, and the spring waves were rippling, it was really like this, it was worth dying.
The boss pointed to the ocean, "What did you just say, say it again." ”
"Hehehe." Dayang just smiled slightly, "Chickens, kittens, puppies, a bunch of rabble even want to make trouble." Dayang then roared angrily, "Haven't you heard of Mabang Road and Zhang Dayang?" ”
Suddenly, this sentence made the boss a little puzzled, but he didn't know how to act, he looked at me, ninety percent was in a hurry, and hurriedly squeezed his eyes. The boss is worthy of being a businessman, and he immediately understood, "Ah, it turned out to be Mr. Zhang Dayang, the younger brother didn't know that the eldest brother was patronizing here, and he dared to be so presumptuous, damn, damn." ”
None of the vendors in the back didn't know me Niu Shanyun, but Zhang Dayang suddenly appeared, and no one knew. The boss was anxious, "Why don't you go back, Brother Zhang is here." ”
The crowd rumbled and dispersed.
The boss confessed to Li Moxi again, apologized again, and sent meat skewers, Li Moxi found self-esteem in front of people for the first time, of course, he was also very happy, and went back with everyone.
And the thin man and the marijuana were iron-hearted with me, "You see that this apprentice is so famous, and Master Niu still has it." Marijuana stammered, "Who, who, who said no, no." ”
After eating and drinking, it's time to discuss business, Gaozhuang's stall is still a headache.
In my hall, the six of us are deliberating.
Li Moxi repeatedly begged, no matter what, I Niu Shanyun can go to the mountain, and it is up to me to save Li Min. I wondered, am I, a little Taoist, so great?
Jiucheng said this very sincerely, "Master, it's not that you have to go out of the mountain as an apprentice, but the apprentice is not talented, we can't do this thing, now that people's lives are at stake, if you don't go out of the mountain again, this will be spread out, so that the people of the world will see our Luanshan faction." ”
Dayang also said, "Master, do you think, how did the fame of our Luanshan faction get out, that is, to solve the strange anecdotes that others can't solve again and again, and only you can do it." ”
Actually, after I know about this, of course, I won't be so stubborn, and I'm also scratching my head a little, why do you say that? This zombie is no ordinary rice dumpling.
The so-called zombie is a countercurrent between heaven and earth stored in the throat of the corpse, so that it can not go up and down, so it dies without rotting, but stiff after death, once it is baptized by the essence of the sun and the moon, it will re-emerge from the world, because the body is stiff after death, can not move, so it has to jump as a line, commonly known as jumping corpse.
Ordinary zombies are just a simple existence, without consciousness, without thinking, just born bloodthirsty, and when it comes to a certain time, because the righteousness of heaven and earth is mighty, it will naturally fend for itself.
And this zombie in Gaozhuang is different.
Listening to the retelling of marijuana and the thin man again, the corpse was disturbed by the owl, the owl was originally a feminine thing, which caused the corpse to be cheated, but the corpse drank wolf blood and absorbed the moonlight, which seemed a bit incredible, and a bit like the best among zombies, hair stiff.
Mao stiff is mostly a great achievement in life, but later because of unknown grievances, vain death or unjust death, hastily buried, so that the body is immortal after death, if this situation is encountered, once found, before it is formed, a fire can be burned, you can get rid of the trouble, but once the tiger returns to the mountain, the consequences do not want to know.
The most terrifying thing is that Mao Zombie is conscious, and a conscious zombie is extremely terrifying.
In the record of "Qimen Baicao Fang" in the corpse transformation industry, in order to make himself stronger, Mao Zhuang would look for wolf blood and absorb the essence of the moon before drinking human blood, which would form the zombie king - Gong Zhuang. The gong stiffened the gun and could not be killed, and the fire could not be killed.
Now, in such a situation, it is a gong stiffness that is rare in thousands of years.
I promised to go out to the mountains to help.
I can only do my best to deal with the gong stiffness, but whether I can hold it depends on whether the ancestor blesses it or not.
"I promised to go out of the mountain." A smile suddenly appeared on everyone's faces.
"Ninety, pack your things and set off overnight." Ninety percent couldn't help but be overjoyed when they heard me go out of the mountain, but they were a little unhappy to set off overnight.
"Master, are you in such a hurry?"
"It's not that you begged me to come out of the mountain, but now what's the matter." Jiucheng swallowed the words he just wanted to say again, "Sister Moxi, my Luanshan Sect and your Qingfu Sect will join forces to work together for the Heavenly Dao, do you think it's okay?" ”
Li Moxi glanced at the ocean, "Everything is up to Master Niu." "I looked at it, this ocean and Li Moxi of the Green Worm Sect had a play, and I couldn't help but laugh.
Ninety percent of this stupid x actually asked me, "Master, what's so ridiculous?" ”
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Set off overnight, called a car, and rushed to Chengxian with high spirits.
Dangling in the car, Jiucheng Dayang and I have already practiced a good ability to get in the car and sleep, but Li Moxi is a little unaccustomed, and he is even a little sick, which still needs to be honed.
The thin man and marijuana muttered, "This, this, Master Niu, out, out, out, out, just generous, hahaha." Li Moxi glanced at the marijuana.
After a long time, I woke up in a daze, the car was still moving, Li Moxi couldn't hold on, and fell asleep in a daze in the back, marijuana and thin people snoring louder than ninety percent.
Ninety percent has woken up, and it looks like he's still a little worried.
"Ninety, ask where the master is gone."
"I just asked, there are still eight hours before Chengxian County."
"Eight hours? Then I'll sleep again. After saying that, he fell back and went back to sleep.
Dayang Ha Lazi dropped one of my shoulders, I woke up with a slap, and Dayang jumped up, "What's wrong, what's wrong." "Heads clattered on the roof of the car, !!"Ahh ”
The whole car woke up.
"Brother Zhang, stop for a moment, I'll go down and relieve myself. Who else are you going to? "It's dawn now, in this wilderness, I don't know where it is, I rubbed my hazy sleepy eyes, went down to relieve my hands, marijuana and thin people came down, only Li Moxi was still in the car.
For the sake of convenience, I asked Brother Zhang to drive the car forward. Li Moxi went down to relieve himself.
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