Chapter 31 Taishang Laojun

"Someone, take that girl back to the wing room to rest."

"No, no, no, she's fine, she'll be fine in a while." Director Geng hurriedly retained, "Hmm! Apparently the queen hated others for disobeying his orders the most, and several sergeants carried Xie Min up to the waterfall, loaded him into a palanquin, and brought him back.

"It's over, it's all over, I said what are you bringing her for, it's over." Ninety percent kept complaining.

It dawned on me that I had the ability to come and go on the water. Ninety percent of them are like me, watching the water ripples under their feet, but they can walk freely.

"You're welcome, share good wine and meat." The queen was on top of the waterfall, staring at everyone.

"Two days ago, someone took the blood baby from the well, and who of you knows who it is?" I squirted out directly, "Don't think that without the blood baby, you can leave, my Great Yan Kingdom dominates the world in the world, and in this underground, it is also the king, whoever dares to escape, I will make him doomed." ”

"General Shaoying, do you know who took the blood baby." General Shaoying is the leader of the undead legion that I shot that day.

Shaoying didn't say anything, a rattan came from the sky, and the leader of the legion was knocked to the ground by the bewitching, but actually evil girl on the waterfall, and jumped directly in front of us with his arm.

All the soldiers stopped their dishes and chopsticks, and the band was still playing.

"Don't stop, you eat. Treat new guests well. "The fat soldier next to me kept holding me things that looked fragrant, but no one dared to eat them.

"Eat a few of you." The dominatrix roared angrily, and the bowl in Jiucheng's hand fell to the ground in fright.

"What's the matter, shame on your face."

"No, no, no, you misunderstood, I was intimidated by your female threat, I'll eat it, I'll eat it." Who knows what the things on this table are made of, Jiucheng went out and ate two bites with his eyes closed.

The curator, Director Geng, and I had no choice but to pick up chopsticks and eat a few bites.

"Bring me out the thieves who want to escape." This dominatrix displays her feminine power above this waterfall. However, from beginning to end, I have always wondered, "This is the ancient tomb of King Yan, where is King Yan, and why did this dominatrix pop up here to make a fortune." ”

While eating, I glanced at the fat man next to me, and obviously saw that he was also trembling, "I said that although we are different people, we are all hot-blooded children, and we also stood up to pee back then, why was a girl pointing at this." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the soldiers, who were called thieves, dragged out and hung them with rattans, and several soldiers prepared to set up oil pots. 2

"Hmph, I'll let you taste the taste of this oil pot." A soldier took the arm of the leader of the Ghost Legion, what they called General Shaoying, and put it on.

The fat soldier next to me didn't make a sound, and I didn't know if he heard me.

"Hey, although you and I have different paths, I'll talk to you." The fat man glanced at me deadly, and it seemed that he didn't want to answer the question, and suddenly he made another shushing gesture, which turned out to tell me not to speak.

"A girl is a blessing, you Yan King." As soon as these words came out, the girl on the waterfall shouted, "Whoever whispers down there, bring it to me." The fat sergeant didn't move, a big rattan flew over, knocking the fat sergeant's head aside, and the anger in my heart just burned, the rattan rolled up his head, and threw it into the oil pot, and the thieves who were hanging were also thrown into the pot at the same time.

The oil pan suddenly tumbled and was fried. And the fat sergeant lost his head and fell under the water, and I tried to hold it, but everything was a floating cloud.

Ninety percent seems to be more angry than me, although his urine is not good, but he is also a man, a girl is unreasonable here, and after death, she also stops a group of ghosts from being reborn, beating this and scolding that, and jumping up directly, "Mom, who do you think you are, now they are all socialism, under the leadership of Marxism, advocating equality between men and women, even if the current world has improved women's rights, men have no status, but there is no such thing as you, and you men, look at your urine, it's a big deal to fight with her, Can you stand it? Yes! ”

I also stood up at this time, "That's right, all the undead soldiers, you protected the entire Great Yan Kingdom during your lifetime and made great contributions to the Great Yan Country, but while you defend the Great Yan Kingdom, you are also protecting your wives, children, your parents, and your relatives from being bullied, and here, why are you at her disposal and being bullied by her."

When the bewitching queen heard me say this, she was furious, "You, you traitors, come and put them in the oil pot for me." ”

"Come on, I'm afraid of you, even if I become a ghost, I'm not done with you, mom." Pick up a bowl and throw it at the girl.

Director Ma and Director Geng also responded. "You shrew, what kind of thing are you, show off your power here, it was the monarchs of the Yan Kingdom who opened up the territory of the Great Yan Kingdom back then, and it was King Yan Xiao who was buried in this tomb, what kind of thing are you, sprinkle it here, you call the King of Yan out."

"Arrest them all." This girl was so angry with me that she suddenly became a short and chubby old lady when she was irritable.

"Call King Yan out, call King Yan out." The leader, General Shaoying, also revolted and shouted loudly.

Although all the soldiers did not know what socialism and Marx were, their pride was aroused, "Call King Yan out." ”

"Okay, okay, you all want to rebel, okay, I'll let you all go to hell." The rattan in his hand was waved in a big way, and he didn't know how many heads were harvested by him. Although they are not human, if they do, they don't even have a chance to be reincarnated.

"Master, think of a way." Ninety percent still sympathizes with this group of undead legions, but for some reason, they were shouted at by this girl.

"I am out of the way, although I am not good enough, but today's situation is compelling, I will ask my grandfather to move the rescue soldiers with a life span of 30 years."

He took out a talisman and put it on his chest, and shouted, "Master Luan Mountain is as anxious as a law, and the disciple Niu Shanyun specially asks Master Zu to come out of the mountain to save the people in the world." ”

At this time, the sergeants had already revolted, brandishing broadswords and rushing forward, but this old witch had already become a spirit, and these armors were no match for him at all.

Heaven and earth are natural, and filth is scattered. The cave is void, and it is too yuan.

The eight directions are mighty, and they make me natural. Lingbao talisman, proclaim for nine days.

Qianluo Tana, Donggang Taixuan. Kill demons and restrain evils, and save people (kill ghosts) thousands.

Zhongshan Divine Mantra, Yuan Shi Yuwen. Recite it once, but the illness prolongs life.

According to the five mountains, the eight seas know and hear. The demon king tied his hands and guarded my Xuan

The ancestor went out of the mountain.

"Hey, why didn't you respond." Again,

Including Curator Ma and Jiucheng, as well as Director Geng, Putong knelt in front of me, "I implore Daxian to save the common people." ”

"Do it again." At this time, the imprint of the mountain seal on my chest became more and more red, and my eyes suddenly opened, and I was no longer me at this time.

"Demon, you are still doing evil after death, all the soldiers and armor retreat, let me Luanshan send the ancestor Yang Yunsong to see her problem."

"Hmph, Luanshan faction, I haven't heard of it, where did it come from." Master Zu thought about it, he was from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and he was from the Tang Dynasty, how many years would be missing.

"Demon, after you die, you don't want to live in peace, you are here to be a blessing, and the little fairy will accept you today."

"Hahahaha, just by you, I can be outside the Three Realms, not under the jurisdiction of people, ghosts and gods, you'd better not meddle in things, otherwise, I will clean up with you."

Jiucheng cheered for Master Zu on the side, "Master Zu, beat her, beat this old lady." Master Zu turned around, "It's not easy to do this today." ”

Master Zu drove my body and rushed up, at this moment, the waterfall cloud covered the fog, the water steamed, and a black dragon rose from below, the dragon opened its bloody mouth, towards the ancestor to bite over, the ancestor a clever dodge, the dragon is still chasing after it.

"Hahahaha, even you, a little fairy, want to descend to me." Master Zu dragged me on my chest, and the mountain seal was pulled out of my chest, rushed forward, and smashed it on the black dragon's head, and the black dragon was smashed and fell into the water, and a mouthful of blood spurted out of my mouth.

"It's a big deal, and Master Zu can't resist it." Although Director Ma and Director Geng have extensive knowledge, they are about to collapse at this time.

The girl threw a rattan from the top of the waterfall and hooked the neck of the grandfather, and the grandfather was dragged over, "The mountain faction is right, then I will let your grandfather disappear today." ”

At this moment, in the empty underground palace, a thunderclap reminded that the old witch was obviously frightened.

"Demon, don't take an inch, let go of my disciples." One was wearing a Taoist robe, holding a Taoist whip in his hand, his ears were as big as the palms of his hands, his white hair was fluttering, and he rode a green ox from the sky.

"You were originally the princess of King Yan who married the Di people for the sake of politics, but because of your ugly appearance and improper heart, you were snubbed by King Yan, you didn't want to repent, and contacted your people to poison King Yan, thanks to King Yan got Yan Xianyu, failed to poison him, and you coveted Yan Xuanyu at any cost, deceived Yan Xuanyu and killed King Yan, but unfortunately your life is thin, and when you are about to die, thanks to Yan Xianyu to help you continue Yang, you are so rebellious, the corpse of King Yan was thrown by you and fed to the wolf dog, and you also asked the wizard of Di to help you design this underground palace, causing this dragon-making and ascending dragon bureau, Let you cultivate into a demon after death. And loyal servants loyal to King Yan, you design a trap for them to sign the Book of the Dead and guard your tomb. That's not enough, design the blood baby seal so that they can't be born, what you have done has shocked the heavens, just wait for today, eradicate your demon. ”

"How do you know?"

"What do you think?" The old way whipped down, and a contract emerged from the old witch, which was the Book of the Dead.

"Legion of the undead, this old witch has become a spirit, persecuting you for a thousand years can not be reborn, this is really a dereliction of duty in my heavenly realm, I will go back and thoroughly investigate all the relevant personnel, and give you an explanation, this book of the dead is here, I will burn it in front of everyone."

"Yang Yunsong."

"In vain."

"Please lead the way in front of the bull and horse, and reincarnate them into a good family in the next life."

"Yes." In this way, a fire burned the Book of the Dead, and all the sergeants thanked them verbally, wept with joy, and departed one after another, led by the bull and the horse.

The old witch jumped like thunder, "I'll fight with you." ”

The old man whipped down, and the old witch fell into the oil pot with a swish. Lao Dao didn't say much, rode a green ox, and left quickly.