I said "um".

Depressed.

I don't know how long I'll be trapped in a cave. I don't know how long it will take for the purple-clothed elf to "come a while", ten years? Century? Or a millennium?

You won't have to wait until the gray hair is old, will you?

Suddenly remembered something: "By the way, Brother Ziyi, what do you mean when you said that you couldn't send someone to protect me in time?" Who will I send to protect me? ”

I didn't hear the purple-clothed elf answer.

I looked up, and I realized that he was gone. So he looked around and shouted, "Brother Ziyi, where have you been?" Brother in purple—"

Screaming and screaming, I woke up from my dream.

Since that night, the purple-clad elf has disappeared from my dreams again.

I can't break the barrier and rush outside, and I'm helpless. It's back to the days before the age of 100, when I ate and slept, slept and ate, and jumped into the hot spring to take a bubble bath when I was interested, which was super boring.

Bathing in the hot springs was my only consolation.

The whole person floated boredly on the spring water.

He closed his eyes, stretched his limbs, and became a dead man without moving.

Thinking wildly, he muttered to himself: "Such a day is more uncomfortable than death, it is better to simply go to the Western Wilderness Realm to chat with Emperor Yama." How do I go to Yama? Of course, it's a life. How can I die with a whimper? ”

Searching the intestines and scraping the belly.

Meditate.

He muttered to himself again: "Hang yourself, it doesn't look good." It is said that the tongue will stick out, and after becoming a ghost, the tongue will not be retracted, and the feces and urine will also be incontinent, and it will stink when you go to the Western Wilderness, and Emperor Yama will not bother to look at you. ”

With a big brain, I thought about what good way to use to get to the Western Wilderness Realm decently and attract the favor of Emperor Yama to me.

Continue to mutter: "Knock a large bamboo shoot stone and press it on your body, sink to the bottom of the hot spring and drown...... Well, it doesn't seem very good. After drowning, my whole body will be swollen, and I will cheapen the small fish, and I will use my corpse as a meal, and if I can't save the corpse, it may make my face unrecognizable and miserable. Hey, even though it's a whimper, the corpse left behind can't be too ugly, right? ”

All the ways to die lead to the Western Wilderness, right?

This dead end will not work, there are other dead ends.

I searched my stomach again and pondered: "It's not a good idea to climb to the top of the cave and jump down." If you don't climb high enough, you can't die, and you will be crippled for life with broken hands and feet, and the gains outweigh the losses; If you climb too high, you will fall into a ball of meat paddles, and the meat paddles will not be able to be collected as a whole, which is worse than sinking to the bottom of the hot spring and drowning. ”

This dead end was shot again and eliminated.

I continued to think big: "Is it okay to swallow stones?" Maybe not, swallowing stones is not enough to swallow and can't die, swallowing too many intestines will burst, and it may not be able to die a whining and mourning, the most afraid is that the stomach hurts so much that people are tortured to death, if you can't live, you can't die, and the word 'miserable' will not be so miserable at that time. The last option is to hit the wall of the hole. If you don't hit hard enough, you can only break your head and bleed, not only can you not die, but you will suffer in vain, and you will not be able to leave a scar that will never disappear; If you hit it too hard, your brain will splash out...... Duh, the scene is so disgusting, even if you become a ghost, you have to get up from the coffin and be scared to death again. ”

I'm so sorry.

Do I want to give it a try and die? Then go to the Western Wilderness Realm to chat with Emperor Yama?