Chapter 73: Please enter the urn
Suddenly, Long Aotian felt a trance in his mind, as if he was in the clouds, he didn't know where he was going, his feet were weak and his legs were numb, and his whole body was twitching.
So, under this unprecedented extreme sensory stimulation brought by Xu Chaoyu in his arms, Young Master Long was very shamefully hard!
Fortunately, Young Master Long's nature has not yet been bold enough to dare to stage a live-action movie in the 'Public Bazaar', Long Aotian continues to enlighten himself in his heart: "After I go back, I will punish this little prodigal hoof in my arms, let her beg for mercy tactfully, want to die, and understand the terrible consequences of teasing our Young Master Long!" ”
It's just that it doesn't matter if he thinks about it like this, when Young Master Long is neutral in his mind, Xu Chaoyu's sweaty and delicate and seductive appearance appears, and after summing up all the perseverance left in the rest of his life, Long Aotian reluctantly suppressed the evil fire impulse in his mind that corrected Xu Lanyu on the spot.
After coughing dryly twice, and after a recess with a chest and abdomen pouting to hide his embarrassing ugliness, Young Master Long reluctantly let go of Xu Chaoyu in his arms - these girls are so powerful, and if they continue like this, Long Dashao is also a little unbearable, and under the unbearable stimulation, he can't say that he will be born with a new yang, and he will shoot with his hands.
Xu Lanyu and Long Aotian can be said to be almost skin-to-skin, there is only a thin robe between the two, for Long Aotian's unbearable ugliness, Xu Da Beauty naturally feels clear, and can't help but disdain in her heart:
"Sure enough, it's a silver-like pewter spear head, and you don't like it in the middle, and you want to go to the old lady's show bed with your virtue? Hmph, I can't do it! ”
Although Xu Damei despised Long Aotian very much in her heart, her face was silent at all, and she still looked like Xizi was holding her heart and pear blossoms were raining.
Long Da Shao didn't know that his family had been classified into the ranks of 'withering brothers' in Xu Lanyu's heart, and after letting go of Xu Lanyu, Long Aotian's sunken and cruel eagle eyes firmly covered the old monk in Tsing Yi who was incarnated by Baiqi, and his eagle eyes were full of Sen Ran's cold and fierce murderous intent, and he said coldly to Xu Lanyu without looking back:
"Ranyu, you say, which dog thief is so bold that he dares to humiliate you lightly. No matter where this person is sacred, this young master will break his body into thousands of pieces, crush his bones and scatter ashes, and let out this evil breath in his heart for the chaotic jade! ”
Xu Lanyu waited for Long Aotian's words, and after hearing this, he stretched out a soft wattle made of condensed white jade, cocked his orchid fingers, and designated Bai Qi, who had been a soy sauce crowd on the side for a long time, Uncle Bai, sobbed softly and said to Long Aotian:
"It's this great monk! The slave family just wanted to buy the 'strengthening cards' sold on his stall, and before he could say a word, he opened his mouth and said that his own family was 'singing seven times at night, and a pear tree pressed begonias', and said that if the slave family agreed to practice 'great joy and Zen' with him, they would give these 'strengthening cards' to the slave family for free, and let the slave family know what is called the bitterness of the spring night, and the bliss of the world ......"
As if the door was not out, and the good family Jasper, who did not step out of the second door, generally took a sip, Xu Chaoyu continued to put a pot of on Uncle Bai's head, and said:
"Oops...... In short, this guy said a lot of unbearable foul language, many words the slave family can't say, and the slave family is regarded as a water-based poplar woman who is extremely cheap, worse than those prostitutes who laugh in the green building, I really deceive me too much! ”
Speaking of this, Xu Da Meiren's cheeks suddenly turned red like drinking fine wine, her head drooped slightly, as if she was not shy, and her hazy phoenix eyes gently glanced at Long Aotian, and then said in a voice as thin as a mosquito:
"If Long Lang can get rid of this person for the slave family and wash away the humiliation of the slave family by his contempt and molestation, then the slave family will be Long Lang's person from now on, and let Long Lang dispose of it."
The most is the gentleness of the bowed head, just like the shyness of the water lotus......
Xu Da Beauty's angry and ecstatic eyes were thrown away, and Long Aotian's three souls and seven spirits were immediately hooked away more than half, and the only thing in his heart was to immediately turn back to the love nest and turn the rain and clouds, so that the peerless stunner in front of him cried tactfully and sadly under his crotch, and wanted to die and want to be immortal, how could there be any other thoughts to worry about, even if the old monk in Tsing Yi in front of him was a god-level powerhouse, he Long Young Master would go against the sky and kill the gods to hug the beauty.
"Wha............ Good, good, good! ”
I saw that after Long Aotian heard Xu Chaoyu's words of dedication, he suddenly let out a burst of joy and laughter, grabbed Xu Chaoyu tightly, and gnawed on Xu Da Beauty's crystal and tender cheeks, like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and said with a smile on his face:
"Don't worry, young master Ben will strip the skin of this old thief and refine the marrow to eliminate the hatred in the heart of the beauty! Tonight, when you and I spend candles in the cave room, Young Master Ben will definitely let the beauties know how powerful I am, bahahahaha......"
Xu Lanyu in Long Aotian's arms waved his pink fist in disobedience, and gently hammered it on Long Aotian's chest a few times, in Bai Qi's opinion, the meaning of teasing and seduction was greater, and he could only hear Xu Lanyu use the kind of voice that made the man feel crispy, and said angrily:
"Since the concubine body is Long Lang's person, naturally everything is at the disposal of Long Lang, but the concubine body is in the posture of a willow, and it is unbearable to be conscripted, and I hope that Long Lang will pity her!"
Long Aotian listened to Xu Chaoyu's words, and let out a burst of incomparably loud laughter, and said "pity, pity, pity", and then Long Aotian walked straight to the figure of eight, and shook it in front of Bai Qi step by step, turning a pair of dead fish eyes condescendingly looked the old monk in Tsing Yi who was incarnated by Bai Qi up and down, and his eyes were full of ridicule and contempt:
"With such an old coffin as you, how dare you claim to be 'Seven Jiro of Night Shengge, and a pear tree presses a begonia'? The toad yawns so much, and he is not afraid of flashing your old waist?
Young Master Ben is in a good mood today to give you a chance to break yourself, if you are interested, you can quickly cut off your heart, and Young Master Ben can also be merciful to leave you a whole corpse, if you bother Young Master Ben to take action in person, you will be sealed in the magic weapon, and you will be refined by the fire of the nine demons day and night, and you will not be able to live forever! ”
After Long Aotian finished speaking, he stood with his conceited hands and pointed his nostrils at Bai Qi, all of whom were the top masters of 'invincible life is really lonely as snow', and did not look at the old monk in Tsing Yi who was incarnated by Bai Qi in his eyes.
"How many brain fragments does this person have to eat to be so upright? Wonderful! ”
Bai Qi looked at the Long Aotian in front of him who seemed to be just waiting for him to stretch out his head to lead the death and lead his neck to be killed, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart that his Laozi Long Lingyun was too predictable when he was named.
Xu Lanyu's conspiracy and calculation, framing and framing, Bai Qi naturally knew what kind of wishful thinking she was playing in her heart when Xu Da Meiren's first sentence was spoken, but the so-called praying mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches were behind, and Bai Qi had already started to blame Jiangdong in his heart and let Xu Lanyu carry the black pot for himself.
And if only in terms of superb acting skills and the way of deceiving gods and ghosts, if Bai Qi is called second, who dares to call him first?
"Duh, Xu Chaoyu, you whore has a vicious heart, and actually colluded with this Long Aotian to murder her husband! I only hate that the old man was blind back then, and he tried his best not to save the life of you, an adulteress, before he ended up in this field, and the sky has no eyes! ”
Long Aotian and the others only saw the old monk in Tsing Yi in front of him, who looked up to the sky and screamed like a cuckoo crying blood, Wushan ape cried, and the end was sad for the listener, and the listener was crying, and Bai Poked his finger and pointed at Long Aotian and Xu Chaoyu, with a bearded halberd Zhang, blood poured into the pupils, and the expression of Wu Dalang when he broke the adultery between Pan Jinlian and the Ximen officials, shouted at Xu Lanyu:
"I think about how kind you and I loved back then, and you once made an oath of 'the mountains are edgeless, the rivers are exhausted, and the heaven and earth are together, and you dare to be with the king'. But just because the old man lost his skills to save you, he abandoned the old man like a shoe, and today he is even more convinced to collude with this hairy boy to take my life, adulteress, you must know the cycle of heavenly principles, retribution is unpleasant, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, you are so deceitful sooner or later, the old man I can't accept you, the sky will accept you, farewell! ”
Uncle Bai, who incarnated as a roaring horse, after roaring these words, immediately made a posture of 'leaving the green mountains without worrying about no firewood' and 'I can't afford to provoke Lao Tzu', which seemed to be about to leave.
The expression, demeanor, and tone of the old monk in Tsing Yi in front of him are too in place, and the anger, sadness, humiliation, and helplessness of a miserable green husband who was abandoned and betrayed by his lover, lost his skills, and survived in the world, when he saw his lover marry a new love and turn his face ruthlessly...... and so on, all kinds of emotions are gathered between the eyebrows, eyes, nose and lips, and the expression is incisive.
After seeing Bai Qi's acting skills that can be fake and true, without flaws, there is no need to say that Long Aotian and a few others, even Xu Chaoyu himself is turning his thoughts at great speed, trying to remember whether his family has harmed such a bitter person - this is not that Xu Lanyu has a bad heart, but just like the old monk in Tsing Yi in front of him, he was eaten by Xu Da Beauty, sucked the marrow, squeezed clean and discarded, and left to fend for himself The 'reincarnation' is too much, almost countless, and Xu Chaoyu can't think of it for a while.
Seeing that Bai Qi seemed to have the intention of slipping his feet, Xu Lanyu almost subconsciously shouted at Long Aotian:
"Hugh is leaving! Long Lang must not listen to this person's mouth full of firewood, the concubine has nothing to do with this person! ”