Chapter 40: Fighting Methods
"Bean Cheng! I, Liao San, will put the words on hold today, if you don't drain the water in the fish pond, then I'll do it myself! ”
Zhou Xiaoqin and I went up the mountain under the pretext of picking mushrooms, and before we reached the fish pond, we vaguely heard someone arguing.
"It's my dad! Let's get over there! Pulling Zhou Xiaoqin to speed up his pace, he came to the fish pond, a month ago, the fence here was more than half a person high, but now it was washed away, and it was a mess.
My dad and that Liao San each took their relatives and friends to quarrel on the edge of the fish pond, and my dad saw me at once, and wanted to teach me a good lesson, but when he saw Zhou Xiaoqin next to him, he glared at me and stopped it.
"Doucheng, where are you looking? Hurry up, give me an explanation! Otherwise, I'll do it myself! The person behind him was still pulling a water pump, and someone was holding a big net, as if he was waiting for the water to drain up and then catch the water ghost with the net.
Doucheng is also my father, but he didn't have time to talk to me at this time, so he made a bitter face: "Mr. Liao, what you said is very problematic, this fish pond is my private property, and you have no right to drain the water in my fish pond......"
Although my grandparents are rough people, they trained my dad very well, and he was the only one in Doujia Village who was admitted to college at that time, so my dad has always spoken like this, and naturally he is not the opponent of Liao San.
Before my dad finished speaking, Liao San stretched out his hand and pushed my dad and glared at my dad: "What bullshit private property!" If it weren't for the Taoist chief telling me that my son's soul was captured by the water ghost under this fish pond, my son would have been lying in bed for the rest of his life! ”
"Huh, huh! How do you hit someone? Seeing that my dad was pushed by that Liao San, I hurriedly ran forward to block my dad, pointed at that Liao San's nostrils, and glared at him.
"Coo, you go back first, dad reasoned with them......" My dad was worried that Liao San would get excited and do something to me, so he hurriedly pulled me behind me and asked me to go back first, but my stubborn temper came up, I was really good at being bullied, this Liao San just saw that my dad was an honest man, and he couldn't say anything about him, so he was majestic in front of my dad, but my Douxian Gu is not an honest person!
Gently pushed away my father, who was standing in front of me, and stood in front of Liao San, looking fearless.
"Little girl, I don't know as much as you......" Liao San also knew that bullying the little girl was not good for his reputation, so he wanted to make me retreat, but I raised my hand to interrupt him.
"I'll make a bet with you, if I lose, you can toss this fish pond at will, if you lose, you won't be allowed to come to my house again in the future!" After speaking, I glanced at my dad and gave him a reassuring look, originally he wanted to stop me, maybe my firm eyes moved him, my dad nodded and said that he had no opinion.
That Liao San saw that my dad had no opinion, and he also thought that if he continued to make such a fuss, he didn't know when it would be a head, and these relatives and friends who called him would go back to their respective homes by then, who would want to come every day, so he also nodded and agreed to my proposal.
"Okay! But you've got to tell me what to bet on! "Liao San is quite clever, but he didn't forget to ask me what to bet on at this time.
Seeing that he agreed, I was relieved, and pointed to the Taoist priest at the foot of the slope next to Liao San and said: "It's very simple, since this master can know that there are water ghosts in this fish pond, everyone must think that he is a master of Taoism, but I don't think so, I'm sure this person is a liar, there are no water ghosts at all!" ”
"Nonsense! What do you know about this little girl? The Taoist priest was suddenly furious, didn't he smash his own signboard!
I looked at him with a sneer: "What, I said it?" Angry? ”
"If you want to prove that you have real skills, it's very simple, compare yourself with me." I took the peachwood sword that Sundial Binquan left me last time from Zhou Xiaoqin's hand, and pointed at the Taoist priest at the foot of the slope in the posture that Sundial Binquan often poses.
But my dad was stunned, looking at this daughter who had become a second stunned in his eyes, a little sad, how did he go to college and learn these messy things.
The Taoist priest still has some ability, seeing that I put on a Taoist posture of subduing demons and subduing demons, but I know the goods, and I also took down a peachwood sword from behind me, but I held it in my hand at random, the tip of the sword was facing the ground, and my face seemed to be smiling.
"Girl, your posture can only be put on against demons, and you are not allowed to think with the tip of a sword to people in the same way."
"Ahh I hurriedly put away my posture, learned him to point the tip of the sword to the ground, and scratched my head embarrassedly: "It's not long ago, it's not very clear, forgive me." "I have already scolded Yan Binquan in my heart, and I don't explain such an important matter to me clearly, causing me to lose such a big face, my Douxian Gu can be regarded as shameless to see Jiangdong's father.
However, the surface momentum could not be lost to him, so he clenched the peach wood sword in his hand and smiled faintly, striving to make himself appear more powerful.
"Without further ado, we're better than the simplest! Recite the Tao Te Ching! ”
"What?" The foot of the slope looked at me in surprise, as if he didn't understand what I was saying.
"Why, don't you dare?" I glanced at him disdainfully, then turned to look at the others, and told them the importance of the Tao Te Ching very seriously, of course, avoiding my dad's murderous gaze.
"This Tao Te Ching, but the basic scripture of the cultivation of people in my Dao Sect, you won't even know how to memorize this, then you will be completely exposed!" I wanted to point my sword at the nostrils of the sloped priest, but remembering that it was not appropriate, I hurriedly lowered the tip of my sword.
But the Taoist priest can't take care of these subtleties now.
"Tao Te Ching! This...... When I was a child, I had a good back, but ...... But ......" The face of the Taoist priest at the foot of the slope obviously became a little pale, how can this be explained clearly, you are a Taoist priest who can't even memorize the most basic scriptures, and you are embarrassed to come out and mix.
"How? Liao San, I'll just say that this Taoist priest is just a charlatan who swaggers and deceives! I am willing to lose the bet, and I am not allowed to come to my house again in the future! ”
Liao San also looked at the Taoist priest with suspicion, but then he suddenly played a scoundrel.
"Hmph, even if I lose, it's because this Taoist priest lied to me, so I didn't lose, don't expect me to give up like this!"
"How can you do that!" Just when I was furious because of Liao San's scoundrel behavior, suddenly a familiar voice came.
"I can save your son!"