The mountain cannon took a powder gun to kill the mountain leopard, carried the bird gun down the mountain, and Niu Gensheng asked the mountain cannon to enter the city as a guest, and thanked him for saving his life. Growing up in the countryside since he was a child, the mountain cannon has little knowledge, and the mountain cannon has caused many jokes about it. When you eat in a restaurant, you don't know how to eat lobster, you think you eat lobster shells, and you don't even order soy sauce?

The mountain cannon was full of wine and food, and Mu Xuncheng went to the heavens and the earth to consume, and the massage called Shuangfei two women to serve, but as a result, he was beaten and thrown out of the street with insufficient cash, which made people cry and laugh and couldn't help laughing? The mountain cannon said to wash his feet, and he didn't need a penny in the mountains? The boss said that this was a Fengyue place, a hillbilly! I had no money to go home*, don't come here to make trouble?

Niu Gensheng threw 3,000 to the mountain cannon, took him to the Chinatown sprinkler bar to sing K, after singing the king of K songs, and went to love the night book to dance and sigh beer, the mountain cannon and the woman in red danced with the DJ of "Night", a little hi! fluttering, for the woman in red and a group of underworld people to have a limb friction! Finally, Niu Gensheng and the mountain cannon pulled the woman in red to break through, which is considered a hero to save the beauty?

The young woman named Drifting Bird hugged the Mountain Cannon gently like water and hugged each other affectionately and kissed wetly, the woman went into the room to wash and change her clothes, and the Mountain Cannon sneaked up—Look, the woman in red took off the wig, had long hair under her armpits, a protruding throat, long hairs on her legs, and a dust root in her crotch, and stood and peed while talking on the phone?

Oh my God! Oh my god! What kind of world is this? Lao Tzu is not interested in eating bananas, Lao Tzu has never eaten abalone? My mind is blank, and I am running wildly all the way!

Niu Gensheng asked Niu Dayan and Marlboro to save the mountain cannon who wanted to jump off the bridge and commit suicide at the Jinjia Bridge, and went to the *night snack stall to order a table of hospitality to Enweng Mountain Gun! The mountain cannon ate a cow laughing and fried snow peas, and asked Brother Niu what part of the cow is so soft and smooth, and the wine is on time! Everyone tacitly continued to toast and eat and drink. Abalone, a pillar of optimus dog whip, bull whip, pig urine whip, river mussel, dog fairy triangle hole, eat up, mountain cannon said another pot of cow laughter fried snow peas! The proprietress whispered, the human fetal basin is in stock, today there are few cow girls, and there is a pot of cow whip?

As soon as the mountain cannon heard what the cow girl was, and what the cow laughed at, the proprietress said with disdain: "Hillbilly, no culture, the old lady is a cow, the old lady pees in the fairy cave to find fun, and loves to laugh, so it is a cow laughing! The crowd laughed!

Just kidding, isn't it a comrade brother who is engaged in a kind of base? The proprietress twists the waist of the water snake and has a big ass, and her chest is turbulent, like a city full of golden armor maids Fenggu career line!

Niu Gensheng asked the waiter to bring a cup of horse urine to sober up the mountain canopy? lest the frog at the bottom of his well be deceived again? The countryman has little knowledge, is lonely and unheard, and makes jokes?

Niu Gensheng said Brother Shanpao, wait - only open a Humen leopard room for you with a full meal, this wine is the art of cognac, the wine is a classic, and it is also a perfect tonic wine, and you will be revitalized overnight The golden gun does not pour wine, XO, chopsticks are crossed in a hole, understand?

oK, yes, the mountain cannon finally learned to be like Ah Q with a toothpick and burped drunk and fell in the Humen leopard room, in the hazy hazy as if a Chinese ghost ghost haunted, as deep and distant as water, can only be understood, not spoken? Everyone finally covered their mouths and snickered, the countrymen are really troublesome!

The next day, the mountain cannon woke up, saw the windowsill - a little bird singing happily, a women's toilet called Tingyuxuan, the men's toilet called the Waterfall Pavilion, and then looked at the leopard room Simmons bed named Caesar the Great Wushan Yunyu bed, the name of the makeup mirror is called Fengyue Baojian?

Damn! Fuck the dog, your uncle loves to roar, sister, you boldly go forward! I love to sing the big river flowing eastward, and the road is uneven and roars! When it's time to make a move, it's crazy and crazy to make trouble in Kyushu! The mountain cannon looks up and sees, your uncle's is another wine in the sky and on earth, right? A good place for people in the city?