Chapter 26: Breaking the Ground for the Coffin
At noon, the sun is shining.
The three brothers of Chu Nan followed Uncle Jiu and Master Ren to a grassy mountain, where there was water under the mountain and a cool breeze, so it was pleasant.
Ren Tingting also followed, today this girl wore a floral cloth cheongsam, showing her delicate and graceful figure, and I don't know how many people's eyes were attracted along the way.
That girl seems to be still angry with me!
Seeing Ren Tingting's small fist clenched by occasionally demonstrating to herself, Chu Nan was speechless for a while.
"Uncle Jiu, what do you think of this place?" Master Ren was full of smugness, and he swaggered, "Mr. Feng Shui said back then, this is a good hole." ”
Uncle Nine nodded, "Yes, this terrain is called Dragonfly Point**, the cave is three feet long and four, only four feet are available, one zhang and three feet wide, and only three feet are available, so the coffin cannot be buried flat, it must be hidden!"
Master Ren gave a thumbs up and praised: "High, it's high! ”
Ren Tingting walked up to Chu Nan, her face full of curiosity, "What is a legal burial?"
"It's a French funeral!" Wen Cai looked very innocent, and Qiusheng also nodded.
Ah Wei, who was next to Master Ren, almost didn't catch his breath when he smiled, glanced at his cousin-in-law who was not very good-looking, and hurriedly pretended to be serious.
Chu Nan was speechless for a moment, the French funeral is a French-style funeral, and it's really thanks to your brother that he thought of it, he is a talent!
Uncle Nine has been paying attention to the words and deeds of his three apprentices, and he was suddenly furious, and he kicked over, but he didn't kick it, and was dodged by Qiusheng and Wencai, and Uncle Nine scolded: "Shame on your ancestors, you have lost the face of your ancestors." ”
It's no wonder that Uncle Jiu is so angry, he is relying on reading feng shui for others to support his family, and he talks nonsense, looking like he doesn't understand anything, doesn't this ruin his reputation? Who will dare to look at him to see feng shui in the future.
Chu Nan hurriedly came out to play the round, and he also read a lot of books in Uncle Jiu's room, and he knew almost everything about 24 kinds of ***.
"The so-called legal burial means a vertical burial!"
"Dragonfly Point**, as the name suggests, the location of the cemetery should be in a wide place, and it should be accompanied by a water source, where the mountains are flat and wide, and there is water under the mountain, which just meets the conditions. ”
Chu Nan simply continued, "Actually, I also heard about French-style funerals when I was studying in the West. ”
Everyone was very curious when they heard Chu Nan talking about the funeral of Westerners, and Uncle Nine nodded at Chu Nan and motioned for him to continue.
"French funerals also require coffins, which are similar to our customs, most of them are burials, but there are also a few cremations, which are generally buried in cemeteries, a cemetery, maybe thousands of tombs. ”
"To participate in a French funeral, you usually have to wear black clothes to show solemnity, and you have to send flowers, we are here to send wreaths and couplets. ”
"Now that the deceased is gone, the coffin is placed in the church, where music is played, when the priest enters, the relatives and friends of the deceased give a eulogy, the choir nuns sing, and finally the solemn end. ”
Ninth Uncle, Master Ren was dumbfounded when he heard it, especially when he heard that there would be a woman singing at the funeral, he was surprised.
Chu Nan hurriedly explained: "This is the same as our custom, using suona to blow a hundred birds and a phoenix. ”
Saying this, everyone finally understood, Master Ren even praised it, it's not simple, it's not simple.
Uncle Nine glared at Wen Cai and Qiusheng, and warned him not to talk nonsense anymore, fortunately, Chu Nan found face for himself, otherwise Uncle Nine would really be invincible this time.
At this time, Chu Nan thought of another anecdote, and simply told it together: "In other words, in the Western country, a young boy was about to commit suicide, and the boy's mother found the security brigade, and the security brigade shot the boy before he committed suicide. ”
It was a bad joke, and everyone present burst into laughter.
Ren Tingting pursed her lips and snickered, she really couldn't think clearly, Chu Nan was young, how could she have seen and heard this.
pretended to be mellow and silent again, Chu Nan was also happy in his heart, and completed another task of [forcing is iron, rice is steel, and not pretending to be panicked] again, and the reward points were 30 points more.
Ah Wei hurriedly pulled Ren Tingting aside, "Cousin, don't believe these stinky Taoist priests, these people are making money by abducting and abducting them, and your cousin-in-law was deceived by them, you can't be deceived, you came back from the provincial capital and have seen the world." ”
Unexpectedly, what was exchanged for Ren Tingting's impatience was Ren Tingting, and Ren Tingting didn't even want to pay attention to her cousin.
Uncle Nine saw that the time had come, and asked the Ren family to worship the grave, then broke the ground and took out the coffin.
The coffin that has been buried for more than 20 years has not yet decayed, and Uncle Nine wants to open the coffin, when the coffin is opened, there are bursts of black smoke, and the whole mountain is covered with a cloudy wind, and a large number of flutter their wings and fly away.
Chu Nan said in his heart, the plot has officially begun.
Sure enough, the old lady Ren in the coffin did not turn into white bones, but turned into a zombie.
Master Ren and Ren Tingting immediately knelt down towards the coffin, "It alarmed your old man, the child is really unfilial." ”
Chu Nanxin said, you only said now that the child is unfilial, and the first thing your father will do after he becomes a zombie is to kill you.
The people of the country are all filial piety, and Master Ren said that he would not allow Uncle Nine to cremate the coffin, so Uncle Nine had to propose a compromise method and propose to place the coffin in Yizhuang.
It's easy to do!
Master Ren immediately sent someone to carry the coffin, and he took his daughter back to Ren's house.
When everyone was almost gone, Uncle Nine looked at the three apprentices.
"Wencai, you set up a plum blossom incense array at the mouth of the cave, and tell me what the situation is when the incense is burned. ”
"Qiusheng, you go and put a stick of incense on the surrounding graves, remember, every grave must be incense. ”
"Chu Nan, you have a good relationship with Ren Tingting, and you went to Ren's house for a banquet with your teacher. ”
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Wencai and Qiusheng were speechless, Master, you went to eat the flowing water banquet, so you can bring us with you!
Even if you don't bring it, you can't leave the two of you to work in the cemetery on the mountain.
Chu Nan really wanted to burn the coffin that threw the old lady, but first, Uncle Nine was not allowed, and second, maybe burn the coffin, and the second trial task was not so easy to complete, so he had to give up this idea.
He vaguely felt that something might happen in the second trial mission.
Sure enough.
In the evening, Qiusheng and Wencai ran back sweating profusely, and brought a stick of burned incense.
"People are most afraid of three long and two short, incense is the most taboo two short and one long, this incense at home, there must be someone mourning!"
Uncle Nine relied on this burn into two short and one long incense, and he was determined.
In other words, someone in the Ren family will definitely have an accident, and it is likely to be a tragedy.
The corpse undergoes a corpse transformation, and the first thing he does after becoming a zombie is to kill his blood relatives.