"I, old ghost, on behalf of a person only, kindly invite you, Mu Mu, to come to my house for a carnival feast during the holidays."

Early in the morning, the old ghost slipped his eyes and invited this heartless shepherd for the sake of a hippie smile.

Mu Mu smiled quietly. "Yes. Brothers. But I have two conditions, first, I want to be lively, there are men and women, dressed up to attend, second, I want to see you, the old ghost will perform a Yuxing show for me when the time comes, you can agree, if you don't agree, you can also pose, if you don't promise, I'll leave. Anyway, brother, I'll be there. ”

Someone next to him interjected and teased. "Yo, Mu Mu is really going?"

"A gentleman's word, stand up to the sky."

"But I vaguely remember a gentleman's words not long ago, and he didn't stand up to the sky."

Mu Mu snorted haha. "That's, that's, I think, then again, it's absolute force majeure. What's more, now the old ghost doesn't care about me anymore, let alone your majesty? Isn't it, bro. ”

"This brother is really dear. And this sweet smile. Ai, envy, jealousy and hatred. ”

"I call you a brother, I call you a brother. Call you brother. Call you brother. You, brother ... Satisfied. ”

"I feel like goosebumps are up."

"Class, class, sit down, hurry back."

This holiday is for nobles and others who grew up in the heavenly realm, and the right to go home once in a while. This time is also the most active time for the school, you can say goodbye to the mess of the school, recuperate, and have fun.

Most of the students in theological schools are homeless and have a place to go, staying in school to relax. Originally, the shepherd was one of them, but I'm afraid it won't be in the future.

The old ghost and his party pierced their eyes tightly. Mu Mu was graciously invited to the old ghost's house.

The scene is grand, the stage is complete, and the treasures are listed one by one, all of which are beautiful.

Mu Mu felt that he was crying in his heart. I pinched myself. Mu Mu's eyebrows lit up, and he tried his best to smirk at the old ghost.

The old ghost was full of red light, and excitedly pulled him everywhere to introduce him, and looked at the flowers.

Mu Mu took a folding fan today, closed it, and smiled. "Brother old ghost, I'm not interested in any of this."

The old ghost said immediately. "Also, there are a lot of rare treasures, if Mu Mu likes it, take it."

Mu Mu pinched himself again. "Brother, you forgot to promise me about Yu Xing's program. I said, if you want, I'll stay, if you don't, I'll leave. ”

"What do you like to watch?"

Mu Mu said something unambiguously that made the students present stunned and speechless. "I like to find a comfortable couch and watch people have sex."

The old ghost who has forgotten how to breathe, how to think about how to answer. He pointed at himself after a long time, and he stammered and couldn't speak.

In this situation, in front of everyone's eyes, his face is not red and he is not panting, and the shepherd who speaks honestly really has a brave heart.

Ordinary people speak high-sounding under the high-sounding and speak gutter rat words in front of the gutter rat. This man said this, and it was impossible for people to answer.

There is a word in advance, your old ghost wants to perform a show here for me, so to sum up, even the old ghost himself doesn't understand, what happened? Is there a Yuxing show that watches people have sex?

"Brother, you, you, you entertain me." I finally found my tongue, and I felt that anger pressing down on my scalp, ready to erupt at any time.

"Agree or disagree, I'm not reluctant."

"Mu Mu, let's discuss, okay."

"Then I'm leaving."

The old ghost really wants to agree, such a person, ten out of ten will be swept away. But... "Stop. Please stay, I'm not not not performing. It's just that... ”

"Just what ... Man, just order. ”

"You... It's just, it's just that you can change the program and let me dance a clown dance. ”

"No, I just want to see that."

"That's indecent, shepherd, haven't you always been very conservative?"

"Haha, I am the first person in the world of the imperial seal, how dare I be conservative. Indecent? Just kidding, you old ghost, the combination of spirit and flesh of the big handsome guy is not indecent at all. I'm a very serious person, so I'll recognize your perfect name. ”

Bear with me, why didn't anyone save me overnight. "Please, shepherd let me go. I'll listen to you for everything in the future. ”

"Is it so hard to say no to me?"

"I don't want you to leave."

"Don't be afraid, I don't have a trick. Simply refuse. ”

"I just don't want to say no, Mumu, I don't want to continue to have a bad relationship with you, because I like you. Do you hear it, I like you. ”

Hey? "Then you should show yourself for me." Mu Mu simply refused.

"I mean really."

"Me too. What's wrong? ”

"Then let's change places, it won't work here."

"Yes. I just need a comfortable sofa and you participate. Female companion, do you find it yourself, or do I come? ”

"Myself."

The friends who had been on the side and didn't dare to breathe finally breathed a sigh of relief and threw a sentence heartlessly. "Congratulations."

"Stupid, I'm not the kind of person who is in heat anytime and anywhere."

"Really?"

"Obviously, I often have estrus. Deceived many girls. ”

"Mu Mu, I'm really wronged, I haven't deceived the girls, those girls are, they were all sent to the door by themselves."

"This has something to do with your Yuxing show?" Mu Mu smiled lightly.

"Mumu, add me one, I want to see it."

"I want it too."

"You're bothering me."

"It's okay to bother you, we can watch and talk."

"Then we'll watch you next time. Good no good. I'm so excited. ”

"As long as you let us observe, we will let you observe."

"Why don't we get together today, hmph, it's not serious at all." Mu Mu frowned and criticized.

Serious? "Where can I be serious?"

"We watched the show with a critical eye. Where is not serious? Evil cannot prevail over good. ”

Elegant? "Big brother, little brother admires it very much, how can you let the old ghost work the side, you are a critical appreciation of the evil on the side. I feel a little bit like I think of the old ghost as a breeding **. Although I am happy in my heart, I have to indignantly criticize you for being too capitalist. ”

"Hurry up and find a woman, procrastinating, you are so hesitant to deal with national affairs in the future."

"Heroes, shut up. Daishan, bring it to my room. ”

Dashan laughed and smoked. "Brother, I sympathize with you infinitely, but I am 100% unconditionally on the side of the herd."

"Whatever you want."

Find the pair of the least disgusting ones from the flies-like eyes of the green beans, and...

How I used to love doing this. Shepherd alone, I can still accept it. It's miserable, and there must be something wrong. The problem at the moment is: How to find a woman who is willing to sleep with me right now.

The old ghost's intuitive retching. The feeling of wanting to vomit and not being able to vomit is more uncomfortable than when the bag is like a neutron, and the key is the pain in my heart that I can't stop. Sour, bitter.

Spread the word, I'm going to die laughing. But why did I see him leave without hesitation, I was even more sure that it was even more impossible.

With his eyes closed, he grabbed a woman casually, and the old ghost patiently declared bankruptcy. Said directly and rudely to the girl. "Let's go, get to bed."

This divine logic made the innocent girl even more incomprehensible.

The girl was taken into heaven crampedly. It's full of desirable people who are handsome to zero shortcomings.

Mu Mu opened the folding fan and shook it twice, waiting impatiently.

"Go, quick, go."

"There are so many people, I have no desire." The old ghost whispered.

Mu Mu blinked lightly, "I've prepared the medicine for you, just drink it." ”

More poisonous than a scorpion. "What medicine?"

"Aphrodisiac." The crowd shouted in unison.

"What's that?"

"Aphrodisiac is the medicine that takes the medicine to cause spring."

"Mu Mu, Mu Mu, you are really the first person in the world."

"Don't dare to be, I'm just more meticulous in my preparations."

"I gave up."

"It's not good for a boy to give up easily, it's not like the character of a strong person like you."

"What the hell do you want?" The old ghost began to roar hysterically.

"Brother, promise me. Together, we protect and help women's rights, and in exchange, I can do one more thing for you, today. ”

"Just for this? Just for this ... The old ghost was getting higher and higher, and his emotions were out of control.

"That's all there is to it." Mu Mu said calmly.

"You're here to get revenge on me for that ** party."

"You're thinking too much."

"No, no, don't go too far, stay with me today."

"That's it? OK. ”

The old ghost breathed a sigh of relief. Try to stay calm.

"Okay, this is the agreement between men, you promise, I believe."

"Why me?"

"The reason is simple, because you are the prince charming of girls. I'm too far away, and the white wolf is too selfish. The tabloids are too scary, Leigh is too busy. Only you, the only one who can spend a lot of time with women, are not far behind. Old ghost, even if it's for helping me, thank you. ”

"Don't be so polite, not used to it. I'll treat you as my friend. I hope you can ask me for more help in the future. ”

"It's boring. Mu Mu, the red dress is looking for you. ”

"Oh."

"What about you, old ghost?"

"I'm going to take a break. Tired. ”