Chapter 216: The Farce of the Hades Mansion
Zhong Kui's temper that he had just held back made Meng Po and Meng Fennel press back.
"Come on, call Niu Shanyun in." Yin Cha heard the order and hurriedly opened the gate of the Yin Si Mansion, "Master Niu, please." ”
Seeing Zhong Kui's black beard and black face, he saw that I was not lustful, "You all go down, this will be here today." ”
Meng Po is also with Zhong Kui.
"See Lord Zhong, Lord Meng."
"Come on, the sun is coming out in the west today, and you know that you are here to see me, okay, I won't bend with you, you kid knows that today's day is not right, and you will lose your life when you come to the Yin Si Mansion."
I was respectful, "Of course I know." ”
"Then you know what you're doing in the Netherworld." Meng Fennel hurriedly went up to block Zhong Kui, "I said that you have a black face and a black beard, and you don't know what your surname is when you wear the whole red hat. ”
Meng Po took a lot of good things I gave her, what masks, cosmetics, the most popular bags on the top, hairpins and everything I gave her, of course she had to help me speak.
You see, she doesn't forget the bag produced by "HY" when she goes to work, as well as the nail file.
"Master Niu, what are you doing here, tell me about it." Meng Fennel asked knowingly, of course she knew what I was doing.
"Don't hide it from Lord Meng, Lord Zhong, I came here today for the sake of the past and present lives."
"What life before, what life now." Zhong Kui's temper is not good at all today, and I don't know if he is pretending to show me, or what, I can't make trouble with him, he is like crazy at every turn, he is a tendon.
"Zhong Kui, Zhong Kui, you stop the meeting, what are you doing."
Meng Po said kindly, "You mean Zhao Yan'er." ”
I looked up at Meng Po in surprise, "You know. ”
Meng Po turned around and twisted twice, "I'm the number one on the bridge, the bridge, the bridge, whether you are helpless, or you have to help, you can help me, you have to go, but there are people, she didn't drink my soup, I want to catch her back to drink my delicious fragrant soup this night, but ah, I also have helpless times, for some reason, this person needs people to drink soup, no one can take the decision to bring others back to drink soup." ”
I was a little confused by what Meng Fennel said, "What about this person?" ”
"Cut, of course this person is Zhao Yan'er, the person who saved her finally appeared, it is you Niu Shanyun, I guess you also know that you are Li Qing in the previous life."
Zhong Kui saw that no one paid attention to him, "Let's talk, it's nothing to do with me, I'm leaving." ”
Meng Fennel grabbed Zhong Kui. "I said what kind of bull temper you dragged you, this is without you, how to give Zhao Yan'er's copywriting, and how to spend Master Niu."
I glanced at Zhong Kui to see how he reacted.
"What are you looking at?" I scolded secretly in my heart, look at you!
Zhong Kui pulled Meng Po aside and said in a low and eager voice, "Meng Fennel, Meng Fennel, you are getting more and more terrible now, why don't you tell me such a big thing in your past life and this life." ”
Meng Fennel looked Zhong Kui up and down, "I said Zhong Dabeard, am I from Nai He Bridge or you are from Nai He Bridge, I still let you know about this, what can you do if you know, do you still want to run to me Nai He Bridge to grab business?" ”
Zhong Kui was furious, "You're a calf girl." ”
"Whoever finishes the calf, who you say, who you say." Meng Po did not give up.
Oops, I'm just here to do something, and Meng Po and Zhong Kui are doing it together.
Meng Po sat on the ground and scolded, "I said Zhong Huzi, how many years have you been in this Yin Si Mansion, and now you are still showing off your power in front of me, you don't pee and take care of yourself, look at your own cowardice, black and unkempt, five big and three thick, and you can scare people." Before the establishment of the Yin Si Mansion, the old lady and I were the steward of the Nai He Bridge, up and down for two thousand years, it would be good to don't call me Granny Meng, a thousand-year-old rabbit cub, and kick your nose in the face, and give your face shameless. ”
Meng Fennel's mouth is really unforgiving, and the scolded Zhong Kui is blushing and has a thick neck.
"You, you, you old girl, I won't clean you up today, you really think that I Zhong Kui is a nest cat." With that, Zhong Kui took off his shoes and prepared to go up to beat Meng Po.
I think it's a big deal, I haven't done anything yet, those two are fighting together, what are you doing with a thousand knives?
"I said, I said, oops, hey." Meng Po didn't show weakness, and was about to go up to pick up, but I just went up to persuade the fight, and the two of them pulled me away one by one.
"I recruit whoever provokes whom, you love to fight, fight to the death, Lao Tzu doesn't care." There was something in my heart.
Yin Cha heard the movement in the Yin Si Mansion, and the people in charge of copywriting, escorts, finances, etc., came out to see.
"Hurry up, Lord Meng and Lord Zhong are fighting."
"Oh, I said two adults, but I can't help it." The old housekeeper was extremely bad, and finally under everyone's life and death, the two separated.
Zhong Kui touched his face, "Finish calf girls, your hands are really strong, you should lose weight." ”
"What do you say about the old lady, say it again."
The housekeeper grabbed Zhong Kui, "My lord, what's the matter, the two adults have been doing well, why are they fighting today, sir, you can say a few words." ”
"Zhong Kui, old lady, I'm afraid of you, come on." I grabbed Meng Po, "I said, Lord Meng, my business hasn't been done yet, my business has to be done, and you can fight two battles for three hundred rounds." ”
"Hey, I said you have no conscience, it's not for your, you still complain about me."
"Granny Meng, Granny Meng, I'm Grandma Meng, you can just stop, it's all my fault, it's all my fault." The members of each class in the Yin Si Mansion are all part of the fairy world, they fight and fight, but they don't come to Yin, no one is so complicated, it's over if they do a fight, it's a big deal to do it next time, so they won't die of old age and don't get along.
The two of them finally stopped, and I stepped forward and stood in front of the two adults. "I said two adults, I call you Dad, Master Meng, I call you Mother, Mother, Dad, you can stop, you can't do my business."
Zhong Kui glanced at him, "What are you going to do?" ”
"I want you to bring Zhao Yan'er to the Yin Si Mansion to find a place, I want to talk to her."
"What are you talking about when people are dead?" Meng Po was even more irritable.
"My surname is Meng, why are you so ruthless."
"Bell beard, who are you talking about?"
"Dad, Dad, Mom, Mom, stop, stop, stop, OK!" Both turned their heads away.
"Niu Shanyun, I did this for you, don't you just want to meet, the main book, the master book, the people." Zhong Kui wanted to charge a big-tailed wolf, but Meng Po smiled and didn't fight with him, is there any problem?
"Hey, hey, what's going on, here, my lord."
The flat plate in the master's hand has never missed, "Give me Zhao Yan'er's copywriting, let those people in the copywriting department prepare Zhao Yan'er's copywriting, and send someone to bring her to the Yin Si Mansion for me." ”
The master bookkeeper found Zhao Yan'er twice, "My lord, this is a person from the Western Han Dynasty, according to the year, it is from the same dynasty as our Lord Meng, this, there is no backup." ”
"What the hell, there's no backup, what's going on." Zhong Kui was confused, he couldn't do it now, but he would lose his face to Meng Fennel.
"My lord, listen to me, our Lord Meng is also from the Western Han Dynasty, before she came to this Nai He Bridge, this Zhao girl was already dead, and at that time, our Yin Si Mansion had not yet established a relationship with the Yin Si in various places, and all places were autonomous and not unified. According to the regulations of our Central Plains Yin Division at that time, all those who died in the Central Plains could be brought back and reincarnated, and those who died in other places were managed by the Yin Division where they died. ”
"Oh, why is this happening."
"My lord, because there was no such thing at that time, Meng Po Tang. We people in the Central Plains pay attention to dying in other places and have to be buried in the girl, otherwise, we can't stand the protection of the local gods, and we may be represented by the gods somewhere. ”
Zhong Kui glanced at Meng Po, and said secretly in his heart, "This old lady is really not an ordinary lord. ”
"My lord, this Miss Zhao died in the Western Regions, and she was also buried in the Western Regions, occupying the land of the Western Regions, and it should be managed by the gods of the Western Regions, but the gods of the Western Regions don't want to take care of our people in the Central Plains, this Miss Zhao has become a lonely ghost that no one cares about, it's been so many years, how can we have a backup of this person in the Yin Si Mansion."
"Then there is no copywriting in the Yin Si Mansion, how can I bring her back."
The main book approached Zhong Kui, looked at his ears and began to underestimate, these people are mysterious and secretive, they have been dealing with ghosts in the Yin Si Mansion, and they have a yin atmosphere, which makes people even more panicked.
"My lord, it's not that this thing can't be done, there is one person who can do it?"
"Tell me, who?"
"Since Miss Zhao belongs to the children of the public family and an aristocratic person, the emperor at that time must have a way to find out this person's copywriting."
Zhong Kui pinched his fingers and counted, "I'm obedient, that's Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty." ”
The main book continued, "Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty is a generation of Ming Jun, a strange person of the fifth generation, a hair thrown out of the dust when Jiang Ziya was a god, and after the reincarnation of the third generation, he finally obtained a generation of Ming Jun, the master of Zhongxing. ”
"Don't talk so much, just say what are you doing now? Is it reincarnation, or is it immortal? ”
"Lord Hui, now he has been reincarnated, and he is the new successor of the next Chinese nation."
"It's all reincarnation, what kind of calf are you talking to me." Zhong Kui's eyes widened like a ball.
"My lord, don't worry, listen to me, the reincarnation predecessor is in the Seven Heavens, although he is no longer reincarnated now, but his horse is still there, I heard that the horse is also going to be reincarnated, and it will be a generation of famous generals. But now we just have to ask the horse, and we know for sure. ”
Zhong Kui snickered, "You kid thief, yes, yes, it's really my master book, and this matter is handed over to you." ”
The master bookkeeper made a straight face, "Don't, don't, don't joke, that's the Seventh Heaven, how can I go in." ”
Zhong Kui smiled, "If you can't fucking go up, I can fucking go up." ”
Meng Po finally couldn't listen anymore, "You guys, don't fantasize about it, this thing can't be done without me, Shanyun, you wait, I'll do it for you." Zhong Kui lost face this time.
Yang Jian explained the things to Meng Po, and Yang Jian naturally knew what was needed.
Meng Po came back after going out for a while, glaring at Zhong Kui, "What are you doing in the affairs of our Han Dynasty." The horse has already been brought down, you go and take the master book to get the copy. ”
Zhong Kui was stunned, "No, so fast." ”
"What are you doing in a daze, go get it." Zhong Kui will be in a mess now.
After some twists and turns, Zhao Yan'er's copywriting was obtained, and the Yin Si Mansion could send someone to the Western Regions to negotiate with the local Yin Si and bring Zhao Yan'er back.
I, at last, waited for her to come.