"Wonderful!" Yin Zhaojing smiled and applauded while continuing to say: "People say that there are nine-headed birds in the sky and Hubei Yankees on the ground, which is true! Mr. Huang is really not an ordinary charlatan. No wonder I sent people to the Yellow Crane Tower in Wuhan to inquire about your personality, and my peers praised you: you are always anxious and wise, and strange tricks are repeated. Sure enough, it lives up to its name! ”

After speaking, Yin Shuai also pouted the corners of his mouth and stretched out his thumb to shake Huang Banxian, and at the same time shook his head and sighed: "It's good to act!" It's like the real thing, and the emotions are in place, at the level of an old drama bone! ”

Huang Banxian was dumbfounded, his mouth was half open, and he couldn't say a word.

It stands to reason that it is my highest pursuit to deceive the other party into believing it. But the world is impermanent, and now that the goal has been achieved, but you are trapped in such an embarrassing and dangerous situation, is this God's punishment for a liar like herself?

Gan Yifu smiled and kindly explained: "Mr. Huang, you really want to treat us as children!" ”

As he spoke, he took out a large folder from his bag, opened it and revealed the materials inside, and flipped through the pages to show Huang Banxian one by one. Teach him a lesson while turning it over: "Look at the marks carved on this rock, without the baptism of hundreds of years of swords, wind and arrows, how can it be this kind of quality?" He turned to the next page and showed him: "Look at this shrub in the rock crevice, it looks inconspicuous and small, and the experts say it has lived for at least three hundred years." Could it be that you have worked hard to get this out? ”

"You said you faked all this, how could it be! Don't be afraid that the wind in the air conditioner is too strong and flashes your tongue! Why don't you fly into the sky for a while? Ha! Ha! Ha! Gan Yifu made the final decision. Everyone in the car laughed too.

"The stone carvings were made by me twenty years ago with acid and feces, and the shrubs were transplanted by me. So how do I know what's underneath? Huang Banxian whispered.

"Of course you opened it and saw it! Why do you have to sobble so hard? Yin Shuai said to Huang Banxian with a sneer.

"Si Lei!"

There was a "bang", and there was a muffled sound from the back of the car. At the same time, Hong Zhixing let out a "hmm" and gritted his teeth.

Huang Banxian didn't understand what happened after a while, he came to the back of the car in despair, only to see Hong Zhixing's right leg on the bed showing an unnatural bend in the calf. Hong Zhixing was sweating beads all over his face in pain.

Si Lei, after doing his work, walked back to the driver's seat and sat down.

"Mr. Huang, there is a limit to my patience. If you still want to play like this, I'll play with you. Anyway, your apprentice still has a good arm, a good eye, and a good ear, so let's take our time. I'm not in a hurry, I'm not in a hurry at all. Huang Banxian heard Yin Zhaojing's voice coming from the front of the car.

"Tell me, I'll do everything to you." Huang Banxian wiped away his tears and replied in a low voice.

"Let's lead the way in the front row!" After Yin Zhaojing finished speaking, he opened the car door and beckoned Sha Pingping and Yin Zhaonan outside the car to get into the car.

After Huang Banxian and the others got into the car, they pointed to Si Lei to turn around and drive back in the direction of Hetou Village.

Qi Yunsheng hurried in the direction of the thatched hut while thinking hard about a good plan. He thought all the way, but when he got to the door of the hut, he didn't come up with a reliable plan. He thought dejectedly, "No wonder Master once commented that he has quick wisdom but no long wisdom." ”

He pushed the door open and looked in, his nose almost crooked. I saw that Duan or Gen was still asleep in bed. He went over and slapped the lazy man on the ass and shouted, "Get up, eat!" ”

"I don't eat it, I don't have an appetite. If you stay in Hubei, you will starve me to death sooner or later. ”

"You get up first, I have something to discuss with you." Qi Yunsheng looked at his watch as he spoke, and it was five minutes before noon.

Duan Hegen got up lazily and walked to the simple wooden table, rummaged through the food in the food bag, and did not move the packed leftovers, but took a fried vegetable dumpling and asked while eating, "What are you discussing?" Wouldn't it be a job again? I can tell you in advance, I'm not going to do heavy work."

Qi Yunsheng didn't pay attention to his complaints, and he didn't dare to tell Duan or Gen the truth. He just told Duan or Gen that Master was detained by someone who wanted to grab the mushrooms, and they would be here in a while. I want to rescue the teacher. But I haven't been able to figure out a way.

Duan or Gen listened while eating, and after listening to the joke on him: "You usually don't go to school and only know how to play, now you know the importance of knowledge!" ”

"You cowards who go to a technical school dare to come to me!" Qi Yunsheng said in his heart, but he didn't say anything, but urged: "If you have a way, say it quickly, I'm in a hurry." ”

"If you watch some traditional revolutionary films, you will learn a little bit of strategy and tactics." Duan or Gen was finally able to guide him once, taking advantage of it once, and it seemed that he wanted to enjoy it slowly.

Qi Yunsheng held back his anger and guided him: "You still know more!" You say come and hear it. ”

"If you stay with your master for a long time, and under his influence, you will just think of some clever ideas. Thinking about something simple is complicated, but it's actually ......."

"Getting to the point!" Qi Yunsheng couldn't bear it anymore, slapped it on the wooden table, and shouted loudly.

Duan or Gen shuddered and sneered, "Okay! Good! This means that there are only two common tricks used by the Eighth Route Army to fight devils, besieging the city to send reinforcements and transferring the tiger away from the mountain! ”

"You mean ......"

"That's right! It is to turn the tiger away from the mountain. Just find a way to lure people away, and then rescue your master. ”

Qi Yunsheng looked at Duan or Gen thoughtfully.

Duan Hegen was furious by him, and could only add: "For example, I shouted from a distance: Village chief, outsiders have come to our mountain to steal!" When those people hear this, they will come to see what is going on, and then you will take the opportunity to rescue your master. ”

After Duan or Gen finished speaking, he felt a little strange, and after thinking about it carefully, he suddenly realized, and thought: "Master, Master, where is this the story of the revolutionary war, this is clearly the story of Sun Monkey and Zhu Bajie saving Tang Seng in Journey to the West!" ”

Qi Yunsheng thought for a moment and said, "This plan is feasible!" After a while, we will stay away from afar, and when they arrive, you hide on the mountain road of the medicine picker, and I hide here in the grass hut, you see my hand, I wave my hand hard, and you shout, and run away after shouting. But don't shout about stealing or anything, but shout: Village Chief, someone has gone up the mountain to dig up our treasure! You learn it first. ”

"Village chief, someone has gone up the mountain to dig up our treasure!"

"The sound is too small, not shocking enough, be louder!"

"Village chief, someone has gone up the mountain to dig up our treasure!"

"It's okay at this volume, but with a little bit of panic."

"Village Chief~, someone has gone up the mountain to dig our treasure~!"

"Alright, don't shout in front of me, go to the side and practice."

Seeing that he had changed from a dog-headed military master to a coolie again, Duan or Gen walked aside in frustration to practice his voice.

Qi Yunsheng watched Duan or Gen walk away, and then walked to the side of the bed and took out a thick-backed sharp knife with a blade length of thirty centimeters from the back of the bed board, this was by no means an ordinary kitchen knife, but a heavy killing weapon with a blood groove.

He touched the edge of the blade with the thumb of his left hand, and felt that the sharpness was acceptable, and there was no need to sharpen it anymore. He took out some leftover wide sidebands and a bamboo pole from the corner of the house, and carefully carved out a deep groove from the end of the bamboo pole to fit the handle of the knife, and then began to carefully tie the sharp knife to the one-meter-long bamboo pole. This length can be used to slash in both hands, or to thrust forward. He was used to this length.