Chapter 24 *The Story Behind the Aircraft*
"No, let's go grocery shopping first, and I'll ask you to make a small flying machine later."
Small flying vehicles? Nari? Lao Tzu has climbed for so long 77, you are going to die, tell me the truth, I will vomit blood and die on the spot, God, why do you want to appoint such a black-bellied person to fix me, if you want retribution, you will repay my biological parents.
The world is truly wonderful ...
"You can only sit one person at a time, you go up and wait for us first."
Mu Mu was speechless at the simple machinery of this hat, and the pink shell decorated with neon on it showed that this was not the belongings of white, and could it fit his six-foot man at such a small size?
The key is that the small flying machine made by Lao Tzu began to encounter inexplicable turbulence when it reached the 20th floor or so, which experiment did not end in failure, once Lao Tzu sat on the aircraft and fell from the 60th floor, the pain was extremely painful, and it really felt like getting out of the way.
It's not a technical problem, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's ability to fly the plane, why did he fall so hard, wouldn't it hurt so much, is there still heavenly reason?
It is repeated defeats, Mu Mu comforted himself to be a hermit master, forcing himself to go to the next level every day, more motivated than the prostitute who fell into the eye of money, he is really going crazy, Mu Mu has been sleeping out several times, even so Mu Mu does not intend to surrender to reality, he wants him to take a bath or something under surveillance, unless he dies, he would rather not take a bath during his study than show his thin body with only bones left.
"This is the work of your mother, Lord Impatiens. Although the walls of this spiral staircase have devices that prohibit the use of magic, there are twelve points in time and space on the wall, and only this aircraft has the correct navigation to reach the 77th floor across time and distance. Bai looked at Mu Mu gloomily.
Mu Mu was dumbfounded, to travel 12 times to the 77th floor in such a roundabout way? However, this woman's persistence is still admired, and the huge amount of work that has been passed through 12 times is almost one brick and one tile, one grass and one tree to manually build a theological school, in order not to climb the 77th floor, this is also too persistent.
"Everyone has memories today, and if you don't explicitly refuse, I'll tell you something about your father and mother." There is a kind of rippling melancholy in the white, turbulent but reassuring "At that time, your father was a new landscape, because the influence expanded too fast and too big, so your mother took the initiative to ask to investigate, His Majesty the Night God and the Emperor of Heaven decided to let me and Yier accompany after discussion, one is to take care of, the other is to help with multiple hearts, your father is quieter than you, not much talking, although he is a concentrating body, but he still lives alone, he always looks into the distance, and does not listen to people, but despite this, the results are okay, It wasn't until your mother got all the perfect marks and showed off to him that I saw his first smile. ”
"Your father is very different from you, he looks good, his personality is also obedient, not annoying, all kinds of beauty, it is easy to make people fall in love at a glance, and the kind of wind demon will be made after a few more glances, so Lord Fengxian can't look at it, block for him, wave away those annoying flies, slowly, he only has your mother in his eyes, and begins to pursue frantically, because he doesn't like it, your mother even reduces interpersonal interactions, they always nest together on the 77th floor, at that time they are living in a world where only each other."
"Until one day your mother got a little drunk and they had a relationship. Although it is a big event when the sky falls, but no one dares to beak under the double high-pressure policy of His Majesty Gu Yue and His Majesty Qinglong, but your mother has committed suicide many times, because the holy woman is a position to serve the gods, and her lifelong career is to guard herself like jade, plus your mother swore to keep the festival for life in order to refuse the pursuit of His Majesty Gu Yue and Lord Bai Feng, and she broke her word and became fat, Lord Fengxian thought that she had betrayed her promise to her friend, so she couldn't live at all. She was in a bad state during that time, and your father was at the door, all the time... ”
"I know that His Majesty Gu Yue and His Majesty Qinglong came to visit, only to find out that your mother is pregnant."
Mu Mu covered his face and couldn't stop tears at all, the story was like a layer of dust, and now there was dust, even if it wasn't true, Mu Mu also wanted to understand that they were really in love, not only in the heavenly realm, but everywhere in the world there are many messy sex relationships, they treat sex as a kind of diet, so it is normal to accidentally get pregnant, so many children are born with their father's surname, because they don't know whose child it is, this kind of problem adds up to the surname completely loses its original meaning and becomes a synonym, in order to facilitate others to call it, It does not mean the relationship between father and son, but the relationship between mother and child.
Mu Mu has no surname at all, but Mu Mu comforts his mother to cherish his chastity, and his father cherishes his mother and himself, and although he is the product of their drunken immorality, it does show that they have sparks in the firewood, although this statement Mu Mu is really pitiful, but Mu Mu is indeed comforted.
Yes, although it sounds like a fake fairy tale, the herd reassures himself that not all fairy tales are lies.
"At that time, Yi'er and I went to temporarily act as the Night God and the Emperor of Heaven to deal with daily life, and what I learned later was not very real."
Mu Mu's tears fell, as if he didn't realize it, "My mother is not drunk with a thousand cups, and I can't get a drop of wine." ”
"Maybe that's why ... Bai couldn't open his mouth to continue, this was really cruel, Feng Xian felt that drinking wine was the key to making a big mistake, so he used magic on his newborn son to keep his son away from alcohol, just because it was so obvious, people knew that Mu Mu was not loved by his mother, but survived with some utilitarian purpose.
And she didn't take into account her son's situation at all, wondering if she had never cared about her son.
"The ship is coming." Mu Mu chuckled, I went up first. The moment he went up, he seemed to see the two people who were transmitting their feelings through this little machine.
In fact, when I heard that the 77th floor was the beginning of all the tragedies, Mu Mu didn't want to go up.
"Where did my father live at the time?" Mu Mu asked casually.
"At that time, Lord Huajian took him in and lived in the small white house, and I remember that His Majesty the Night God and his lover Mulan also lived in that small white house." Shiro chuckled.
Mu Mu's eyes lit up, and there seemed to be a set of puzzle pieces that were complete. "I see."
Mu Mu didn't expect that Hongshang came to him to tell him how to connect with the homosexual love body, how to intervene in other people's love, and even see how people have sex from afar, and also described eleven technical instructions.
Sure enough, shemales are all perverts, good-looking men are perverts, and the Global Gay and Lesbian Association is perverted.
This person talks more than me, Lao Tzu can't even interject, I'll sleep with mine, you talk about you.
Mu Mu still made an excuse for his mother's irresponsibility, Mu Mu imagined that his father and mother went somewhere for some reason, but his mother's temper was getting bigger and bigger, and his father was also angry, so he empathized and said goodbye, his mother hated his father's betrayal, and his father hated his mother's unreasonable trouble, which became bigger and bigger, and it was out of control, in short, it was better to have a reason, and there was no reason to be different from not wearing clothes.
The key is that this slut couple still dares to implicate their own flower tips to enter, more shameless and unforgivable than Yi'er, Mu Mu entered the dream while thinking.
If you don't quarrel, don't quarrel, how unlucky it is to ruin your family if you quarrel.