Zhuang Yu entered the house and took off his cloak, shouting to everyone, "I'm going to tell you a new joke, I'm sure you haven't heard it." ”

Everyone surrounded Zhuang Yu, but no one came in. Zhuang Ying is drawing characters on a piece of paper at the moment. Seeing Zhuang Yu say this, they all looked up at her.

Zhuang Yu pretended to be silent and leaned over to see what Zhuang Yu painted. When she saw it, she laughed first.

Zhuang Yu said: "Brother's joke is much stronger than mine." He laughed so hard that he couldn't stand, and he fell on Zhuang Xuan's knees. Zhuang Xuan pushed her away and said disgustedly: "You are going to die, and you are not allowed to freeze me if you freeze your hands and feet." ”

Zhuang Yu simply stretched out his hand and stretched it straight to Zhuang Xuan's neck, but Zhuang Xuan hurriedly dodged.

Because Zhuang Yu was making a fuss, he actually knocked the pen in Zhuang Yu's hand crookedly, and the character on the painting had a thick line skimming out of his mouth, and he was stunned to see that there was a beautiful woman with a face full of plum blossom prints, and there was a black beard on her lips.

When everyone saw this, they all covered their mouths and laughed.

Zhuang Ying said angrily: "The fifth sister is naughty, people paint it well!" It's not like you've been knocked off. ”

Zhuang Yu said: "It's an evil one!" What my brother said is true. Then he got serious, put his fingers to his lips, frowned and looked at the crowd: "Listen to me." I was just picking plum blossoms outside, and guess who I bumped into? ”

Because they saw her serious, they all wondered: "Who did you bump into?" ”

Zhuang Yu said: "Speaking of which, it's still the second sister and the third sister's house." Keep your eyes on Zhuang Xuan's face.

The corners of Zhuang Xuan's mouth lifted twice, pulled out a smile, and said, "The five girls can't get along with me today." She's done it again. After that, he took the golden hairpin from his head and greeted Zhuang Yu in front of him: "What's wrong?" This will stab the palm of the hand, and there is no old lady next to them, so I can play harder, and I can afford to accompany my sister. ”

Zhuang Yu hurriedly pushed away the golden hairpin in Zhuang Xuan's hand and said: "Who stabbed your palms with you, in this cold day, if you want to play, you can play with wet skirts and pick plum blossoms!" After speaking, he smiled to himself.

The crowd was puzzled.

Zhuang Ying came to pull Zhuang Yu and said, "The five girls are not serious!" ”

Zhuang Yu snorted and said, "I tell you jokes seriously, but you feel that it is not serious." So you say, the jokes are serious? If you're serious, can you still laugh? If you can't laugh, how can you afford to laugh? ”

Zhuang Ying was young, and she was amused by Zhuang Yu at the moment, so she said peacefully: "The fifth sister is serious and scares people. I'd like to hear what my sister just saw outside. said a bunch of them, all of them were serious bluffs, and I didn't hear anything unserious. Sister, say it quickly. ”

Zhuang Yu hugged Zhuang Yu, pinched her little face, and said affectionately: "The people of Manchu, the seventh sister is the best at talking." I'll just say it to my seventh sister. Then he lowered his mouth and said at the root of Zhuang Yuan's ear.

Zhuang Ying frowned and said because she couldn't hear clearly: "Sister, be louder, I can't hear it." ”

Zhuang Yu sighed and said, "It's over." ”

Everyone immediately laughed again, pointing at Zhuang Yu and laughing.

Zhuang Yu poured himself a cup of tea to eat, took a sip, and then said: "You said, you came out to walk out soaked in the cold weather, is this person crazy?" ”

Xianglian blushed and asked softly, "Who did the fifth girl say?" Could it be that the second master is here? ”

Zhuang Yu laughed and praised: "Sure enough, there are people who understand." I also said that no one knows the temperament of the characters in our house. She's amazing. This time it's not the second brother, it's someone else. ”

Xianglian said: "Girl, say it quickly, it's uncomfortable to suppress your appetite." ”

Everyone settled, and looked at Zhuang Yu with grunting eyes.

Zhuang Xuan couldn't stand this kind of ink, raised his hand and pointed to the girl who was looking at the plum vase outside, and said, "A few of you come in." ”

One moment, the girl came in. Zhuang Yu hurriedly got up, pushed the girl out again, turned to Zhuang Qi and said, "I said, I said!" He sat down and said, "I went out, but before I got to the plum tree, I saw a red shadow floating by." I thought it was the Red Plum Blossom God. I asked, 'Who is it?' What do you want to do sneaky? ’”

Zhuang Yu seemed to be frightened, and asked strangely: "Dare to ask if there is really a god of heaven and earth?" ”

Zhuang Yu said: "I thought so, it was the first winter and the first snow, and there were flower gods who came to scatter flowers." But unexpectedly, I asked, and the man stopped. Slowly turned to me, and smiled at me, I could see that face clearly, oops, it really shocked me......"

The more people listened, the more bizarre they felt.

Zhuang Yu said: "Why don't you ask me who it is?" ”

Zhuang Jue said: "Waiting for you to say?" You didn't say a bunch of questions just now, but you won't ask anymore this time, just wait for you to say it yourself. ”

Zhuang Yu snorted: "It's the girl in the fence bamboo garden." Dripping with water, wet and wet. You say, it's snowing, and she's still wet, isn't it a madman's joke? Ridiculous or not? ”

After hearing this, Zhuang Xuan turned over and went sideways, without saying anything. The rest of the people didn't laugh, Zhuang Yu laughed to himself.

Zhuang Yu asked, "What happened later?" ”

Zhuang Yu said: "Later, I scolded her for being a madman, and she was scared away by me. ”

After hearing this, Zhuang Xuan got up and said, "Scared away by you?" Ouch, the five girls' mouths can blow a day's snow, why don't you blow the snow on the ground back to the sky. ”

And so, everyone giggled. Here, everyone knows that Zhuang Xuan and the people in the fence bamboo garden are on the bar, because of the last big trouble.

Later.

Zhuang Yu said: "If you don't believe it, you ask them." He pointed to the girl outside. In order to agree, Zhuang Jue called the girl to ask. The girl smiled and nodded, but didn't say yes. It's over, let the girl continue to go out and guard the vase.

Then, Zhuang Jue pointed to the painting and said, "I can't change the painting." Let's let the beauty add a beard! There is an ancient saying that 'women don't let their eyebrows', so they simply responded to this scene, do you think you can make it? If someone loses later, draw one on her lips, it's just fun! ”

When they said this, everyone clapped their hands and said yes.

There are six dice in the clock, and the maximum number is thirty-six points, and the minimum number is six points. Zhuang Xuan threw his head, and the bell lid was covered on the face of the beauty, and there were dice inside. When you make a guess, count them one by one. At the beginning, Huiyuan, then Zhuang Ying, then Zhuang Yu, then Zhuang Yu, Yu Qi, Ayu, Zhuang Jue, Zhuang Yuan, and then pulled Xianglian in, and Zhuang Yu cushioned.

After a round of reporting points, when Zhuang Qi opened the lid, Zhuang Yu reported twenty-five points, which was the largest number of reports, and he lost. Therefore, Zhuang Xuan was so happy that she didn't know why, and hurriedly asked her to pick the biggest flower, and she had to pick the snow under the porch to cover the flowers. Handed over to Zhuang Xuan, Zhuang Xuan said first: "The loser sits down obediently." ”

Zhuang Yu surrendered and sat obediently. I didn't know that Zhuang Yu was bad, so he didn't burn her face, but ripped open Zhuang Yu's collar and stuffed the plum blossom into her neck.

Zhuang Yu wanted to refute, but Zhuang Yu and Zhuang Ying held it down, and they didn't move her, making her shiver all over the body and begging for mercy again and again. The crowd was also amused.

After the punishment was over, Zhuang Yu said: "It's not fun, it's torture when it gets up, and in a few turns, the flowers of the plum tree outside are gone, why not play a game?" ”

Zhuang Yu said: "How to change? ”

Zhuang Yu said: "If you talk about the civil and military conference, it didn't work out last time." If you say that you are playing at the moment, there are verses, no one uses force, and it is not timely, so you can't play. If you want me to say, it is still better than the points, and the first-class winner rhymes according to her point homonym, and starts a poem to help the fun, and the loser is punished by the public. Even if you lose, listen to the sentence well, and enjoy losing if you lose. You say you can make it? ”

Everyone said yes, so they played according to Zhuang Yu's proposal.

Restarting, still let Zhuang Ju roll the dice, this time everyone deliberately raised Huiyuan, after she finished speaking, everyone said high. This time, it was Zhuang Jue who lost, she reported thirty points, and Huiyuan reported eleven points.

Therefore, the winner rhyme is the "one" sound. It's time to come up with a sentence.

Hui Yuan let the girl pick a small plum blossom at will, and it was not very hard to toss the six girls, only printed a note on her forehead, and then, Hui Yuan said in his mouth: "Spring and Autumn are many good days, ascend to give new poems." Passing through the door is more exclaiming, and there is wine to consider. ”

This is Tao Yuanming's sentence, and everyone listened to it and applauded.

Zhuang Jue praised: "It's a pity that there is no wine." This sentence rhymes with the sound of 'one', which is appropriate. The sister-in-law has a good sentence. Look at the next one. ”

In the second round, it should be Zhuang Ying, Zhuang Ying pushed it to Zhuang Yu, Zhuang Yu said that he leaned back, so it was Zhuang Yu's turn, she gave five points and became the winner, and it was Zhuang Qi who lost, and she gave twenty-three points.

Zhuang Yu had a rare opportunity to take revenge, and he had already made a ruthless hand in his heart, so he shook Zhuang Ju into her neck like he did before, Zhuang Ju made trouble for a while and did not punish her, everyone knew that it was playing, and they all helped Zhuang Ju press Zhuang Ju. After tossing Zhuang Qi, Zhuang Yu came out with a sentence, only to see her say: "Just now the eldest sister-in-law came out of the spring and autumn day, and today it is winter, and the spring and autumn are winter, and there is one less summer." Why don't I add summer? ”

The crowd urged her to speak quickly.

So, Zhuang Yu thought for half a point before he said: "The momentum is Jiaoxiang Yanghan, and the power is a furnace." Forbidden city thousands of candles, the zodiac is a round of loneliness. I'm betting on the 'five' rhyme. ”

Zhuang Xuan sneered: "You said that adding summer, this stove, a thousand candles, that is, a round of solitary sun." It's not summer. Penalties! It's time to be punished again! ”

Zhuang Yu was stunned, and waved his hand again and again: "What did you say?" The title of this poem is "Summer is Terrible". It doesn't matter if the second sister doesn't understand, she doesn't even give the question a number? ”

Zhuang Jue smiled and defended Zhuang Jue, and said, "The fifth sister has done a good job. You should also say the first sentence together, no wonder your second sister is short. ”

Zhuang Xuan turned his head and asked Zhuang Ying, "What is that first sentence?" ”

Zhuang Ying said shyly: "Hehewen fan, it's a hot summer." The fire is mighty and wild, and the scenery is far away. ”

Zhuang Yu said proudly: "Fortunately, the third sister understands, I thought that only I knew Zhang Shuibu!" ”

Zhuang Ying said: "That's a big disciple of Hanmen, those who have read the book, I'm afraid everyone knows it!" The fifth sister used poetry to laugh at us. Zhang Wang Lefu, you said Zhang Ji, someone will come out of Wang Jian later, look at your shame or not. ”

Zhuang Yu covered his mouth and smiled, no longer matched.

Down, Yu Qi scored eight points and won, and the loser was Zhuang Jue. According to the rules, Zhuang Jue had a nose, and Zhuang Ju and Zhuang Yu took a pen and added two whiskers. Later, everyone urged Yu Qi to take Wang Jian's sentence and scold Zhuang Yu's Zhang Ji who had just come out.

Yu Qi smiled indifferently and only said: "Wang Jian's Yuefu poems are different from others, they are white descriptions, and I am afraid it will be difficult for me to catch his rhyme." Besides, this 'eight' rhyme is really not easy to do. ”

Ayu laughed on the side, and when she said that, she took her hand and wrote a word on the palm of her hand. When everyone saw Ayu's prompt, they protested. Ayu said: "Why bother to be Miss Qi. This 'eight' rhyme is really difficult to understand, and it has to be built by Wang Jian, thinking about it, in Wang Jian's masterpieces, few have this rhyme. ”

Zhuang Yu smiled: "Miss Yu said it was difficult, and you reminded her again." It can be seen that there is, there is, there is, and we know that it is said. ”

Ayu didn't say anything, and pushed Yu Qi a little.

Yu Qi snorted, laughed, and said: "The white arboreal crow in the atrium, the cold dew is silent and wet osmanthus." Tonight, the moon is bright, and I don't know who is thinking about it in autumn? Indeed, it is the 'eight' sound. If it weren't for the Jade Girl's prompt, I really wouldn't have thought of it. In this game, I admit defeat. ”

Zhuang Jue said: "How about admitting defeat?" ”

Yu Qi said: "I'll brand it back for you." ”

Everyone scrambled to say that everyone should be branded together to relieve hatred, who is called cheating? So, everyone tossed and made trouble together, and Ayu saw that it was not good, so he said that he was also involved in cheating, and he wanted to punish even his own piece of fairness. There was a fuss.

Zhuang Jue said: "If you want to talk about cheating, you have to punish the two of them for each coming up with a 'eight' rhyme." ”

And they all said yes, and they punished him.

Yu Qi was slightly contemplative, Ayu had it first, and said: "Jing people cry beautiful jade, Lu Sue is sad and gourd." ”

Ayu came out of Li Bai's "Early Autumn Gift to Pei Seventeen Zhongkan" in the Tang Dynasty. When everyone heard this, they felt a little sad, and they all looked sad. After reading it, Ayu smiled and said to Yu Qi: "Is the girl there?" ”

Yu Qi nodded and responded: "The corridor is surrounded by green curtains, and there is no noise in the depths of the forbidden forest. The boundary opens the sun shadow and pity the window paper, piercing through the moss marks and evil bamboo shoots. The first night in the west should be for dew tea, and the small pond is cold and wants to freeze flowers. Xie Gongwei is deep, and he still praises the wins and losses. ”

After listening to this, Zhuang Ying said, "Whose sentence is this?" It sounds familiar, but I can't remember where I read it. ”

Zhuang Yu said: "I haven't heard of it either, could it be that Sister Qi is nonsense herself?" It is also very meaningful, and the "small pond is cold and wants to freeze flowers" will bring the snow scene outside to life. ”

Zhuang Yu said: "Sister Qi's talent must be above us, if I say that my sister does it herself, I am afraid it will be even better than this." Although I don't read much poetry and books on weekdays, there is a book in the master's study, and there is this sentence in the book. When I was a child, I read it, and I vaguely remember that it was the sentence of the generalissimo of the world's soldiers and horses, King Zhongyi. I don't know if it's yes or no? I hope my sister will advise. ”

Yu Qi said: "How dare you." I also remembered it for a while, so I just said it casually. I don't forget which dynasty and generation did it. ”

When they had heard this, they all began to think about it.

After that, Huiyuan smiled faintly and motioned for the girl to add hot tea to everyone. At the same time, she said: "I just had the courage to say a word." The sentence that the girl said, if I guessed correctly, is the pen and ink sentence of Jiuwang Qian Yu. ”

Zhuang Yu was puzzled: "Who is this Qian Yu?" ”

Huiyuan said without thinking: "In the troubled times of the Later Jin Dynasty, Qian Yu ascended to the throne. He is a virtuous king. It is very popular with the people of the world, and it is recorded in the history books that it is said that 'the people cultivate the land without endowment', and he praised him for his hard work. Later, when Zhou Guangshun was in the past, due to the difficulties and chaos of the world, the people's livelihood withered, starvation was everywhere, and the sky was full of mourning, and ruthless parents sold their children cheaply to survive. After Qian Yu learned about it, he ordered the return of Su Silk to return to his parents, and opened a warehouse to provide relief to alleviate the disaster. When he went to Taiping to rejuvenate the country, he knew the current affairs and sent troops to help Zhao Song seek the south of the Yangtze River, so he won meritorious service, and King Zhao named him the generalissimo of the world's soldiers and horses. Later, he returned to the Zhao Song Sect. The girl's sentence just now came from "Made in the Palace" in Qian Li's poetry letter. ”

Zhuang Jue praised: "In this way, he is still a good emperor." I wonder what happened to him? ”

Hui Yuan said with a smile: "In ancient times, talented and beautiful women were all ill-fated. Why should the third master worry about this and make himself unhappy. It's good to receive one or two points from them, and we listen to the entertainment, and when we get to the bottom of it, we are afraid of hurting our minds. ”

Zhuang Jue still refused to give up, and took Yu Qi's hand and asked, "I want to know, what will happen to this virtuous king after that?" Sister, you can say his sentences, this person must be very legendary. ”

Yu Qi sighed softly and looked out. At this time, the snow outside was getting heavier and heavier, and the bottle containing the plum blossoms stood in the courtyard, and the snowflakes fell on the petals one after another, as if they could make a sound. Look at the flowers, and a few months ago on the mountain of the plum blossoms on the mountain of the Xianyuan Nunnery is very similar, especially the color, red, green, bones, as if through the flower branches, and can return to the Xianyuan Nunnery, see Bojing Lao Ni in the torch night spurting blood.

Zhuang Ying and the others were stunned because they saw Yu Yu, and urged her again and again.

Yu Qi was awakened and said, "Grandma just mentioned it, I remembered." Isn't it just Qian Li. If you talk about what happened to him, it is a bit of a snow scene that hurts the outside. It's good not to say. ”

Zhuang Qi sighed: "What do I say, it's really not that a family doesn't enter the door." Look at the five girls who just came in and didn't have serious jokes, and the girls got out of school and walked eighty or ninety percent. If you want to say it, you can say it all, this time you will say half and leave half and hang the person. Then he took Huiyuan's hand and begged: "Sister-in-law, grandmother, don't say it, let's listen to you." ”

Huiyuan's face turned red, and the rest of the world was not.

Yu Qi walked over, saluted Huiyuan, and said, "If not, please ask your sister-in-law to say it!" ”

Hui Yuan was respected, and said with a red face and a smile: "That Qian Yu returned to Zhao Song, and when he was on his sixtieth birthday, Song Taizong sent someone to congratulate him, but I don't know what happened on the night of his birthday, and he died violently." Later, some people said that it was the royal family of the Song Dynasty who could not tolerate him, so they let him die. And because of his meritorious service to Song, he chased the nickname 'Zhongyi'. ”

Ah Yu listened very affectionately, and couldn't help but say: "Most talents are jealous, and King Jun will not end well." That's really the case. It's a pity that I don't know where he was buried later, but there is a tombstone for future generations to pay tribute to? ”

Huiyuan shook his head: "It's also recorded in the book, it's not very true, how can it be investigated." ”

Yu Qi said: "If you believe in it, there is also it. It is recorded in the book that it is said to be buried in Luoyang, and it is also said to be buried in Linhai Yucang Mountain. There is no real test. I think that his body is immortal, and it is unknown whether he is condensed in the Leifeng Pagoda. ”

Saying this, the crowd suddenly became interested. He also asked Qian Yu what his relationship was with the White Snake.

Yu Qi said: "Throughout the ages, the ancient building tower, the archway fairy road, mostly built for the memory of the old people. If Leifeng Pagoda is related to the White Snake, it is too legendary and narrow-minded. It is said in a book that it was a tower built by Qian Yu for his favorite concubine Huangfei, which was used to enjoy the West Lake. The Nine Kings are temperamental, and I would like to believe that he will be buried in the Leifeng Pagoda after his death. ”

Zhuang Yu clapped his hands and said: "So Leifeng Pagoda is down, there is no white snake, it should be rich." There has to be a yellow lady. They ascended to immortality together, and after that, the white snake dove occupied the magpie's nest, and the water filled the golden mountain. It makes sense that way. ”

As a result, everyone praised Zhuang Yu for his good connection.

Then, everyone played a few more rounds and picked the bottle of plum blossoms before resting. Because the snow was heavy, a yard was accumulated, and everyone wanted to go out for a snowball fight, and then the Cao family called someone to pass the word and let the Zhuang sisters go back, so the two sisters left first.

Before the two left, Zhuang Jue's little maid came back to life and Zhuang Pu's little maid Caitong came to pass the word, saying that the second master was looking for a jade girl.

Zhuang Jue asked: "Call the second master, the jade girl stayed to eat and drink." Later, grandma will set up wine here to enjoy the snow. ”

Fusheng said: "Don't embarrass him, the second master gave a death order to the rich boy, saying that he couldn't invite back the jade girl, so he took off his clothes and rolled into the snow." I can't just ask for a rich boy to come. ”

Zhuang Jue said "ouch" and said: "You can't hear what I tell you to do every day, the second master calls you like a military order, if you are willing to vote under him, just learn from Qian Yu, so as to give you an end." ”

Fusheng didn't understand the reason, just scratched his head and laughed.

Therefore, Xianglian asked: "What is the second master looking for the jade girl?" ”

Cai Tong said: "Said that Mr. Guan is coming back, let Miss Yu go back." ”

When Ayu heard this, she was overjoyed and didn't wait for the people inside to speak. She hurriedly lifted her skirt to go out.

Zhuang Yu hurriedly grabbed Ayu, untied the cloak behind him, surrounded Ayu, and said, "Sister, slow down, it's slippery outside." ”

Ayu didn't refuse, thanked Zhuang Yu deeply, and stepped out to pull the rich boy away.

The people in the house were worried that Ayu would slip in, so they all went out with them.

Outside the door, snow was flying.

On the ground, white and silver makeup. A shoe print is deep and shallow, stretching outward.

Several people looked at each other for a while. Yu Qi said in a voice: "After coming for such a long time, we should also go back." ”

Zhuang Jue grabbed Yu Qi, turned around and asked Huiyuan: "Does my sister-in-law have an umbrella?" ”

Hui Yuan is slightly embarrassed, only a few days after getting married? I really don't know if there is anything, so I turned my head to look at the girl. The girl signaled and looked for it. After a while, I brought a few oil-paper umbrellas. One was handed to Zhuang Yu, one was handed to Sanxi, one was handed to Zhuang Yu's girl, one was given to Xianglian, and one was given to Zhuang Yu's girl to be silent.

Because he was afraid of the cold, Huiyuan called the girl to instruct: "Go and bring the uncle's cloak and put it on the third master." The girl listened and went to look for it.

Zhuang Ying was embarrassed to take it, so he said: "Sister-in-law, don't bother, it's only a few steps, and it's not cold for me." ”

Saying that, he went out first. Then, the girls of the first few people came out and opened the umbrella first, and each welcomed their respective girls out.

Yu Qi was behind, and watched the rest of the people go out, before giving Huiyuan a return gift, and then said: "Grandma is free, come to Jinghua Xie and sit." ”

Huiyuan's face was ruddy, her heart shook slightly, she bowed her head and saluted, and said softly: "Girl be careful on the road." ”

Yu Qi nodded and smiled, and went out.

Out of the courtyard, Sanxi whispered viciously beside him: "What a big grandmother, who wants to serve tea and pour water for the girl a few days ago!" ”

Yu Qi lowered his eyes to look at Sanxi and said, "Such a big snow, it can't suppress your fire." Go back, don't talk nonsense. ”

Sanxi snorted: "The next time I set up the table, I won't come here as a vegetarian girl." I don't see it horizontally and vertically, and I don't feel upset. ”

Yu Qi smiled lightly and ignored her. Didn't I think in my heart: This big banquet in Dongfu, Zi has never come, Sanxi does not come, how can he parry it alone?

Thinking about it in the end, I don't know what Huiyuan's grandmother means, and she always holds her identity. After getting along with each other in the park today, Yu Qi looked at Hui Yuan's farewell and felt that she had her own details.