Chapter 6 Two fools are talented
Luo Sanshui came out of his mind, and then quickly caught up with the beggar and stopped in front of him.
The beggar was shocked, so he shrank back, looked at Luo Sanshui timidly, and said inarticulately: "The second fool didn't steal your chicken, why did you catch the second fool." ”
Luo Sanshui frowned, and the beggar suddenly sat on the ground, crying loudly like a child, shouting: "Why didn't I steal why did you arrest me, and you still want to beat me, you are all bad people, wow, woo woo......." ”
Luo Sanshui and I were at a loss, and at this time, the old farmer I met in the village passed by after finishing his work, and when he saw this scene, he couldn't help but stop, and yelled at the beggar: "Go back quickly, two fools, why are you crying when people don't do anything, don't scare people." ”
The second fool grabbed the old farmer's trouser leg and cried: "Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, I really didn't steal chickens, you believe me, let them not arrest me." ”
"Okay, okay, I believe you, go back quickly." The old farmer smiled bitterly.
The second fool burst into tears, wiped his tears and snot, and dragged a woven bag full of Coke bottles and ran away.
Seeing the two fools running away, the old farmer sighed helplessly and asked, "The guests from other places didn't scare you, did they?" ”
Luo Sanshui and I shook our heads awkwardly, Luo Sanshui asked what was going on, the old farmer introduced that the second fool was called Mao Youcai, more than thirty years old, and he was a cousin, a cousin, and he was originally an idle scoundrel in the village, but he didn't know where to fall more than ten years ago, and he became a fool after being hit hard in his brain.
Mao Youcai's parents died early, a sister married to the field and rarely came back, this younger brother didn't care much, so he became like this, although he was stupid and no one cared, but it was human instinct to be hungry and find something to eat, the second fool often stole chickens in the village, and it was a beating when he was caught, so he was very afraid of this, and later he was used to collect waste, and picked up bottles along the county road every day, and when he picked it up, he went to the scrap station to change food and eat, but he also lived well.
After the old farmer left, I asked, "Brother Shui, do you think this fool is the black shadow you saw last night?" ”
"Judging from the shoe prints, it was him, but according to his mental state, it was obviously impossible to do such an orderly thing of worship." Luo Sanshui said.
The contradiction between the two makes me puzzled, and the only thing that can explain it is that he is playing dumb!
I said what I thought, Luo Sanshui shook his head and said that he could see at a glance whether he was pretending to be stupid, the second stupid was not pretending, he was really stupid.
As we were talking, a motorcycle drove out of the village, and it was a middle-aged uncle on the motorcycle, only to see him drive to the old farmer and stop, greeting the old farmer and chatting.
The old peasant did not go far, and it was very empty, and we heard clearly what they were talking about.
"Uncle Wang, who are these two people? I just saw that you were talking to them very energetically. The middle-aged uncle asked curiously.
"It's a foreign guest passing by, and I was scared by the second fool just now, so I told you about the second fool." The old farmer paused and asked, "It's all ordered, you are riding a motorcycle and carrying a bag, where are you going?" ”
"I went to the county to see the surveillance equipment and wanted to install one in the store, which is high-tech and can record what happened a few days ago." The middle-aged uncle said.
The old farmer laughed and said, "Gensheng, you are not sick, spend this unjust money, what do you want this thing for a wreath shop?" Is there anyone still stealing wreaths? ”
Luo Sanshui and I also slowed down curiously.
The middle-aged uncle sighed: "Uncle, I really let you say it right, I don't know which dog day has this hobby, as soon as it rains, he comes to the store to steal things, he doesn't take the change in the drawer, and steals ingots and candles, I don't feel sorry for these, the key is that every time I come, the store is a mess, and I don't live in the store, so I want to see what the hell, which bastard does this lack of morality, I won't tell you, let's go." ”
After the middle-aged uncle finished speaking, he started his motorcycle and galloped past us.
I vaguely felt something looking at Luo Sanshui, Luo Sanshui was also distracted, and said after a while: "It's useless to guess whether it's a fool or not." ”
After saying that, he turned around and chased after the old farmer who was far away, and asked the old farmer what he wanted before coming back, and said: "I have found out where the second fool lived, and the appearance of our two strangers in the village during the day will inevitably attract attention, so let's make sure at night." ”
We returned to the restaurant, at this time it was time to eat, but there was no bus to stop to eat, the boss and his family stood at the door and looked forward to it, but they were disappointed, until three o'clock in the afternoon, there was no bus to stop, and the fast food was heated twice.
Seeing this situation, we were embarrassed to say that we were eating, and finally the boss also realized, so he took the initiative to invite us to eat together, the four of them sat at the table to eat, the boss took the initiative to pour us beer, sighed: "Alas, an acquaintance at the bus station told me that the driver's death shook the company very much, saying that our hotel openly provided a place for the driver to prostitute himself, to cancel our fixed point, the driver is the uncle, we dare not offend, and there is no way to provide it, the police also said to punish us, now it's okay, not only to fine, I didn't even have to do business. ”
After the boss finished speaking, he was stuffy with a glass of beer, and I can understand his helplessness.
Maybe the boss was persuaded by the proprietress to do things, and the boss actually said: "I heard my mother-in-law say that I want to find a master to do things, to be honest, I really don't believe in these, but now there is no way, the dead horse is regarded as a live horse doctor, master, if you can really help the hotel transfer, I will definitely give you a big red envelope." ”
Luo Sanshui smiled and nodded: "It's easy to say, it's easy to do this thing when the two of them work together, the so-called family and everything is prosperous, and a word can prosper the popularity of the house, which is a good thing for the murderous house, and the opening of the altar needs to wait for me to finish the matter at hand, but now I can temporarily point out some details to you." ”
"Thank you, master, and ask the master for advice, come and drink." The boss happily toasted us.
After we drank a glass of wine, Luo Sanshui got up and took out the compass from his bag, walked back and forth in all corners of the lobby and sat back at the table, saying: "This place is originally extremely unsuitable for building a house, because it is on the door of the five elements of gossip and death, commonly known as the ghost door line, but the house can not be demolished, so you can only do something to resist, first of all, this house needs a person with a heavy spirit to be able to suppress, it is best to hire a pig killing helper, they kill and deal with blood all day long, and the evil aura on the body is even afraid of ......that thing." ”
Before Luo Sanshui's words were finished, the boss was embarrassed and said: "People who kill pigs have their own business, and it is not realistic to invite others to help." ”
"Listen to me after I finish speaking, if you can't invite someone to kill the pig, then take a step back and raise a black dog, and ask for a male one, the more fierce the better." Luo Sanshui said.
"It's easy to do." The boss nodded earnestly.
"Secondly, the square fast dining table in the lobby is all replaced with a round table, there are edges and corners that are most likely to promote yin, the bulbs are all replaced, the brighter the better, and must be ventilated, open more windows, let the sun shine in, regularly remove the moisture in the room, the public toilet next to the hotel must be kept hygienic, don't let the filth affect the aura, yesterday I got off the car and didn't even dare to go to the toilet, it was too dirty, and there was no ...... on the ground." Luo Sanshui said.
The proprietress said embarrassedly: "It's easy to get dirty with so many passengers, this time I know, and I will clean it every day in the future." ”
"That's basically it, I'll do it when I have time, and I'll do the rest." Luo Sanshui said.
The boss and his wife politely thanked Luo Sanshui, and kept toasting us, I was too strong to drink, and I fell asleep after a few glasses, and finally Luo Sanshui helped me upstairs to rest.
When I woke up, it was already evening, and when I came to the lobby, I saw that it had been renewed, the light bulb was replaced by a white fluorescent lamp, the long table was replaced by a round table, the boss and his wife were busy cleaning, and saw me greet me respectfully, and called me "little master", they regarded me as Luo Sanshui's follower, and I had admiration for the feng shui master for the first time.
I didn't see Luo Sanshui and asked the boss where he went, and the boss said that he hadn't seen the master all afternoon, saying that he was going to go around the county road, and I thought about it and went out to find Luo Sanshui.
I walked along the county road for a long time, and sure enough, I saw Luo Sanshui, I saw him standing on the side of the sewer manhole cover on the shoulder of the road, I said hello, Luo Sanshui ignored me, his eyes sometimes looked at the direction of the hotel, and sometimes stared at the sewer manhole cover, and then said: "The sewer of the pool is connected to here." ”
I knew he was looking for the woman's bones! But it's been more than ten years, are there still bones in the sewers?