Chapter 67: Zhu Hai Douyan (I)
The so-called punishment is exquisite, that is, to laugh at her.
Right now, the eldest grandmother and Jinshu helped Aunt Nazha to wash her face with good manners, and when she saw this, Yi Linglong shouted again and again that she didn't need them to help, and she served by herself. After washing, she came out from behind the screen, and her aunt's face was completely new, and she looked more radiant than Yu Fa before.
The maid had cleaned up the mess on the floor while they had gone to wash their faces. At this moment, he sat down in his position, because Zhuang Pu didn't come up, Su Yuan sat in his place. Seeing Yi Linglong and Aunt Nazha come out, Su Yuan stood up and said, "If you want me to say a word, you don't have to make trouble." It was a misunderstanding. β
Because of Yi Linglong's bullying of Yu Qi, Su Yuan secretly wanted to retaliate, and now he took the opportunity to say again: "You join forces to let your aunt lose, otherwise you will play again, so that they can win back a game." Fang seems fair. β
When they heard this, they all shook their heads. Yi Linglong was present, and there was a lot of trouble for a while, who would dare to pluck the feathers on the tiger's head! In view of the fact that Aunt Nazha made fun of the ink and really told the wife and the master, everyone was also at fault, so in addition to shaking their heads, they were silent, and they ate the consequences and thought that they were at a loss. Who expected Su Yuan to mention this stubble again.
Yi Linglong said casually: "Who is afraid of whom!" How did you tease our lady just now? We're going to get back to the next game. β
That's a good question. Su Yuan also wanted to know.
Zhuang Jue replied angrily: "It's ugly, who teased your lady?" Just now I made it clear that my aunt was willing to join the game. It's not that we strong people are forced to force her. β
Zhuang stressed once again that the situation was true.
Since he returned to the bamboo garden to get pen, ink and paper, the Red Mansion folded Fanggui and had an interesting thing. Jinshu tore Zhuang Pu's book, Zhuang Pu was unforgiving, and asked her to apologize instead of pestering, and everyone was extremely protective of Jinshu, after all, Zhuang Pu used the book to smash people in advance, and there was something wrong.
Zhuang Pu didn't follow and insisted on seeking justice. So, Jin Shu thought of a way, she said: "Since you and I are at fault, then let's have a fair fight." If you lose, honestly kneel down and kowtow in front of me, and call me three times Aunt Grandma. β
Zhuang Pule was happy and said, "Don't say it too early, what if you lose......"
Before he finished speaking, Jin Shu said: "How about calling you three times when you lose?" β
Zhuang Pu pondered for a while, frowned and said, "How do I feel that I am about to fight, and you will still have me in the army!" Your cat is called Second Grandpa? β
Jin Shu smiled: "Ouch! Exactly! Well-behaved and sensible, worthy of my family. β
After speaking, everyone laughed.
Zhuang Pu pretended to be angry and said: "No, if you really want to play, then let's play big." Whoever loses will draw a black cat on his face. β
Everyone waved their hands at the brocade book.
Jin Shu was not convinced, rolled up his sleeves, high-fived the back of Zhuang Pu's hand, and said: "A palm sounds, never regret it." β
Zhuang Pu said lightly: "How to compare? Wen Tao Wuluo, come casually. But, you know me, I don't like the old set, so it's going to have to be played the way we do it. β
Jin Shu said happily: "Make! My aunt and grandmother let you have a game. β
Everyone was stunned, looking at the two of them strangely, wondering how they compared.
Zhuang Yu was afraid that Jinshu would lose, so he came over to hold her and persuaded: "Sister Jin, don't play with the second brother, he has a lot of ghost ideas, and he is very good at rectifying people." Don't fall into his trap. β
Jin Shu waved his hand and said with a smile: "The fifth girl doesn't have to worry, let him be overwhelmed, the soldiers will come to block, and the water will cover the earth." I'm afraid that Zhuang Pu is not my Zhang Jinshu! β
Zhuang Jue was excited to hear it and applauded. Zhuang Xuan, Zhuang Yu, Zhuang Ying and others seemed very worried, and they all came over to persuade Jinshu to give up.
Yu Qi and the eldest grandmother couldn't say anything, so they stood behind and watched the play.
At that time, Zhuang Pu said: "Wen Taowu is a little poetry and songs, I will be the same, poetry is this thing, it is difficult for you, I feel it, songs, you can play a game." What do you think? β
Jinshu clapped his hands and said, "It's up to you, singing and dancing?" Accompany you to the end. β
Zhuang Pu originally intended to make it difficult for her, but who knew that she was not afraid, nor did she show that she was afraid and retreated.
So, Zhuang Pu said: "In those years, I traveled to the south and heard some songs by chance. Because the people of that place live in the mountains, they often sing songs to arouse the interest of life, I will call it 'mountain songs', I sing a sentence, you have to get it right. The tone of the words should be similar to those of the one who came out. Naturally, I will give a sentence, you will reply, if it is a draw, you will give a sentence, I will reply. until they can't come back, they will lose. Do you think so? β
Jin Shu said: "What's the difficulty, you come out first." I'm big-hearted, and I'll give you another round. β
Zhuang Pu looked respectful as to obey fate, and before he finished the sentence, he added: "I said, if you admit defeat, it's still too late." However, if you can't come up, you can also move the rescuers. If the rescuers can't answer......"
Jin Shu was bored and said: "Don't talk nonsense! Hurry. β
Zhuang Pu glanced at her, cleared his throat, and sang: "Hey, Jin Shu! Mountain songs are like spring river water, my sister sang a few songs to teach me right, oops, oh yes, wear shoes, wash your hands, wash and sleep! β
The tone dragged on for a long time, and the meaning of the words was extremely sarcastic.
When everyone listened, some blushed, some avoided laughing, and some clapped their hands.
The brocade book "bah", while clearing his throat, while thinking about how to deal with the meaning of the word.
At this time, Zhuang Pu smiled and said, "Sister Jin, is there any?" If not, surrender as soon as possible, and I will spare you the mistake of tearing the book just now. I won't pursue you anymore. β
Jin Shu pointed at Zhuang Pu and said, "Wait." He cleared his throat again, opened his mouth and said, "Yo, Zhuang Pu!" Xianqu is like a golden paper drunk, my brother drank a few bowls for me to spit, woohoo woohoo, wearing a hat and dirty feet and retreating in a hurry! β
Zhuang Pu thought about the words and meanings of the Jinshu, and said with a smile: "What is woohoo?" There is no such tune in people's songs. β
Jin Shu said: "You didn't say what tune you used, did you?" Allow you oops, oops, don't allow me to woohoo? You're clearly laughing at you, I'm crying and killing you, that's right. Therefore, he said to the people, "Do you say?" Is it accurate, is it right? β
Everyone smiled and responded: "It's right, it's accurate, it's right!" β
Zhuang Pu was helpless.
Then, there is the brocade book.
The girls surrounded Jinshu and gave her ideas, asking her to make it more difficult, so that Zhuang Pu could not come out. Jin Shu was polite and discussed with them for a while.
Yu Qi and the eldest grandmother did not participate in the back, and the two talked in a low voice.
The eldest grandmother said: "The second master and Miss Jin sing very beautifully, but this phrase is inevitably a little vulgar." When the old men heard it, they didn't know whether to blame it or not. β
Yu Qi's face was ruddy, and he turned his head sideways to say to his grandmother: "There are many mountains in the south, and some people set up villages on the mountains and rivers to survive by thriving. It is most widely rumored that there is a song fairy in Yaoshan Zhuangdi, named Liu Sanjie, it is said that it is also sung like this, and the people in that place call this ballad Brother Xian. When I was a child in the south, I often saw people coming out of the mountains, sitting on the ground when they were tired, or drinking water by the water to quench their thirst, and they were bored to sing songs to cheer up, and some people wrestled. When I came to the north, I heard about the martial arts competition, and the first time I saw and heard it, it was extremely rare. If some people have never heard of it, they feel that there is also cheesiness, and I personally think that there is nothing wrong with being easy to understand. β
The eldest grandmother smiled heartily, and it was difficult to reply.
Yu Qi continued to listen intently.
Next, Jin Shu listened to the girls' suggestions, and synthesized her own thoughts, she said to Zhuang Pu: "I just let you play two rounds, it's time for me to make a sentence." However, according to your rhythm, there is nothing new. Otherwise, in this game, you let me, I make a fresh one. Do you dare to fight? β
Zhuang Pu thought to himself that Zuo was just some clichΓ©s to compose lyrics to the poem, so he was bored and said, "It's feasible." I'll give you a round too. Come on! Isn't it just writing poetry and songs? β
Jin Shu sighed and laughed, and then looked up and laughed.
Everyone looked at her in amazement and laughed.
When Duzhuang Pu saw this, he felt furious in his heart, and said strangely: "What kind of scheming, hurry up." β
Jin Shu said: "A good meal is not afraid of being late, but it is a fun game." I can wait for you, but you can't wait for me? β
Zhuang Pu said: "In this case, I told you the rules." β
Jin Shu said: "Okay! He bowed deeply to Zhuang Pu and thanked him: "Thank you for letting me do this first." Everyone has heard and seen it, you promised me, you won't regret it, right? β
Zhuang Pu said coldly and arrogantly: "A gentleman's word, eight horses are difficult to chase. β
Jin Shu said: "That's it, thank you!" I'll also make a statement first, just now you said that I can't be right, but you can move the rescuers. Luckily, I'm smart and don't have to! However, in this game, I also allow you to move the rescuers. I don't know who is willing to help Second Master Pu. What I produce is not poetry and songs! β
Zhuang Pu said strangely: "Competition? Ouch, you have a ...... bones" motioned to everyone to look at Aunt Nazha, everyone looked, and he said: "Aunt Lizhuyuan There is a girl there, I heard that the martial arts are extremely high, do you want to worship her as a master, learn a few tricks first, and then come back?" β
Jin Shu said: "No. My family has ancestral martial arts. Second master, if I were you, hurry up and worship, maybe the girl on my aunt's side can really help you. β
After that, Jin Shu took off the hair ornament of the pendant on his head and handed it over to Zhuang Pu for safekeeping, and then said to Zhuang Pu: "Zhuang Pu, if I speak with dance, I will say a word, a dance." You don't have to deal with talking, I'm done dancing, you dance according to me, you're right. If there is a difference, you will lose. β
Zhuang Pu wanted to protest against his lips, but Jinshu had already jumped up.
I saw the brocade book on tiptoe, skirt fluttering, soft hands slightly raised, or rotating, or leaning back, or squatting, or leaning over, the body is thousands, slender and speechless. Zhuang Pu was stunned for a moment, and the beads of sweat on his forehead came out.
The sisters pointed at him and laughed.
Before he finished dancing, Zhuang Pu stopped: "You are bullying me, you can see men dancing?" Even if it is a foreigner, they dance in pairs. You're so delicate, teach me how to imitate a hot-blooded man? β
Zhuang Xuan's mouth was fierce, and he said, "Then my brother is admitting defeat?" He motioned for him to kneel.
Zhuang Pu choked words.
In embarrassment, Aunt Nazha, who was sitting there, stood up with her stomach up, put her hands on her waist, and she walked slowly and looked sideways at the brocade book. When the crowd saw her coming, they moved out of the way.
I saw Aunt Nazha smile at Jinshu and said, "The girl's dance is so beautiful, and I will too." He won't, so I'll jump for him, okay? β
The crowd laughed.
Zhuang Pu bit his lip and motioned to his sisters and brothers not to laugh with his eyes.
Jinshu glanced at Aunt Nazha, then looked at her belly, shook her head and said, "Auntie, your belly is too big, it's inconvenient to jump me here." β
Aunt Nazha smiled, "I'm not afraid." Those people in my family also like to sing and dance, and some of them have bigger bellies than me and can dance very high! Saying this, he reached out and took Jinshu's hand again, begging a few times.
Yu Qi and the eldest grandmother were very worried, and walked over, grabbing the sleeve of Jinshu's coat slightly, roughly signaling that she could not agree.
However, Zhuang Xuan, Zhuang Jue, Zhuang Ying, and Zhuang Jue were rarely lively, and coaxed: "Brother won't, aunt help." Let my aunt help. β
Aunt Nazha thought that those people were really supporting her, and she was very grateful and smiled back.