The two returned to the clearing, and the marriage ceremony continued, and Zou Ping noticed that the food that the weasel placed on the stump was basically the corpses of some snakes and mice.

After Shen Xuan glanced at it a few times, he straightened his clothes, put a smile on his face, and walked up through the bushes.

The music stopped suddenly, and all the weasels turned their heads in unison to look at the uninvited two.

"Hahaha, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to the virtuous couple for getting married, come in a hurry, send a small gift, and talk about your heart. Hahaha! ”

Zou Ping followed behind Shen Xuan, covering his head speechlessly.

Suddenly, a few weasels that were relatively close to each other had a fierce light in their eyes, and they were about to pounce on Shen Xuan with a squeak.

The weasel with red pants on his head suddenly squeaked a few times, and the weasels stopped unwillingly, still staring at the two fiercely.

A burst of white fog suddenly drifted out of nowhere, there was a faint smell of indescribable smell in the fog, the white fog came quickly, dispersed quickly, after the fog dissipated, the scene in the open space has undergone earth-shaking changes.

All the weasels took on the form of humans, dressed in ancient costumes that did not look like dynasties, and they seemed to stand or sit.

The weasel with red pants has become a bride wearing a red Xiuhe suit and a red hijab, and the weasel with a big red flower on his head has also become a young man wearing a red robe.

"When a distinguished guest comes to the door, there is a loss of welcome, it is a rude concubine!"

The bride with a red hijab said to the two of them with a cowardly salute.

The groom also nodded to the two with a smile, but did not speak.

"Hahaha, bother! The bride and groom are not strange! ”

Shen Xuan laughed, took out the food in the plastic bag one by one, and put it on the nearest wooden stake of the bride.

A smell peculiar to cooked food suddenly wafted away, and all the weasels sniffled and looked at the food on the stake, revealing a salivating look.

The bride's nose, hidden under the hijab, also twitched a few times, and then, suddenly, she pulled off the hijab, revealing a beautiful and delicate face.

The bride moved lightly, came to the stake, picked up half a roast chicken with Zou Ping's tooth marks, put it in front of her nose and sniffed it intoxicated.

"What a nostalgic taste! The surrounding villages have built small western-style houses over the years, and walls have been built in their homes, so they can't start stealing a chicken to eat. Originally, there were still many pheasants in the mountains, and they had been killed by poachers over the years. The old lady has a hard time! ”

The bride took the roast chicken and sighed, then opened her cherry lips and took a bite hard, chewing her mouth full of oil, and moaning comfortably.

The groom and the rest of the weasels on the side were swallowing and spitting, with a longing look on their faces, but they didn't dare to step forward.

After the bride ate half of the roast chicken and the bones without even the dregs, she was satisfied, wiped the corners of her mouth, took a sauce pig's trotters and three cans of beer in her hands, and signaled that the other weasels could start.

The bridegroom and the other weasels pounced on them and scrambled for the rest of the food.

The bride opened a can of beer, took a sip, and two blush climbed up her pretty face, and said with a smile.

"Giggles! Gaffe, please don't be weird with the two officials! ”

"Where, where!"

Shen Xuan didn't expect a little cooked food to have such an effect, so he didn't react for a while, and responded dryly.

"The two officials came here with a request, and if there is something, they will say that they will do their best. Cluck! ”

The bride poured another sip of beer, her face was red and her eyes were blurred.

"That little life is not welcome, the Ming people don't say dark words, my brothers and I came this time specifically for the bandit village in Taipingling, my ancestors had a deep hatred with the leader of the bandits, and now the bandit leader has died, but the family revenge is not avenged, and the resentment is difficult to eliminate. My two brothers want to cut the lonely soul and bones of the bandit leader with a thousand knives to comfort the souls of their ancestors in heaven. However, the mountains here are high and dense, and the road is difficult, I don't know if the little lady can give you some pointers. ”

Shen Xuan's nonsense came as soon as he opened his mouth, his face was sad, and he said it in a half-ancient and half-white manner, which stunned Zou Ping on the side, if the two hadn't grown up together since childhood, they really thought that what Shen Xuan said was true.

"Giggles! Don't bluff me. You clearly said that you came for the treasure of the bandits, and the concubine body will not compete with you, what are you worried about! ”

was debunked by the bride on the spot, Shen Xuan didn't show half an embarrassed expression, but laughed and said.

"There is a way for people to die for money, and birds die for food, and there is a way to come out and earn a face. You have to explain the scene, little lady, you're right! ”

"Giggles! Flim tongue, but the concubine likes it. ”

At this time, the bride had already drunk a can of beer, opened the second can, obviously a little drunk, covered her mouth and kept smiling, her thin shoulders shook and shook, and Zou Ping's eyes were straight.

"Little Liuzi! Since you have eaten the food brought by the two officials, you can't eat it in vain, so you can take the two officials to the bandit village for a trip, and then send the two officials out of the mountain after the incident, don't be lazy! ”

"Woooooo

A weasel that changed into a teenager, with a spicy duck head stuffed in his mouth, and spicy tears flowed, but he was reluctant to spit it out, so he could only nod his head in agreement.

"Thank you for the kindness of the little lady, and I will often come to disturb me in the future, and I hope the little lady will not turn her away."

Shen Xuan was overjoyed, and made an ancient salute to the bride, setting it up.

"The little official's mouth is so sweet, don't come empty-handed next time!"

"That must drop! The little lady made a list, as long as there is less next time, my brother with clear eyebrows and strong body will leave you to be small, and there is no other thing to say in the next. Hahaha. ”

……

On the quiet streets of Edong City, two young men are walking slowly side by side.

One of them, the long-haired young man, spoke.

"General, our brothers have been friends for thousands of years, why is it so difficult for my brother to ask you to do something? Brother's errand, what's the drop! ”

The man who was called the general glanced at the long-haired man with disdain and said.

"The last time I ate hot pot, who the said that I had a stomachache and ran away halfway, and who borrowed my sports car and said that I would drive it for two days to play, it's been almost two years, have you returned one to me?"

"What the hell! Talking about the business, why do you always digress. ”

The long-haired man diverted the topic with a serious face.

"Those old guys have given tasks by head, two places each. Seeing that the specified time is coming, buddy is still one person missing, if it's a brother, you can help buddy. My buddy has reserved a good place for you in the Three Realms Alliance, if you don't agree today, I will rely on you not to leave. You also have to eat and live, and you have to be entertained! Hey, hey, hey! ”

The long-haired young man accentuated his tone when he said the word entertainment, and a lewd expression appeared on his face.

The general sighed and said.

"It's not that my brother doesn't want to help you, it's just that the water of your Three Realms Alliance is too muddy to mix. Look at the buddies now, the villa is living, the sports car is driving, the beautiful women are soaking, the wine is drinking, not to mention how comfortable the days are. I really can't go up to your troubled waters. ”

"Hey, I remembered it, what are you running here in the middle of the night, is it a beautiful woman! You can't leave me behind. ”

A happy smile suddenly appeared on the general's face, and he said with some intoxication.

"Recently, I met a new sister, saying that it was a grid in the Qing Dynasty, and that look really didn't mean to say, buddy was ready to accept her."

"Then we'll have to see it!"

The long-haired man's eyes lit up and he said excitedly.

The two chatted all the way, and after a short time, they came to the children's paradise in Edong City.

The closed door was nothing in the eyes of the two, and after entering the park, they twisted and walked to the entrance of the horror house.

The general's eyes suddenly sank, and his nose twitched slightly.

"That's not right! Someone just came. ”

As soon as the words fell, the figure of the general flashed and disappeared in place.

A few minutes later, the angry roar of the generals was heard from the horror room.

"Who is it? Who killed my crape myrtle! I'm going to cut you with a thousand cuts! Ahhh My heart hurts! ”

The long-haired man leaned against the wall, looking at the general's angry and sad appearance as he knelt beside a puddle of black ash, and laughed.

"Our general's brother seems to be playing really this time, so sad? Do you have a heart? ”

The general suddenly stood up, walked to the wall on one side, looked at a few holes in the wall, and put his nose up and sniffed.

Suddenly, the general turned his head to the long-haired man and said.

"It smells of divine blood! It was your physiology that did it. ”

The long-haired young man pointed to the corpse that had been bitten through his throat on the side, and said in an indifferent tone.

"It's not unusual, who made your Xiaomi commit a crime."

The general's eyes flashed fiercely, and he pondered for a moment, and suddenly said to the long-haired man.

"Xingtian, I agree to join the Three Realms Alliance, but the murderer who killed Ziwei must be handed over to me to deal with."

"That's right, old iron! Deal! ”

Xingtian laughed and agreed.