When I came back from the bathroom, he had already drunk half a bottle of water.

"You're going to go to the toilet later!" I commanded him with righteous words to sit down across from him again.

I gurgled and drank half a bottle of water.

Yi Xu said: "I thought about it for a moment, you should take responsibility for making the two of us acquainted. ”

"Me? Why? ”

"Those who can work harder. You have such a good experience with Zhang Hengli. ”

"Me and Zhang Hengli? Good experience? I almost laughed: "You're inexperienced?" ”

"Nope."

"You've never been in a relationship before?"

"I talked about it, but I didn't talk about it seriously."

"What do you mean?"

"I was dumped before I even started."

"Can you still be dumped?" I was surprised: "I thought you were much more upscale than Zhang Hengli!" ”

"What's wrong with Zhang Hengli?"

"Hey, I've been dumped every time, and I can't count the number of times. How many times have you been dumped? ”

"Four people, four times! The first one, the second year of junior high school, blames me for not going to weekend cram school with her, I don't understand why I have to put myself in on the weekend? So when am I going to play football? The second place, the third year of junior high school, she was going to take the key high school entrance examination, and said that I would definitely not be able to pass the examination. I really didn't pass the test. The third place, in the first semester of the first year of high school, we were together for two weeks, and I didn't hold my hand properly, and I smashed the monthly exam, saying that I had tired her, isn't it normal to mess in the exam? There's not a month I haven't failed the test! Don't you live well? The last one is in the first semester of high school, and the girl said that her minimum requirements are BJ Renmin University and SH Jiaotong University, and I said that I like Changsha. ”

"No sophomores or juniors?"

"No. I didn't take the college entrance examination seriously, the other party was different, the girls were quite conflicted, and they wanted to fall in love and were afraid that it would affect their studies. This kind of thing, if the time is not ripe and both parties are ready, don't start it reluctantly. It's like winter, the soil is still hard, you can't think the flowers are beautiful, you have to plant them in winter, and you kill a seedling in vain. When I looked up and saw the faces of those female classmates, the school was so small, the classroom was so small, and I felt that they were 108,000 miles away from me. The word 'college entrance examination' floats on everyone's head, and I dare not provoke anyone, so I concentrate on squandering my own youth. It's better not to provoke, and if you do, it will only increase the number of times I am dumped. ”

"Wow, I thought that only people like Zhang Hengli were dumped! You're like this, and that's what a life! ”

He touched his face: "What do I look like?" ”

"Looks handsome! You don't look in the mirror, do you? ”

Unexpectedly, he just said calmly: "No." ”

"Then you always have female friends, right?"

He spread out his palms: "Nor either." ”

"Why?"

"Don't you have one more friend of the opposite sex than I do? Isn't it normal to have no? ”

"I'm ugly!" I blurted out, telling the truth.

"You see how overwhelmed I was in front of you a few days ago, I don't know how to communicate with you at all, I'm afraid that I will provoke you by saying the wrong thing, hurting you by doing the wrong thing, and stagnation after thinking about it." He said aggrievedly.

How many days of darkness suddenly flashed in a light, indicating the brightness of the foreground.

"That's because you don't know what to do, huh? I thought I had nothing to say! I said, "So we have similar concerns!" No, I didn't expect you to be better than me! ”

He smiled a little embarrassedly: "I didn't expect it either." ”

"Haven't you watched a lot of romance dramas? Just now, they are all like a few treasures, what Korean dramas, Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas, and even Thai dramas? Do you dabble in such a wide range of flavors and so heavy flavors? ”

"I didn't watch it, it was Zhong Pei who held the computer at home every day and watched the movies that his girlfriend used to like to watch. After reading it, he complained to me, saying that Taiwan's is better than South Korea's dog blood, and South Korea's is better than Hong Kong and Taiwan's dog blood, but the most dog blood is still Thailand's, and the dog blood is shameless. I can only think of the word dog blood for those questions you just asked, what do you think? ”

"I can't be blamed for that! I didn't know you didn't even have a female friend, I thought ......"

"Do you think I'm more than those romance actors, running into life and spilling dog blood?"

"I was wrong." I quickly folded my hands and confessed: "I will never do such a stupid thing again." ”

"What other stupid things do you want to do?"

"Maybe!"

"Breaking the law? Violating morality? Betrayal of feelings? That's not what you mean, are you? ”

"Oh, don't dare, don't dare, but I didn't ...... that day And because you stole a cup? Hey, can I ask you, what do I do to make you angry? ”

"I don't know, I rarely get angry."

"Why don't I try?"

"How do you try?"

I stood up and motioned for him to stand up. I called him to the back of the classroom.

"Tell me when you're about to get angry." I say.

He smiled and nodded: "What a child!" ”

As I usually do to Zhang Hengli, I pushed down Yi Xu's shoulder, and he said OK. He touched his arm and kicked him in the leg, all of which he said was acceptable. I punched him in the stomach. He didn't cry wolf like Zhang Hengli.

"Why is it hard? Your arm was a little stiff just now, too. I was pleasantly surprised and said, "You have abs!" ”

Yi Xu nodded proudly.

I exclaimed, "Wow, that's what it feels like to hit a muscle!" How boring is it to beat Zhang Hengli in the future? ”

"I'll try again!" As I spoke, I put my hands on his shoulders and gestured to raise my knees.

He hurriedly stepped back: "This and this...... This trick doesn't work! ”

I almost laughed off my big teeth and smashed my foot: "I'm kidding!" ”

"If I don't react in time, you're really going to get on your knees, right?" He asked, pointing to my knee.

"Not really! Didn't I lose a lot of money if I hurt you? I was in a hurry to explain, and I vaguely felt my face a little hot when I said it.

Yi Xu was also a little embarrassed, so he had to embarrass me: "Your face is too dark to see the blush." ”

"Oh."

"Have you ever given Zhang Hengli such a heavy hand?"

"Nope. He is too weak, and if he loses his children and grandchildren, I will have to give birth to two and return them to him. Can you believe it, he actually wants to give birth to two people who will harm society with him! ”

"I see that you are heavier on him than you did to me just now!"

"He's a friend, you're a boyfriend, and I don't feel sorry for him, of course it's different!"

Yi Xu nodded with satisfaction: "Actually, it won't cut off children and grandchildren, but it really hurts." ”

"You've been like that? Who is it? I asked curiously.

He waved his hand awkwardly: "Who boy hasn't been framed like this?" ”

"It's wonderful!" I couldn't help but admire, "Would you like to come and test my patience?" ”

He shook his head: "My experience is all for boys, do you want to try it too?" ”

"It's fine!" I patted my chest and said, "You won't be as overwhelmed as you used to be!" ”

He reached out and swept the top of my head, Zhang Hengli hated this action because it would mess up the hairstyle. It seems that Yi Xu and the boys around him also hate it. I think it's acceptable, I don't have any hairstyles anyway. I stretched out my right hand and made an "Ok", and then he grabbed my entire arm, and before I knew what was going on, I flipped around in the air and lay on the ground.

Later, I remembered that Yi Xu didn't throw my whole body directly on the floor, he let me land on my feet first and then put my whole body on the ground, so I didn't feel a trace of pain. But I was in a special situation at the time, and Yi Xu wanted to help me up, so I pushed his arm away, grabbed my pants, and complained nervously: "You want to make such a big move, say hello first!" ”

"Did it hurt?" He asked with concern.

"No, it's ...... Didn't I drink half a bottle of mineral water? ”

I grabbed my pants with one hand and covered my face with the other: "Did you know that there is a lingerie store for women on the street next to the East Gate?" You can buy me two pairs of pants! ”

Yi Xu wanted to laugh but had to hold back: "This ...... So serious? ”

I gritted my teeth and said, "If you stay for half a minute, it will be even more serious!" ”

"I'll go now!"

"Easy to continue!"

"Huh?"

"Two pairs of pants means, one inside and one on the outside."

"Oh."

"S number inside, 160 outside."

"Okay."

I used my best willpower to get up and pee most of it where it was supposed to be. The moment I got up, I saw that the ground wasn't wet, and I was really lucky. Yi Xu quickly ran back, and we carried out the handover work through the toilet door.

I was shy and annoyed: "Can you forget this?" What a shame! ”

"It's fine!" Yi Xu laughed so much that he was dancing with every word: "The two of us are really walking our own way, and we haven't held hands to buy underwear first!" ”

I finished changing my pants and was a little embarrassed to walk out of the bathroom.

"Yi Xu, can you go back to the classroom first? I...... I'm embarrassed to come out. I hid in the toilet and said.

"Oh."

I saw him run into that classroom.

I leaned against the teacher's outer wall and asked through the wall: "Yi Xu, when I chased you, didn't anyone else chase you?" ”

"There are one or two." He said inside.

"Not as good-looking as me?"

"This ...... There's nothing to look good about. I don't have much aesthetics either. “

"Then why do you like me?"

"Huh? Do you have to say why? ”

"Is that a difficult question?" I asked disappointedly.

"It's not difficult, it's ...... Not all questions have answers, right? ”

I could hear him leaning against the other side of the wall.

"And when did you find out you liked me?"

"Huh?"

"Do you like me?"

"Huh?"

"Huh? Are there so many unanswered questions in the world? I don't care, three questions, you pick one to answer! Answer at least one! ”

"I'll answer the second one."

"Really?" I was overjoyed.

"Don't run in when I say it, it's embarrassing." He said.

"What could be more embarrassing than the incident with my panties?" I say.

He asked a little nervously, "You mean you're going to come in?" ”

"I mean, I'm still holding on to my previous embarrassment, and no matter what you say, I don't have the face to go in." I lifted my right foot and tapped my left ankle.

"Then I said it?"

"Say it!" I can't wait to say that.

"Why don't we both get closer to the door frame! I'm afraid you won't hear it, so I'll ask later. ”

"Is this it?" I said as I stood almost against the door frame.

"Yes."

"Say it!"

He exhaled and said, "After I gave you back my phone, I was afraid of you for a while, and when I saw you, I turned around and ran away." "His voice was close, almost right in my right ear.

"Did you run away?" I slapped my waist hatefully: "I said, how come such a small campus is always missing!" ”

"It's me who escaped, if I don't escape, I can bump into it every day!"

"The other girls who are chasing you, do you see them and run away?"

"Others aren't as direct and scary as you." He said.

"Why am I scared?" I asked unconvinced.

"I told you, I gave you those two dollars to buy ice cream, it's really just because I was in a hurry to go to the bathroom, and you don't believe it! I'm not that good, you raise me so high, I think you're like the kind of person who believes in a cult, and when your head is hot, you get involved in it. But I'm not a cult and don't enjoy your chase. ”

"Why did you accept me again? Touched by me? ”

"Yes...... It's my own fault," he said, softer and slower, "I find that I can always see you at a glance, and from farther and farther away......"

My heart blossomed, and I deliberately asked, "What do you mean?" I have a huge face, a tiger's back? ”

"That's what it means, I can see you."

"Come to think of it, I'm a bit of a dazzle in the crowd as well. Skinnier than boys and darker than girls. ”

"I don't think you're pretty-looking anyway."

I was shocked by his confession: "What do you think...... Am I good-looking? ”

"Hmm!" He actually expressed his affirmative meaning.

I covered my mouth with my hands, and the sound of pleasant laughter ran out of my fingers. Zhang Hengli happened to send a text message, saying that Zhang Yi would not work tomorrow night and would go to her house to cook and eat. I dialed the phone.

"I want to write a poem!" I said thoughtlessly.

"What?" Zhang Hengli felt inexplicable.

I turned around and put my head into the classroom, pointed to my phone and said to Yi Xu, "It's Zhang Hengli." ”

"Oh, the little friend." He smiled and nodded.

"You have to listen too!"

He makes an OK gesture.

I retracted and leaned against the wall and said to my phone, "Poetry!" Poetry, you know? ”

"Are you sick? What kind of poetry do you have? You're nervous, aren't you? You called you, I didn't call you, right? What's the name of the poem? Zhang Hengli issued a series of questions.

"The name is "Cherish the Good in the Eyes of Yi Xu"!"

"I'll go!" Zhang Hengli also made a vomiting sound on his head.

"Do you want to listen?" I said angrily.

"That'...... You you, you say it! ”

I stumbled and said, "This girl...... The face is not handsome, I have watched the game...... Wang Zhaojun! This girl...... I can't see it, but I can see it from afar! ”

Zhang Hengli was stunned for a while, and said, "Shameless." He hung up.

The laughter behind the wall was heard, getting louder and louder. I'm laughing heartily here, too. That was the first time I'd ever heard such a hearty laugh from Yi Xu. It wasn't until I leaned on the doorframe to look at him that he stopped laughing.

"I want to ask too." He said suddenly.

"Ask what?"

"Why do you like me? It can't really be because of that ice cream, right? ”

"Ice cream!" I pretended to be heroic, but I still felt a little hot in my face, so I quickly retracted my body, and my voice was a little quieter, and I leaned against the wall and said, "I fell in love at first sight!" ”

There was worry in his tone: "But...... That's a misunderstanding! ”

"That's not all, you give me back the phone after that, it's a few steps! The most important step is the third step! ”

"What is it?"

"It was the English poem you chose, the puzzle you bought, and the picture you drew in Zhong Pei's dormitory that day!"

"Because I know English? Can you do puzzles and draw? ”

"It's not. It's the content of the poem you chose, the beach on the puzzle, and the rape flowers you draw, I like it, I like it very much. ”

There was no response for a long time behind the wall.

"You're not leaving, are you?" I couldn't help but ask.

"Nope." He said.

"Why don't you speak?"

"That poem...... Just because Zhong Pei and they were each other's first love, I chose the first page, and I didn't have time to read the content before choosing! What about the puzzles, I asked if there were any puzzles when I arrived at the shop, and the boss handed me the piece, and said that I had enough money to buy it, and I forgot how much it was, and I didn't know what the puzzle looked like before returning to Zhong Pei's dormitory. And that painting, I painted, that's a daisy! ”

This time it was my turn to be unable to answer for a long time.

"It's all a misunderstanding." He said on the other side of the wall, "What should I do?" ”

In his tone, the previous worry turned into a little disappointed. I turned around and went into the classroom, shaking him in fright. I looked directly at him and said confidently, "The previous ones are not important, but the fourth point today is important!" ”

"Fourth?"

"I beat Wang Zhaojun!"

He giggled, "Are you so confident?" ”

I scratched my earlobe embarrassedly and said, "But you didn't deny it!" ”

"I don't deny it."

He was also a little embarrassed, and his hand was raised twice in the air, not knowing where to put it.

"But what is the fourth point?" He was a little sneering.

"The fourth point is not about what I look like, but about ......"

"And what?"

"I like you, and you like me!"

Surprised, he looked up at me. We looked at each other and saw each other's fiery faces in each other's eyes. And the smile on our lips as bright as the crescent moon in the sky.