For a long time, I was holding the jade comb left by Mu Qing and was sad, I not only worked in the crematorium during the day, but also on duty at the crematorium at night, I wanted to leave myself alone, because only by letting myself have something to do, I could get used to the days when my little lover was away.

During the day, I still have no heart and lungs, but at night, after I close the door of the crematorium, I often go back to the crematorium and drink alone.

I didn't drink well, and I drank until I vomited several times, and sometimes, I seemed to see Mu Qing's figure at the door of the incineration room.

But when I walked over to hug her, the figure was like a splash, and it disappeared in a flash.

I know it's all hallucinations, but even hallucinations, every time they appear, they make me happy.

Time passed slowly, and life seemed to begin to return to peace.

Occasionally, I would take out my little lover's jade comb and look at it motionlessly.

During this time, Fang Xue'er looked for me more frequently and actively.

Finally, when my parents urged me to do it, I took Fang Xue'er home.

It's also strange to say, before going home, I told Fang Xue'er truthfully that I would be Xiaoshe's mother for me first, I thought that Fang Xue'er would be unwilling or reluctant or something, after all, it was also related to his reputation, but Fang Xue'er just hesitated for a moment, and quickly agreed.

I didn't expect Fang Xue'er's refreshment.

But I finally took Fang Xue'er home, the two-year-old Xiao She couldn't even speak, and before going home, I deliberately let Xiao She and Fang Xue'er play for a few days, causing me to take Fang Xue'er home, and Xiao She was very familiar with Fang Xue'er to hug.

This warm scene immediately convinced my parents of it.

Especially my mother, after seeing Xiaoxue so beautiful, she couldn't stop smiling, and when she met people, she went out to tell people how promising her son was, and found a very beautiful girlfriend.

And in our hometown, early marriage and early childbearing are actually quite common, and Xiaoshe is indeed cute, so Xiaoshe's identity is really conclusive.

Later, I communicated with Uncle Quan, and since my parents had identified it, I simply continued to give this little house to his father.

Although I may be despised by some people or something, I think it is worth it to be able to exchange for a carefree childhood in Xiaosha.

Uncle Quan and Old Man Yin were also quite supportive of my decision, and then I explained to Xia Fatzi and Xiao Yuqi and them, and asked them to help me keep this secret together.

When I finished settling the matter of Xiaoshe, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but I didn't expect that one day in the future, my kind act today would almost bring disaster to the people around me...... Of course, that's all for later.

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I thought that life would pass like this, but soon, I found out that I, Zhou Lingfeng, were born without a peaceful life.

One morning, just after working the night shift, I was drowsy and about to go home to sleep, when I suddenly heard a vibration from the mobile phone in my pocket.

I picked it up and looked at it, but I saw that the flower monk who had used WeChat for three months but could only play with shaking and scooping up bottles actually sent me a voice.

I'll click on it and listen to it.

"Boy, if you don't come back, the house will be demolished......"

The voice was short, and I was suspicious when I heard it.

If this voice was sent to me by Deng Youde or Xia Fatzi, then I must be convinced, but if it was sent by Monk Hua himself, it would be a bit weird.

There are a few people living in the house, and the flower monk has his own aura attribute of urban management demolition, and if he doesn't demolish the house, I will already burn high incense and worship the Buddha, who would have thought that there would be other people who would take his place.

I hurried back to the rental house.

About half an hour later, as soon as I entered the house, I almost didn't get my head over!

I saw that the room was already full of messes, and I swept my eyes away, and at a glance I saw that the flower monk who sent me a voice was leisurely eating dog meat with a bowl in a corner.

"What's going on?" I couldn't help but ask.

Monk Hua pointed to the room, "Just go and see, it's fun." ”

I hurriedly walked to the room, but as soon as I entered, I saw the bodies of Xia Fatzi and Deng Youde, who were hanging on the wall and couldn't move.

"Brother Feng, save me." Deng Youde shouted.

", tell me to enlarge your breasts again, I'll bury you first." I said.

Deng Youde was speechless all of a sudden, and his face was dumbfounded.

I swept my gaze, and when I looked to the other side, I saw a fat man standing with a face as black as charcoal!

I was stunned, and I almost didn't react suddenly!!

How did he come back to life?

I looked closely, and saw the fat man with a black face who had been lying down for a long time after I had brought him back from the tomb, and he was standing in front of me alive at this time!

", the corpse?" I exclaimed.

"Get a yarn, he's not dead at all, grandma is a bear, it's too ruthless!" The fat man Xia who was hanging on the wall said angrily.

I hurriedly looked away, and sure enough, on the dark face of the black-faced fat man, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, there was a terrifying majesty, and at a glance, it gave me a kind of momentum that was not angry and self-threatening!

But when I looked at him, I almost didn't laugh.

I saw that the upper half of the black-faced fat man was still wearing the clothes I had changed for him, but the lower half of his body was only covered with a big red plastic bag used as a pants, and the thighs were empty below, and only dense leg hair could be seen.

"Damn, didn't I remember putting pants on you?" I frowned.

I looked at Xia Fatzi and Deng Youde, who were hanging on the wall, and asked, "What did you do again?" ”

"Didn't do anything." Xia Fatzi forced himself to calm down.

Deng Youde on the side was full of grievances, and said: "Fat Xia said that he has been short of money recently, so come over to check if there are any valuable things on this guy dug out of the tomb, but I didn't expect that after we found a jade anal plug on his buttocks, as soon as we pulled it out, this guy suddenly woke up and hung the two of us on the wall at once......"

"Fart, it's obviously the anal plug you pulled out, and this Taoist master also persuaded you to stay a line when you meet someone, and you can see each other ......in the future."

"Damn, it was you who said that I helped you pull out the anal plug because you said that you were tight......"

The two guys who were hung on the wall complained to each other when they disagreed.

I see it in my eyes, but in my heart I want to cry without tears!

Although I don't read much, I still know about anal plugs.

Anal plug, as the name suggests, is something that plugs the anus, in ancient times, when some emperors and nobles were buried, they would often plug the seven orifices of the corpse, and the anal plug was one of them......

Xia Fatzi and Deng Youde are simply crazy, not only stripping off other people's clothes and accessories, but even anal plugging, no wonder the black-faced fat man will suddenly cheat the corpse!

I looked back at the black-faced fat man who was not far from me, and couldn't help but say, "Big brother, are you a living person now, or a dead person?" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the black-faced fat man was furious and said, "Presumptuous, who are you, and what qualifications do you have to call me a brother!" ”

", it's so awesome, and you don't want to call a big brother?"

I was a little confused, but soon, my head flashed, and I quickly remembered the identity of this fat man with a black face.

I quickly changed my smile and said, "If you dare to love you, you are Emperor Qin, I don't know if it is Qin Shi Huang or Qin II Emperor?" ”

As soon as I said this, the face of the fat man with a black face became even more ugly.

"What Qin Shi Huang, I am a generation of emperors, it was I who opened the prosperous era of Great Qin, you all have to call me Your Majesty......"

To be honest, what this black-faced fat man said was indeed very imposing and majestic!

But defeat was in the red plastic bag that was waving in the wind on his crotch, and even though the words of the fat man with a black face were majestic and imposing, they made me want to laugh.

"Where are my thousands of troops? Why am I here? ”

Looking at the words of the black-faced fat man Wen Crepe, I have already determined the identity of this guy in my heart: it is really Qin Shi Huang!

I couldn't believe it, this person in front of me, who had a dark face and was not too tall, and who had a kind of honest peasant uncle no matter how I looked at it, could actually be the famous Qin Shi Huang in the history books.

However, I quickly remembered that Qin Shi Huang seemed to be the name given to him by his descendants, and the black-faced fat man who was the person concerned didn't seem to know it yet.

"I said, Comrade Yingzheng, why don't I go get you a pair of pants to put on."

"Bastard, how dare you call me by my name?"

Seeing that Qin Shi Huang was about to be furious, I hurriedly stepped on the Tiangang step!

But what surprised me was that this Qin Shi Huang's ability seems to be not simple!

I saw him suspended in mid-air, and his majestic gaze swept over, which suddenly made me feel like I was under heavy pressure!

And as soon as he flipped his palm, all of a sudden, a gust of wind blew towards me!

My heart was shocked, this emperor of the world really didn't cover it!!

The wind was so strong that it blew the whole room to pieces at once, and the eye of the wind was rolling towards my body at a steady pace!

"Looks like there are a few brushes!"

I didn't dare to be careless, and quickly stepped on Tiangang!

"Hmph, the light of the grains of rice!!" Qin Shi Huang was extremely domineering, and as soon as he grabbed the void with his other hand, a cloud of air immediately enveloped my whole body, making it difficult for me to move an inch!

Then, the wind swept in again, threatening to roll me into the air and then collapse into a patty!

I snorted coldly, and one hand had already pulled out the smaller willow sword from my pocket!

In a flash of lightning, the willow sword in my hand suddenly became larger, I held the hilt of the sword with both hands, and then jumped up and raised my sword to slash at the air current and the fierce wind blowing in my face!

"Meteor catches the moon!!"

The willow wood sword slashed down, and a sound of breaking the air came, and the wind suddenly disappeared without a trace!

A flash of surprise flashed in Qin Shi Huang's eyes, but before he could make another move, a sneer appeared on the corner of my mouth, and I had already stepped on Tiangang and pounced on him!

"How can this be reasonable, there are always people who want to harm me......"

Before Qin Shi Huang finished speaking, I had already appeared in front of him, and the willow sword in my hand was even more on his neck!

"Comrade Yingzheng, you'd better stop the meeting, otherwise I'll set your "red pants" on fire and make you ...... chrysanthemums all over the ground."