"Ahh It hurts, it hurts! ”

One morning, a certain community, a certain building, a certain floor, a certain home, a certain room, a certain girl. Let out a terrible cry...... That's right! This person is me! Lin Xi! Lin Xi's forest! Lin Xi's Eve! Yesterday, I was unfortunate enough to walk into that taekwondo gym. I was on the verge of collapse when I came out again... Back in the neighborhood, I collapsed in the doorway, just as I was about to fall asleep...... I like to sell cute, I like to be coquettish, I like to eat, I like to play, I like to play games, I like to ...... (N words omitted here) of the elder brother 'Wang Yuan' carried me home who had fallen at the door, and when I got up the next morning, I unexpectedly found... Actually, it's not an accident! I've already expected it...... I have a calf muscle strain...... ／（ㄒｏㄒ）／

"It hurts, it hurts!" I rolled around on the bed with my legs in my arms! Oh, it hurts the baby!

I got out of bed after almost 10 minutes of rolling, but luckily my left leg didn't hurt as much as my right leg. I walked slowly to the door and grabbed the doorknob. I can finally breathe a sigh of relief... I put all my weight on the doorknob and managed to stand up for relief, but it turned out to be ...... The door opened suddenly!! I fell defenselessly in the direction of the door...... Wisdom comes from being in a hurry! In my panic, I closed my eyes and grabbed the doorknob, honored... Get on your knees......

Mother's knees...... It hurts me!

My expression of pain was distorted, and when I slowly opened my eyes, I saw a pair of red Ahri slippers? Hey? This is... Wang Yuan's slippers! I looked up......

Wang Yuan looked at me with wide eyes: "Wow Linxi, you kneel for me early in the morning?!" "You can see that he has just woken up. There were still a few dull hairs on the top of my head, and I yawned as I stood in front of me in Ahri's pajamas and slippers......

Wait a minute! None of this is the point! The point is...... He said I knelt down for him?! Where did I kneel? I just fell, okay, which eye did you see me kneeling for you? Really!

"What a narcissistic thing you are! Hurry up and help me, my knees are hurting to death! I knelt on the ground and shouted at Wang Yuan.

Wang Yuan raised his eyebrows, nodded thoughtfully, and then started to help me up. Before I could get to my feet, he suddenly let go! Severe pain in the calf! "Ah——!h I let out a terrible cry again and fell into Wang Yuan's arms, and once again threw Wang Yuan down gorgeously! But this time it's different, we're face-to-face... The lips are still 0.0111 nanometers away!!

Wang Yuan's face is red, no! The atmosphere became a little ambiguous, his eyes seemed to be beating in his sockets, and I could hear his violent heartbeat when I climbed on him! But at this moment, I don't have the words 'blush', 'nervous' or 'heart racing' in my head at all! I only have one sentence in my heart now: 'I hurt my mother!! I hugged my calves and 'rolled' off Wang Yuan's body...

"Woo woo ... It hurts me! "I just sat on the floor and cried... The calf hurts! I'm going to get through the pain...... What a sin I did in my last life!

Wang Yuan sat up with his slightly red cheeks covered, but saw me sitting on the ground crying......

"Hey, hey, I didn't cry, why are you crying? And I haven't touched it, your first kiss is still at ease! Don't cry! Wang Yuan squatted in front of me and patted me on the shoulder and said, "And you should be happy to dedicate your first kiss to me such a handsome guy, shouldn't you?" Ah...... Ahh ”

What is this idiot talking about?! Mentally retarded?

I pushed Wang Yuan hard and wiped away the tears on my face: "What! It's my calf muscle strain that hurts! What are you talking about inexplicably? ”

"Huh? What the hell did you do yesterday? How can a muscle strain occur? Wang Yuan asked.

He picked me up horizontally, I suddenly took off in the air, and I reflexively hugged Wang Yuan's neck tightly.