"This farewell, hey, intense!" We met a red light, Lin Musen said in order to ease the atmosphere.

"Eating too much chili pepper, side effects." I rubbed my aching face and said.

"You're really, why did you offend her!" He glanced at me and said, "It's also my fault, I should popularize office knowledge to new colleagues - this woman, no one in the whole company dares to offend her!" But there is no way to take her, Manager Liang of the Finance Department likes her, and the things that offend people in the Personnel Department of the Finance Department are all brought forward by her, and she often singles out dozens of people in other departments, and she has never lost! Look, you've only been in the company for a few days? I was cut by her! ”

I was stunned and said, "I'll ...... with her." I already know. ”

"Oh, I forgot, hey, I've been busy these days! Hey, was she so good before? ”

"It's so much better than before. Your Manager Liang likes her, even if it's a big improvement. ”

"It's Manager Liang. You see she doesn't have a man! ”

I was silent and didn't want to speak. Lin Musen said unsatisfactorily: "It's not cool to be slapped by someone, right?" ”

I whispered, "My heart is cold." ”

He turned the corner and stopped at a supermarket and bought two popsicles and came back.

"I just said my heart is cold, and you still let me eat this?"

"I'm going to put you on my face, hurry up and reduce the swelling, I'll see the supplier the day after tomorrow!"

I pressed the popsicle to my face: "It feels like I've been hit by ice." ”

I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye and said, "Tell me about Yi Xu Nuan!" ”

"I can't say anything good about him! Didn't Zhang Yi tell you that I was his sworn enemy? ”

"I also love to hear bad things, I just want him to come out alive now, no matter how bad the other words are, they are all good things, and all about him are good things."

"Alright, all the stubble has gone to Rome, hey, for the sake of your contribution to a wonderful hand-to-hand fight, I'll make an exception and tell you about another man!"

"Don't tell a lie, and don't say what I already know."

"I mean, you probably don't know! Men and women see people differently, and people who have gone out of society and students see people differently. What do you think of the easy continuation? Gentle, considerate and heartwarming. These qualities are not in my eyes. What I see is his tiger and lion spirit, do you know why others think that I have a bad relationship with him? Because I once felt that the company was not developing, I resigned in person at the company meeting in a fit of anger. It was he who came to my house for four days in a row, and told me how the company would reform and develop with a 25-page plan. When I returned to the company, he claimed that he was persuaded by the boss to come back, gave me face, and retained the authority of the boss. According to the previous statement, Yi Xu is a 'young owner', I am a person who ventures to compete with the young owner to grab power, and the business is not small, and I never save face when I give opinions and suggestions. The longer the time, the more I believe in him, and the better the relationship in private, in fact, the relationship between the two of us is also good, but others don't believe it, thinking that we are doing superficial things, like a big ship parked in the middle of the sea, showing calm and calm, and the spiral under the water is tight! ”

"He didn't tell me about it, he barely told me about work."

He said with a little hesitation: "Men, there are many things that I don't want to tell women, and ...... Hey, you're his girlfriend who sleeps and snores in Germany, right? ”

"You know that? But...... It's not me! "I was wronged.

"It's your landlord!" He smiled evilly: "Your landlord's name is Funny, and he doesn't close the door when he sleeps and snores." ”

"Do you know why?"

He said briskly, "It's easy for men to come in." He does.

"Hahaha, yes! Humorous, right? How can you continue to tell you everything, but hide something from me? ”

He cleared his throat, smiled very secretly, and said, "First, there are some things between men and women, no matter how intimate they are, they will not be shared. Second, you are thousands of miles away, he is very worried about you, he is afraid that you have something to share and no one to share, isn't there a time difference between the two of you, he said that he is afraid that he will sleep too hard, and he is afraid that he will not receive the call as soon as you encounter something. He may think he can solve his own problems, so focus on yours! Men take care of women as their own responsibility. ”

"What can I do? It's nothing more than not being able to finish your homework, your exam grades are too bad, you miss Chinese food, your landlord has a bad temper, and you meet a beast on the way home. It's all a little bit of a ramble. But it seems that the relationship between the two of you is really good, he told you everything! ”

"It's not bad! Hey, you know, how do you get to know a whole person? ”

The moonlight shone in like water from the car window: "Get along!" I said.

"One person is not enough, two people have to go. A woman and a man, the cognition of two people adds up to be considered a real understanding. A man must be different in front of a woman and in front of a man, and only when these two looks are good, this person can be regarded as a good person. ”

"Yi Xu is a good appearance with me, but what about you?"

"I'll tell you a story that you don't know, do you know where our biggest customer came to be?"

"Listen up!"

He shook his body from side to side twice, and then moved his ass back, and the person immediately raised half a head, his back straightened, and said: "The company has a perennial procurement team in Beijing, Shanghai and Shenzhen, and the purchasing manager at the head is a Spaniard, flying all over China, and playing with women all over China." One of my saleswomen just got in touch with him and he made him laugh, the best-looking girl in our company, I heard you have seen her. ”

"Zhang Yi?" Although I asked a question, I thought that there was a high probability that this guess was correct. When I first met Zhang Yi, I thought she was a quiet and gentle girl from a good family.

He couldn't deny it: "Zhang Yi was already a financial officer at that time. ”

"Little Coral?"

"Looks good, right?" His tone was full of pride, and he said: "Zhu Yuanyu, moist lips, red teeth, and white teeth Chinese and foreigners think it looks good." ”

"I think Zhang Yi looks better."

He slapped the steering wheel: "You're blind! ”

"Why doesn't Zhang Yi look good?" I was unconvinced and said, "Yi Xu still thinks I'm good-looking!" ”

"He's blinder!" He said stubbornly.

I remembered the night when Yi Xu confessed to me in the classroom, and the happy warbler in my heart grew and the grass grew.

"You talk a lot like Zhang Yi now."

"Don't!" He was so excited that he left the steering wheel with both hands for two or three seconds, "Hurry up and change the topic, I'm really afraid of that woman, few people in our company dare to have contact with her in private, you know?" Everyone says that the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and the friendship between clothes is lighter than water...... Where did I come from? Oh, that's a big company, with a sales network all over Europe, and a listed company, which is a big piece of fat for a small company like us, bigger than any of our customers, and unprecedented! That customer fell into the hands of Little Sango, and I don't know how many people were jealous. But how do others know, in front of Little Coral is a fragrant rose, but with a poisonous stinger! I wanted to win the business, and I wanted to protect my female colleagues, so I went together when we met. Who knew that the king of the eight lambs actually put sleeping pills in my wine, and I warmed my stomach with a glass, also to show a courtesy, and only ate and chatted but still fell on the table. Our driver said that half of my face was fished up from the vegetable plate, a good piece of chopped pepper head, damn, this is also a face that I have to go out to see people every day! Little Coral only drinks orange juice, which can be regarded as a very thoughtful thought of the two of us, but grandma's was later confirmed to have an aphrodisiac in it! Fortunately, she was absent-minded, she couldn't eat or drink, so she took a small sip, which made her feel good, and if the bottle went down, even if I was chaste! ”

"And then?"

"Yi Xu arrived quickly and asked the driver to take me home. Took Little Coral and sent the client to the police station. Generally, the company will calm down and send other colleagues to deal with it, no matter what, customers cannot be lost, especially such a large customer. Yi continued to report the case directly, and after reporting the case, he found that the person actually had a Chinese wife, and Yi continued to have more eyes, found someone to find his marriage record in Spain, and then took advantage of the victory to pursue and report that the person committed bigamy in China, in order to let him stop harming the Chinese. That person's Spanish wife and Chinese wife still pleaded together, it's useless, bigamy is a criminal offense, and if you don't sue the victim, you don't have to be punished. After being sentenced to 14 months, he is still in a prison in Inner Mongolia, and he will be sent back to Spain as soon as he comes out. ”

Listening to Yi Xun's story, it seems that a light is lit in the dark heart.

"Didn't you lose the customer?"

"The man went to jail, and the company wasn't allowed to send a new manager. In order to show that the former manager's confusion is a personal act and save the company's reputation, the listed company still pays attention to superficial articles. As soon as the new manager arrived in China, he flew to Changsha and arrived at our company. Of course, except for Yi Xu and me, no one knew that the crime of bigamy was reported by Yi Xu, and they all thought that it was the Chinese police who followed the vine and touched the melon, and the case was accepted in Inner Mongolia, because the person's second marriage was registered in Inner Mongolia, and no one would think of Changsha in the case of Inner Mongolia. Everyone only thinks that what happened at the wine table that day was an opportunity for the Chinese police to solve the case. Less than ten minutes after the new manager came to the company, we understood that the two people, the sworn rivals, the newcomer had long looked at the old man unpleasantly, and the Chinese helped him remove the tumor, and he was very grateful. He also promised that he would never be the same as that bastard, he would respect the female *** and wear women, absolutely no wrong thoughts, please rest assured that the Chinese female saleswomen. ”

"You believe him? Could it be a raccoon dog that doesn't show its evil claws for the time being? ”

"Believe, the female compatriot is really safe in front of him, and it is me who is not safe, because ...... It's Gay! …… Yi Xu said, if I lose my body, he won't call the police, I'm really embarrassed, how can I talk to the police? ”

I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt: "Later the cooperation went well? ”

"It's going well! After more than two months of solid talks, more than 20 samples were released, and the contract was revised at least ten times. The first order was three million, and in less than three months, another five million. It's so cool! Do sales, really three points by hard work and seven points by luck, small coral is the company's most sales skills sales, write emails to see customers are my hands, now talk and do things or just graduated has not changed much, but it is the sales champion for two consecutive quarters. ”

"What happened to you if you were given a little coral, would you call the police?"

He covered his mouth in surprise, as if he had been found secretly calling in some corner: "That...... I'm embarrassed to report it! ”

"I see that not only do you not report, but you also have to come to the door to propose!"

"You see that?" He muttered, "But, so-and-so is unintentional!" ”

"Someone has a master?"

He tilted his head, smiled slyly, and asked, "Hey, when you saw Little Coral that day, didn't you think there was anything in her eyes?" ”

"What's there?"

"That's why I said that this girl was as simple and pure as the morning dew, translucent, without a trace of impurities. A college student who has just graduated has a lot more in her eyes than she does! I saw you at the funeral home that day, and she was there, you know? Hiding behind a pillar to peek at you, not daring to come forward, poor worm, silently wiping tears, you are preoccupied with breaking your heart, and you don't see her. ”

I remembered that on the day I went to their company for the first time, when I came out with Zhang Yi, Xiao Coral followed us to the elevator and asked me:

"Are you really Yi Xu's girlfriend?"

"Yes." I say.

"Are you the one in Germany?" She asked, blinking.

"Yes."

"Impossible!" She almost stamped her feet, "Looks like this?" ”

"You're beating around the bush, you don't want to say that she likes easy continuation, do you?" I asked Lin Musen.

His eyes were about to fall out, and his face was still a little red: "Look, what am I talking about?" You just know a lot more than she does! Hey, I'm so embarrassed, I was seen through by a woman, and I really want to find a hole to get into! ”

We were already on the highway, and the night outside the window was confused, so I asked quietly, "Because Yi Xu saved her?" ”

"That was six months later! The day of the interview passed by and it was love at first sight. ”

"How can you be as vulgar as me? I also fell for the first time. Does Yi Xu know? ”

"I only found out two months ago. Yi Xu told her directly that he had a girlfriend. ”

"So simply?"

"Yes, Little Sango's words," Lin Musen said softly and aggrievedly as Little Coral spoke. "Yi Xu used 'I have a girlfriend' as the closing argument and sentenced my love to death! Woo woo ~ ~~"

I stretched unconsciously, a little tired: "That girl is happier than me now." ”

He frowned: "Yes! Who knows where fate will take you? Hey, why didn't Yi Xu study abroad with you back then? ”

The road in front of the car window is long, winding and I don't know how far away: "He wants to work early to make it easier for his mother, and his mother is too tired to carry a company!" ”

"Our boss?" His eyes widened like a fawn, "What nonsense! She wasn't nervous, was she? She's tired? ”

"How can you not be tired? How can it be that a woman does such a big thing! ”

"Whether she is tired or not depends on whether she is a man or a woman, it depends on what kind of character she is."

"What kind of personality is she?"

"She's beautiful, she's young, she gave herself eighteen candles on her forty-fifth birthday last year, and I look at the candlelight flickering, and she's less than forty years old. sang Liang Jingru's song and danced Jolin Tsai's dance, and she was more youthful than her son. But do business, go to work later than people, leave work earlier than people, see our company's leisure area? In the past, she closed the door and opened a party when she was fine, and the women in the personnel department of our company's finance department looked better the longer they looked, and they had no pressure at work, and they enjoyed the party from time to time, so those two departments have only gone through two people for ten consecutive years. You haven't seen what it looks like when you just moved into this office, with an area of 400 square meters, the office area is less than 100, and the remaining 300 are all leisure areas, billiards, wine cabinets, dance machines, stereos, and twelve beach loungers. As for the business department, Yi Xu didn't even have Alibaba before he entered the company, and the Canton Fair was held twice a year. In 2000, the company had 10 people in the business department, and in 2010 it was still 10 people. Make money without introducing personnel and expanding business, so the company can't keep sales staff in the past, dare to do sales, are ambitious, I raised so many fish for you, but you are not willing to expand the fish pond, I want to raise more, naturally go to find other bigger fish ponds. I almost left, too, if it weren't for the commitment to development and reform. Do you know why there is such a big thing in the company, and no one comes to the door to look for trouble? Because the company never takes credit, the print shop downstairs comes up to pull business, saying that it can be settled monthly. The boss insisted on printing a box of business cards to pay for a box, it doesn't matter if there can be a discount, of course, he still won the discount later, because Zhang Yi is responsible for that part of the payment, Zhang Yi is thrifty and shrewd! Our boss, you can say that she is kind-hearted and does not care, on the other hand, she is also the most unambitious kind of businessman, and she has to get by. ”

"You don't know when she's busy, do you? When we were in college, she traveled a lot and didn't come back for half a month. Sometimes I'm still sick outside, poor thing! ”

"She's on a business trip? Going to the Canton Fair twice a year is also considered a business trip? Besides, the Canton Fair is only a week, when will it take half a month, why don't I know? ”

"Wouldn't it? I used to go to their house when I was old, and she wasn't there! Yi Xu said that she was on a business trip, so there was no need to lie to me, right? ”

"I don't know."

"By the way, I've always wanted to ask, that manager Liang of your company. Zhang Yi said that your boss is kind to her, and Yi Xu still treats her as an aunt, what kind of kindness is there? ”

"More than ten years ago, Manager Liang went to the company to work as a cleaner, and when the boss asked, he knew that it was because his family was poor, and he came out to sweep the floor after graduating from primary school. The boss was kind, so he lent her money to go to night school, weekend classes, and learn accounting, and then the company's cashier was leaving, and the boss asked Manager Liang to work in the company, and this work has come to this day. Those tuition fees were paid off after seven or eight years, and we guess the boss didn't expect her to pay them back in the first place. Manager Liang himself said that borrowing and borrowing was just to maintain her self-esteem. I really care about that money, why do you lend it to a stranger like this, and I haven't paid it back for years. If it weren't for our boss, she wouldn't know where to sweep the floor! ”

"Grace is like a mountain." I said admiringly: "But I don't know why, I don't have a good impression of Manager Liang." ”

He looked disbelieving and shook his shoulders, "Tell me!" ”

I hesitated and said, "I think she's just ...... to Yi Xu's mother Superficially close, if it's really close to the point of being like Aunt Yi Xu, why can't I never get an answer from her? ”

"What answer?"

She didn't know about Yi Xu's mother's relationship with the male deceased. I don't know which neighbor has a good relationship with Yi Xu's mother. ”

"Neighbors?"

"Yi Xu has a neighbor in his family, who has a very good relationship with his mother, underground friendship, and always helps supervise whether Yi Xu comes home on time."

"Go home on time?"

"Before twelve."

"No wonder he never plays all night!"

"It's a pact between him and his mother."

"Twelve? I'll go! I still haven't looked closely enough! Hey, how many pairs of crystal slippers does your boyfriend have? ”

"you!"

"I thought he was healthy! Several times the whole company went out to play, and he sneaked away. ”

"When we were a freshman in high school, Yi Xu's family moved to their current residence, which was one of the largest and most advanced communities in Changsha at that time. Yi Xu said that since then, his mother has been so busy that she can't go home for at least half of the time, and moving to such a good community may be so that he can be safer at home alone. At that time, Yi Xu had already started to watch AC Milan's important live broadcast events, such as the derby and the Champions League, so he slept at the same school several times. But his mother knew it without exception, and he knew that his mother had secretly put on eyeliner. ”

"He didn't find out who it was? With his IQ, it's a piece of cake! ”

"He felt that it was rude to poke his mother, and he also felt that his mother's supervision was harmless, and he discussed with a few of his classmates who played well that other parents gave him less than one-tenth of the freedom he had, so he didn't even think to check it."

"Twelve o'clock was set at that time?"

"It was eleven o'clock. Mom said, you're older, and you've always been an independent child, you should have your own lifestyle, schedule, hobbies, I don't plan to ask, I ask for only one, and you have to go home before 11 o'clock every night. Home, you have to be popular to be considered home, otherwise you will call bricks, cement and lime, and then it will be better to call it a house. Just having cement and a house is not called a home, and you have to add people's body temperature. There are only two people in this family, we divide labor and cooperate, I am out to earn money, support the economy and materials, your task is to come back every day, give some temperature, give some attention, give some cherishment. Otherwise, the word 'home' will be let down! ”

"Yi Xu is just obedient like that?"

"Listen! The is all about that, can you still not listen? If you, don't you listen? ”

"Listen! Listen to it for a month, and you won't be able to hold it in the second month. This kind of conversation, my grandfather, my grandmother, my grandfather, my grandmother, plus my father and my mother, do you think I don't listen much? In an instant, I was moved and guilty, my conscience found it simple, and my conscience persevered, it was difficult! The concept of intergeneration, separated by a chasm, it is impossible for the elders to change the wildness of the younger generations in a few words, they are all independent and unconstrained people, and the change is only temporary! I said that it would be bragging to be able to hold on for a month, and that a sow could move the tree for two weeks. ”

"But Yi Xu has been resolutely abiding by it since then."

"That's why I said, Yi Xu, who took off his work mask, is actually a child! High school students are not counted, they are elementary school students, only elementary school students are so easy to be brainwashed! It is unfair to the elementary school students in the upper grades, and it should be said that the first and second grade elementary school students. ”

"What about him saying that other people are children? Did he call you that? ”

"Well, I've been told a few times, 'You kid.'" He said disgustedly: "Actually, he is!" Don't look at him in the company as a strategist, he never presides over meetings in front of his mother, I asked him secretly, he said he was nervous, just like parents who didn't do well in the exam went to the parent-teacher conference! Did you say he hadn't grown up yet? ”

"He's teasing you! How does he know what it feels like to be afraid of the parent-teacher meeting if he fails the test! ”

"Don't overprotect! Yi Xu said that he had poor grades since he was a child. He's teased him in front of us! ”

"I didn't say he had good grades, his mom never attended a parent-teacher conference."

"Really?" Lin Musen was a little emotional, and immediately adjusted the atmosphere, saying: "He still forces his mother to buy him firecrackers and give him red envelopes during the Chinese New Year, do you know?" ”

"The red envelope, I was cheated by Yi Xu. I didn't have a red envelope after I went to college, and he instigated me to pester my mother during the Spring Festival that year, but my mother got from me and gave me a thousand yuan, but I gave a hundred yuan less for living expenses every month, and I lost two hundred! Do you think he is a cheater? ”

"Who are you pitting if you don't pit you?"

I grinned for a moment, those few seconds of happiness were unexpected.

"Yi Xu's mother and your manager, the male deceased......"

"I don't know, I really don't know anything, you've asked several times, forgot?"

"Isn't our relationship better if we communicate so well in the past few minutes? What if you're willing to tell me something you didn't want to tell me before! ”

"You're tired, let's sleep."

I reluctantly closed my eyes, and before the drowsiness hit, Zhang Hengli's call came first.

"Xijia, you must not die! If you think about it clearly, then you will be farther away from Yi Xu, he is going to heaven, you can't go to hell! ”

I threw my phone in the back seat and slept with my eyes closed. When I woke up, it was already dawn, and I was woken up by a call from Soeren.

"Have you arrived?"

I asked Lin Musen, "How long will we be there?" ”

"Fifteen minutes." He said.

"Fifteen minutes." I say.

We're going to a youth hostel, and I'm giving Soeren the money.

"Are you tired?" I asked Lin Musen.

"What are you tired of, how good the scenery is all the way, during this time, I stay in the office every day and work overtime, and I am about to vomit!"

"I was twenty-four years old, had been studying for fourteen years, and had never had a formal job. I don't know what it's like to sit in an office and work in front of a computer for a long time, but I also want to experience the days when you are bent on finding a good job, arguing with the HR department for salary, making long-term plans for a promotion one day, and complaining about the difficulty and intensity of the work every day. I envy you for working overtime like this. ”

"Well," he sighed, "you're a little bitter too." ”

After a while, the phone rang again: "Have you arrived?" ”

"Not yet!"

"But fifteen minutes have come, fifteen minutes is faster than you!"

"Wait, it's coming soon."

"How long is it going to be?"

Lin Musen held out five fingers to me, and I said, "Five minutes." ”

Five minutes later, the call came on time.

"You're lying to me again!"

Lin Musen couldn't help but bloom his tired smile: "I'll, take it, in less than two minutes, I'll give him my head!" ”

When I saw the words ** Youth Hostel, I called Soeren, and in order to let Lin Musen hear his reaction, I deliberately turned on the voiceover again.

"We're in, do you see that?" I say.

"I saw a car, a black car, right, is it the black car?"

Lin Musen's face collapsed, I quickly pressed the phone, and quickly said: "He doesn't mean this, he is poor in Chinese, you will know later, he is a German, and his Chinese is very poor!" ”

Soeren is of mixed Chinese, Italian and German descent, fluent in German, Italian, English and good Chinese. His grandmother taught him a lot of Chinese before he was 10 years old, and he said he used to be a little Beijing. Later, his grandmother died, and his mother's Chinese was worse than his, so his Chinese level had not improved. His Chinese depends on what his grandmother taught him. For example, he knows "horns", but he doesn't know "sitting in a well and watching the sky". He may not remember what he has taught, but he must not know what he has not taught. But just like that, his poor Chinese foundation still killed many Germans who learned Chinese, especially the accent, the layman listened, I go, this pronunciation, has nothing to do with German, such a standard, but think how good his Chinese is! Only a native Chinese can hear that he speaks sentences in Chinese, not following Chinese habits.

So when he says "black car" now, I'm 100% sure he's talking about "black car".

As soon as we got out of the car, Soeren waved his hand and walked over excitedly, stopped half a meter away from me, pointed to my face and said, "You're fat!" But why is it only half fat? ”

I touched the half of my face, and it was swollen despite the ice.

I laughed awkwardly twice and took the money out of my wallet and gave it to Soeren. I saw Lin Musen's car scurrying away, and my luggage was left alone in front of the bushes.

“Soeren。” I said in the dust.

"Huh?"

"Don't be lazy when you say Chinese in the future, a black car is a black car, don't say a black car!"

“OK！”

Suddenly, an answer jerked into my head, and I called Lin Musen.

"You read a missing person notice in the newspaper and sent me a text message, right?"

"Hmm."

"You have two phones?"

"One."

"Not that number?"

"Dual SIM Dual Standby!"

"Thank you."

"No thanks."