Chapter 101: The Ugly Monk Who Eats the Overlord's Meal
I don't know how long it took, I just felt as if the roots of my teeth were about to be crushed, and Uncle Quan's bitter spell in my ears continued, and my mind was already in chaos.
Xiao Muqing in my mind had a confused expression, but it was so stubbornly attached to my villain, and in an instant, I even remembered a special noun for men to use strong against women in ancient times: overlord hard bow!
It's a pity that the person who was bowed this time was me......
"Fools have foolish fortunes, and luck is good!"
Suddenly, a bitter incantation sounded in my ears along with this faint voice, and I couldn't help but be ecstatic!
"Open your eyes." Uncle Quan said lightly.
The sound of the bitter incantation suddenly stopped, and I felt like the world was spinning for a while!
I tried to stabilize my mind, and my first reaction was to quickly open my eyes!
"Little lover, what about the little lover, Uncle Quan, don't lie to me, isn't it a success, where did the little lover go," I asked anxiously.
Uncle Quan glanced at me angrily and looked behind me.
My heart moved, and I hurriedly looked back!
As a result, I saw it behind me at a glance, and I don't know when, there was already a figure in a long white dress......
"Little Lover." At this moment, I was a little confused, and I didn't know what to say for a while!
Mu Qing looked straight at me, under her slim figure, her black hair was casually draped behind her back, like a blue orchid, which made my heart pound.
I saw Mu Qing biting her lip, and a soft gaze finally appeared in her beautiful eyes.
"Why are you so stupid......" When Mu Qing said this, I obviously felt that her eyes were a little moist.
"Where are you stupid" At this moment, I really wanted to hug Mu Qing, but seeing that Uncle Quan and Xue Chen were on the side, I was a little embarrassed to start, especially Xue Chen's kid, who had already straightened his eyes when he saw Mu Qing......
"There is only a fifty percent chance, you agree, in case it fails," Mu Qing said.
"If you fail, you will fail, and your ......life will be saved by you."
Before I could finish my sentence, all of a sudden, I felt a fragrant breeze wafting in!
In the next second, there was already a slightly cool soft body in my arms!
It was Mu Qing who threw herself into my arms......
At this moment, I felt that my head was already blank, and I didn't even dare to breathe hard, for fear of disturbing Mu Qing.
"Thank you." Mu Qing whispered in my arms.
"Thank you, this is what I should do......" I was a little speechless for a while, I didn't know what to say, so I could only say something that was not salty or light.
After half a ring, there was a gentle coughing sound beside him.
"Ahem, it's almost dawn, if you two have anything to say, you can go home and say it, someone is going to work here." Uncle Quan, the old guy, said in a very sinister manner on the side.
I was secretly unhappy in my heart, uncle, Mu Qing was originally a woman who was cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and now that she finally has the opportunity to hug her, can't you let me hug her more, although it has been hugged for almost half an hour......
Mu Qing quickly struggled out of my arms, then lowered her head and said thank you to Uncle Quan, and then her little face shyly turned into a wisp of white smoke and got into the jade ring on my finger.
I immediately glared at Uncle Quan, but Uncle Quan deliberately skipped my gaze, then grabbed a bottle of wine and walked outside.
"I'll go back and rest, you kid go to work, remember that this is a crematorium, be serious, don't just set up a small tent."
"What a thing, what a little tent"
I was stunned for a moment, but the next second, I heard the little lover in the jade ring spitting at me.
I took a quick look at my lower body, and I saw that there was a small tent erected at the crotch of my pants......
Gotcha, it's a big deal!
Xue Chen, who was on the side, seemed accustomed to my small tent, he walked over and patted me on the shoulder with great enthusiasm, and said with a flattering expression: "Ling Feng, I have something I want to discuss with you." ”
"Tell me something."
"That's it, can you give me a similar female ghost next time, you don't have to be too pretty, just have a better figure, it's best to have long legs and wear a uniform ......"
I calmly raised my head to Xue Chen, and then spit out one word heavily: "Get out!"
That morning, Xue Chen and I talked nonsense for a long time, and finally sent this kid away after a meal at noon, and in the afternoon, two or three teams of family members came to burn the corpse.
I looked at the family members of the deceased who were crying to death in the condolence hall, especially the daughter-in-law or something, they simply knelt on the ground and grieved, but after crying, I found that as soon as they got the urn, they should grab the red envelopes, and they should brush the circle of friends...... It seems that the sad crying just now is just a play for them.
Although I feel a little uncomfortable about this commonplace thing, I can't say anything about it......
Three corpses were burned in the afternoon, and there was nothing to do in the evening, so I was bored and had to chat with Mu Qing while taking out my mobile phone and swiping up the news.
As soon as the news came out, I really saw a piece of news that surprised me!
In the news, it was said that there was a guy in the local area who ate a bully meal and was twisted by the store and sent to the police station, but that guy actually claimed that he was a high-ranking monk, and he came to enter the world to travel the world to help all sentient beings and take it with him...... As a result, this guy just ordered a table of big fish and meat.
I have long been accustomed to such things as fake monks cheating and drinking!
But when I looked at a picture there, I couldn't help but be shocked!
I saw the bald monk in the picture, not to mention the fierce look on his face, and his two eyebrows were thicker than a brush!
"It's the copy of Lu Zhishen" My brain was signed, and I quickly remembered the identity of this bald monk.
This guy ran out of the Book of Flors, and he was awesome at that time, and he killed the ghost baby in one fell swoop, and now he is actually reduced to eating the overlord meal
I didn't believe it, but I looked at it carefully several times, and finally determined that the person in the photo was the copy of Lu Zhishen!
With those eyebrows, that fierce and vicious appearance, it is estimated that no one in this world can have a second person who looks so ugly!
I secretly decided to take the time to see the ugly monk detained by the police station tomorrow, after all, I can't read a single word of the Buddha Sutra on my body, if I can let this ugly monk teach me, I will definitely get twice the result with half the effort!
And Uncle Quan also said before that this Buddha scripture is actually a scripture in charge of killing, presumably it should be some things in charge of killing, and this is what I urgently need at the moment!
After all, I don't want to be like this all the time, I have to grow, only in this way can I protect the people around me, instead of being protected by women every time......
Chapter 102: A Buddha is born
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