Chapter 37: Yin and Yang Tongue War
When Sanxi saw Zhuang Yu, he was extremely excited, and shouted and jumped: "Third master, the girl wants to close the door and ignore us!" Come and help me. ”
As soon as the words stopped, Yi Linglong bit her lip, kicked up her feet, and kicked Sanxi's buttocks. Sanxi screamed, and one staggered out of the door. Immediately after, the door slammed shut. No matter how Sanxi calls the door, the first half of the sentence does not respond.
Zhuang Jue arrived near and helped up Sanxi with Yu Qi.
Sanxi "Ahhh
Yu Qi said with concern: "Are you hurt?" ”
Sanxi "hummed" and said: "You can't die if you die, it's uncomfortable to hold your breath while you're alive!" So, Sanxi tried his best to hold it up, and wanted to slap the door panel.
Yu Qi said: "Forget it, let's go back!" ”
Sanxi sneered: "The girl can forget with her, but I can't count with her!" I don't know! Then he turned his head to Zhuang Jue and said, "Master, you just saw it." The people in the fence bamboo garden are too bullying! ”
Zhuang Jue motioned for Sanxi to slow down, so he said to the door in harmony: "Girl, open the door." Ben is not a big deal, so I will ask you, if you know, you know, if you don't know, you don't know, what does it mean to kick and beat people at night? After a while, my wife will come over, and it won't look good at that time. If you are so arrogant again, the second master will not invite you, and the money will not be paid to you. ”
After speaking, Yi Linglong opened the door suddenly.
Zhuang Yu, Yu Qi, and Sanxi were so frightened that they retreated.
I saw Yi Linglong and said: "You came to me by yourself, not me to find your bad luck." Your lord invited me, but I begged for five times and didn't pay? I'll tear your house up! ”
Zhuang Jue just wanted to scare and scare Linglong.
Yi Linglong was angry, and said, "Your wife will come over later?" It's your old lady, the old lady, the old lady of your ancestors, and I will do the same! Listen clearly, aunt and grandmother, I'm not from your family, don't shout at me! It's your lord, you have to call me a girl, and you have to respect me a lot! If it weren't for the face of Mr. Qian at night, I wouldn't have been too lazy to go. Okay! Let's go, you guys are looking for it again, don't say good things, come and shout, I'm a dog? Is it a cat? I'll come if you call me here, if you don't ask me to go, I have to go, if you knock on the door, I'll open it, and if you call me back, what kind of person, what are you! That's enough! ”
These words were like a series of cannons, and they were finished in one breath. The people standing outside were stupid.
Zhuang Yu snorted: "No one said whether you are a cat or a dog." Why should the girl practice herself? ”
Yi Linglong slammed "bah" and said, "Do you still need to say? That's what you're saying! What do you mean? Supporting you as the young master of the house, it's amazing, isn't it? Don't say that you are a master of a small mansion, you are the emperor, I have seen it, I have never been afraid! ”
After that, Yi Linglong slammed the door shut.
Zhuang Ying thought for a few points and said to the door: "The girl doesn't have to be like this. A few words of the matter made the house restless, and the girl couldn't help but look stingy. If you don't want to say it, then let's go. I don't have to ask people like you. Hurriedly took Yu Qi's hand: "Sister, let's go!" ”
Yu Qi sighed slightly, held hands with Zhuang Jue, and wanted to leave.
At this time, Yi Linglong opened the door again, stood out of the door, and pointed to a few people outside: "Wait! ”
Zhuang Jue and a few people stopped, but did not look back.
Yi Linglong said: "Turn your head and face!" ”
Zhuang Jue snorted and said, "If you tell us to turn around, we'll turn around?" We are not your puppies and kittens, so why listen to you. Still pulling Yu Qi to continue walking.
How do you know how to smile and say, "Yes!" Otherwise, if you say you're my puppy and kitten, I'll tell you what you want to hear. ”
Zhuang Jue smiled at Yu Qi, then turned his face to Yi Linglong and said, "You said that you are my puppy and kitten!" Satisfied? ”
After hearing this, Yi Linglong shrugged and jumped up, landed lightly in front of Zhuang Yu's eyes, and slapped him in the face with two slaps.
Zhuang Jue dizzed in pain, turned around, and fell to the ground.
Yu Qi and Sanxi hurriedly squatted down to help him.
Zhuang Jue stroked his cheek and glared at Yi Linglong: "You...... Are you a woman or not? How can it be so vicious. ”
Yi Linglong said angrily: "No one has ever dared to tell me that you are my puppy and kitten." You actually said this to my face, I beat you! It's because you scolded me! ”
Zhuang Yu said aggrievedly: "That's what you told me to say, girl." ”
Yi Linglong said: "I asked you to say: I am your kitten and puppy!" It's not that you're my kitten puppy! ”
Zhuang Ying couldn't help laughing, sneered, and nodded fiercely: "Well, you are!" ”
Yi Linglong knew the meaning of Zhuang Yu's smile, and raised her slap again to shake it off.
At this time, Zhuang Xuan's voice shook outside.
Zhuang Xuan said: "Stop! ”
It turned out that Zhuang Xuan and Zhuang Ying, the two sisters, came back from Shouzhongju, and they had just sat for a while, and the tea was not used, so they heard that Guiyuan Yuyuan went to the fence bamboo garden to invite the girl, and the two sisters were curious and muttered and guessed for a while.
Zhuang Ying said at that moment: "What is there to wonder, but the wives have something to trouble her, so they asked her to go!" ”
Zhuang Qian poked Zhuang Ying's forehead and said, "You wish everyone in the world was good, but which one of the people in the world is good to you?" If you want me to say, the wives hurry up and get rid of this wicked woman. It's so impressive to stay with us! ”
Zhuang Ying said: "The girl doesn't care much about you, you are embarrassed by others." ”
Zhuang Xuan was very angry after hearing this, so he stopped talking to Zhuang Ying, and just asked the people who were eating outside to come in, and sat at the table alone to eat. It didn't take long for the girl to come in with food, saying that the mother outside the door said that Miss Qi had gone to the fence bamboo garden, and that the third master had also gone.
Zhuang Xuan was curious, put down the food in his hand, regardless of Zhuang Ying's dissuasion, insisted on carrying the lantern by himself, and came to see it with the girl.
When I arrived outside the fence bamboo garden, I heard a commotion, and when I came in, I happened to see Yi Linglong raising her slap to hit Zhuang Yu.
Zhuang Xuan's voice stopped, and he was shocked.
Yi Linglong looked straight and saw Zhuang Xuan and Wan Jin walking in with a large lantern.
Zhuang Qi said: "There is no royal law!" You think you're hitting the paparazzi in your litter? Then he went up to help Zhuang Jue and continued: "Let's go, go and tell Mrs. to go!" I can't keep this strange place! I actually got up in the middle of the night to fight the master! ”
Yi Linglong dodged and walked over, not letting them go.
Yi Linglong said: "What paparazzi? You make it clear, don't make it clear that you want to get out of the door of the fence bamboo garden. Whoever comes, you have to give me a reason. ”
Zhuang Jue was so arrogant and very helpless.
Yu Qi shook his head at him again, signaling that it was enough to stop.
Zhuang Jue nodded in response.
But Zhuang Xuan didn't comply, handed the lantern to Wan Jin, rolled up his sleeves, shook the pearl on his head, and said, "This is not what I said, you said it yourself!" I heard it outside, you love to admit it, and no one can force you if you don't like to admit it! Get out of here, we're going to tell my wife!" ”
Yi Linglong knew that Zhuang Xiu had a powerful mouth, and if she was really noisy, she might not be able to win her. Therefore, Yi Linglong thought of a way, not to embarrass them too much, but just to relieve their anger, stop them for a while, and eliminate the abusive temperament of these young masters and ladies of the deep mansion.
This method is: Yi Linglong jumped to the door quickly and closed the dead door in three or two.
Zhuang Qi and the others were shocked when they saw this. I thought in my heart, I'm afraid that Linglong is going to poison them!
Sanxi trembled, but he still struggled to block in front of Yu Qi.
Sanxi said: "It's none of our girl's business. ”
After hearing this, Zhuang Xuan glared at Sanxi angrily, and then pointed at Yi Linglong and said, "It's the opposite!" Is the rotten meat hoof going to be shameless? Then, all of them didn't care, but they just raised their necks and shouted: "Kill!" ”
Yi Linglong flew over, and pointed her finger straight at Zhuang Qi's eyes.
Zhuang Xuan didn't dare to make another sound, swallowed the aftersound, and stared at Linglong's finger.
Yi Linglong said: "Tell me to gouge out your eyes again!" ”
Yu Qi shrank and said, "Girl, don't! This has nothing to do with the second sister and the third brother, I came to you alone. If you want to dig me, dig me. ”
Sanxi stopped: "Then dig me first!" ”
Who knows, Yi Linglong gently put away her fingers, took a few steps back, lifted her skirt with a smile, and spread her legs. She said, "I don't have to gouge out your eyes, come on, come on!" ”
Yi Linglong's little finger pointed at everyone, and hooked back to her lower crotch: "Get through, I'll let you go!" ”
Zhuang Xuan shook his body angrily: "You ......"
Wan Jin held Zhuang Qian with a lamp in one hand and another hand, and said to Yi Linglong in fear: "Aren't you afraid that the old lady will kill you?" ”
Yi Linglong's little finger waved easily: "Your lord has to listen to me sometimes." If you don't believe me, ask your lord to go! ”
Zhuang Jue obviously couldn't hold it back, and coldly shook his sleeves and said, "Unreasonable! Unreasonable! ”
Yi Linglong didn't care about her, still pointed her little finger on the ground under her crotch, and motioned for a few people to drill over.
Na Wanjin was afraid, and said anxiously: "I'll drill for our girl, and after you drill, let's go first!" ”
After Zhuang Xuan listened, he reflexively slapped Wanjin hard.
Wan Jin staggered, and the lantern fell to the ground before she fell down.
Zhuang Qi said: "Cheap hooves! ”
Just then, someone knocked on the door outside. It's Cao who is here. It turned out that Zhuang Ying saw her sister Zhuang Qi and Wanjin go out, so she didn't worry about following her, and when she arrived at the gate of the fence bamboo garden, she suddenly heard the sound of the door closing, and then heard Zhuang Qi calling for murder, Zhuang Ying was frightened, and quickly withdrew outside to ask someone to go to Xifu to invite his wife.
The girl who went to report the news couldn't say clearly, only said that someone had died in the fence bamboo garden, and the second girl was inside.
Cao's family also helped the county lord take care of Zhuang Pu's affairs in Xifu, and the doctor came to see that Zhuang Pu did not wake up after administering the needle. And they were very anxious in the house. However, the girl from Beifu suddenly came to report, but the Cao family was in a hurry, and she no longer cared about the current affairs in Xifu, so she took Guiyuan Yuyuan and hurried back to Beifu and went to the Fence Bamboo Garden.
Zhuang Ying answered Cao's outside, and when she saw Cao's, she snorted and said, "Madam, the second sister is too scary." I was afraid that it would not be good, so I asked someone to tell you. ”
Cao Shi said to Zhuang Ying fiercely: "Don't sleep, what are you going to do in the fence bamboo garden?" What the hell are you sleepwalking? ”
Although he spoke in such a friendly manner, his footsteps did not stop until he reached the door. Sure enough, the door was slammed shut, and someone was whispering from inside, and I couldn't really hear it.
Wait for Cao Shi to knock on the door and shout: "Open the door!" ”
Zhuang Qian excitedly pushed away Yi Linglong: "Mrs., Mrs. save me!" Madame save me! ”
Yi Linglong was suddenly pushed away, and her anger soared, but when she heard Cao's voice shouting outside, she thought: I can't be so angry, lest I be laughed at.
Thinking so, Yi Linglong laughed and walked straight into the house. After a while, Yi Linglong moved a stool out and sat at the door.
At that time, Zhuang Xuan and Wan Jin went to open the door, and Cao stepped in angrily-