"Oops, how did you die again! This fire is whirring, and it can't be avoided at all. ”

"It's you stupid, the red-nosed old man said don't borrow my people anymore, your own thirty are all dead."

"I didn't borrow, I didn't borrow, I accidentally pressed it."

"You've pressed it more than twenty times by accident."

"Stinky boy, I'm your master, I'll use it, what can you do with me."

“……”

Since Chen Ziyang recognized Lao Dao as a master, Lao Dao's room has been the most popular dialogue like this.

The happiness of children is so simple, because of a game console, from the enemy in Chen Ziyang's eyes to his year-old friend.

As the so-called good friend, for a lifetime, hand in hand, move forward. The three things that this old and young did the most throughout the summer vacation were playing games, watching videos, and going to the small restaurant of Chen Ziyang's second uncle to eat together.

Chen Ziyang's second uncle and second aunt were really mad at eating for nothing. Chen Ziyang is their nephew, and if they eat, they will eat, after all, they are relatives, but now they are old people who eat for nothing and use the identity of Master Chen Ziyang to start a blatant career of eating for nothing, which is too arrogant.

Lao Dao used to just eat and drink, but now it has become a la carte. There is no way, after all, it is against Chen Ziyang's father's face. Chen Ziyang's second uncle is fine, but his second aunt always thinks about how to make up for it from Lao Dao, after all, this Lao Dao is too edible, others drink more than a pound, and this old Tao is dumplings for more than a catty.

Maybe even Chen Ziyang's second aunt didn't expect that within a few days, she would return her a great favor after eating the old way for nothing.

Chen Ziyang's second aunt's maiden name is Wang, and she is the youngest in the family, with five older brothers and one older sister. The generation of parents after the 80s may be the generation with the largest number of brothers and sisters among the Chinese, and it is considered a small number of four or five children in a random family.

Chen Ziyang's second aunt's eldest brother is named Wang Jili, and she also lives in the same town as Chen Ziyang's family. Wang Jili contracted a piece of mountainous land with his father, and in order to facilitate farming, he lived in a relatively remote area, living on the very edge of the town.

Wang Jili's parents also live with him, plus his wife and children, a total of five people, the children go to school outside and are not at home all year round. Chen Ziyang's second aunt is very filial and always goes home to visit her parents from time to time.

I get up early every other month, steam the steamed buns and steamed buns needed for the restaurant in advance, and go back to my parents' house once when I'm done, and go home to help my brother and sister-in-law work in the field.

Plough the land in the spring and sow seeds, fertilize and weed in the summer, harvest the land in the fall, dry the corn, and by the way, look at the parents, wash the clothes for the parents, or something.

On this day, I was catching up with Chen Ziyang's second aunt and going home again, and I heard Wang Jili's yard crying and crying from afar, and the sound of fighting and making noise was loud, and when I entered the yard, I found that my eldest brother Wang Jili was being pressed by his parents on the big stone mill in the yard, and his sister-in-law was tying Wang Jili to the big stone mill with a thick hemp rope.

Wang Jili's face was covered in blood, it seemed that he had been injured for a while, most of the blood had coagulated, but there was still a small part of the blood that was fresh, and it was falling on the ground by the stone mill, it seemed that he had been injured not long ago. Wang Jili struggled and screamed, shouting things in a mess, and he couldn't hear what he was shouting.

Wang Jili's daughter-in-law saw her sister-in-law coming, and hurriedly called Chen Ziyang's second aunt to come over to help, and the four of them worked hard to tie Wang Jili up. This scene scared Chen Ziyang's second aunt to the point that her hands trembled. Hurry up and ask my father and sister-in-law what the hell is going on.

Wang Jili's wife said: "Your brother doesn't know what's wrong these days, he is like crazy, he talks in his dreams every night, and during the day he slams his head against the wall in the house, and he can't speak, he actually says some inconsequential words, saying that his house is going to be demolished, saying that his house is leaking, and he can't understand the mess." ”

"Your brother is so energetic, we can't hold it down, and his head is bleeding every day. Fortunately, there was no major incident with my father and mother. However, we accidentally found that it was much stronger to pull him out into the sun for a while during the day. Your brother fell ill again early in the morning, and was stopped by us after a few hits, so we quickly pulled him out to bask in the sun. ”

"Sister-in-law, didn't you look for a doctor?"

"I'm looking for it, my dad invited Dr. Liu from the town health center yesterday, and Dr. Liu said that he was crazy or mentally ill, and said that he couldn't be cured, so he called him to the big hospital in the city to have a look."

"Then why don't you lead it quickly." Chen Ziyang's second aunt saw her brother crazy like this, and there was a hint of complaint in her tone.

"Oh, my sister-in-law, your brother is crazy like this, why should I send him there, you don't see it, the four of us are so close to not stopping him, if he hits him all at once, I can't stop it, how can I say that my father and mother can help me at home, in case I can't see him along the way, what can I do if he has a good one." Wang Jili's wife heard her sister-in-law's complaint and said aggrievedly.

Chen Ziyang's second aunt thought about it and felt that what her sister-in-law said made sense, and said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier, what should my brother do?" So it's tied up every day? Chen Ziyang's second aunt was raised by Wang Jili single-handedly, so she has a special relationship with her eldest brother, and she felt distressed when she saw her brother suffer so many crimes.

"Sister, don't worry, sister-in-law knows that you feel sorry for your brother, I don't think your brother is sick, but it seems to have fallen into some evil, or it will be powerful at night, and you will see it strong after a while in the sun, do you know any masters, can you help take a look?"

Chen Ziyang's second aunt rolled her eyes, thinking in her heart, don't say it, what her sister-in-law said makes sense, whether he is or not will see first.

Isn't there a suitable candidate in front of the eyes, Chen Ziyang's mother says every day how powerful the old way is, Chen Ziyang has not been entangled by those things for more than a month with the old way, it seems that this old way should really have two hits, and more than a dozen catties of food in recent days can't let this old way eat in vain.

Thinking of this, Chen Ziyang's second aunt comforted her sister-in-law and crying parents, and hurriedly ran to Lao Dao's residence.

Chen Ziyang's second aunt pushed open the courtyard door of the old Taoist house, and the iron door latch on the door rang. As soon as Bai Lao Dao, who was playing Contra with Chen Ziyang, heard the door ringing, he grabbed Chen Ziyang next to him and threw it on the kang, Chen Ziyang also understood, and immediately lay on the kang table where the homework book and pen had been placed long ago and pretended to write homework, Lao Dao instantly hid the game console in the cabinet and turned off the TV.

It's amazing to see the proficiency of these two people's movements, and I don't know how many times I've practiced. When Lao Dao pretended to watch Chen Ziyang do his homework, Chen Ziyang's second aunt walked through most of the courtyard.

There's no way, eating people's mouths is short, Chen Ziyang doesn't come here to play games every day. Lao Dao still tries to avoid head-on conflict with Chen Ziyang's mother. In case Chen's mother finds out what they have done, the dumplings that I hope will be gone once a week.

Chen Ziyang's second aunt entered the house and said simply, Lao Dao didn't say much, and went into the West House to rummage things for a while. packed a half-sized wooden box, carried it on his back, and led Chen Ziyang to follow his second aunt to Wang Jili's house.

Originally, I didn't want to take Chen Ziyang with me, I was afraid that if it was really that kind of thing, Chen Ziyang's soft little body would not be able to bear it, and there would be some accidents. But he was left at home and no one took care of him, and the time was tight, so he didn't have time to make arrangements, so he simply took Chen Ziyang with him.

The group of three arrived at the courtyard of Wang Jili's house. When Lao Dao entered the courtyard, he saw that Wang Jili had been standing and tied to the stone grinder and was drowsy, although his face was bloodstained, but it was not as scary as his sister said. Wang Jili's parents sat on a small bench in the courtyard.

Lao Dao walked up to Wang Jili and reached out to touch Wang Jili's forehead. How do you know that Wang Jili, who was still drowsy just now, suddenly opened his mouth wide and bit Lao Dao's finger as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and Bai Lao Dao was also taken aback by the sudden situation, but fortunately, he reacted in time, and his body shrank back, although the posture of almost falling was a little indecent, but after all, his fingers were saved.

This scene happened to be seen by Chen Ziyang, who had just entered the yard, and he was so frightened that he subconsciously dodged to the side, tripped over the wood under his feet, and fell into the pigsty on the edge of the yard with a backflip. The old sow in the pigsty thought that it was early to eat today, so she rushed over with a hum and arched Chen Ziyang into the pig food trough with her big nose......

Chen Ziyang's second aunt, who was standing at the door, hurriedly dragged Chen Ziyang out, smelling the sour smell of his body and couldn't help but wrinkle her nose, Lao Dao saw this scene and stretched out his hand to signal them to be quiet, standing there with the box on his back and looking at Wang Jili like this.

Wang Jili was like a demon at this time, biting hard at the old way of eating white, shaking the rope tied to him vigorously, seeing that the posture was about to break free and then pounced on Lao Dao, Wang Jili's saliva mixed with the blood soaked in saliva dripped down the corners of his mouth, and a trace of blood line hung on his mouth, this scene looked really terrifying.

I don't know where Wang Jili got so much strength, the big grinding plate of the stone mill was slightly shaken by him, and even the six grinding legs buried deep in the soil were a little loose.

Lao Dao was afraid that Wang Jili might really break free if he continued to pull like this, so he hurriedly asked Wang Jili's wife to come into the house and bring a bowl of water, Lao Dao put the box on his shoulder on the ground, and pulled out a yellow rune paper from it, Chen Ziyang saw that the red rune paper had already been drawn on it.

Lao Dao painted the side of the rune paper with the charm folded inward, pinched one end of the rune paper with his right hand, sandwiched the rune paper with the index finger and middle finger of his left hand, and stroked the other end of the rune paper along the place where he pinched it with his right hand.

Chen Ziyang unconsciously opened his mouth wide when he saw this scene. I'll go...... Eat the old way of cow fork for nothing! It's a real spell! This kind of scene Chen Ziyang can only see in the ghost movie played by Lin Zhengying with Bai Lao Dao, I can't imagine that this Bai Lao Dao usually does not show mountains and does not leak, but when it comes to Zhen Zhang'er, he really has such a hand. The videotape of this ghost movie is not in vain, no wonder Lao Dao has a video recorder, it turns out that it is used to learn spells.

The same mouth opened wide and the chin was about to fall to the ground, and there were several other people who were surprised, the first to react was Wang Jili's wife, the expression on her face changed from surprise to joy, the family was saved, this time I really met a master. This old way is really a fairy descending to earth.

Bai Shi Lao Dao swept a few people left and right with the corner of his eye, and saw their surprised expressions Lao Dao was very satisfied, and the corners of his mouth showed a smile that could not be concealed. Lao Dao walked a few steps slowly, took the bowl of white water in Wang Jili's wife's hand, and after all the rune paper was burned to black ash, Lao Dao threw the rune paper ash into the bowl, stirred it with his fingers, and walked towards Wang Jili with the black rune paper water.