"We really can't control it, it's our instinct to fart!"

"As a member of the Weasel Pirates, I'm proud to fart!"

"Our slogan is, drink the most beautiful wine, let out the stinkest fart, and sleep with the most beautiful woman."

More than a dozen members of the weasel pirate group said that when they said these words, they still kept farting, and sometimes fanned the back of the farts ~ with their hands, so that the smell spread as quickly as possible.

With a dozen of them as the center, the space within a radius of two or three meters was all filled with stench, and the density seemed to be ignited with just a little spark.

"Hastily ......"

The old man was so angry that he was like thunder, blowing his beard and glaring, he really couldn't stand these farting all day long, and he said that farting in public was so righteous and proud.

Cardino lowered his head and said with a dejected expression: "Old man, you now know why we are excluded and disliked by others. ”

"Got it, got it, ball, get the ball with your crew, get as far as you can!" Old man Feng waved his hand impatiently.

"Old man, even you dislike me, the baby is so sad."

Cardinor pursed his lips and said with a look of grievance, "Have you forgotten the friendship between us, and the great affection you have for taking drugs and blood for me?" ”

As soon as he heard the words 'sucking drugs and blood', the old man immediately became furious, ran up and pushed Cardino to the ground, then punched and kicked, scolding while beating: "Suck your grandma's ball, and then dare to say that you are sucking drugs and blood, Lao Tzu will stab you to death with a steel rod!" ”

"Boss!"

A group of weasel pirate members wanted to step forward and pull away the old man.

Cardino immediately patiently stopped him in a kind and persuasive tone: "Leave me alone, leave me alone, this old man is playing with me." ”

Playing?

The members of the weasel pirate group looked at each other and thought: they were all beaten and their noses were blue and their faces were swollen, this is still a joke?

After beating for about five minutes, the old man Feng was so tired and sweating profusely that he stopped panting, took out a cigarette stick and lit it, and smoked on the side.

Cardinor, who had become a pig's head, and whose eyes were swollen into slits, did not care about it, jumped on the edge of the boat, with his feet spread apart, his hands on his waist, and his head raised at a forty-five-degree angle: "Pleasant times always pass quickly, and it is time to part." One finger was Ling Xiu, "Xiu Xiu", and the other was pointed at the old man, "Old man," and then Jiang Haojun, "And this...... This ......"

Seeing him frowning and scratching the back of his head, Ling Xiu knew that he must have forgotten Jiang Haojun's name.

"And this one...... Playing with a big knife! ”

"Poof~"

Hearing this name, Ling Xiu almost vomited three liters of blood.

Jiang Haojun made a gloomy face, gritted his teeth, and said to Ling Xiu word by word: "I really want to cut him with a knife!" ”

Said so, but in the end it didn't do.

"Everyone will have a period in the future, I will miss you, especially Xiu Xiu, the sea witnesses our friendship, without you, there would be no me now, in the future every lonely night, I will definitely think of you, Xiu Xiu."

"......" Ling Xiu was quite speechless, this guy and Situ Meng were both bad.

"Look at your punching sex!"

Old man Feng was upset about how he looked at Cardino now, and shouted, "Hurry up and get out, do you want to stay here and not leave?" ”

"Don't be so ruthless, old man, don't worry......"

His voice suddenly dropped to a very low level, and he whispered, "Don't worry, I will never say anything about you helping me use your mouth to help me suck poison and blood on my fart~ stock." ”

"What? Suck the boss's fart with your mouth ~ shares? ”

"My God, the boss is the king of farts, and his dirty farts ~ dare to suck them with his mouth, this and this...... How strong this psychological quality must be. ”

"The most awesome old man in history!"

A group of weasel pirate group members quietly looked at Old Man Feng solemnly, their eyes revealing the highest respect.

Old Man Feng's lungs were about to explode, not to mention the few remaining hairs standing upside down, even his beard was floating, and he was really angry.

"Your Grandma's Card ~ Di ~ No!!"

One word at a time, as if squeezed out of the teeth, the face is hateful.

Cardinor was startled, grinning awkwardly: "Old man, calm down, calm down!" ”

"I'll calm down, your grandma!" The old man roared and pounced.

Cardinal turned and jumped onto his own boat: "Little ones, let's go." There was an excited look on his face, "It's really exciting to run away after pretending to be forced, wow, Ka Ka ......"

The others were also quick and returned to their own boats.

Set sail and set sail!

The distance between the two boats was widened at once, so that the old man Feng could only stand on the deck and scream: "Milk ball, you Wang (Wang) bastard wait for me, if I see it next time, Lao Tzu will have to stab your ass with a steel rod." ”

"Old money fan, you have a really strong taste." Jiang Haojun stepped forward and interjected casually.

"balls, I'd love to." Old Man Feng turned his head and shouted.

"I know you'd love to, but he's gone too far to hear." Jiang Haojun said.

Old Man Feng was stunned, and then shouted: "I know, but I like to scream, what's the matter, you Jiang boy is not happy?" ”

"I'm just kindly reminding you, old money fan, don't catch and bite anyone like a mad dog, okay?" Jiang Haojun frowned.

"Who do you say is a mad dog? Try it again? The old man rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was about to fight.

Jiang Haojun also rolled up his sleeves and his eyes widened: "I just said, you are a mad dog." ”

"You Wang (Wang) bastard, I've put up with you for a long time!"

"Exactly, so do I!"

……

The two of them were like male dogs about to start a fight for a female dog, their eyes red glaring at each other, and a burst of neighing sound came out of their throats.

At that moment, two large hands reached out, pressed the back of their heads, and then forcefully closed them in the center.

"Bang~"

Old Man Feng and Jiang Haojun's foreheads collided violently, and the two sat on the ground with their heads full of stars.

The former scolded and scolded: "Milk ball, Ling boy, do you do the ball?" ”

The latter, on the other hand, touched his aching forehead and stood up without complaining.

"The Coastguard is coming." Ling Xiu looked at the back and said lightly.

Hearing this, the old man quickly stood up, looked behind him, and when he boarded, his eyes were wide open, and three majestic military ships were sailing towards this side like a strong wind, riding the wind and waves, revealing a strong military might.

"Ah~"

Old Man Feng suddenly shouted.

"What's wrong?" Ling Xiu asked him.

The old man said suddenly: "Milk ball, Cardina King (Wang) owes me 100,000 rupees and hasn't paid it yet." ”

Ling Xiu's qi and blood surged, and a black line extended down his face, almost kicking this old guy to death.